Chapter 19: Misfortune Doesn't Go Alone (6)

The Valley of Forgotten Worries is far away from the Clever Village, if you walk, it will be half a month as fast as you walk, and it will be a month if you are slow, during which the road is dangerous and the mountain road is rugged, and there are many fierce beasts infested, if you are alone, you may be difficult to complete this road. Su Yu led a thousand men and horses from the cottage in a mighty way, he divided the troops into five teams, the vanguard was led by Han Shimi, Bomeng was on the left, Mao Li was on the right, and Changshuai was behind the palace, and he and Bu Zhidao were in the center, and the team marched in a neat and orderly manner. On the first night of camping, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep for a long time, so he invited Lao Han and Lao Bo to discuss the strategy of marching.

When he reached a military tent, he heard some strange noises, and when he went inside, he saw that it was Ali and the demons gambling and having fun in the tent, and he was so angry that he couldn't fight anywhere.

"Come on, let's play together, quick, I'm pretty good tonight. ”

When all the demons saw Ah Dao come in, they all stopped and looked at Ah Li one by one, Ah Dao said, "You want to die, don't you?"

Ali said: "If you don't play, you won't play, what are they doing, if you have something to say, it's really disappointing." ”

Ah Dao held back his anger and said, "You don't know what to do. As he spoke, he wanted to kick the idiot, but he couldn't get off this kick, so he stepped forward and said, "As a general of an army, you knowingly commit a crime and gather people to gamble, are you still worthy of being this general? Fortunately, I saw it, if you are seen by Lao Han or Lao Bo, see if they will let the boss pick your skin." You're still staring at what you're looking at, don't hurry up and get out!"

"Scattered, scattered, boss, let's play later. ”

"Brother Dao is right, don't be angry, let's go. ”

"I'll listen to you. ”

"Wait. Sit it all down for me, and I said to him, sit, sit down. Ali stretched out his hand and beckoned the demons to return to their seats, saying, "My good brother, you don't know that the march is lonely, I am rejoicing with the people, so as to dispel the sorrows of everyone, why am I not worthy of being a general?

Ah Dao was so angry that his teeth trembled, he took a deep breath, and finally suppressed the anger that was about to explode, and said: "I still want to treat you, but you are so stubborn, I see that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin." ”

A little demon said to Ali: "Boss, I think it's better to forget it tonight, you see that the military brother is so angry with this appearance, it's better to ......"

Ali said: "What's the panic, our brothers have a good relationship, how can he not tolerate me." As soon as Ah Dao heard this, he swept all the gambling equipment on the table to the ground with one hand. Seeing this, the demons still dared to sit, and they all ran away in a hurry, and Ali said: "My Bodhisattva brother, I have been on the road all day, and I finally played for a while, and as soon as you came, it was all gone......"

Ah Dao said: "Don't you have something to say to me, now say it, say it!"

Ali sighed lightly, as if he had been wronged by all kinds of grievances, and said, "My good brother, my living bodhisattva, you old man has a good heart, I know, absolutely know. But I'm not leading the little one to be a traitor, kill people and set fires, and do evil, we're just playing tricks, if you don't say it, I don't say it, only God knows, and the head of the house must not know, how can you not tolerate me, I am wronged, wronged more than the big-headed ghost. ”

Ah Dao sneered and said: "You don't know how to read, but now you are like Wenqu Xing's upper body, and the opening of four words will come, do you want me to applaud and shout for you!"

Ali smirked and said, "Brother has won the prize." ”

Ah Dao said, "You really think I'm praising you." Ali only smiled and didn't answer.

Suddenly, a little demon walked into the barracks and said, "Commander, the owner of the village invites you to the commander's tent." Ah Dao agreed, whispered to Ali, and said, "You give me a good reflection, if there is anything wrong in the future, don't blame me for not reminding you today." "Let's go to Su Yu's side with the little demon.

