Chapter Thirty-Nine: Two Foolish Retreats from the Enemy
The fat woman took the young man, searched the second floor, walked to the door of Fan Qifat's room, and kicked it open.
Fan Qiqi said in his heart: "Fortunately, the door is not locked, otherwise you will kick the door and fly to my bed." ”
At this time, the six men in the room were only wearing a pair of pants, overlapping two by two, one on top of the other, hugging each other tightly, hugging each other and sleeping.
A man on the bed was also wearing only one trouser and his back to the fat woman at the door.
When the fat woman saw the scene in the house, her face suddenly became gloomy, gloomy and a little red, and she scolded angrily: "Fuck the silver stick of the Broken Sleeve Gang, silver up, regardless of men and women, birds and beasts are perverted!"
The fat woman scolded and angrily took the young man to search the other rooms and left the inn!
Fan Qiqi was lying on the bed with the woman at this time, and the woman's face was ruddy and hot: "Hey, you hurry up and get dressed!"
Fan Qiqi said: "Can't you take off your clothes when you sleep with your wife, how can you sleep when you put it on." ”
Saying this, Fan Qiyan also felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly put on his clothes, and the woman went down to the ground to pick up the silver fox knife and was about to leave.
Fan Qiqi stopped the woman: "Hey, you are wearing a blue coat when you go out now, in case someone sees you...... The fat woman is looking for a woman in blue!"
Saying that, Fan Qiqi covered a few pieces of clothes for the six men from the Broken Sleeves Gang.
The woman was stunned for a moment, and said in her heart: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it!" glanced at Fan Qiqi and understood that this person was not really a fool.
Fan Qiqi said: "Let's go to bed, let's put the quilt in the middle, sleep well, we have to run away tomorrow, if you can't run, you will be caught by your master!"
The door was closed, the wax was extinguished, and the two lay down.
The woman held the silver fox knife, lay on the inside, and said: "Second fool, if you are rude to me in the middle of the night, I will definitely kill you, don't blame me for revenge!"
After the woman finished speaking, no one responded for a long time, and when she looked back, Fan Qiqi was already asleep, and the sound of slow and long breathing was very even. The woman took a closer look, if Fan Qiqi removed the dirt on his face, he would not look bad, and his skin was very white, like a woman.
The woman turned around, feeling a little lost for no reason, and then her face was flushed, and she slowly fell asleep!
Fan Qiqi silently counted a thousand breaths in his heart, and when he saw that the woman was already asleep, he got up and tied up the six men, then went to bed, took a deep breath, smiled, and fell asleep!
The next day, Fan Qiqi woke up, sat up, saw the beautiful woman sleeping beside him, looked at it for a moment, resisted the urge to kiss Fang Ze, smiled, and pushed the woman's shoulder: "Fairy, get up, the sun is drying your buttocks!"
The woman said in a daze, her eyelids half-open: "Second fool, it's still early, I'm sleeping!"
Fan Qiqi got up and untied the six men who woke up, made a silent gesture, pointed to the underground corpse, pointed to the door, the six people understood, put on clothes, hugged Fan Qiqi, and quietly went out of the door carrying the corpse!
Fan Qiqi finished washing and eating some breakfast, at this time the woman had woken up, and when she saw that the six shameless people were gone, she asked Fan Qifat!
Fan Qiqi said: "Let's go, they asked me to tell you, saying that you are too ugly, it will make people sad and sad to see it, crying bitterly, I really can't bear that sin, so I ran away without stopping!"
The woman raised her fist and hit Fan Qi's chest, saying, "Call me ugly, you said it, right! Don't say it, don't say it!"
Fan Qifat was punched a few times, it was not painful or itchy, the woman was relieved, so she sorted out her outfits, washed her face, and the two of them left the town and went directly to the north!
Fan Qiqi thought about his mother all the way, whether he was chasing the wrong direction. I remember my mother said that she seems to have a big brother, her own uncle, where is Jinju City or where?
I have been guarding the city for nearly 20 years, and I don't know what I am guarding, so I have time to ask, look for it, and see!
On this day, the two walked to Xiangyang County, where the county was densely populated with people, a prosperous scene!
The two of them squeezed through the crowd, trying to find a restaurant to fill their stomachs.
At this time, an abrupt voice sounded: "Little slut!"
Fan Qiqi and the woman looked up and exclaimed, "Fat woman!"
Fan Qiqi pulled up the woman and turned around and ran, and when he saw an alley on the left, he quickly rushed in.
The fat woman in the back shouted: "Get out of here!" As she spoke, she slapped her palms left and right, and everyone around her was slapped to the side!
Suddenly knocked down a large stall, fruits, rock sugar gourds, pastries, jewelry, and the table touched a large piece, with the sound of clattering and shattering.
A big man said angrily: "You thief fat woman......" The man didn't finish speaking, the fat woman slashed at the man's forehead, only to hear a "click" sound of bones shattering, the big man overflowed a pool of blood on his forehead, and his brain flowed all over the ground, staining half of his face, which was very terrifying, and everyone quickly hid away when they saw it.
Seeing the ferocity of the fat woman, everyone hurriedly bowed their heads and stayed away.
Fan Qiqi and the two ran to the middle of the alley, a two-story flower building appeared in front of them, and there was a plaque hanging on the gatehouse, with the words "Dew Building" written on it, and two couplets next to it, on the couplet: Hurry by the dew love is wonderful. The next joint book: The joy of the red dust boy overnight is blissful.
A group of bewitching women dressed in flowers and branches, showing their white arms, waved a white handkerchief, and shouted coquettishly: "Come on, uncle......"
"Come on, this son, what are you ashamed of......"
