Chapter 19: Misfortune Doesn't Go Alone (2)
There is a good saying, the woman who marries out, spills the water. Min Yan is different, she is quite shrewd, and after making a fortune with Su Yu, she hid some private money from time to time. Then, without telling her husband, she secretly asked someone to buy some ginseng and seafood and send it back to her parents' house. At first, her parents refused to accept it and withdrew many times.
At that time, Min Yan and her father always said, "What's the use of sending these things back?
"Daddy, how can my daughter say that if she doesn't accept it, she won't accept it? ”
Min Yan's father said: "I think you are an old fool, whose money did you buy these things with? Do you remember? How many things that girl took from the house at the beginning, and now she uses these broken things to fool me, phew, no way!"
"Old man, so many years have passed, how can I still remember it in my heart, I think these gifts are good, it should have cost our daughter a lot of money, you refuse to ask her every time, isn't it a waste of money, this is a time for me, okay?"
"Never! If any of you dare to listen to Madame and accept this, I will break his dog's leg with my own hands. The more Min Yan's father spoke, the more angry he became, he was afraid that he was confused, he said: "If I knew she was so disobedient, you should have given me something to eat, it is ten thousand times better than giving birth to a loss-making product like her!"
Min Yanniang said: "I can't give birth to what I eat." ”
In fact, Min Yan is not a disobedient child, and under her mother's efforts and her perseverance, the relationship between father and daughter has eased slightly. Seeing that the old man's anger and resentment had almost subsided, she said good things for her husband, saying how he endured hardships and stood hard work, how to make money well, how to love himself, and so on. also returned the magic weapon that he "borrowed" when he left home at the beginning, except for the Baiqu box. In this way, the mother's family is willing to accept the gift.
After the establishment of Su Yu's cottage, Min Yan's income has also risen, and the gifts sent home have become more and more generous. Perhaps, she has already seen that her husband is not, and it is unknown to prepare in advance and leave a way out for herself.
Getting back to the point, after Min Yan came down the mountain, Su Yu slipped into his wife's room like a thief, and was discovered by the mountain patrol demon several times on the way, causing him to pretend to return along the road. Looking at his sneaky and tiptoeing appearance, who would have thought that he was a murderous cottage owner, without any dignity and prestige, so embarrassed.
That night, Su Yu finally came to his wife's room. After closing the doors and windows, he rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, looking for the cages. Finally, find the hiding place of the Soul Eater Bracelet - the Fun Box. He opened the box, and the Baiqu box opened one by one, and it was Min Yan's voice, which said: "Su Yu, you stinky and shameless bastard, dare to come to the old lady's room to steal! Rebel, isn't it?"
Hearing his wife's scolding, Su Yu was startled, and hurriedly closed the fun box for fear of being heard by the little demon patrolling the mountain. He held his breath and listened carefully to the movement outside the house, and after a while, seeing that there was no reaction, he thought to himself: Oops, I am scared to death...... Oh, that's not right. Could it be that such a beast is like this on weekdays, and there is no reaction to such a loud noise, and there is a chance to give them a good lecture.
When Su Yu tried to open the Baiqu box again, she was hiding under the covers. He naively thought that this would block the transmission of sound, in fact, at this hour, those patrol demons were almost lazy to sleep, he didn't need to be so sneaky, it was really a crooked upper beam and lower beam, what kind of master had what kind of subordinates. Just as he was about to "unpack", the Baiqu Box suddenly "bitten" his hand like a loyal guardian's puppy, and he rushed out of the bed as if he were flying. His hand was clamped in pain, and he flung his arm around desperately trying to get rid of it. The other hand has to cover his mouth for fear of screaming out in pain and being known, and his appearance is very whimsical and funny.
Halfway through, Su Yu took out his hand, and at this time his hand was swollen like a pig's trotter. He put the Baiqu box on the table, and while squatting in his heart, he thought: Min Yan, you poor woman! If you calculate your husband, you are very vicious! Tonight, no matter what, I have to get my things. Otherwise, the husband will not be surnamed Su.
The Baiqu Box originally had many "chic" functions, and coupled with Min Yan's blessing before going down the mountain, Su Yu had no idea where to start. Later, as soon as he touched the box, it was either Min Yan's scolding or a doggy's crazy "bite". His nose, mouth, buttocks, and hands all had red marks from pinched wounds.
I don't know what kind of strange structure Su Yu's head is, so don't you just open a box? What does it have to do with the buttocks, how can it affect that kind of place? Could it be that you want to use the "poisonous smoke" medicine to turn over the Baiqu box?
The "game" between Su Yu and Baiqu Box lasted from midnight until dawn. Eventually, he forcibly pulled the bracelet out of the box, causing a loud explosion. The loud noise spread throughout the cottage, attracting many demon soldiers and demon generals to come and watch.
However, the explosion was only relatively loud, the lethality was almost zero, and the scope of the impact was very limited. Even the feeling of pain was only a matter of two or three seconds for Su Yu, and the Baiqu box and all the furniture in the room were unscathed. This is because of Min Yan's spell blessing, and the purpose is self-evident.
When Su Yu hid the bracelet and walked out of the room. He had become ragged, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his hair stood up like a hedgehog, like a cartoon character who had come out of a comic book. Most of the demon soldiers and demon generals smiled from ear to ear when they saw this, which shows that this village owner is not very popular.
Su Yu snorted his spirits and said indistinctly: "What are you laughing at, can you 'stop' if you have nothing to do?" he spoke, and his mouth spit out smoke rings of different colors. The demon chickens and dogs walked and dispersed in a hurry, for fear of being blamed by the owner of the village. He said, "Don't tell me about today's events, or you'll look good!" He just talked to himself, and he didn't know if the little demons had heard.
