Hearing King Qin Guang's words, Li Xiaofan felt a chill. He smiled wryly and replied, "I do think you're more boring than I am." ”

"Don't say that, little one. You are the most special human I have seen in my 36,000 years. Half of it is in the earth, and half of it is in the underworld. Tsk, I still plan to wait for you to die, summon your soul and take my place" King Qin Guang looked at Li Xiaofan with a wicked smile, and that look seemed to imply some special meaning.

"Uncle, don't make such jokes, okay? My greatest ambition is to be a black and white impermanence under your command. When the time comes, you can go and catch ghosts openly. Li Xiaofan smiled, in the world, there are not only kind ghosts like Xiao Ling. In addition to this, there are many evil spirits. Those demons live longer by absorbing the essence of people. Do ghosts have a lifespan? The answer is yes. Otherwise, the world will be full of ghosts.

"I look at you, as if you have something on your mind. Would you like to hear about it?"

"Well, that's actually the case. I wasn't interested in learning anything at all. But every time I get a bad test result, I always feel a little sorry for my parents. Besides, even if I don't work for my parents, I have to think about my future, right? If I can't find a job, don't I have to starve to death and go down to the underworld as soon as possible?"

"That's a good feeling, before starving to death, you should kill yourself. In this case, I will be in charge of the underworld. ”

"Uncle, are you stupid to me? If I kill myself, won't you throw it into the oil pot and fry it for seven hundred and forty-nine days after I go to the underworld?" Li Xiaofan rolled his eyes and replied. It is only in front of this Uncle Yama that he will have a little more words. Usually, he rarely speaks to people more than three sentences.

"Hahaha, no way. The recent performance has been poor. But an existence like you would be starved to death. Don't laugh at the dead. You just need to catch a lucky ghost and put it at home, and then open the door to do business, ensuring that the business is prosperous and prosperous. ”

"Forget about the beckoning ghost, that kind of ghost will break people's longevity. I don't want my parents to die young. But then again, is there any ghost that can make me do well in the exam?"

"Exams? Oh, I know one. It seems to be called a ghost of letters. Do you want it? If you do, I'll mail you one later. ”

Mail... Send.... Li Xiaofan twitched, and decisively believed that this was King Qin Guang fooling himself. Can the underworld still mail items to the world? Even if the items are forgotten, they are still a ghost.

"Alright, let's play chess. The old rule is that if I win, you will give me a year of longevity. If I lose, I'll tell you a joke. "Playing chess with Lord Yama is such a thing, and it is up to Li Xiaofan to do it several times in the whole universe. Moreover, this product now has a longevity of two hundred and sixty-three years. I don't know if when I live to that time, I will be treated as a monster and arrested and sliced for study.

The two of them played chess, and most of the time passed. During this period, Li Xiaofan won three handfuls. At the end of the day, King Qin Guang also won.

"Hahaha, I finally won. Tell me a joke, little one. ”

"Well, okay, okay. Uncle Qin Guang, in fact, in our world, in addition to jokes, there is also a kind of cold joke. Do you want to listen to it?"

"Bad jokes? Are there any hot jokes? King Qin Guang's face turned red with excitement, this was one of his daily entertainments. Staying in a place like the underworld is so boring that it's almost moldy. Therefore, Li Xiaofan's jokes are very confusing to him.