"Come on, this guest officer, what kind of girl do you like, we have ...... here if you like"
Fan Qiqi stopped, the woman looked embarrassed, and pulled Fan Qiqi to urge him to hurry up!
Fan Qiqi hurriedly said: "Your master will chase after you immediately, we can't run away, we only have to gamble!"
As soon as he entered the gate, a turtle man greeted him, and when he saw Fan Qiqi, who had a dirty face, dressed like a civilian beggar, his face immediately dropped.
Fan Qiqi's face pulled even more at this time and said: "Look down on people, when I don't have money, his grandmother's, you fucking look down on people with dog eyes, Lao Tzu ......" said Finally, Fan Qiqi hurriedly used the Henan accent, reached out and grabbed the collar of the turtle and lifted it up: "Lao Tzu has money, hurry up and find a place for Lao Tzu and find a beautiful woman!"
Gu Gong was startled, glanced at the woman next to Fan Qiyan, and said, "This ...... The...... This one is also ......"
Fan Qiqi said: "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen someone bring your wife to this kind of place, hurry up and find me a place!"
"Okay...... Okay uncle......" Turtle Gong said hurriedly.
Fan Qiqi let go of the turtle father, thought about it for a while, and said, "You go and get busy first, and Lao Tzu will call you later!"
After finishing speaking, he didn't have a chance to turtle Gong, and quickly glanced at this place, and saw that there were eight fat-shaped men on the second floor, shirtless, holding wooden sticks, standing in two rows of east and west rows staring at him!
Fan Qiqi thought that as long as he made a move, these eight big men would come down and throw themselves out!
The woman lowered her head, her face was red to the back of her ears, and she grabbed Fan Qiqi's arm, and she was at a loss for a while!
Fan Qiqi saw the dignitaries and nobles in the hall on this floor, and the children of the rich family looked back at him from time to time, drinking and chuckling from time to time, and talking casually. With thoughts racing in his head, he walked towards a table.
At this table sat a big fat man in gorgeous clothes, in his forties, with two coquettish beauties in his arms, smiling and drinking with the beauties.
A big man who looked like a bodyguard sat on the side, drinking quietly, with a big knife pinned to his waist.
Fan Qiqi clenched his fists, and said with a happy face: "This big brother, seeing that you are noble, you must not be a mortal. ”
The big fat man looked back at Fan Qi's clothes, his chin suddenly rose by three points, a big black mole grew on his chin, a wisp of black hair on the mole, and two fingers of his right hand stroked the black hair, and he said proudly: "That's, what kind of person am I as the county commander, naturally not a mortal!" thought to himself: "You call me eldest brother, are you a beggar?" But since you have this eyesight, you know that I am not a mortal, and the official does not remember the villain!"
"That is, look at the county to make your heavenly court full, the earth pavilion is round, you must be rich and noble in this life, and in the next life, in the next life, in the next life, you will still be rich and noble, and the beauties around you are like clouds, and the peach blossoms will definitely bloom in his ten lives!haha!" Fan Qiqi said respectfully and flatteringly, I didn't expect this fat man to be the county order!
When Ren Xian Ling heard this, his face suddenly turned red, and he smiled: "Hahaha, little brother, you are really good at talking, you might as well have a drink!"
Fan Qiqi thought to himself, this time he will change to a little brother, and said with a smile: "Thank you for your love, you can drink at the same table with adults, that is the blessing that we have cultivated for thousands of years!"
Although Ren Xianling knew that this kid was patting his ass, he still couldn't stop his heart fluttering: "Little brother, it's really polite, look at your rags, but you talk extraordinary, come, let's go one!"
Fan Qiqi raised his wine glass and drank it all, and said: "Big brother Miao praised, big brother is the dragon and phoenix among people, if you sit here, it will be like a tiger entrenched, majestic, so that the little brother can't help but be impressed in his heart!"
When Ren County heard the order, his heart didn't know where to go, he had never seen such a sycophant in his life, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only laugh!
Seeing that the fire was coming, Fan Qiqi hurriedly got up, bowed down and said, "Big brother, little brother has a reluctant request, I don't know whether to say it or not!"
Ren County Ling said: "Little brother, but it doesn't hurt to say it!"
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Fan Qiqi said: "Actually, from the first time I saw my eldest brother, I have always had a huge wish...... It is...... It's just that the brother wants to hug the eldest brother and touch the tiger domineering aura on the eldest brother, but ...... But I'm afraid that the younger brother will be dirty and stain the eldest brother's clothes......"
Ren County Ling was praised by Fan Qiqi for a long time and didn't know the southeast and northwest, hearing that Fan Qiqi just wanted to hug himself and contaminate his domineering, where was he still dirty in his heart, he got up and laughed and said: "Come on! Little brother, we brothers just hug!"
Fan Qiqi hurriedly got up!
The two beauties around him were already dumbfounded, and the dignified county order and a beggar hugged each other, which was not only ridiculous in the world, but also ridiculous in people's hearts.
The bodyguard frowned, clenched his big knife, and stared at Fan Qiqi with his eyes!
Fan Qiqi patted Ren County's bear back with his right hand, and took a deep breath: "The smell of the eldest brother is extraordinary, it makes people feel shocked!" scolded in his heart: "Lao Tzu wants to vomit!"
With his left hand, he gently took off a square brocade jade money bag from his waist and stuffed it into his cuffs!
This position just blocked the sight of the two beauties and bodyguards!
Fan Qiqi withdrew, raised his hands above his head, let the brocade jade money bag fall into the depths of his sleeves, bowed down and said, "Thank you, big brother, I am very satisfied!"
Ren Xianling sat down and said heartily: "Little brother sit, let's have a few more drinks, I didn't expect that there are strange people like little brothers in the world, it really opened the eyes of the eldest brother!"