After two or three hours of grooming, the black on Su Yu's face couldn't be washed off, and the stiffness of his hair couldn't be restored. In a fit of rage, he put on his clothes, took his bracelet and instructions, and ran up the hill.
Walking to a remote and uninhabited place in the mountains, Su Yu put on the Soul Devouring Bracelet, and a gentle and warm energy spread from his arms to his whole body, and he suddenly felt his strength gradually increase. He danced a few punches and kicks to feel comfortable, and couldn't help but close his eyes and enjoy it, as if he was in a fairyland.
After a while, Su Yu opened his eyes, checked the instructions written by He Suxin for him, and recited the mantra according to the gourd. The bracelet gradually reacted, and strings of unknown red runes slowly appeared on the surface of his body, and the runes slowly moved from the bracelet to his arm with the spell, and soon "crawled" all over his body. When he finished the incantation, the bracelet disappeared without a trace, and seemed to be completely integrated with him. What's even more strange is that the appearance caused by the Fun Box has also returned to normal.
Su Yu walked to the river, looked at his appearance in the reflection, and said happily: "Okay! Let me try the knife today to see the power of this treasure." He remembered that Granny Su had taught him a spell called Flame Meteor, and the key secret was to use spiritual power to cooperate with Gangyang's internal force to launch a flame projectile in the palm of his hand. Due to the great lethality of this move, Granny Su only taught him some basic methods of luck pranayama at that time, and did not thoroughly teach him the trick of the Flame Meteor. Moreover, it was rigidly stipulated that he should not practice this trick at will, so as not to harm the innocent.
At this time, with the assistance of the Soul Eater Bracelet, Su Yu recalled this past, and her misunderstanding and hatred for her adoptive mother unconsciously became stronger. He used his spiritual power to drive the internal force with the anger in his heart to store energy in the palm of his hand, and with a snort, the flame bomb flew out like an arrow from the string and hit a tree and ignited. Compared with before he didn't wear the bracelet, the power of this shot was much greater, and the range and strength had also increased a lot, he felt quite satisfied with this, and just as he was about to close his palm, a series of more than a dozen flame bombs erupted wildly, like a machine gun fire, and the more the fireball shot, the bigger it became, and he couldn't stop if he wanted to stop.
I don't know how much time passed, until the spiritual power and internal power in Su Yu's body were almost consumed, and the flame bomb stopped. His face was bloodless, his legs and feet were weak, he looked at the sea of fire in front of him in a daze, and muttered a sentence in his mouth, he said: "Mom! It's amazing! This thing is amazing...... After staying for a while, he came back to his senses, hurried back to the village to mobilize people to immediately put out the fire, and only at night did he extinguish the fire and almost disaster the cottage.
The next day, Su Yu took the two demon soldiers and walked towards the place where the fire was burned yesterday with joy. He first asked the demon soldiers to sweep the charcoal and ashes together with a broom and pile them up into a small mountain. Then, let them stand behind them. He recited the incantation as he had done yesterday, and a strong wind blew for no apparent reason, rolling the charcoal and ashes on the ground into the shape of a tree. In a moment, the wind stopped, and the burned tree came back to life. The two demon soldiers came forward to watch, looked left and right, and after seeing it, they knelt on the ground and kowtowed and shouted: "The master of the village has a strong spell, I am deeply admired, I wish you the old man immortal blessings forever, and longevity and Tianqi." Su Yu forcibly held back the joy in his heart, and said hypocritically: "I don't need to enjoy any longevity and immortal blessings, as long as everyone is happy and can live a good life, that is the thing I am most happy about." The two demon soldiers believed it and said, "The owner of the village is highly respected and blessed like the sea, which is our blessing." Su Yu said: "Don't talk nonsense! Get up, get up! Go back and drink wine and eat meat, and be happy!" After that, he led the two demon soldiers back to the village, held a banquet for three days, and was drunk every day.
In fact, Su Yu's spell foundation is not ideal, let alone what he cultivates, how can he have the ability to bring the dead back to life, as for the mysterious effect of the soul devouring bracelet that can turn the burned charcoal ashes back into trees, it has nothing to do with him. When the spiritual power released is exhausted, the tree will definitely be beaten back to its original form and turned into ashes, I don't know if he knows about it.
The fifth day of Min Yan and Su Ning's descent from the mountain. Su Yu woke up early in the morning and instructed the ten generals to train the brothers well, and when the two wives returned to the village, they would order troops to go to battle. At this time, he realized that one of the "four monsters and six fierces" was transferred away by Min Yan, and there were only nine strong generals in the village. His face did not change, but in his heart he scolded so badly.
After a while, the dots are finished. Su Yu rode on his horse and took the guys, and led the three strong generals and ten demon soldiers to walk towards the sparsely sparse trees on the mountain with shovels, hammers, arrow stacks, buckets and wooden plates, neatly dressed and armored. The name of his blade is called: Wave-Breaking Steel Gun. When the mountain was opened, it was built in an ordinary blacksmith shop, and the price was very affordable. The name of the weapon was taken by the teacher Lao Xiucai in the private school with money, and the old Xiucai accepted the silver, of course, he would say all the good things, and named the stainless steel gun: Breaking the Waves. Meaning: ride the wind and waves, smooth sailing, and success. Since then, whenever he goes to war, loses less and wins more, and almost wins many battles, he is full of joy, and feels that the wave breaker is a mascot, and he will be lucky and victorious when he goes out to battle with it.