Chapter 320: Su Fan's anti-heaven health stunt

Just when he was at a loss, Liuling trotted up all the way and handed him a small notebook.

It was full of dense words.

That's right, it's still the six spirits who are sensible.

Not to mention that leaders must have a secretary, how can anyone write their own speeches when they give speeches.

"Ahem......"

Su Fan picked up the leader fan, dipped his fingers in some saliva and opened the book, and read it without thinking about it:

“...... The weather is so nice today, but unfortunately I didn't see him again. What's the matter, I can bear three thousand years of loneliness, and I can't bear to miss him......"

Damn, what's the situation?

Su Fan looked back at the six spirits with a confused expression, and a red cloud actually floated on his face that was as cold as frost for ten thousand years.

The monks below suddenly exploded, like a pot of boiling porridge.

"Who, can't bear to think about whom?"

"Could it be that Senior Su has a sweetheart? Which woman is so blessed?"

"Senior Su, is this going to be a public confession? It's so romantic!"

“......”

There are many female monks who secretly hurt themselves, but they didn't expect that their male god actually belonged to him, and he was afraid that he would not have a chance.

"Silence!"

Zhang Shanfeng shouted to stop everyone, and then ran to Su Fan's side and whispered:

"Uncle Shi, on such a public occasion, is the topic of your speech a little too personal?"

"Damn, I want to know what's going on!"

At this time, Liu Ling suddenly ran to the stage in a panic, snatched the book from Su Fan's hand, and handed him another one.

Su Fan was shocked, it wouldn't be hers...... Keep a diary now!

If so, who is the "he" in it?

Su Fan couldn't help but be curious.

But the ceremony was still going on as usual, and he couldn't stand in a daze for too long, so he opened the new manuscript and read it:

"Ahem...... This one...... It's sunny tonight, it's cloudy tonight, and we're excited to come together......"

After half a pillar of incense, Su Fan finally finished reading it, and the whole process was without the slightest emotion.

Anyway, it's an errand to deal with, just read it casually......

Just as he was about to step down, a disciple suddenly spoke:

"Uncle Shi, your realm is too profound, I didn't understand what I just said......

Su Fan's head is full of black lines, Nima can't understand it, don't say it, haven't you heard a sentence called: 'Although I don't understand, it feels so reasonable'?

Can this kind of honest person really survive in this world?

Of course, this kind of honest person can't survive in this world, so this disciple is not honest.

He continued: "Uncle Shi, although I don't understand, it would be nice if you could demonstrate it yourself." ”

The corner of Su Fan's mouth twitched, the good guy was waiting for me here.

"What do you want me to demonstrate?"

"You can do anything, but if it's a unique practice or something, it's even better. ”

"Yes, yes, Uncle Shi, why are you so powerful, is there a secret!"

"Uncle Shi, why have you lived so long?"

A female disciple asked, "Uncle Shi, your skin is so good, do you have any secret techniques for health preservation?"

“......”

The disciples began to ask nonsense, and Su Fan's head was about to explode when he heard it.

"Uncle Shi, I heard that you have practiced the traditional ancient martial arts of the mortal world to be physically strong and immortal?"

Traditional ancient martial arts?

Su Fan's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration......

Pregnant!

"Everyone, be quiet. ”

Su Fan raised his voice and said: "I am sincerely happy to see everyone so studious, okay, then I will hand over my anti-heaven health stunt to you." ”

The whole square was silent, so quiet that even a pin could be heard.

"A set of mortal exercises, I call it - eye exercises for elementary school students!"

The square was boiling again......

"Wow, that's a terrible name, isn't it?"

"Which god is this 'elementary school student', it sounds so powerful!"

"Don't think about it, it must be a soaring immortal. ”

"Well, you don't hear it all, the primary school student is a great god who ascended ten thousand years ago, and he is a big bull in the same era as Li Haotian, I have the honor to observe the portrait he left behind, I didn't expect to hear his exercises here, Uncle Shi is really a celestial man. ”

“......”

I'm okay with this, these people are too easy to fool, right?

"And you listen to the name of this exercise-eye exercises, what do people call it, what kind of exercise, what is this called, what is '', and the force has completely gone up a step. ”

"Yes, yes, it sounds super domineering, I don't know what will happen after practice, can I live forever?"

"Don't talk!"

Su Fan suddenly shouted, "Come and learn from me." ”

After saying that, Su Fan put his hand on his eyebrows:

"This set of secrets must be beneficial for you to practice, it is much stronger than the kung fu you practiced before, learn it first, and then practice it twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening. ”

The disciples hurriedly began to follow his example.

"Uncle Shi, is there a mantra for practicing this?"

"Yes, for the revolution, to protect eyesight, eye exercises are starting now. The first section, squeezing the Tianying acupoint, one-two-three-four-two-two-three-four......"

"Ah, it's that simple?" said a disciple in confusion.

"You know what!"

The disciple beside him immediately retorted: "This is the real simplicity of the Dao, and it is not a good job, which high-level kung fu do you think requires cumbersome mantras?"

