Chapter 1 Three guns become seven fats
At dusk in Wuhan this year, a twenty-seven or eight-year-old young man named Niu Sanpao went on a date with his girlfriend on the Yangtze River under high pressure!
At the last moment, Niu Sanpao was still kissing his beautiful and lovely girlfriend Jin Bulian, maybe because of the recent excessive passion, Niu Sanpao suddenly felt a little dizzy, and his body seemed to be hollowed out of his life's energy.
The next moment, it seemed that he felt the shuttle of time and space, or the ruthless cutting of the pig-killing knife of the years, and Niu Sanpao's body and consciousness gradually dissipated......
Last Minute Thoughts: Did I Cause Something?
Who did I offend with my pure true love?
God wants to do this to me, okay, I'll obey, can't I, I'll surrender.
In the end, I only heard Jin Bulian's exclamation, and Niu Sanpao was completely hiccuped.
In a large house.
Niu Sanpao regained consciousness, only felt severe pain in his body, and involuntarily screamed "ah......" in his mouth.
Am I still alive? A pair of small hands appeared in front of Niu Sanpao's eyes.
These are a pair of ten-year-old children's small tender hands, white fluttering, and there is still a little black and blue on the back of the hand.
What's wrong with me, how did a good and handsome young man become a little kid.
How to fall in love in the future, and how to hook up with the goddess sister and the goddess sister.
Ay...... The suave me no longer exists, the internal pain and the external pain plus kidney pain, the painful Niu Sanpao just wants to sleep.
At this moment, I heard a gentle and happy woman's voice ringing in Niu Sanpao's ears.
"Seven fats...... You're scared to death, and when you finally wake up, does it still hurt on your body?"
Niu Sanpao was stunned in his heart, and the expression on his face was like this&~~;か
Damn, I'm going to have such a name.
In his previous life, his father called himself three cannons to make others laugh, if it weren't for his unique personal qualities and temperament, where would there be true love.
His character is handsome, and his urine has exploded, and his name is actually called Qifat???
This cheap dad who has never met, what's wrong, and the father of the previous life is a virtue??
Still is?
This dad is the previous life of the dad in the previous life, otherwise it would be impossible to give such a kidney-hurting name!
What a sin for his old sister!
Sanpao looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, thinking that it should be his mother.
The mother's melon seed face has white skin, but she is too thin, and her face is a little sad.
A pair of teary eyes looked at Niu Sanpao with concern!
Sanpao couldn't help but call out to his mother, and then the pain on his body made him faint again!
I don't know how long it took, but Sanpao woke up, feeling that someone was feeding him medicine, and from time to time he wiped the medicine from his mouth with a handkerchief.
Sanpao felt a lot better, sat up and grabbed the medicine bowl in his mother's hand, drank it directly, and wiped his mouth: "Mother, I'm almost fine, let me ask...... Ask me if I have ...... My father, why didn't my siblings come to see me?"
Originally, Sanpao wanted to ask if he had any brothers and sisters, but he was afraid that he would be exposed, so he asked in a different way!
The mother took the medicine bowl and said with a smile: "Your eldest brother, third fat sister, and your eighth fat sister came to see you when you were unconscious, they were very good to you, you have time to thank them!"
Niu Sanpao is very depressed, big fat, three fat, eight fat, my name is seven fat. Is this strange dad even named a girl like that? Is this a daddy, it's definitely not a kiss, maybe someone is green!
Hehehe, thinking of this, the three guns seem to see the green hat on the head of the wonderful father!
"That's what all the brothers and sisters have names...... What's fat?" Niu Sanpao asked.
When my mother heard this, her face was also helpless: "Well, your father will name it...... That's it...... It's so simple, maybe because the big fat is chubby when it is born, it is called big fat, and the children born then are directly two to eight fat. ”
Niu Sanpao was speechless: "How many wives does that dad have?"
"There are eight of them! Now there are four left!"
"There are four left??what's going on?...... was killed by my father"
The mother quickly covered Niu Sanpao's mouth and said nervously: "Don't say that your father is not ......"
Damn, this one is disrespectful to the old! I will marry eight at once, and I am not afraid that I will die by playing with myself.
There are four left! The remaining four must have been killed by the clothed beast with the human face and the heart of the beast.
