Fan Qiqi returned to the bedside, lifted the sheets, and said with a smile: "Sister fairy, that fat woman ran away, she was scared away by me!"

The woman came out and couldn't see any trace of the fat woman, so she breathed a sigh of relief! Glancing at Fan Qi's stupid face, she said, "It's good that you can scare her away, I'm afraid that the master won't be able to find her for a while, and she will be killed!"

The woman didn't expect that the famous Yunfei Fairy on the rivers and lakes would be deceived by a fool.

When Fan Qifei heard that he actually called the fat woman his master, he was surprised and said: "Sister fairy, what should we do, will the fat woman come back and cut off my ear, I'm so afraid!"

The woman had a look of disdain on her face, and said, "Coward!" But she was very worried in her heart, and she didn't know what to do!

Fan Qiyan scratched his head, and said thoughtfully: "Let's hide, there is a cellar behind the backyard of the house where I went to catch chickens before, and the fat woman should not find it if we go there to hide!"

The woman couldn't do anything for a while, and bluffed: "Second fool, why don't you take me with you soon!" As she spoke, she grabbed Fan Qiqi's ears and walked out.

Fan Qiqi called desperately: "Ah, it hurts to death." He scolded in his heart: "Where are you a fairy, his grandmother's, if it weren't for your good looks, and like my mother, I would have picked you up and spanked your ass." ”

Fan Qiqi and the two went out, turned right and crossed the courtyard of a house, came to the back of the house, lifted a wooden plank, and the two got in. Covered with wooden planks, the cellar was dark, and I couldn't see my fingers.

Fan Qiqi hugged the woman suddenly: "Sister fairy, people are afraid!" A woman's body fragrance made Fan Qiqi feel comfortable, and he smelled it like he was enjoying it!

The woman's pretty face was full of shame and anger, and she shouted softly: "Second fool, you give me death, otherwise I will slash you with a knife!"

At the moment when the woman touched Fan Qifat's chest, Fan Qifat's "hearty hand" reached out, and his right hand grabbed his left hand, and his left hand quickly grabbed his right wrist along the woman's body, and the woman's hands were restrained, Fan Qifat grinned and then threw himself forward, saying: "The chest of the person you hit hurts so much!"

Fan Qiqi immediately pressed the woman to the ground, and said in his heart: "Let you pull my ears, and tease you today!"

"Two fools, you get up for me, or I will kill you!" the woman cried, with a hint of distraction in her anger.

I only heard Fan Qiqi whisper: "Don't scream, that fat woman is here!"

The woman was startled and said softly, "Why didn't I hear it, don't lie to me!"

Fan Qiqi rubbed the woman's face with his cheek and whispered in her ear: "Come soon, it's only a dozen steps!"

The woman didn't believe it, how could a fool hear, but she waited quietly for a while!

Listening only to the sound of footsteps, the two walked in the direction of the cellar, listening to the footsteps like ordinary people, and there is no thickness of a person who practices martial arts, from time to time stepping on the small stones on the ground and dry branches and leaves, making a crisp sound of rattling!

The two men approached, their voices getting closer, and then their eyes lit up, and the planks of the cellar were lifted, and the sun shone in.

When Fan Qiqi saw that it was two villagers, and one villager went down to the cellar, Fan Qiqi looked like a man, stretched out his hand to pinch the man's neck, and said, "Don't make a sound!"

The male villager felt that Fan Qiyan's strength was so great, and he was out of breath for a while, and he was suddenly frightened, and his hands swung straight!

The woman got up and tapped the villager's back, and the villager remained motionless. The woman came out of the cellar and grabbed another villager back!

Looking at the two villagers who were not moving, Fan Qiqi was surprised that the woman could actually point to the acupoint, and said: "Sister fairy, you are so amazing, you can actually do magic!" Fan Qiqi stretched out his hand and touched the two of them: "Wow, it's actually a wooden man, it's fun, it's fun!"

The woman said angrily: "Second fool, don't talk nonsense, it's better to be quiet for me, otherwise I will alarm the fat woman, and I will kill you first!"

"I'm so afraid, I'm so afraid!" Fan Qiqi took two steps back and said, "Sister Fairy, people have a way." ”

The woman said disdainfully: "You fool, what can you do!"

Fan Qiqi said: "Sister fairy, don't look at me stupid, but if I hide, the children in our village can't find me!"

The woman laughed directly and said, "Are you a man, you still play with children!"

