Chapter 14: Seven Fats Recognize Adultery
If there is nothing to do for a day, Fan Qiqi will practice Jing Chu Gong and count! At this time, whenever the count reaches three hundred, it will be interrupted, then Fan Qiqi will count again!
With Jing Chugong, my heart is very peaceful, and my feelings about the surroundings are very clear!
This sitting is late at night, Fan Qiqi slowly opened his eyes, and felt that his spirit was very good in the middle of the night!
Put on your coat and stroll in the chrysanthemum garden! The voices of a man and a woman made Fan Qiqi stop, and quickly got up, and observed with his eyes, what kind of men and women don't sleep in the middle of the night, admiring chrysanthemums in this chrysanthemum garden, do they have a soft spot for chrysanthemums?
Fan Qiqi happened to hear the people of Dahe Kingdom mention that this chrysanthemum is roughly divided into two kinds: chrysanthemum in front of the house and chrysanthemum in the back of the car!
There are generally two kinds of chrysanthemums, white chrysanthemums and huang chrysanthemums.
There is only one kind of chrysanthemum in the main category, wild chrysanthemum.
And the chrysanthemum planted in the garden of the Fan family, one acre in size, yellow and white under the illumination of the moonlight, you can also vaguely find the beauty of this chrysanthemum, exuding a faint fragrance of flowers!
In my previous life, I seemed to have heard that the chrysanthemum was on fire, and these two ran to the middle of the chrysanthemum bush, how angry should this be!
"Senior sister, I'm leaving, just give it to me, I've kept a virgin body for you for twenty years!"
A hurried man's voice, Fan Qiqi heard that this person was not the guard of his own family, Mingyue? This man with a red nose in the middle acupoint, who is the junior sister of the family who has a tryst here!
The seventh brother wanted to take a good look, the flowers were thick, and he shook his head for a while, swaying left and right, and couldn't see clearly, which step had been taken......
"Senior brother, what do you say, so not ashamed, and still a virgin, how ashamed......"
Fleur Niang?!?
Fan Qiyan's mouth was already open enough to put down the two donkey balls, so quickly cover his mouth!
Although Furong Niang's voice became lower and lower later, she may be embarrassed, but Fan Qiyan heard it clearly, it was indeed Furong Niang!
Fan Qiqi blinked, and vaguely seemed to see Fan Tong smiling, with a green hat on his head, and a thick green light on the hat!
Fan Tong's sword eyebrows were all green, and the knife eyebrows were unlucky...... Dad, the red apricot in your backyard is out of the wall, you hurry up and stop it......
"What's the matter! I'm a virgin, I'm proud, I'm proud of you, I love you, sister, for the sake of me going out, you can give it to me......"
Then I heard the sound of chrysanthemums cracking, a slight "rolling and hissing" sound!
And the breathing of the rich ecstasy of dry fire!
Fan Qiqi looked at his nose and nose, and began to breathe slowly, one breath, and counted one count in his heart, when Fan Qiqi counted to four hundred, it was about thirty or forty minutes, and he slowly opened his eyes!
Stared at the depths of the chrysanthemum for a long time, and the faint two lights did not slip away, and they were about to reach their peak!
Fan Qiyan smiled, grabbed a handful of sand in his hand, and walked towards the naked man and woman in the middle of the chrysanthemum garden, and a heavenly girl scattered flowers!
Then he shouted two sentences in a Henan Shandong accent that was not big or small, yin and yang: "Red apricots are out of the wall, red apricots are out of the wall......"
After Fan Qiqi finished shouting, he immediately ran, while running, he covered his mouth and laughed wildly, and it was not easy to make a sound, learning from Fan Baqi, jumping and jumping, his shoulders were already shaking, and he ran directly to the pond where he was practicing, and then laughed!
The men and women in the chrysanthemum bush are like frightened deer, and like disgruntled cows.
When I was about to reach the peak of soul unity, I was interrupted! That mood, but the biggest mood, at this moment, is fear!
"Senior sister, quick, dress, run......"
"Senior brother, you are taking my clothes......"
"Oh...... Oh...... Where's your sister, mine, my pants...... No, I'm going to die...... I have to die under Fan Tong's merry legs......"
"Senior brother, my belly pocket, don't wear it as pants, you, you're angry with me......"
The speed of the two of them was quite fast, put on their clothes, Mingyue took Furong and climbed out directly from the garden wall, left the Fan family in a hurry, went out of the city at the west gate, aimed his thighs at the road in front of him, and began to run wildly.
