Chapter Ninety-Four: The Lazy Man Who Goes Out of the Realm

On the second day, when the sun shone down, He Yafei felt a little warm. After a long day of drying the car and having lunch at noon, they were ready to walk to Linhu Village.

The car is too eye-catching in Jiuqiu, it is inevitable that some people will covet it, and the fewer people see it, the safer it is. It's not that I'm afraid of anyone, it's just that I came out to do charity, but because the car hit someone, it's not nice to say.

There is a car logo on the front of the car, and the car logo is a tree, and Uncle Yang said that by pulling the car logo down, the car can be invisible. He Yafei locked the door and went to pull the car logo, and a large tarpaulin shot out of the roof, covering the car and covering He Yafei who was standing at the front of the car. Qin Bofeng ran to the front side of the car, lifted the tarpaulin and wanted to release He Yafei, but he used a little more force, pulled the tarpaulin backwards, the tarpaulin swished back and retracted, and the car logo also popped back into place.

Qin Bofeng felt a little inexplicable: "Cover a piece of cloth, this is invisibility?"

He Yafei said: "Grandpa said, cloth has a wonderful use, who knows, try again." Uncle, don't go and pull the cloth for a while, I'll crawl out by myself. ”

He Yafei turned his back to the front of the car, lowered his body, pulled the car logo back with his left hand, and pulled it down hard, and when the tarpaulin shot out again, He Yafei threw himself on the ground. Qin Bofeng saw He Yafei crawling under the cloth like a worm, but he didn't dare to touch the cloth again, so as not to waste his previous efforts.

Yang Huachen's words are indeed correct, after the cloth is covered, the color begins to change, and when He Yafei comes out from under the tarpaulin, it has become the same ochre color as the surrounding soil, which is really useful. Worried that he couldn't find the car when he came back, Qin Bofeng went to pick up a stone and put it in the position where He Yafei climbed out.

He Yafei felt that this invisible method was too low-level, he thought that after pulling off the car mark, he would be invisible by shaking his body like Teacher Gangba, but Qin Bofeng shouted at the invisible function of the tarpaulin. He Yafei can only use "the limitations of the times limit the imagination of the uncle" to warn himself not to argue with the uncle with a generation gap.

He Yafei held a red flag, and the eight big white characters of "Yashan Boba Charity Association" hunted and flew around. He said, we have to get out of the momentum, Teacher Gangba, Hutuhuta. Gangba knocked on the bangzi, He Yafei played B-box, Qin Bofeng began to swing with the rhythm, Qin Bofeng is now fully able to do the same movements and pace as He Yafei, he has gone from a dance-blind to an indispensable member of Hutu Huta, He Yafei has made great contributions. The big foot also got off He Yafei's head and jumped after him. After walking for a mile, only two local indigenous underground inhabitants were followed.

Jumping too much into it, when approaching the village, He Yafei almost tripped over, and when he looked down, it was a fruit shell, and the further he went, the more fruit shells there were, as well as fruit cores, worn clothes, and broken dishes and jugs. Everyone lost interest, and Big Foot returned to He Yafei's head and turned into a fur hat, and the two underground residents also returned to their cave dwellings.

"Are we going to the garbage dump?" He Yafei asked, and Qin Bofeng felt the same way.

When they reached the entrance of the village, everyone was stunned by the two garbage mountains that appeared in front of them, and there was only one passage left between the garbage mountains to enter the village. On the garbage mountain, a few chipmunk-like animals are gnawing on the husks, and their huge front teeth make it as easy to gnaw on the husks as they are against foam boards. He Yafei sent a wave of consciousness to them, but there was no response, he threw another shortcode animation over, and the "chipmunk" just glanced at him and ignored it.

"Is it hard to throw away the trash? I always felt like we were in the wrong place. He Yafei said.

Qin Bofeng also shook his head, and his tone was also a little helpless: "It's all here, go in and have a look." ”

Behind the garbage mountain, there are a dozen or so low plants, the fruit on which is within reach, three aliens lying on the ground, eight-legged holding the fruit shell, the fruit shell is placed on the belly, the long needle-like tube inserted into the fruit shell sucks the juice inside, and the flesh of the face rolls like a wave. When one of the aliens finished sucking, he put eight feet under the husks, kicked them hard, and the husks flew high and far, and landed on the top of the garbage mountain, smashing five or six of the husks on them, and rolling down the slope. The alien kick seemed to have exhausted all his strength, and the eight legs were spread out on his sides like noodles, and his eyes were closed, and he fell asleep.

"Fellow, this is Linhu Village, how do you get to the village chief's house?" He Yafei sent a wave of consciousness to the two alien races who were smoking at the same time, and one of them did not move his head, only one of his compound eyes bulged outward, and then retracted. The other freed up one foot and pointed to the village, which was a response, and there was no other superfluous movement.

