Shiyan Town is a big town of martial arts, and Mr. Five lives in Shiyan Town, Zhou Lin and Kunzi are on the way to Shiyan Town, and they want to help Mr. Wu bring a message to Mr. Five. In the past two years, Mr. Five hid himself, saw no one, and did not answer videos.

The two of them rode on their tall and handsome mounts, trotting, and raised two wisps of smoke and dust behind them. These days, they have not been idle, and they have subdued four fierce beasts, with the infrasonic assistance of Kunzi's humanoid titan and Tanyuan, they can be said to be killing all sides, invincible. Kunzi sat down on a unicorn, this unicorn is not a unicorn in Western mythology, its head is more like a cow, but the two horns become a single horn, the body is a deer, and a leopard's tail is dragged behind it. Zhou Lin is a pongka beast, because it only pronounces two sounds, "peng" and "ka", with different tones and different ideologies. Zhou Lin prefers to call it "Blue Qilin", which is royal blue all over, and looks very similar to the unicorn beast in myths and legends.

The other two, one of them, were ugly and scary, and two rows of huge steel teeth growing outside their lips made it look even more hideous. However, this beast is usually very docile, and only becomes violent when it is in heat. Zhou Lin half-tempted and half-threatened to feed it the next menstrual pill, only then did he realize this problem, a second senior brother in estrus had already given him a headache, and another one was fatal. What's even worse is that this is a female beast, the second senior brother can use a pile of mud to dismiss, does this one want to give it a stick on the ground, it's too evil. But the evil thing is that Han Qi was brought back, and the second senior brother didn't know which tendon was wrong, but he was moved by this ugly female beast, and ran to the mother beast and rubbed again, and the female beast Han Qi actually responded. It really made Zhou Lin lose his eyes, but Lang has the intention of having a concubine, and he can't do anything like beating a mandarin duck. What's more, this is really a good thing, Zhou Lin doesn't have to pile up mud to play in the future. Kunzi was happy next to him, shouting "incest". Zhou Lin jumped up and slapped him on the head, silly boy, you know what incest is. provoked Kunzi to want to fight on the spot. At this time when Zhou Linkunzi went out, the second senior brother was probably struggling with the second senior sister at home, if he gave birth to a small beast in the future, would he insert a row of steel teeth in the pig's nostrils?

The other is a horned axe sheep, don't look at this guy is also a unicorn, its horns are more domineering and powerful than unicorns, and there is a big axe on the head, and anyone who sees it is stunned. This guy is a real hot-tempered guy with a first-class combat power, and during a fight with Kunzi, he cleaved two rocks with a horned axe.

This time I went to Mr. Five's on an errand, and I only brought two mounts. Both of them changed their outfits, Zhou Lin wore a light cyan thin Tang costume on his upper body, Kunzi was a white sleeveless cardigan short coat, and his lower body was wearing black silk pants, the trousers were tied with thin rope, and on his feet were a pair of thick-soled round-toed black cloth shoes. The two rode on a high-headed horse, quite a bit of the style of a chivalrous man. Zhou Lin still carried his sack with nothing, two diagonally tied to it, cross-body on his back, and his long stick was tied to the blue unicorn.

Going back and forth to Shiyan Town, it was only ten days and half a month, Zhou Lin's nanny was worried that there would be some accidents on the road, so she delayed the time, and left an antidote for the beasts very intimately.

was a little bored along the way, so Zhou Lin turned on the trick mode for Kunzi.

"Hey, something is wrong with you kid these days. Zhou Lin turned his face sideways and looked at Kunzi in parallel. Kunzi was a little weak in his heart, but he just snorted in his throat.

"My pants are washed so often these days. Zhou Lin was unwilling to let go of the opportunity to ridicule Kunzi, and Kunzi's big face turned red.

These days, when Kunzi has a little free time, he will go to talk to He Yafei on video, for the sake of the three bikini girls. Zhou Lin didn't understand how this product could treat the phantom as a treasure? But after thinking about it, this thing's life was missing a piece - sexual enlightenment education, so he should make up for it. Zhou Lin didn't care about him, and dutifully taught the beasts to learn Chinese every day, this was Kun Zi's suggestion, he thought that the younger brother should know the language of the boss, otherwise the boss would be too inferior, Zhou Lin humbly accepted the opinion.