"Is he good to you, then?"
"Pretty ...... Very good!"
When Niu Sanpao heard this, he was furious in his heart, and when he caught a glimpse of the grievance in the corner of his mother's eyes, he knew that it was not good for her, and he was stunned and said yes!
My guess about this new dad is really good!
Later, I learned from my mother that my father's name was Fan Tong.
The well-known Fengshen leg on the rivers and lakes, I heard that he is greedy for money and lustful, and loves face very much, and it was because his father was not good to his mother that he said a word for his mother, so he asked the Qin guards to whip him and almost killed him!
Niu Sanpao, or now it should be called Fan Qiqi.
Fan Qiqi hated it in his heart, although he was also lustful in his previous life, he had true feelings for those sisters, not to mention how good he was to them, at least he wouldn't give them anger.
However, these few questions also made the mother a little puzzled, Fan Qiqi explained that he was beaten and didn't remember, and his mother Lin Yun touched Fan Qifat's forehead worriedly!
"Don't get in the way, mother! I'm in good spirits now, but I don't remember the past. Fan Qiqi gave Lin Yun a reassuring smile.
Mother-in-law Lin Yun sighed: "I can't remember, it's okay." ”
That night, Ba Fat came to see Fan Qi Fat.
Fan Ba Fat is a cute little girl, about the same age as Fan Qi Fat, and is the daughter of Ban Niang.
Wearing a pink floral skirt, it sets off Fan Ba's fat like a dancing butterfly!
Fan Baqi came to the bedside and asked with concern: "Seventh brother, are you awake, do you still hurt!"
When Fan Qiqi heard the name of Brother Qi, his heart suddenly felt a lot more happy, what kind of fat, what kind of fat, he was really unhappy to hear, and said with a smile: "Well, it doesn't hurt, sister, you are so cute!"
Fan Ba Yan smiled and pouted his cute little mouth, his eyes were smart: "It's the first time that Seventh Brother has praised people like this, they are so happy, hehe." ”
Seeing that her seventh brother was fine, Fan Baqi handed out a packet of shortbread, and walked out, jumping up and down as he walked, he said: "Seventh brother, this is a shortbread bought on the street, it's delicious, I left one for you, I'm leaving, I'm going to find my mother, you have a good rest, I'll find you to catch carp in the pond tomorrow......"
Fan Ba Fat went out as he spoke, Fan Qi Fat smelled the fragrance of the cake, and felt a little sweet in his heart, few people gave him things in his previous life!
In her previous life, her girlfriend Jin Bu Lian, although she was sincere and cute, was a rough woman, how could she sew and mend, wash and wash, not to mention carefully bring breakfast!
Sigh!
The next day, Fan Qifei got up early and ate the breakfast made by his mother Lin Yun, in his mother's advice, don't make your brothers and sisters angry, you must endure it!
Fan Qiqi answered, went down to the attic, and met Fan Baqi who was jumping up, eating shortbread, his mouth was full of oil, and he smiled and handed Fan Qiqi a shortbread.
Fan Qiqi waved his hand: "Sister, I've eaten, you can eat." ”
Fan Baqi couldn't help but say, pouted and stuffed the shortbread directly into Fan Qifat's arms, and jumped towards the pond.
"Let's go, Brother Seven, let's catch the red carp!"
Fan Qiqi smiled helplessly, couldn't eat it, grabbed the shortbread and followed.
Walking through a chrysanthemum garden, smelling the fragrance of flowers, following Fan Baqi around a few arches, meeting some handsome and busy maids, and greeting Fan Qiqi from time to time.
Fan Qiqi smiled and kept saying, "Sister, so good...... Hello sister, sister is so beautiful......"
From time to time, the funny maid laughed coquettishly.
Fan Qiqi walked to the pond with the steps of ten relatives who did not recognize him, only to see that Fan Baqi was already soaked at this time, crisscrossing the pond, rolling around, tossing red carp scurrying around, splashing all over his face, and having fun.
The pond is not big, it is full of verdant lotus flowers, and the water level is almost above the waist of the eight-fat sister, and it is about to submerge the small chest of the eight-fat sister.
