Chapter 84: Bigfoot (1)
Outside Lile Village, He Yafei sat on the ground with his back against the wall, his right hand slapped on the ground again and again, a little upset and irritable. Gangba floated past him, seemingly agitated because he didn't know how to comfort his students.
Just now, a stunned young man pointed at He Yafei's nose and scolded, saying that he was a liar, a person who sold his reputation and reputation, or he looked down on the people of Lile Village and favored one over the other. He Yafei had to explain why a canteen could be built in Mile Village, but not in Lile Village. Stunned Qing was dragged away by his mother's kicks, and the other villagers didn't say anything excessive, but their faces were somewhat disappointed. The village chief persuaded the villagers to disperse and pulled Qin Bofeng to ask the reason.
He Yafei had a sense of frustration after lifting a stone and shooting himself in the foot, and the construction of the canteen was only a whim between him and Shanshan, and it was not part of the project of this livelihood project, and it belonged to He Yafei and Shanshan's personal behavior, or in other words, it was a welfare gift from the two of them to the villagers, so why did this become a matter of course? It became a sin not to give benefits? He realized that he had ignored two problems, one was that Shanshan's jurisdiction was limited, and the other was that people's comparison and greed, no matter how kind a person was, he could not be exempt from vulgarity. He keeps reminding himself that the next time he does a good deed, he must pay attention to sustainability.
What he has a headache now is that there are still so many villages to leave next, how should he explain it, how should he deal with it? Could it be that he told them that the tree gods he was familiar with were distracted and didn't care about this area, and if he wanted to build a canteen, he had to wait for the distracted gods to change shifts. Whoever believes this is said, I'm afraid they will think that this is a fool telling a story.
Three hours later, He Yafei returned to the village, at this time he did look like a fool, with a smile on his face, and a gray animal skin hat on his head, the front of the animal skin hat was very obediently attached to He Yafei's head, but the back of his head was slightly bulging, and there were two braids in front and back, the front braids were like ears, and the back ones were like feet.
Qin Bofeng was doing the ideological work of the village chief, and said that Xiao He Shi was thinking of a way, even if it didn't work this time, he would make up for it next time. The explanation is a little pale, but the village chief can accept it, and most of the people who can be the village chief in Kunwu are open-minded people.
"No next time, three days at most, I have figured out a way. He Yafei announced loudly.
The village chief rang the assembly bell, and half an hour later, the villagers danced the "Lile Dance" around the three sages, which is a self-choreographed dance of Lile Village, which is somewhat like the Guozhuang Dance in his hometown, but the movements of the hands and feet are much more complicated. This is a scene that only comes to the village when a distinguished guest comes.
He Yafei, who was scolded as a liar a moment ago, is sitting in the middle of the dance circle at the moment, feeling people's respect, and the huge gap still makes him a little uncomfortable.
"Bah, why are you so noisy?" A voice came from He Yafei's ears, the animal skin hat on his head moved, and his flat body swelled up, turning into a fluffy gray ball, and there was a circle of white hair on the front of the ball, which at first glance was a concentric circle. The hat braid he saw before turned into a round ball with long ears and big feet, which were completely disproportionate to his body, the ears almost dragged to the top of his feet, and the big feet were twice the length of his body, relatively speaking, his forelimbs were much more normal, and the little guy's two black bean-sized eyes were a little confused.
"Bigfoot, I've found Shanshan. He Yafei responded.
"How about it? I gave you a good idea, right?" Bigfoot excitedly beat He Yafei's head with a bigfoot board, and He Yafei reached out and grabbed his ear and grabbed him off his head.
He Yafei was not interested in the dance in front of him, he felt that this kind of pre-choreographed dance was too deliberate, and it was far less interesting than the improvised Hutu Huta. He was distracted, and his mind went back to three hours ago.
Bigfoot is a friend He Yafei just met, but the two were not so friendly when they first met.
Bigfoot was forced out of the hole by He Yafei's action of slapping the ground, and Bigfoot had the gas to get up, so as soon as he got out of the hole, he kept making "bah" sounds, accusing He Yafei of disturbing the people, and fighting with He Yafei.
The reason why Big Foot wanted to fight was because He Yafei thought he was a rabbit, and he exploded: "Phew, you are the rabbit, your whole family is a rabbit, you say it again? Believe it or not, I beat you all over the ground looking for teeth." The sound was so loud that it shook He Yafei's brain.
Bigfoot tapped the ground with his big feet, his ears flapped like a pair of wings, his two paws crackled on his chest, and he made a great noise, and his mouth kept saying things that he thought were very imposing.
Before making a move, he shouted: "I'm playing for real, get ready, I'm coming!" He Yafei felt that Bigfoot had more nonsense than himself.
Big feet moved, but instead of running, they jumped, like a ball bouncing on the ground, high but not far away, and ears flying in the air like a tie blown by the wind. The speed is a little slow, less than twenty meters away, the big foot jumped for half a minute, and there are still ten meters. He Yafei waited for a long time, so he cheered him on with his jumping rhythm: "Bullet...... Play...... Impeachment ......"
