Chapter 51: Tongue Fighting Heroes
Fan Qiqi said: "This joke is like this. It is said that a landlord went to an official family to do errands, and when the landlord went to the official's mansion for the first time, he brought tens of thousands of taels of silver tickets to give gifts, and the official housekeeper took the silver tickets and told the landlord: "Our lord said that Mrs. is pregnant, and there is no time to receive you for the time being." Half a year later, the landlord brought tens of thousands of taels of silver tickets to the official's housekeeper to ask the landlord to do something, and the official housekeeper told the landlord: 'Our lord said that his wife is pregnant, and he has no time to receive you for the time being'. Helplessly, the landlord went back again, and went to the official's house four times, and each time he had to take out tens of thousands of taels of silver tickets, black. It's fucking black. When the landlord went for the fourth time, it had been two years. β
Fan Qiyan glanced at the eldest prince He Yunwei, who had a gloomy face, and Ren Zhongliu, who had a worried face.
Fan Qiqi said to He Mingde: "Lord Wang, guess what this official said for the fourth time?"
The prince shook his head.
Princess Alu asked curiously, "What did the official family say?"
Fan Qiqi said: "The fourth time, it has been two years, and the housekeeper of the official family still said the same as the previous three times: 'Our master said that our wife is pregnant, and I don't have time to receive you for the time being'. Haha......"
Fan Qiyan smiled and asked, "Lord Wang, you say it's funny, is the wife of the official family born Nezha? Do you have to be pregnant for three years when you are pregnant, hahahaha...... You say it's funny, it's not funny. β
Princess Alu couldn't help laughing, and Princess Tianmiao also covered her mouth and chuckled, and then suppressed her smile.
He Mingde snorted and said with a smile: "This joke of the little brother is really thought-provoking." β
Ah Lu said: "Yes, you said that this official family is not willing to help with things, so just tell this landlord, why don't you do things, and tell lies again?"
Fan Qiqi clapped his hands and praised: "Princess Alu is really smart and lovely, hey, when I think about things, I think of an idea, there are more than one hundred and eighty people like you, and the people of Dahe Country will be blessed, you say yes, Lord Wang." β
He Mingde said: "The little brother is reasonable. β
When Princess Ah Lu heard the praise, she said happily: "Where am I as smart as you say, and my sister says I'm stupid?"
Princess Tianmiao said: "Ah Lu, don't talk to him. β
Princess Ah Lu pouted and mumbled.
Fan Qiyan sighed, looked at the teacup in front of him, picked it up, and gently put it down.
"Tea is like people, tea has fragrance because of tea, and people have wisdom because of desire. A truly wise person should be like a glass of water, clear and transparent, moisturizing all things, but unfortunately wisdom with tea, just like this tea, there is no longer clear wisdom. β
"So, Princess Alu, some people say that you are stupid, but I don't think so, but I think you are like clear water, without tea, but more approachable, like a sweet spring, moisturizing people's hearts. β
Princess Alu was stunned.
Are you talking about me?
Princess Alu blushed and listened to Fan Qiyan's praise blankly, is she really as good as he said?
He Mingde said: "The little brother's language has Zen principles, I He Mingde admires, I salute the little brother with a cup." β
Fan Qiqi said: "Lord Wang, when I respect you." β
The two of them raised their glasses and drank.
Putting down the wine glass, He Mingde said: "I don't know if the joke that the little brother just told has anything to do with this Ren County Commander?"
Fan Qiqi listened. You girl, you just play stupid. I look for you every day to buy it - the official people don't know how many.
At this time, Ren County's palms and feet were already sweating, and he was restless here. I thought in my heart that it was better to be my own county office, and I would do whatever I wanted, and if I could go back alive this time, I would never come to spend money to buy it again...... Official, being alive is the greatest joy.
Fan Qiqi is too lazy to play dumb riddles anymore, there is a princess present today, see how you He Mingde decides this matter, and said: "That landlord is Ren County Order, and that official family is the eldest prince." β
When He Mingde heard this, his face changed slightly, and he looked at He Yunwei: "Wei'er, is there such a thing?"
He Yunwei looked calm at this time, got up and said, "This matter is true. β
He Mingde was furious: "You actually did something blatant to take bribes, punish you for taking out all the bribe money, and take out another 100,000 taels to help the victims." β
He Yunwei said: "Yes, father, the child will do it." β
Watching He Yunwei leave, Fan Qiqi praised in his heart, this eldest prince is so calm and stable as Mount Tai.
