Chapter 19: Misfortune Doesn't Go Alone (4)
Su Yu is a Kan Jing, he can't fly in the air like his righteous brother He Suxin. Since he was a child, he could only walk on the ground, swim in the water, and at most climb trees and mountains, and never tried "aerial work" or "walking among the clouds". At that time, everything happened quite suddenly and very quickly, and when he reacted, he was already in the air, and the white clouds passed by, within reach, which simply scared him into the six gods, his soul flew into the sky, and his brain was blank and he didn't know what to do, just waiting for the moment of free fall......
When a little demon was looking for the master of Su Zhai, it was already late. The fool lay unconscious on the ground, steel gun stuck vertically beside him and nearly killed him. After a while, another little demon came to him, and the little demon who arrived first said: "When I looked for him, he was already like this, I don't know if he is dead or not, and he doesn't respond to his scream." ”
The little demon who came later said: "Our head of the house will not be so blessed and short-lived, hurry up and send that thing and let everyone come over to help." ”
The little demon in front said, "If you don't say it, I forgot." He took out a bamboo tube as long as chopsticks, pulled the lead and sent a fireworks into the sky, and the sound of "bang" illuminated the surroundings as light as day, and his companions in the distance saw the signal and rushed to this side.
The two little demons didn't know how to do any emergency treatment, so they waited at the scene, and the little demon who arrived first said: "Why haven't you come yet, I'm afraid he's whining when it's late......"
The little demon who came later said, "Shut your crow's mouth, you are so looking forward to the loss of the house? If he has three longs and two shorts, we will be homeless." ”
The little demon who arrived first said: "Life and death are life, wealth is in the sky, who can say for sure." ”
After a while, Han Shimi and the demons rushed over and carried the master of Su Zhai back to the cottage.
That night, the military advisor Bu Zhidao ordered the two little demons to go down the mountain and tie up a Lang Zhong to come back to Su Yu to take care of, and the five male demons will wait in the Zhongyi Hall.
Chang Shuaili said with a sad face: "Brother, the life and death of the head of the family are uncertain, and I can't eat anything." ”
Ah Dao reproached Ali and said, "Eat, eat, you know how to eat, what else will you do besides eat!"
Ali said with a scoundrel face: "We have been brothers for many years, you don't know about me, I am not proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, what else will I do except eat what you say?"
"I'll whip you!" Ah Dao roared angrily and was about to go over to do it, but was stopped by a demon general, he said: "When, still take care of the nest fight, quiet for a while!" This demon didn't dare to say anything as soon as he opened his mouth, so he could only stare at Ali angrily in place, just because the demon was the force in the clever village, if he recognized the second in the village in the martial arts, no one dared to admit the first. His surname is Bo, his name is Meng, his words are trade, and the demons call him Lao Bo. is about the same age as Lao Han, eight feet long, with a face like a heavy jujube, dignified appearance, majestic, and a big knife of hundreds of catties.
Lao Han said: "Abo, don't talk about them, who is not upset at this time? If this matter is known to my sister-in-law, how will we deal with it?"
Bomont said: "What Lao Han said is very true, and it is really difficult for my sister-in-law to talk on her side. ”
Ah Dao said: "When I returned to the village, I had already instructed those little ones not to talk nonsense, as long as those female relatives did not know, my sister-in-law would not know." ”
Ali rushed out and said: "What are you afraid of, give her face and call her 'sister-in-law', if you don't give her face, she will be a girl, this cottage is our hard work one hand and one foot back, what is the matter with her surname Min." As soon as these words came out, the other four demon generals were also speechless.
There was no word that night.
Two days later, Min Yan, Su Ning and the female general Bian Yangyang returned to the mountain and returned to the village, bought a lot of things, and the family maid moved the goods indoors, and a little demon who had already been bought reported to Min Yan and said: "Madam, two days ago, the head of the family led the crowd up the mountain and had an accident and fell unconscious. ”
Su Ning smiled and said, "Sister, it's clever, my sister is not convinced." ”
"My sister is too famous, I have shared a bed with him for many years, how can I not know his temperament. Min Yan smiled bitterly and asked, "What else is going on in the village after I go down the mountain to do the goods?"
The little demon told the trivial things in the village one by one in the past few days, and Min Yan took out some broken silver to reward the little demon and sent him away. After drinking tea and resting for a while, she said to Su Ning: "Sister, I'm sorry for you to take care of that guy, I have something to take care of, and I'll go to see him later." Su Ning agreed and walked happily.
"Madame, what do you call me?"
Min Yan said: "Yang'er, you go and inform the congregation generals and teach them that there is no need to practice, and everything will be discussed when the head of the house recovers." ”
The banshee general Bian Yangyang asked, "So not afraid of being blamed by the master?"
Min Yan said: "You are according to me, I will bear all the consequences, go." ”
"Yes!"
The demons learned that the lady had canceled the drill and just played on the mountain every day, and they were all very happy.
After another day, Su Yu woke up, her body was fine, but her hands and feet were weak, and she walked in the cottage with the help of her family after freshening up. Along the way, I saw that the demon soldiers and demon generals were listless, and when I walked to the school field, I saw that no one was practicing. At the beginning, I didn't know that it was Min Yan's order, but I was injured in my body, and the demons and dragons were leaderless, so they were lazy. It was also the case for several days before he became suspicious of his wife. Summoned her to the room to inquire, and she insisted that it was not hers. Su Yu had no choice, so she had to wait until her body was better before making plans.