At this time, Fan Tong was studying the Buddhist scriptures to the point of obsession, and Fan Tong's ears had already heard Fan Qifat's shout, and he was vaguely familiar with it, which of his own children? Four fat, five fat, six fat? It should not be seven fat!
What's the name of the ghost in the middle of the night, when are you in a good mood to clean up you disobedient little cubs!
The thought flashed in his heart, and he continued to study the Buddhist scriptures in his hand with relish, sometimes chanting a few words of Buddhist scriptures in his mouth, sometimes stopping, recalling what Fan Qiqi said before, thinking about it repeatedly, pondering repeatedly!
And at this time, there was a girl with a short sword at her waist standing in the chrysanthemum garden, Zeng Rou!
"I seem to have heard Uncle Lin's voice just now, why is there no one!"
"Uncle Lin, Uncle Lin......"
Zeng Rou called Uncle Lin softly, but no one responded after shouting for a long time, with a faint sorrow on her frowning brows, she folded a chrysanthemum casually, put it between her nose, and slowly walked towards her residence!
When a little girl grows into a girl, this heart is the price of growth!
Fan Qiqi was idle, he was in a good mood, and he walked around casually and actually slipped into the kitchen!
The kitchen was empty, Fan Qiqi lit the candles, ready to cook a delicious meal in the world, and show off his skills!
I'm in a good mood and I'm happy in everything I do!
Bang bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang!
Slice pork, shredded potatoes, cut tomatoes, beat eggs, and make noodles......
Swinging, swallowing slowly, leisurely drying, the sky is hazy, and the meal is ready!
A garlic table fried meat, this green pepper shredded potatoes, a tomato scrambled egg, a green water spinach!
Of course, there is also a delicious gnocchi soup in the world, and at the end, Fan Qiyan also baked a scallion oil flatbread!
Four dishes and one soup, plus a green cake!
This cake, green, green onions, how to look a bit like a green hat, shaking his head to shake the scene of Hibiscus Niang out of the wall, and Fan Tong's gloomy face wearing a green hat of green onion oil cake......
Looking at the food he cooked, he smashed his mouth and swallowed his saliva, it was really fragrant!
brought a small bowl of pimple soup, first sent a small bowl to Fan Tong's cheap father, and said something to pay attention to the body and live a long life, which has already made Fan Tong laugh!
After all, the first son to make soup for him is still a pimple soup that Da He has never seen, can he not be happy!
Just taste it cheap, and the rest is for your beloved, cute, beloved, and beautiful mother!
The cooks who came to work in the kitchen, the maids all looked at Fan Qiqi with surprise on their faces!
"Seventh Young Master, you can actually cook, it's amazing!"
"Seventh Young Master, both civil and military, even has a study of chefs!" said Master Zhang, the head chef, in surprise!
Fan Qiqi smiled and said modestly: "Average, average......"
With the food, I passed through the surprised gaze of the maid and servant of the Fan family and came to the attic where I lived!
Lin Yun, who had washed her face and finished her makeup, was sitting at the table with Fan Qiqi at this time, looking at the four dishes, one soup and one cake, so moved!
"You did all this?"
"Isn't it like your son did?"
Lin Yun was moved and surprised!
Back then, only his mother cooked for him, and after his mother died, no relatives ever cooked for him!
I didn't expect it to be my own son when I cooked for myself again!
The fragrance of the meal is like tear gas, and it turns into a rain curtain in front of the mother's melon seed face!
"Mother, what are you crying about! I'm making it so spicy, are you choking?"
"No, mother, didn't cry, mother is happy!"
When the mother and son were about to eat, a pink figure floated like a pink butterfly!
patted Fan Qi's shoulder and shouted with a smile: "Seventh brother!"
"Qi Niang, good morning, why are you crying, did Qi Ge make you angry, I'll help you beat him." ”
Lin Yun hurriedly wiped away her tears and said with a smile: "No, I choked on chili peppers!"
Fan Ba Yan was already a delicate and slender girl at this time, with a slightly round face, red fluttering, and smart eyes, really cute!
"Yo you, I've become a big girl, and I don't even take Seventh Brother in my eyes anymore!"
"How dare I!"
As a few people talked, Ba Fat sat down unceremoniously and ate together, when he heard that it was the meal made by the seventh brother, his eyes lit up, and the shredded potatoes in his mouth seemed to be more chewy!!
In one meal, except for Lin Yun, the two of them ate wolf-gobbling up, and the wind was whirling!