From time to time, he slipped and fell in the water, and from time to time his little face was red when he was choked by the water, and he coughed occasionally, and he was stunned that he didn't catch a fish!
"Haha, Brother Seven is here to help you!"
Just as Fan Qiqi was about to enter the water, three teenagers ran not far away.
The first person, about thirteen years old, has a long fat, for the current body shape of Fan Qiqi, he is tall and fat, which is more than one head more than Fan Qifat.
The two behind him are also twelve years old, and they seem to be twins, looking exactly the same
When the thirteen-year-old tall and fat saw Fan Qifat, he smiled darkly: "Qifat, yo, I wasn't killed by the Qin guards, it's really fateful, it's only been a few days since I came to catch fish again!!"
The two twins behind him also looked smiling and ill-intentioned!
As soon as Fan Baqi saw someone coming, he quickly crawled out of the water, looking wet like a water lotus, pointing at the three of them and saying angrily: "Fourth brother, fifth brother, sixth brother, you are going to bully the seventh brother again, I will definitely tell my mother!"
"Hehe, how could it be that we bullied him? It's that he himself doesn't want to be treated by his father, and even his mother doesn't want to be treated by his father, and it's this kind of cheap life to be beaten, and we also follow his dog's cheap life!" Fan Wuqi on the right stepped forward, staring at Fan Qiqi with a sneer, his right fist clenched, looking like he was about to fight!
With the vicious language, this little boy was bored at first sight.
"If you dare to fight, I'll report you!"
Fan Baqi was a little anxious when he saw it, and quickly climbed out of the pond and protected Fan Qiqi's body.
Fan Qiyan looked at the thin and cute figure, and was moved in his heart, pulling her behind him!
Fan Qiqi said lightly: "Do you want to die? Don't bully people too much!"
The tall and fat Fan Siqi sneered, and was slightly surprised by Fan Qiqi's attitude in his heart, and he didn't take it seriously. waved his hand to stop Fan Wuqi and looked at Fan Qifat: "Hehe, I can't bully people too much with my noble character, I can still bully dogs too much, you actually bit me in Ju Garden last time, today I will break your teeth!"
Fan Qiqi hated a lot in his heart, the three of them beat me to death, this time they didn't really beat me to death, they almost let me drink Meng Po soup last time, you are a deflated beast bastard, a beast turtle is fat.
This time, the words were so vicious, it had already made Fan Qiqi angry, and suddenly there were evil thoughts in his heart, and without waiting for Fan Siqi to make a move, he casually threw the shortbread on his thick lips.
There was a crunch snap!
The four fats can't believe their eyes!
Directly inserted the two fingers of his right hand into Fan Sifat's eyes.
"Ah...... You little crumb......"
Blood suddenly flowed from Fan Siyan's eyes, and he covered his eyes and roared.
Fan Qiqi has never studied martial arts, but he has watched a lot of TV series, especially martial arts, he can't be profound, the simple and direct "flirting with yin feet" and then kicked on the second brother in the crotch of the tall and fat pants, and suddenly Fan Sifat's face became the color of pig liver, covering the second brother, curling up, hatefully pointing at Fan Qifat, shaking his fingers, and then fainted in pain.
Your seventh brother's hateful blow is really powerful, and the feet you kicked hurt so much that you can't stop it!
The physics teacher was right when he said that the action of force is mutual!
When the five fats and six fats saw it, they were immediately frightened like a dead pig's face.
"You kill...... Killed the fourth brother...... I...... Brother, let's go tell my mother ......."
The two twin brothers were afraid that they wouldn't be able to do it, so they suddenly ran to find their mother!
"Seventh brother, you won't kill the fourth brother, right!"
Fan Ba was frightened, his cute little face turned pale and muttered, "Seventh brother, it's over...... Finished...... Dad knows that he is going to let the Qin guards beat you again......"
Fan Qiqi was also startled, raised his leg and kicked Fan Sifat: "Hey...... Are you alright?"
Fan Qiqi heard a snorting and chirping sound, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Fortunately, he didn't die, if he died, it was not impossible for that wonderful father to be buried with him, his mother's second sister.
Crossing here, the head is pinned in the crotch, the troubled times?
Depending on the situation, that wonderful dad will not be towards himself, and it is not impossible to kill the four fats to kill himself!