One day, Su Yu was resting in the room when he heard the voice of a messenger outside. He was overjoyed, it must have been a reply from Crane Suxin, and he hurried to open the door with staggering steps, but he didn't know that half of the figure could be seen. It turned out that the messenger demon replied with Su Xin, but it was picked up by Min Yan halfway. She took out the letter and looked at it, and was puzzled, there was no half word in the reply letter, it was actually a charm. She guessed that the spell had something to do with the expedition, so she came to her husband with a letter.
Under Min Yan's repeated questioning, Su Yu had to tell the truth. He said, "The charm is the ancestral flying talisman of the eldest brother. Min Yan was very angry when she heard this, and she expected that her husband had not changed his intention to go on an expedition, so she slapped the letter on the table and walked out of the room without looking back.
After recuperating for nearly ten days, Su Yu's body recovered, and his hands and feet began to have a little strength, so early in the morning, Su Ning summoned all the demons to gather in the school field, and personally selected the elite to prepare for the expedition.
Before the roll call was halfway through, the maid rushed into the school yard and said in a panic: "Uncle, help! Miss hanged herself in the room, please hurry over and save her." Su Yu's face sank after hearing this, and he said coldly: "You go back and let her die later, I will first order the generals, and then go over to see her." ”
The maid said, "No, no, my aunt has to go over immediately, and if it's too late, I'll die." "Anyway, I want to pull Su Yu's hand and pull him over. The fool shook his hand and said resolutely, "Go down, don't get in the way." ”
Su Ning said softly: "It's better for my husband to go over and see my sister." ”
"Look, what are you looking at, I'll be late to see her when she goes to the grave. Su Yu said: "Min Yan, this woman, is determined to oppose me. Ignore her and name her. When the maid heard this, she was anxious, and knelt on the ground with red eyes and begged him, "Uncle......"
Before the maid could finish speaking, a familiar female voice sounded: "Su Yu! You ungrateful and stabbed with a thousand knives, I am going to hang myself, and you still refuse to pay attention to me? Min Yan shrewd scolded and rushed into the school yard, quickly rushed to the general's platform and stood in front of Su Yu and said to the generals: "Scattered, don't order soldiers today." ”
The soldiers will talk a lot.
Su Yu said, "Everyone is quiet!" Su Ning continued to roll call. ”
Min Yan said with an angry face: "It's still a fart! Scatter! ”
"Dot. ”
"No, no. ”
"Point!"
"No!"
"Point!"
"I can't tell!"
The husband and wife insisted on their own words, and the soldiers looked at each other, not knowing who to listen to.
Su Ning took the notebook and asked, "Sister, do you want to order or not?" Min Yan stepped forward and snatched the general Ben with one hand and threw it to the ground, saying, "This emperor Lao Tzu is not allowed to order troops to go out of the battle when he comes." ”
Su Yu said angrily: "Vixen!"
Min Yan said angrily: "Stinky and shameless dare to scold me! Try to scold again, believe it or not, the old lady will tell all the 'good things' in your past in front of the generals!" Su Yu scolded "shrew" again and turned to leave, so angry that his wife shouted: "Su Yu! You bastard is good, you really have a good ability, stand for the old lady, finish the words before leaving." ”
The master of Su Zhai left the school without saying a word, it seems that Min Yan is determined to obstruct her husband's expedition to the Valley of Forgotten Sorrows.
Back in the room, Su Yu was very angry, took the soul devouring bracelet and the wave breaking spear, stepped on the war horse and went up the mountain alone to practice the magic weapon, and spent the night directly on the mountain at night and did not want to go home, for several days in a row, all like this.
Min Yan ignored her husband and ignored him.
Su Ning had repeatedly persuaded the fool to rest more and work less, but he ignored it, and only went up the mountain to practice day and night. Later, he took five male demon generals to accompany him on the mountain, camped directly on the mountain, and from time to time let the demon general go back to the cottage to get food, and refused to go back to the village to rest.
Su Yu's ten demon generals "Four Monsters and Six Fierces" are composed of five men and five women, among which Bian Yangyang has a good relationship with Min Yan, and almost all the female generals are close to her, standing on Min Yan's side, they advocate that it is better to be still than to be still. The male demon will naturally be on the same front as Su Yu, advocating an expedition and trying to develop and grow.
That night, Su Yu finished his cultivation, and he was so happy to barbecue meat and drink wine on the mountain.
Xiaoshuai said: "The owner of the village is incomprehensible and gentle. Women, coax her is that she doesn't have to camp here, eat and sleep in the open, and suffer from sin. ”
A Dao said: "Xiaoshuai can't blame the family, the family doesn't know about the family, we have wine and meat to eat, and he will handle the affairs of the house by himself, so we don't have to worry about it." ”
Xiao Shuai said: "The small one is distressed." ”
Ali said: "The boss has a sister-in-law to hurt, what is the matter with you." ”
Ah Dao said: "Sensei nonsense, there is wine today and drunk today, drink!"
Su Yu said: "Xiaodao, you said this well, come and drink a bowl, I respect you." ”
When the wine was half-drunk, Bomeng drank a little lightly, and he sang Lun Wenxu's "Persuasion Poem" indiscriminately with the strength of the wine, saying: "Pull out the Longquan sword from your waist, and go to the Goolan after drinking the soju." The generals laughed and said nothing that night.