On the fifth day of the march, the master of Su Zhai noticed that something was wrong in the camp, but he didn't know what was happening, so he didn't think so. When it was time to bury the pot on the tenth day, he instructed the five demons to carefully count the number of people. After a while, the counting results came out, and Xiao Shuai reported to the tent: "The owner of the village, the number of people is not enough!"

Su Yu's first reaction was what his wife did, and said angrily: "Okay, you Min Yan, you still have to calculate me like this!

Xiao Shuai said: "The whole army is less than six hundred. ”

"There must be a traitor in the camp, inform the generals to give me a good check, and if I can't find out, don't sleep tonight." Su Yu said to himself: "How can this be reasonable, every time you lead the troops to battle, it is good, how can you make such a joke this time." ”

After dinner, the two demon generals escorted the demon general to the tent and knelt down.

Su Yu said angrily: "Drag it out and cut it." ”

"Boss, please calm your anger. ”

"Brother is like a brother, spare him, young general, please. ”

"It's useless to behead him at this time, can I ask the boss to give him a chance to make meritorious contributions?"

The demons will kneel and beg for a long time, and Su Yu will be forgiven. He said, "What an illiterate man, you dare to betray me? Give me a good explanation, I will never spare you if you miss half a word!" Ali said tremblingly: "The villain's good relationship is entrusted by my sister-in-law......"

The lord of Su Zhai scolded sharply and said, "Who is your sister-in-law!"

Ah Dao reminded Ali: "Say the name." ”

Ali said, "Min...... Min Yan. ”

The master of Su Zhai said: "What a woman, I actually bought this beast to harm me, what do you think I Su Yu is, I can't forget the valley of sorrow when there are fewer people, I vow to take it from you, teach you how good I am." He was so angry that his eyes were spewing fire and smoke was smoking, and he really had the heart to kill.

Ah Dao wanted Ali to confess and be lenient, and said softly: "Then explain the matter." Ali glanced at him and said, "Sister-in-law...... Su Yu shouted angrily and said, "She's not your sister-in-law!" The flames in those eyes seemed to burn everything when he said this.

Ali hurriedly slapped himself and said, "Yes, yes, yes......!

Su Yu said, "Go on!"

Ali lowered his head and said softly, "Min Yan, she instructed the little one to arrange the five female generals into the team. Then, while marching, he secretly said that the brethren were going back to the mountains. These words were like adding fuel to the fire, Su Yu was not happy for the honesty of his subordinates, but was furious, he drew his knife out of the sheath and pointed at his subordinates and shouted: "I slaughtered you conscienceless." ”

Han Shimi looked at the "doll village owner" who was about to cry when he held his saber high, and said calmly and rationally: "The village owner is angry, don't hurt the feelings of the brothers." ”

Su Yu said angrily: "Brother, brother, brother, what have I always done to him, this ...... This guy betrayed me!"

Ah Dao patiently persuaded: "If you are in charge, you have to kill or chop, and you have to ask clearly." Let him die convincingly, otherwise it will be difficult to convince the public. ”

Su Yu said, "Say, who is your friend? How much money did you take from that shrew?" ”

Ali was a little embarrassed and said, "The little one is Qi Keke." "I didn't expect this scoundrel to be shy, it's really strange.

"You kid has a vision. ”

"Ali, your eyes are poisonous, such a good thing is actually in your favor. ”

"Ali, that female general 'Fat Ke' can top both of you. ”

All the demon generals laughed in unison, even Han Shimi, who had always been calm. Su Yu asked suspiciously: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny?Who is this Qi Keke?" Xiao Shuai couldn't help but laugh and said, "She is a member of our 'Four Monsters and Six Fierces'." ”

Because the banshees in the cottage will be all eccentric Min Yan and get along with Su Yu very little, he still has no clue, Xiaoshuai whispered to him, he suddenly woke up and said: "Oh! I also said that the woman is not long-eyed, it turned out to be the fat pig! If she is hungry and slaughtered, I believe it will be enough to eat for several months." ”

Ali's face suddenly sank, and he instantly said in a pleading tone: "I beg the owner of the village to show mercy, the fault lies with me, I want to scold and beat, and the little one doesn't dare to complain." It's just that the little one has true feelings for Cocoa, and there is no half-truth. ”

"Listen, everyone, now I have only a master-servant relationship with him, he doesn't treat me as a brother at all, and I have always treated you like a brother in vain, and now I ......" Su Yu hated so much that he was so angry that he almost couldn't pronounce the words accurately.