"It seems like that's the truth. ”

"Nonsense, don't question Uncle Shi, practice hard and study hard. ”

“......”

For a time, tens of thousands of people in the square started eye exercises together, and the scene was really wonderful.

Su Fan felt like the head of the primary school group at the moment.

There is a pair of sharp eyes hidden under the thick glasses, and the expression is so fierce that it seems that everyone in the world owes him millions.

He said to Zhang Shanfeng:

"Senior nephew Zhang, you come to help me supervise who of them didn't close their eyes, I have something to do. ”

"Okay, okay, Uncle Shi, you're busy, you're busy. Zhang Shanfeng replied repeatedly.

In fact, he was very reluctant in his heart, because he also wanted to ......

Su Fan secretly ran down the stands and came to Liuling, who was doing eye exercises.

"Six Spirits, ......"

"What are you doing? I do eye exercises."

"Don't do it, it's me, I lied to them. ”

"Huh?"

Liu Ling opened his eyes and saw that it was Su Fan who came over, and his heart suddenly became nervous.

"What are you lying to them? You can't live forever if you practice this? Then why are you teaching this?"

"It's not completely deceitful, although it can't be immortal, but it's good for protecting eyesight. ”

Liuling's face was full of black lines.

Do any of the cultivators have poor eyesight? Have you ever seen a monk who wears glasses?

"Forget it, I have something to ask you. ”

"Huh? ”

A red tide once again appeared on the frosty face of the six spirits.

"The book just now ......"

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

Liuling hurriedly denied it, and her heart suddenly began to beat wildly, as if someone was holding a drumstick in her chest and pounding non-stop.

Is this nervousness? I haven't experienced this feeling in years.

Damn, he's not going to ask me what the book meant, is he?

How do you answer him?

"Oh,That book isn't yours.,I think the material is pretty good.,I want to ask if you have much to borrow from me.。 ”

"That's what you want to ask. Liu Ling looked at Su Fan with a surprised expression.

"What do you think I'm trying to ask?"

Liuling's face instantly turned cold, and he took out a large pile of books from the Qiankun ring and threw them to Su Fan.

"Here you go!"

After saying that, he left without looking back.

Su Fan looked at the back of the six spirits leaving with a confused expression, scratched the back of his head and said to himself:

"What's wrong with her......"

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea......

Su Fan shook his head and walked back to the small courtyard in the back mountain with a helpless expression.

......

On the long street, the smoke and dust dissipated......

The young man in white collapsed to the ground, covered with scarlet blood, as if to pay tribute to the deceased in the flowers on the other side.

He looked at the back of the sword hilt feather gradually departing and said:

"Don't go, I'm not dead yet. ”

Sword Hilt Yu stopped, frowned, and said, "Why are you the same as a dog skin plaster?"

"I'm sorry, like you just said, we both have to die today. ”

"Do you have to die?"

"I have to die. ”

“......”

The boy stumbled to his feet from the ground, his body swaying like a cornered drunk.

He opened his hands to hug something, his expression was calm and even pleasant, and a few white doves flew behind him.

"Don't ask, don't want to leave if you don't kill me today. ”

His mask fell off, and blood ran down his forehead and onto his eyelashes, looking like a teardrop.

"Stupid. ”

The sword hilt feather cursed, and disappeared at the end of the long street without looking back.

......

When Shen Yuan found Shura Dao, he was lying in a pool of blood.

He hurriedly walked up and picked up his upper body.

Fortunately, there is still a breath of air.

"Hold on, don't give up!" Shen Yuan said with a grim face.

The young man in white slowly shook his head and said:

"No, my meridians are shattered, and I can't live. ”

"Don't talk about it, stop talking!"

Shen Yuan desperately dragged Shura Dao's body, but Shura Dao grabbed his sleeve and said:

"Don't waste your efforts, there's no cure for me...... Ahem. ”

"No! I must save you!"

"Listen!"

Shura Dao suddenly said fiercely: "This! is the fate of Sword Cultivation!"

After saying that, he coughed violently.

Shen Yuan was stunned.

After a while, Shura calmed down and said slowly:

"Blame me for being too impatient, and I'm in a hurry to challenge the Five Tribulations Scattered Immortal as soon as I advanced to ......the Five Tribulations."

“...... One catastrophe and one moat, nine tribulations and scattered immortals are not just talking......"

“...... Now I entrust the Xiao Organization to you, and you will be the Shura Dao ...... in the future."

“...... We must drive out the Nine Swords Immortal Sect and kill ......"

After that, the Shura Dao was cut off.

"I'm going to fulfill your long-cherished wish. ”

Tears rolled across Shen Yuan's cheeks, and he raised his head, his calm eyes as if he was staring at an ethereal snow-capped mountain shrouded in moonlight in the distance.

Shen Yuan picked up the scattered mask and put it on: "From today on, I am Shura Dao." ”

The fog has not yet dissipated, looking at it from a distance, this long street is like the verandah of the heavenly palace among the white clouds, a few yellow leaves that have just fallen are still flying in the wind, and the figures in the street have disappeared......