Princess Tianmiao said: "Guard Lin, you are indeed capable, the three princes of the palace are all angry with you. β
Fan Qiyan smiled and said: "Hehe, I'm sorry, the three young talents were all angry with me, but there is also my eldest brother, and the main thing is to be able to tie the knot with my eldest brother, which is also a match made in heaven." β
Princess Tianmiao was really angry this time, and she was helpless and annoyed in her heart: "What the hell is he talking about." Qi said: "Lin Junjie, what are you talking about, do you think I came on a blind date today, why are you full of foul language......"
Fan Qiqi said innocently: "Did I say something wrong? Didn't you see that the three handsome little white-faced young and talented beautiful men were all gone, and you were dissatisfied? I still have a big brother, I want you to see my eldest brother, am I wrong? Lord Wang, am I wrong?"
He Mingde was completely speechless at this Lin Junjie, the tip of his middle finger unconsciously rubbed the tip of his index finger with his right hand, whenever he made this action, the prince was thinking about how to deal with a person, and at this time he was thinking about how to kill Fan Qiqi.
He Mingde smiled: "The little brother is wrong, you have to ask the princess." "In order not to offend both sides, just throw this "ball" to the princess.
Qiao Feng said: "Brother, you drank too much today, since your joke is over, why don't we go back." β
Qiao Feng said and got up and saluted the prince, and then walked towards Fan Qiqi.
"Big brother, wait. β
"Princess Tianmiao, let's make a bet, within three years, if the young talents you can find are stronger in martial arts than my eldest brother, I will be a slave to you, if you can't find it, you will marry my eldest brother." β
Fan Qiqi got up and said.
Princess Tianmiao stared at Fan Qimei, and then looked at Qiao Badan. He said: "Okay! It's a word, but today, three years later, you want to go to the palace to compete, if you don't dare, forget it." β
Fan Qiqi said: "A word is a certainty. β
Princess Tianmiao said: "There is no basis for what you say, and the words are proof." β
Fan Qiqi said: "Okay, can the prince borrow pen and ink." β
He Mingde waved his hand, and the next person sent pen and ink and a desk.
Fan Qiqi brushed and brushed, with a big stroke of the pen, and wrote a line of words, Princess A Lu hurriedly came over and read: "Today, I Lin Junjie and Princess He Tianmiao agreed that after three years, I will go to the palace to visit the competition, if the young man can beat my eldest brother, Lin Junjie will be a slave, if no one wins my eldest brother, Princess Tianmiao and my eldest brother will get married, and Xin Chou will be in early summer." β
Fan Qiqi picked up the note and handed it to Princess He Tianmiao, saying, "Please take a look." β
Princess Tianmiao took a look and praised it in her heart, this word is elegant and elegant, majestic and atmospheric, and the word is like its person.
Princess Tianmiao didn't say much, put away the note, and said to Princess Alu, whose face was still cute, "Let's go." β
"Oh. After taking two steps, Princess Alu looked back at Fan Qiqi.
Fan Qiqi smiled at him, and his two hands were more careful.
I don't know if Princess Alu understands or not, anyway, she left with a smile, and under the scolding of her sister Princess Tianmiao, she recovered her beyondness.
This is the end of the princess's send-off feast.
Qiao Feng said goodbye to the prince and walked towards Fan Qiyan's house with Qiao Badan.
The county commander behind him hurriedly followed, the prince did not stop him, and the county commander was relieved, and he was about to pee.
Qiao Feng said: "Brother, you must be cautious in everything you say, don't be reckless, the prince is already dissatisfied with you, if you want to kill you, I'm afraid it will be difficult to escape this catastrophe, do you understand?"
Fan Qiqi said: "Big brother, I understand, you can rest assured, I am measured." Today can be regarded as helping this Ren County Commander, after all, there was a friend at the beginning. β
Ren County Ling arched his hand and said: "Lord Lin, you have made me miserable this time, I don't know what to do now." β
Fan Qiqi said: "Brother Ren, don't worry, I'll go to the palace tomorrow to help you settle this matter." β
Ren County Lingxi said: "Lord Lin, you can really help me." β
Fan Qiqi said: "Don't worry, but Brother Ren, no matter if you are promoted or not in the future, you must think about the people, otherwise the prince will bypass you, and I will not let you go." β
Ren County Ling hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I must become a good official." β
Today, the sweat of the county magistrate is almost two catties. The body that is as fat as a bear is three points empty at this time.