The last shredded meat, Fan Qizhi was just about to clamp it, the eight-fat chopsticks were faster, and he stuffed them into his mouth first, hehe smiled, the tips of the chopsticks were pointing up, and he compared!
Vegetable leaves, shredded meat, soup, at this moment, there is not a drop left!
"Eighth sister, pay attention to your ladylike image! If you eat like this, the boy will be scared away by you!"
"Lady, I don't like it, I'm going to be a big woman if I want to be a big woman!" said a slap on the table, straightened his chest and raised his head, which was really a bit imposing!
"Okay! In the future, to protect the family and defend the country, punish the traitor and eliminate the evil, I will hand it over to the eighth sister and be a heroine!"
"Well, Brother Qi is right!"
Fan Baqi suddenly felt a little worried, and held his chin with both hands: "Seventh brother, you can help me change my name!"
"Why do you want to change your name?"
Fan Qiqi made some tea after dinner, and poured a cup by himself!
"Go to school, go to play with friends, although they don't say anything, but in their eyes, they are still laughing at my name, Brother Seven, you can help me change a better one, you are so educated, you will definitely be able to come up with a good name!"
Fan Qiqi smiled dumbly, he didn't dare to be cultured, his own culture was at most two taels!
Still, he asked, "What kind of name are you going to come up with?"
Fan Baqi took a sip of tea, pursed his lips, slapped the table, and said with a smile: "It's best to be domineering, righteous, kind, and hearty!"
Fan Qiqi said helplessly: "A name has three words at most, how can it have so many meanings, you are your seventh brother is a god!"
"No, I just want a good name!"
"Hey!"
Fan Qi's eyes lit up, and he smiled wickedly: "You just call, Fan Ba is good, hehe, start and end every word, what meaning is there"
"What? How ugly is your name!"
"That's called, Fan Qi is righteous and kind, this is in the middle, and the meaning is also there, not bad, hehe!"
"Seventh brother, you're mad at me! What a mess, what a mess! What a broken name!"
Fan Ba was angry, put the water cup on the table, and splashed a lot of water!
As soon as I stomped my foot and went down the attic, an angry pink butterfly just left!
"You, you, why don't you give her a name, you have to be angry with her?" Lin Yun poked Fan Qiyan's forehead, with a slightly helpless smile on the corner of her mouth
"Didn't she get up, she didn't like it, hehehe! I'm just teasing her, I didn't expect her to be so angry!"
"You be a brother, hurry up and coax it!"
"Well, okay~_~"
Fan Qiqi frowned and thought about it, moved to his room, picked up the pen and paper, and wrote three words, Fan Wuwu! I went downstairs to find a maid and asked her to help send it to the eighth sister!
Yu Pei's irritability at this time made Fan Qiqi a little uncomfortable, and then sat cross-legged and practiced internal strength.
Jing'an Temple!
Zeng Rou, who wore a blue dress today, came to Jing'an Temple, walked around Jing'an Temple, from the rising sun, and waited until the sun was shining, the figure of Lin Junjie, the mud bodhisattva he was looking forward to, still did not appear.
From sunset to starry sky, I still haven't seen the person I want to see!
"Uncle Lin will definitely not be a person who does not keep his word, there must be something delayed!"
"But why hasn't it come yet?"
Fan Qiqi just said casually yesterday that he wanted to get rid of Zeng Rou in time.
After saying that sentence at that time, I was left behind at that time!
Poor Zeng Rou, and Zeng Wen who came later! I didn't even see a single figure!
On the way back, Zeng Rou walked in front depressedly, and Zeng Wen walked behind with concern!
Zeng Rou walked for a while, and when she turned around, she suddenly found that Zeng Wen was gone!
Uncanny!
Did Zeng Wen go to the toilet, or was he arrested!
Zeng Rou made a decision immediately, hurriedly ran back, and told her father about this incident!
After Zeng Rou went back, Zeng Wen went back not long after, saying that he went to the toilet!
"Go to the toilet, why don't you say a word to Rou'er, why don't you run away without saying a word!" Zeng Bai asked with a frown!
"At that time, I saw that she was a little unhappy, and coaxed her twice, no matter what happened, I thought I still didn't say anything!" Zeng Wen explained!
"Well, pay attention next time, don't let Rou'er worry about you!" Zeng Bai paused: "Rou'er, don't come back so late next time, remember?"
"Remember!" Zeng Rou nodded, her eyes still glanced at Zeng Wen suspiciously, and she always felt that something was wrong!