Hyakki Night Walk: Empress Shura (4)
"Hehe, if you want to find ghosts to pass the time, it's not easy? The dungeon is so big, you can just catch two ghosts and come over. Why should I keep your life?"
"Well, that's not in a hurry. Isn't there another two benefits? The second advantage is that I'm a ghost who has come to the yang world. When Li Xiaofan said this, he remembered a group of wolves from the north....
"As a ghost in the yang world, I've been exposed to a lot of interesting things. There are endless stories to tell, interesting facts. This is something that no other ghost can match, right?"
"That's easy, I'll take a trip to the sun, and I'll be able to catch a few goblins casually. Empress Shura yawned lazily. Looking at her like that, it seems that she has no interest in Li Xiaofan, and she may kill him at any time.
Seeing Empress Shura's attitude, Li Xiaofan knew that if he didn't find a way to persuade this six-way ghost as soon as possible. I might be here today.
"Slow! And I have a third benefit. My third good thing is that I'm smarter than the average goblin. If you want to spare my life, you will have one more think tank by your side. I'm always available to help you with advice. ”
"You mean, you're smarter than me?" asked Empress Shura, whose face sank, faintly.
Seeing Empress Shura's expression, Li Xiaofan secretly said badly. At this time, if he answered yes, maybe this Shura Empress would destroy herself on the spot. But if the answer is no, she has no reason to keep herself.
After turning around in his mind, Li Xiaofan had to take a risk and replied, "That's right, I think I'm a little smarter than you, the Empress." If the Empress is willing to spare my life, the younger one can give you advice and help the Empress expand more territory. ”
In Li Xiaofan's view, every powerful ghost should have its own territory. And in the same way, no ghost will dislike his territory too big. Such a temptation should be enough to make Empress Shura think about it more, right?
"Hahaha, joke. Why do you say you're smarter than I am?"
"I can prove it to you. Li Xiaofan raised his neck. Even though someone is doing a handstand at this point.
"How do you prove it?"
"I'll take a question for the Empress, and if the Empress answers it correctly, it proves that you are smarter than me. If the opposite is true.... ”
"Okay, just tell me about it. But if you ask a question that you don't even know the answer to, I'm going to kill you. ”
"No problem, then I asked. Why do rabbits fly?"
“...。 Empress Shura was speechless. What is the problem?
"Because the rabbit ate the elixir. ”
"What's your question? ridiculous. ”
"Okay, I'll ask again. Why do snakes fly?"
"Because... Eating the elixir too?"
"No, the snake ate the rabbit. ”
“...。 ”
"Why do eagles fly?"
"Because I ate the snake!"
"Eagles are meant to fly. Li Xiaofan rolled his eyes. An inertial body like this is not something that can be dealt with by a high or low IQ at all. It depends on how quickly a person reacts, and how vigilant they are. If you're not careful, you'll fall into a trap.
"You———。 "If the ghosts can be so angry that they vomit blood, then at this moment, the Empress Shura must be spitting blood from her mouth.
"Okay, you cunning little imp. Empress Shura took a deep breath. Remember the permanent address of Q Pig Literature Station: for easy reading next time!