Ah Dao observed the words, and a smile instantly appeared on his face, gave Ali a look, and said deliberately: "This is your mistake." Ali Huiyi hurriedly slapped his face one after another, and said softly: "I was wrong, I was wrong......" His expression was similar to Su Yu when he knelt in front of his wife and begged for mercy, no wonder they can become master and servant.

Seeing that Su Yu's anger eased slightly, Ah Dao spoke for his brother: "Do you say you are stupid? When he said the word "money", he winked again, and of course Ali understood, and seemed to hit himself in the face harder, in fact, as if he was joking, he didn't use any force at all.

Ah Dao said: "Madame bought you through the female future, just for the sake of our family, and I don't want him to work hard, but I am just worried about his safety." When you encounter this incident, you should immediately notify our master, and let me wait for you to make suggestions for you, so that you can deal with it well. In this way, you can not only follow the will of the house, but also listen to the reality of the lady's side, why not?" Su Yu nodded after hearing this, the corners of Ah Dao's mouth raised slightly, and said: "Look, the head of the house has nodded, did you betray us to be in charge of the house for an ugly and fat woman at that time?"

Ali was not happy when he heard this, he said: "Oh! How did you talk about my daughter-in-law's head, what's wrong with ugliness, what's wrong with fat, and it doesn't get in your way, that's my daughter-in-law, it's me who sleeps with her, I just like it!" This fool knew that his buddy was helping him, and as soon as he said that his lover was not, he was unhappy, and he was so angry that Ah Dao couldn't speak for a while.

Su Yu said with an ugly face: "Hmph! You kid is very pitiful, continue to explain!"

"Explain a ball?" Ali rushed out and said, only to know that he had said the wrong thing, Su Yu raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened, and he stared at him viciously "um", so frightened that the guy's whole body trembled, his speech was slurred, and he called "The owner of the village spares his life" a few times in a panic before he said slowly: "Min Yan promised to give a small five hundred miles of silver, and gave two hundred taels before leaving, and then settled after the mantissa was completed." ”

"Min Yan, you are so good! You and I have been married for so many years, but you actually played yin for me, didn't you hurt people? Okay, so good......" Su Yu raised his knife and slashed the table in front of him into two sides, he said: "Say! What else will they do next?"

Ali replied: "The five female generals will come over tonight, and the budget is to bring a hundred brothers back to the village, and I really don't know anything else." ”

Su Yu said: "Okay! The generals listened to the order and ordered all battalions to be ready for battle, and found that the female generals from the clever village, no matter who came to see me, there must be no mistake, and the violators will not be forgiven." Han Shimi asked, "What should he do?" Su Yu pressed his forehead with one hand and said, "Don't ask! I'm so angry that I don't want to think about anything." Well...... Tie up, starve him for three or four days, and then talk about it. ”

Ali begged for mercy and said, "Boss, don't do this to me, I'm not hungry, don't say three or four days, I'll have to die and live if I'm hungry for a day, please, don't do this." ”

Ah Dao pretended to scold him and said, "Damn, you still have the right to talk here, don't shut up for me." He said this for the sake of buddy affection.

Han Shimi said: "Come on, take him out." ”

The two demon soldiers dragged them out of the tent and tied them to a wooden stake to show the public.

Min Yan can't operate in a single line, she has already sent more than a dozen female soldiers to ambush in the team, and everything in the camp is big or small, and she knows everything about it hundreds of miles away. It was the news that Uri had been captured, and the female soldiers in ambush immediately informed her by means of flying pigeons. In fact, her intentions are good, but she wants to forget her worries and avoid fighting, and her husband will do less sin.