Fan Qiqi said: "Sister fairy, the second egg and dog hair in the village all say that I am a man, don't believe me took off my pants to show you!" Fan Qiqi said that he was about to untie his belt and move forward!

The woman panicked: "Don't take it off, don't come here, I'll kill you!" As she spoke, she waved two knives at Fan Qiqiu, who dodged and hid behind the villagers and said: "Sister fairy, why do you want to cut people, people are so afraid, let's quickly change the villagers' clothes, smear some dirt on their faces, and pretend to be villagers to escape!"

When the woman heard it, it was a solution. Xin said: "As soon as I go out, I will hack this fool who bullied me to death!"

The woman said, "Then let's change!"

"Ahh

When the woman heard this, she was angry again, and endured it: "Your mouth is cleaner!"

Fan Qiqi said: "People brush their teeth every day!

The woman was silently dressed without speaking.

Fan Qiqi felt that the woman didn't seem to take it off, but put on the villagers' clothes.

Fan Qiqi said: "Sister fairy, you put on other people's clothes, what are people wearing, you are robbing, my mother said that robbery is not a good child, you still say what kind of fairy you are, cut ......"

Fan Qiqi didn't hear the woman talking, and he didn't know what she was thinking!

Fan Qiqi put on the villagers' clothes, his hair was stained with the wet soil in the cellar, his short and lean hair made a cockscomb, his face was smeared with some mud, and the wooden plank was lifted, and the cellar suddenly brightened!

I saw a sword light coming, Fan Qiqi turned to one side, and the sword was inserted into the mud wall of the cellar by an inch.

"Sister fairy, what's wrong with you, you want to beat people, you just hugged people and kissed me and me, and now you want to beat and kill, you don't have any affection! ”

Fan Qiqi dodged left and right, then jumped up, went to the cellar, landed in an indecent posture, and squatted on the edge of the cellar: "Sister fairy, the fat woman will come in a while, we will make a sound when we fight now, and we can't hide the cat!"

The woman went to the cellar with a knife, staring at Fan Qiqi with resentment in her eyes.

"Let's go, fairy sister, let's pretend to be husband and wife, I'll take you away!" Fan Qiyan said, got up and walked forward!

The woman's face was crimson, and she was angry.

The woman couldn't bear it anymore, and roared sharply: "Fool, you have repeatedly bullied me, if I don't kill you, how can I solve the hatred in my heart!" As soon as the woman remembered that Fan Qi, who was dirty and smelly in the cellar, pressed on her body, she was immediately ashamed and indignant!

The woman lifted the silver fox knife, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one horizontal and vertical slashes, and the seven or eight slashes, Fan Qiqi hurriedly turned around and dodged: "Sister fairy, kill whatever you say." "The posture is embarrassed, but it can barely dodge.

The woman wondered in her heart: "Does this fool know martial arts!"

Fan Qiqi hurriedly dodged behind a tree, and shouted in fear: "That fat woman is coming, let's run away quickly, the second fool doesn't want to die yet!"

The woman saw Fan Qifat's dodging posture rough, either a donkey rolling, or a dog eating, although embarrassed, but she was able to dodge her silver fox knife again and again! As soon as she heard Fan Qifat's words, she was immediately afraid that the master would chase her, so she ignored Fan Qiqi and ran towards the outside of the village!

"Sister fairy, you wait for me, the second fool likes you, don't leave the second fool!"

The woman ran forward at top speed.

Fan Qiqi seemed to be desperately chasing after him, the two chased and ran, and ran out of the village for more than a mile, and the woman was always in Fan Qifat's sight, not far or close!

The woman turned around, her face was gloomy, and she scolded: "Shameless!" and continued to run forward, the two of them stopped and ran for five or six miles, whenever the woman turned back, Fan Qiqi always smiled stupidly at her and shouted: "Sister fairy!"

"I like you, don't run away......"

When the woman saw the people on the side of the road, she felt that she was being chased by this fool and called a fairy, which was really embarrassing. I can't wait to sew Fan Qi's mouth in my heart!

I saw a small town in the distance ahead, and eight men came to block the woman's way!

Fan Qiqi saw eight men, with a thick waist and a thick back, no weapons in their hands, and a sleeve was broken on the right side of everyone's shoulder, which was very strange!

Fan Qiqi squatted behind a tree, pretending to be afraid, while picking at his nose, he said in his mouth: "Sister fairy, what should I do? After they bully you, will they come to bully me again, people are so afraid!"