Bigfoot was enraged, and the rhythm of the beating was noticeably faster. Bigfoot obviously didn't look at the yellow calendar when he came out of the hole today, and his bigfoot was tripped by a straw stem, fell down, and began to roll like a leather ball.
"It's long overdue, it's much sooner. He Yafei stretched out a foot and lightly touched it, just stepping on his face.
Bigfoot said angrily, "Phew, take away your stinky feet." ”
He Yafei retracted his leg very obediently, then stretched out a hand, grabbed the two long ears of the big foot and lifted it up, "I also said that it is not a rabbit, and the feeling of lifting it is exactly the same as a rabbit." But the rabbit jumps much faster than you, are you a tortoise rabbit?"
Gangba also saw the species of Bigfoot for the first time, and with some curiosity, he leaned over and stabbed Bigfoot on the buttocks across the stick, waiting for Gangba to roar: "Touch me again, I will sue you for indecency, I bah." Gangba trembled with fright and quickly drifted away.
"Phew, let go, let go of your stinky hands. "Kick the big feet.
He Yafei's biggest problem is that he is too obedient, before his big feet are ready, his hand is released, and his big feet fall to the ground with his buttocks, and he hurts so much that he has been bouncing in place for a long time. When he stopped, He Yafei began to tease him again, and he patted him lightly on the head: "You are so small, you have such a big temper, and your voice is also very loud." Bigfoot was angry and jumped up again, and when he landed, He Yafei slapped again, and he jumped again. He Yafei slapped the "leather ball" and asked Gangba: "Teacher Gangba, how do you think you use him to play basketball?" Gangba also thought it was an excellent idea, this thing was too much like a leather ball, except that the long ears were a little in the way.
Bigfoot has made peace, and he has realized that the gap between himself and the other party is like a chasm. He Yafei let him go very kindly, holding his ears and putting him beside him, his big feet were also leaning against the wall, panting, and the toss just now made him choke enough.
The breath was even, and Big Foot decided to reconcile with He Yafei, and he took the first step to be kind to others: "What's your name?" This is the first time He Yafei hasn't heard him say bah.
"Xiao Heshi, Xiao Heshi. A woman woke He Yafei up from her memories, and the stunned young man who scolded He Yafei was standing next to her. The woman pulled her son to apologize to He Yafei, and He Yafei waved his hand and signaled that it was okay. Seeing Xiao Heshi's obviously perfunctory posture, the woman was a little anxious and kicked her son in the crook of the leg, asking him to kneel down and admit his mistake. He Yafei was startled, and hurriedly grabbed the stunned arm, and even said that he wanted it. The stunned half-squatting legs stood up straight, and the woman was about to kick again, He Yafei stopped her, took out two cooked dishes from the cloth pocket, and said that she was asking the aunt to try it, and the woman pulled her son away with great gratitude.
After the woman left, He Yafei "settled" again.
When He Yafei said his name, Big Foot jumped forward exaggeratedly, this time he didn't jump high, but jumped forward, and jumped quite far. He Yafei grabbed his ear and brought him forward, can't you jump forward?
Bigfoot surprisingly didn't get angry: "Didn't I want to scare you?"
He Yafei put him on the ground: "I'll go, who can you scare here?"
Bigfoot's answer made He Yafei almost speechless: "This is how we scared our rivals when we were picking girls." Whoever jumps higher and moves slower will follow. ”
It took He Yafei a long time to hold back a sentence: "Have you ever succeeded?"
The black bean eyes of the big foot glowed: "Of course I succeeded, that is the most beautiful girl in our clan." ”
"And then?"
Bigfoot's eyes lost their brilliance: "No more." ”
Bigfoot won, and he and the most beautiful girl in his heart jumped happily under the Tulu fruit tree, and it was the happiest time of Bigfoot's life. Unfortunately, the good times didn't last long, and there was a sudden ripple in front of Big Foot, and he couldn't dodge it and jumped in. When he woke up, he found that there were no spitting fruit trees and no beautiful girls around, and he came to a strange world.
"I suspect that the wizard of our clan did it, and it was his son who fought me in a duel. ”
"Wizards are powerful?"
"It's super powerful, it can call the wind and rain, and you can blow a gust of wind with a little finger. ”
He Yafei became interested: "Do you have the ability to do this?"
"Do you think a wizard is a cabbage? It takes a few hundred years to produce one, and if you become a wizard, you can live for hundreds of years until the next wizard is born. But I'm better than him, I've lived almost a thousand years old, and I'm so strong, and now I just have to move my fingers and he can fall apart. ”
He Yafei rolled his eyes, you live for a thousand years, wizards have already become bone frames, is it great to move your fingers to the bone frame?
Bigfoot didn't care about He Yafei's reaction, he jumped in front of He Yafei, but comforted He Yafei: "Don't be sad for me, this matter is over, turn the page, turn the page." Hey, you're He Yafei, the recently rising genius young chef god of Jiuqiu?"
He Yafei's eyes widened, but he was named the "God of Cooking" because he just planted some home-cooked food, and he began to sympathize with the people of Jiuqiu, whose diet was a big problem. But in any case, being called the "God of Cooking" still makes him very useful, and he straightens his expression and nods proudly: "I am." ”