As a well-known supper in Chinese China, barbecue is a well-known supper in China, and countless office workers call friends after work to gather with it. Various types of dishes, meat and vegetarian combinations, accompanied by drinks and the like. Friends talk about business, talk about the future, and start a conversation. Eating and drinking are not always happy, but of course there is also disharmony.

When Gao Hua went shopping, he found that the grocery store actually sold piles of incense ingredients, but few people cared about it. began to prepare for his great foodie world, so when he could make it in the public this time, he didn't hesitate to put forward the plan. Not only can you try it for free, but you can also satisfy your appetite. What I didn't expect was that I would be promoted to the head of the back hall by virtue of this, and the cool crookedness in my heart must be self-evident.

But Niu Er didn't think so, and he was even more bitter in his heart, almost causing internal injuries. I think that after His Royal Highness the Prince came to the Li Xuan Continent, it took ten years for him to communicate normally in terms of language. In order to live and be reduced to a small two, after many years of hard work, he finally relied on his whiskers to shoot horses, and became the head of the front office with first-class service.

And this newcomer, I don't know how much I can slap to death, I actually made the shopkeeper impressed with three or two sentences, it took him more than ten years to have everything now, people only spent half a day, relying on a few small fried plus a barbecue that I don't know if there is a prospect, and I actually stepped into the sky and stood shoulder to shoulder.

What's even more embarrassing is that he was actually caught by him as a follower, is the earthlings in this kid's mouth so awesome. Looking at the stinky face in front of him, if God gave him another chance, he would definitely let him disappear in minutes, so that the world would be quiet.

But now, as a celebrity in front of the shopkeeper, in order for himself to go home and talk about life with his concubines. So now I have to succumb to obscenity, like now that some guy who wants to kill himself with a palm is beeping at himself. But this bastard, who has been killed by his own heart for an unknown number of times, obviously has no self-knowledge. Constantly stimulating his broken and young heart with unbearable words.

Gao Hua: "Brother Niu, you are really a good person. Little brother, I don't know how many thousands of miles away I came to this foreign land. When I was hesitating and didn't know what to say, I actually met the most important you in my life. You are electricity, you are light, you are my only myth, I only love you..... No, you are like a firefly in the night, guiding me in my path with your faint light. Like the candle that burns itself and illuminates others, like a hard-working gardener who does not know how to cultivate the flowers of my motherland. How great and kind you are. I..."

Niu Er: "I'm M, you're the candle, your whole family is a candle, do you want me to buy a candle to drip for you to play with." ”

Gao Hua: "Drip wax... Brother Niu, you still have this hobby, I can't see that your taste is a bit heavy. ”

Niu Er: "I don't know if it's heavy or not, if you kid beep again, I promise to make you seriously injured." ”

Gao Hua: "Brother Niu, let's come out with a salary, why don't you take this opportunity to see more of this wonderful world of flowers and flowers, and breathe in this natural high-oxygen air." You see how warm the sun is, and the breath of the wind is full of harmony. Wow.... You see a beautiful woman walking in front of you, she is coming, and my heart is jumping like a deer. ”

Niu Er looked at the beautiful woman he said and said: "Boy, you have a good eye, she is the daughter-in-law of the black boss of our town, do you want me to introduce you to meet you." ”

When Gao Hua heard that he was the black boss, where did he still have ideas: "Brother Niu, how can you have such a dirty idea, I just have a normal appreciation of beautiful things." How could he do something to hook up with a married woman and break up a happy marriage. You're so bad, you can't think like that. ”

Niu Er saw Gao Hua's shameless face duplicitous in front of him, and said angrily: "Have you finished talking nonsense, I don't have time to accompany you to wander around, hurry up and buy things, I have to go back to the hall." ”

Gao Hua saw Niu Er's angry appearance, so he had to ask, "So you want to do business?"

Niu Ertou didn't reply to the goods, and replied, "What do you think?" ”

watched Niu Er easily put one or two hundred catties of goods on his shoulders and left in style. Gao Hua was jealous, but he was strongly unhappy in his heart. When this son's miraculous achievements are completed, I want one in one hand. An dared to steal the limelight from Ben Gongzi in front of all the beauties, since you are so strong, let you show more for a while.

Niu Er, who wants to quickly leave this shameless scourge and just wants to return to his familiar position. Obviously, I don't know how innocent the consequences of offending a resentful young man with a strong coercion are, so he is miserable.

Gao Hua: "Niu Er, tell you to turn the food at an even speed, so that all parts of it can be fully cooked by the fire." This is our first barbecue business, if you don't want to contribute to your efforts, or I will go to the shopkeeper and let him talk to you about this wonderful life. ”

Niu Er looked at Gao Hua, who had been beeping and talking, and said angrily: "Boy, you let Lao Tzu sell coolies here, but you are standing there and watching, and you are still talking about the wind and cold, what do you mean?"

Gao Hua: "If you borrow it, there are only a few of them." I'm in charge, this is a technical job, and I naturally know how to do it when it's time to make a move, and now it's time for you to add firewood. ”

Niu Er: "Okay, you wait for Lao Tzu, there is a time when you beg me." ”

Gao Hua said disdainfully: "How did you come to think like this, it's a pity that the situation you think is impossible, so you can only be lustful in this life." Gao Hua, who was forced to open his face, obviously forgot the pain of yesterday, and pretended to be forced to be struck by lightning again.

Shopkeeper: "I said sophomore, when will your kid's barbecue be good." The guest officers outside have urged me a few times, and the next time I come in, if I haven't done it yet. I'm absolutely going to leave you half-paralyzed and unable to take care of yourself. Hmph...."

Looking at the shopkeeper who left angrily, Gao Hua absolutely believed that after the matter was messed up, what the shopkeeper said would definitely happen to him. Thinking about the sad end of not being able to take care of himself in life, he rubbed his hands and squatted in front of Niu Er with a flattering face. "Brother Niu, what kind of creature do you say this ingredient is, why hasn't it been cooked for so long?"

Niu Er: "You are in charge, and when you do it is your business." ”

Gao Hua: "Brother Niu, I'm a newcomer, and you're a senior." ”

Niu Er: "I'm running the hall to do public relations, and you are a senior chef and a skilled worker." ”

Gao Hua: "Brother Niu, this is a bad statement, there is no distinction between high and low occupations, and the division of labor is different, but they are all for a common purpose." We must unite and forge ahead, strive for progress, there is a song how to drop.... That's right, unity is strength. ”

Niu Er: "Hey, I think the situation is impossible, I can only be lustful in my life, there is no way." ”

Gao Hua: "Brother Niu, otherwise.... See if there's a way. ”

Gao Hua promised countless unfair terms, plus half a year's salary. Niu Er said the basic situation of the creatures here, it turned out that in this Lixuan Continent because the aura of heaven and earth was sufficient. Any creature that grows here is unusually strong and sturdy, and the creature like them that is being barbecued is called a turtle cow, just look at its name to know that this cow has thick skin and thick meat, and it is usually used for steaming in this Lixuan continent, and it takes a lot of time to get to the fire, how can a newcomer like Gao Hua know about it.

Gao Hua: "I see, it's a false alarm." ”

Niu Er: "Your kid is starting to beep again, this cow is still far from ripe." I'll just wait to see if you're half-fat. ”

Gao Hua: "Then this will be destined to disappoint you, who told you that beef must be cooked thoroughly before you can eat it, the master has his own tricks." ”

Niu Er: "Is there any other way to eat beef?"

Gao Hua immediately said proudly: "Of course, it doesn't depend on where the master comes from, but the master is from the earth." ”

Niu Er.........