Fan Qiqi's voice was not small, nor was it loud, but it made everyone hear it clearly! The eight people with broken sleeves, when they saw Fan Qifat's stupid state, they didn't take this fool seriously in their hearts!

The man at the head said: "Little girl, hand over the cheats of the sunflower point acuman, or you will die!"

The woman said: "The Broken Sleeves Gang are a group of shameless people, if you want cheats, you have to ask me for the knife in my hand!"

The woman said that the silver fox knife slashed directly at a person, preemptively, and immediately slashed at the arm of a person!

The seven of them immediately exchanged fists and feet, surrounding the women, but they couldn't take her for a while! The woman's knife was fierce and fierce, and one more person was injured suddenly!

One person shouted: "This woman is amazing, put a secret weapon!"

The eight people suddenly took a step back, and actually took out a handful of sand from their arms, and the leader shouted, "Throw her eyes!"

Fan Qiqi secretly screamed: "Not good!" picked up a dozen stones from the ground, stuffed them into his arms, and grabbed eight of them in both hands!

At this time, I only heard a woman's exclamation: "Ahh

"Little girl, you didn't hand over the cheats just now, but now we don't want to give the cheats, we also want people, haha!"

Everyone looked at the woman's pretty face and slender figure, and there was a silver smile!

The leader shouted, "Unload her sword!"

The woman closed her eyes, shed a few tears after being put into the sand, and did not wipe them, and danced a knife in front of her to "fight in all directions at night" to protect her body.

But it was still found by it, and she was attacked by someone behind her back, the woman suddenly leaned forward, the knife was chaotic, and she was captured at that time, and the silver fox knife was unloaded!

At this moment, a voice sounded: "You villains, let go of Sister Fairy!"

Fan Qiqi ran seven or eight steps, and then ran in front of everyone, a dog gnawed, lay on the ground, and rolled a few times.

The eight members of the Broken Sleeve Gang were about to laugh, when they suddenly felt that their arms, chest, thighs, and heads were hit, and they cried out in pain at the moment! The two men who grabbed the woman suddenly let go, and the woman immediately slapped her palms behind her, and the man behind her spat out a mouthful of blood.

Everyone was shocked, looked left and right, looked back and forth, didn't see a master here, and was about to come up and catch it again, Fan Qiqi took out the stones from his arms, there were six left, grabbed them in his hands and threw them out, hurriedly rolled on the ground a few times, and shouted: "I'm so uncomfortable with the second fool, I have eaten dirty things in my stomach, and I'm going to have diarrhea, which brother gives me some paper, let the second fool wipe his buttocks......"

The six people who were hit were shocked, looking up and down left and right, and suddenly did not dare to step forward, the leader sighed in his heart, observed back and forth, left and right, up and down, and said in shock: "There is a master here today, let's go!"

Fan Qiqi saw the eight people leaving, and hurriedly ran over to support the woman: "Sister fairy, that person was scared away by you, saying that you are too ugly and unworthy to be a fairy, and hurt their Daya!"

The woman said: "Second fool, what nonsense are you talking about, you are ugly, and what is the Daya that hurt them, have you ever been to school!"

Fan Qifat pouted: "Sister fairy, no one has been on it, my mother said that when I was a child, I would herd more sheep and marry a wife when I grew up, sister, you are so ugly, you scared people away, I can't marry you!"

The woman's heart was full of atmosphere, and she shook her arm and said: "You are ugly, you are a fool, there will be no woman to marry you at all!" Suddenly her closed eyes were very painful, and she suddenly shed two tears, and said: "Second fool, you send me to the inn in the town, I will wash my eyes, and I will give you ten taels of silver!"

As she spoke, she took out a certain amount of silver from her arms and handed it to Fan Qiqi.

Fan Qiqi took the silver and said, "What's it, it's so ugly, it's not round, it's not square, it's not as good-looking as you! And it's not fragrant, you can't bite it, you can't eat it!" put it in his mouth and took a bite.

The woman can be regarded as Fan Qiqi a little resistant, and said with a smile: "Second fool, silver can buy food, silver is the most beautiful thing in the world, why do you still call him ugly!"

Fan Qiqi thought about it and said, "Since I can buy food, I'll take it!" said and put the silver into his arms, picked up the silver fox knife on the ground, and helped the woman into the city with one hand!