Entering the village, He Yafei had a feeling of being in a different world, the house was like digging a hole in the anthill, simple and vulgar, not even a door, the slightly older house had been eroded by the wind to a strange shape, for example, there was a big mouth in the middle of the high pointed hat, a fist with a middle finger, and leftover apple cores. The most terrifying thing is that there is an "anthill", which is almost eroded by the wind, and the owner of the house has some sticks, which can withstand the crumbling "roof".

Qin Bofeng sighed: "Even the primitive tribe is stronger than this." ”

There were many aliens in the village, lying down, sitting, leaning against the wall, but none of them moved. When I saw a stranger, I also glanced at it a few times, and the attention time did not exceed ten seconds. This was very different from the scene that He Yafei had expected to welcome the pot pulp, and he shouted loudly: "We are from the Yashan Baba Great Charity Association, and we are here to help you build a canteen." "Nobody paid any attention to him. He continued: "The village chief is not there, if he is not there, we will leave." "Still no one is paying attention.

"Uncle, Mr. Gangba, let's go. "He Yafei is not dragging his feet.

After taking two steps, I heard a voice shouting, "Wait." Under a tall "anthill", a person slowly stood up, this person was a human dwarf, no more than one meter two tall, he shook his body and walked towards He Yafei and them.

"What kind of canteen do you say you want to build, what are you used for, and do you want to be paid?" asked the dwarf village chief three questions in a row.

He Yafei briefly explained the purpose of this charity trip and the origin of the Yashan Baba Charity Association, and told him that the construction of the canteen was completely free, so the dwarf village chief became interested.

"It's up to you to decide the taste of the dishes, and it's up to us to choose the location of the canteen. He Yafei also has a lot of eyes.

The dwarf village chief said that Linhu Village has many races and mixed tastes, and hopes to plant seven or eight vegetable trees. The villagers He Yafei saw were limited to the dwarf of Bazu and the village chief, and he was a little disgusted by lying to his face and the lion opening his mouth, and he said to the village chief that there were only two. The village chief may have been neglecting to communicate with people for a long time and was not good at negotiation, but He Yafei's insistence immediately made him back down. He describes the eight-legged favorite food, a sour acetate jelly-like food with some fine particles in it, some slightly sweet, some peppery and spicy. As for himself, he chose a pineapple cucumber in He Yafei's recipe.

The dwarf village chief saw He Yafei pinching a seed, closed his eyes and suddenly stopped talking, and then looked at the middle-aged man and the stick man next to him, and he didn't mean to communicate with him. He tried to recall whether he had said the wrong thing, and after combing through it, there seemed to be nothing wrong with it, so he didn't think much about it. This canteen loves to be built or not, he is too lazy to pay attention to it, anyway, he can't be hungry here, so what does it matter if it is delicious or unpalatable. Just as he was about to get up and leave, the young man with the funny fur hat opened his eyes, and the young man told him that the canteen had been built, and that two cooking trees, one large and one small, were two miles east of the village.

The dwarf village chief jumped to his feet and said, "This is the place you chose, let's run two miles away to eat, why don't we die?" ”

He Yafei stretched, he turned his head to Qin Bofeng and said, "Or, uncle, you tell him?"

Qin Bofeng lifted the hem of his robe, dusted it with his hands, and looked at it carefully for a while before putting down the clothes and speaking: "What about this welfare, we have already delivered it, whether the welfare is or not, that's their business." Why don't we go now?"

He Yafei agreed, just turned around, seemed to remember something, and faced the village chief again, "We have specially placed a fruit shell recycling bin under the food tree, as long as there is an empty fruit shell under the tree, I promise that no new fruit will be produced on the tree the next day." He threw the two ripe seeds in his hand to the dwarf village chief, "This is a sample, the canteen, do you want to decide for yourself." ”

After leaving Linhu Village, He Yafei asked Qin Bofeng: "Uncle, do you think they will go to the cafeteria?"

"After tasting it, I should go. It's good to cure their laziness. ”

"I'm worried that they will eat and live under the trees in the future, or they will not move their nests. ”

Qin Bofeng thought about it seriously, shook his head and said, "Probably not, the night of the guard is too cold, and I should still have to go back at night, but it is possible to stay all day during the day." ”

He Yafei suddenly laughed: "It's really terrible to go back and forth two kilometers every day." I suspect they'll move their home slowly, and maybe some of them won't care if it's delicious or not, as long as they don't move. ”

"Don't think about it, if people are lazy out of the realm, it will be inconvenient for us mortals to comment. Qin Bofeng had a rare sense of humor.

He Yafei held his chin with one hand: "As the old saying goes, helping the poor is not helping the poor, and helping the poor is not lazy." I'm wondering if there is any point in charity like ours. ”

"What did Shanshan-sama say?"

He Yafei shook his head and said helplessly: "People become stupid when they are too kind." ”