Qiao Feng asked Ren County to send the county order to Fan Qiqi's house first.
"Brother, since you have already decided, I can't persuade you anymore, I don't think the prince will attack you for the time being. β
Fan Qiqi smiled bitterly: "Maybe I'm like this, can't I see that people are powerful and powerful, show off their might, and everyone is equal." β
Qiao Feng said: "It's naturally good if everyone can think like you, but where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and the rivers and lakes will inevitably be divided into three, six, nine and so on." β
On the second day, the prince's study.
Fan Qifu hugged his fists and said, "I don't know what happened when the prince summoned me?"
The prince smiled: "Little brother, sit." β
Fan Qiqi sat down as he said.
He Mingde asked, "Little brother doesn't know what his plans are for the future?"
Fan Qiqi was a little puzzled, and said in his heart: "My plan now is to mix around you for two days, and then hurry up to see Fan Wushuang and save Jin Bu from love as soon as possible." Could it be that the prince wants to drive me away, that's why he asked so tactfully?"
"I don't know what the prince means?"
The prince smiled: "Little brother, don't misunderstand, the little brother is not yet eighteen years old and already has such a martial arts cultivation, and the palace temple will definitely not be able to keep the little brother, so he asks so much." β
Fan Qiqi clenched his fists and said, "I see." Thank you for your care, you have been so kind to me, and you have given me a mansion, I am very grateful. It was arranged by my eldest brother that I came to the palace, and I wanted to help the prince check whether there were any demon sect traitors in the palace, so I had to obey the prince's orders. β
He Mingde smiled: "Okay." With the help of the little brother, the palace will be able to do things naturally. β
"Do you know what the princess is doing when she comes to the palace?"
Fan Qiqi pretended not to know, and waited for the prince to follow.
"The princess came to replace the emperor's decree and let this king destroy the Demon Sect. β
"Demon cults are all over the rivers and lakes, and they have always been a major hidden danger in the imperial court, and you know the emperor's second hidden danger?"
Fan Qiqi said: "It's you, the prince." β
He Mingde admired Fan Qiqiu's courage in his heart, and said so bluntly: "Little brother is right, this king has 400,000 troops in this Jinzhou land, and there is a possibility of raising troops to rebel at any time......"
Fan Qiqi interrupted the prince's words: "Prince, you tell me this, I really don't dare to listen to it." β
Not only did the prince not get angry at Fan Qiyan's rudeness, but laughed: "Little brother, you are too worried, with your ingenuity, do you think I need to be fake and polite, and go around the bends?"
Fan Qiqi said: "The prince praised me for being smart, I don't dare to be it, at most I am not stupid." You are not polite, you do not detour, I am naturally very happy and admired. β
"Hahaha, the little brother is really a strange person, if this king can be dozens of years younger, he must make friends with the little brother. β
He Mingde got up and slapped the table and laughed.
Fan Qiqi also laughed and said: "Lord Wang, do you need to look at age, identity, wealth and poverty, beauty and ugliness to make friends, these clichΓ© things? β
He Mingde was stunned for a while, rubbed the fingertip of his index finger with the fingernail of his right hand, and then laughed: "What the little brother said is very true, I don't know if a vulgar person like this king can make friends with you?"
Fan Qiqi said: "Of course you can, but I don't know what the prince thinks is the most basic thing to make friends?"
He Mingde asked, "Do you want to ask the little brother for advice?"
Fan Qiqi said: "The most important thing to make friends is the word 'true', what do you say, prince! β
He Mingde was stunned again and said, "Uh...... Yes, what the little brother said is very right, and this king will sincerely make the little brother a friend. β
Fan Qiyan smiled: "Then I will call you Brother He, and you will call me Brother Lin." β
He Mingde smiled: "Brother Lin." β
"Brother He. β
The two got up and hugged each other.
Fan Qiqi felt depressed in his heart, why didn't the prince want to put me to death before, depending on the situation, how did you talk about it this day. How did it come to this?
Can you go back in time?
What did this son say?
Feeling the strong aura of the old man on the golden iron horse battlefield on the prince's body, Fan Qiqi pretended to be very close.