The side effect of the Phantom Baby is that every morning Zhou Lin pushes the door out, and he can always see the big pants floating high on the horizontal bar.

"Tsk, you kid actually gave the pants the first time, and he failed. Zhou Lin shook his head and sighed, Kunzi just blushed and lowered his head. Zhou Lin continued to break blindly: "The body of a child, do you know how precious it is? That is when a woman has to wrap a red envelope when she sleeps with you." ”

But I heard Kunzi muttering quietly, "Where this bird doesn't, how can there be a woman." ”

Zhou Lin laughed: "Do you miss women, there are women along the way." Let me tell you, the woman of the martial arts is so strong that as soon as you lie down on the ground, she will press against you. ”

Kunzi's body shook, why did he listen to the panic?

"Let's go, brother will take you to find a woman. Zhou Lin clamped the unicorn belly and galloped away. Kunzi shouted at Brother Lin Zi and others in the back, and hurriedly chased after him. Two riders, one in front and one behind, you chase me. Ran for a good time.

The first time he saw a woman in Jiuqiu, Kunzi was worried.

The first night was to rest in the pottery village, and as soon as the two horses arrived at the entrance of the village, an aunt came up, shouting in her mouth, yo yo, where did you come from. The aunt walked around Kunzi who got off the mount, touching here and patting there, staring at Kunzi's face with two eyes, and seeing Kunzi hair for a while. A woman not far away walked over, her voice was louder, yo, Aunt Tian, you took the lead today. Aunt Tian responded, "Go, go, I'll see it first." The other woman laughed, seeing that you are in a hurry, and I won't rob you, isn't there a little brother next to you? The woman came over and looked at Zhou Lin, suddenly lost interest, and turned to leave.

Aunt Tian pulled Kunzi and left, "Let's go, go to my house and live." Kunzi looked at Zhou Lin with a smile, but Zhou Lin made a gesture of please, motioning for him to follow. Aunt Tian originally wanted to help Kunzi lead the mount, but the unicorn snorted, but she didn't dare. Zhou Lin said on the side, "Auntie, you are busy with you, I'll do this." Aunt Tian was overjoyed, and she had a good impression of this thin boy, and beckoned him to live at home with her. Aunt Tian pulled Kunzi home, and Zhou Lin led the two mounts to follow slowly. Zhou Lin knows about Aunt Tian, and Zhou Lin and her brother are also acquaintances, but Aunt Tian didn't look at Zhou Lin with the right eyes.

When Aunt Tian got home, she blasted the man in the family out of the door: "Go to He Yan's house next door at night, her man won't come back today." The man was overjoyed to hear this, and ran next door with a puff of smoke. Aunt Tian's house is not small, there are four rooms. She arranged a room for Zhou Lin and Kunzi, and went to prepare fruits and vegetables.

Aunt Tian walked forward, and Kunzi pulled Zhou Lin back, "Brother Lin Zi, or let's have a room tonight." "Kunzi is not stupid, after the incident of the second senior brother, he has already enlightened, what Aunt Tian wants to do, the pig knows.

Zhou Lin pretended to push him away: "I still want to sleep peacefully tonight, don't bother me." Don't you think about a woman? This woman is right in front of you. ”

Kunzi firmly grabbed Zhou Lin's hand and muttered: "This is like a woman, all of them are more solid (strong) than sumo wrestlers." ”

Zhou Lin said: "Aren't you not afraid of heaven and earth, your fists are powerful." ”

Kunzi said: "But after all, she is still a woman, how can she be rude to a woman." Brother Lin Zi, good brother, just share a room with me. Such a meaty remark came from a big man in his early 1.95 meters, Zhou Lin's pores burst one after another, and the skin was blown into chicken skin in a moment, and it took a long time to calm down. Zhou Lin looked at Kunzi's cowardice, pursed his lips, and thought to himself that only Aunt Tian was rude to you. Seeing Kunzi eating deflated for the first time, Zhou Lin's heart was sour, and the resentment accumulated for a long time as Kunzi's nanny was also swept away. He wanted to pat Kunzi on the shoulder heroically, and said Don't be afraid, brother, brother covers you. However, he was more than 20 centimeters shorter than Kunzi, so it would be very unimposing to shoot like this, so he finally patted Kunzi's arm.

Zhou Lin greeted Aunt Tian, who was busy in the other room, "Auntie, don't be busy, we have eaten on the road." Pulled Kunzi into a room, locked the door, and was a little uneasy, Zhou Lin raised a square platform at the door to block the door.

Kunzi asked Brother Lin Zi, why are they all staring at me? Zhou Lin said that they are good for you. Kunzi asked, what is the mouth? Zhou Lin said, tall and mighty, handsome and fresh. Kunzi smirked, a little embarrassed. Zhou Lin continued, you type, from the little sister of the martial artist to the little sister of the teenage year, and the grandmother of the five thousand years old, will all compete for you, you are a fragrant and sought-after product. Kunzi couldn't laugh anymore. Zhou Lin said, If Aunt Tian comes and knocks on the door in a while, you will be from her? Kunzi hurriedly shook his head, his big face was about to turn white.

Aunt Tian really came to knock on the door, "Young man, open the door, Auntie has prepared fruits and vegetables for you to bring in." Kunzi didn't dare to come out, and looked at the door nervously. Aunt Tian was so excited that she forgot to ask the young man's name. Zhou Lin replied, "Auntie, thank you, we really used it on the road, and we have already slept." Aunt Tian was stunned outside the door, she didn't expect Zhou Lin to be in this house, she got up angrily, raised her big fist and was about to smash the door, but in the end she didn't smash it, she put down her fist, threw the fruit in her hand to the ground, spat hard, scolded the little rabbit cub, and turned to leave.

Zhou Lin said with a smile: "Aunt Tian is really Sven." ”

Kunzi said in surprise: "Is this still Sven?"

Zhou Lin patted Kunzi's arm: "Brother, there is no most strong, only more strong." He stretched, "I can get a good night's sleep tonight." ”

The next day, the two went out and did not see Aunt Tian, and when they led their mounts to the entrance of the village, they saw Aunt Tian looking into the distance. When Aunt Tian saw them, she glanced blankly and ignored them. Zhou Lin smiled apologetically at Aunt Tian, turned over the blue unicorn, and went all the way away with Kunzi, and heard Aunt Tian deliberately shouting "phew" from a distance.

That night, Kunzi witnessed what Brother Lin Zi said, "only more strong". At the entrance of Caramel Village, he was torn off the back of the unicorn by Sister-in-law Xu, who was more than two meters tall, and her waist was not five meters but four meters eight. Sister-in-law Xu was naked, and the two ** were hanging like deflated balls, supported by the towering belly, and the fat on the belly was stacked in seven or eight layers. She just ripped off Kunzi, copied Kunzi's waist and legs and walked home step by step, quite domineering. It's not that Kunzi's perception has degraded and his reaction has slowed down, it's really that Kunzi was stupid by this battle, and he hasn't come back to his senses when he arrives at Sister-in-law Xu's house. Zhou Lin led the mount and followed behind, so happy that he couldn't straighten his waist. Compared with Sister-in-law Xu, Aunt Tian is a good family.

It was night, and the two of them did the same, and the square platform blocked the door. Sister-in-law Xu knocked on the door as "Sven" as Aunt Tian, and her fists slammed on the door one by one, like a heavy hammer hitting a drum, firm and powerful. Kunzi seemed to hear the clicking sound of his heart shattering from the blow. Later, knocking on the door turned into smashing the door, and the momentum was like a rainbow like thousands of troops stepping on. Sister-in-law Xu made trouble for most of the night before leaving, and she never said a word. Sister-in-law Xu's name was also inquired about from the village later.

As soon as the morning dawned, the two of them secretly left Sister-in-law Xu's house with a pair of black corns, but fortunately, Sister-in-law Xu made a fuss for most of the night, and she was still asleep at this time, snoring like thunder.

On the third day, Kunzi would rather sleep in the wilderness than die and spend the night in the village. Zhou Lin said that this Hongwa Village must be visited, and my husband asked me to bring some things to him, and I have been there for half a year. Seeing Kunzi's reluctance, Zhou Lin said, "Don't worry, the person I saw tonight must be a relatively normal woman." ”