Chapter 128 Begin my performance
"Clan, patriarch, great elder, I... I..."
Xiong Ba was so frightened that he almost stopped, and looking at the eyes of his family patriarch who was about to eat people, his strong body began to retreat. It's a pity that it's too late, the law enforcement elder of the bear clan flew and dived one by one, and his body of several hundred catties fell in front of the bear clan patriarch in a parabola.
Boom....
After the heavy object landed, Xiong Ba took advantage of the situation and lay motionless at the feet of his family patriarch, his eyes closed into a suspended animation.
"Bear boy, did you fall to your death, get up and talk back if you don't die, and if you die, you will dispose of everything on your body and sell it here, especially if you have the audacity to come to exchange for the thing called sunglasses that I just fancied. ”
How could Xiong Ba escape the cover of the patriarch of the bear clan with such low-level acting skills, at the coming-of-age ceremony, his ability to resist blows is obvious to all, if it is just this simple fall and death. Even if he had ten lives, he would have cried blood in the bear clan a long time ago, and he couldn't die anymore, so how could he have a chance to be embarrassed here.
Xiong Ba wanted to die, he knew that this time it was too big, as far as he saw just now, there were at least hundreds of other races from the demon clan in this square, as long as these witnesses returned to the demon clan, he would definitely be on the list of famous demons of the demon clan this year. It's just that there are some famous methods that can be had, but some of them.... Just when he used the bear brain to resolve such an embarrassment, a heavenly voice saved him.
"The boy human race Gao Hua has seen the patriarch of the bear clan, in fact, Brother Xiong happened to meet the junior when he went to the nobles, and under my hard request, he came here with the junior. To be honest, the boy and the fox mink have a great relationship, so Brother Xiong definitely came here for sightseeing and intra-clan exchanges. ”
"Yes, patriarch, that's how things happened, you see that I'm a junior who has never walked out of the clan, and I don't know how to go without outsiders to lead me. ”
Xiong Ba turned over, and his bloated and muscular body got up at a very fast speed. No intelligent creature wants to make a mistake in front of his or her own parents or leaders, especially if the consequences of this mistake are terrible. Now there are outsiders to explain to you, if you are still stupid and continue to drill into it in the middle of winter, then you are really dead.
"You are Gao Hua's current boss, Bai Yutang's apprentice!"
Just when the patriarch of the bear clan was still thinking about who the Terran kid was in front of him, the law enforcement elder standing behind him took the lead in speaking, although he was asking Gao Hua, but in fact, the meaning of the reminder was also in it, and sure enough, after the patriarch of the bear clan heard it, a pair of bear eyes instantly brightened. It's just that as the same demon race, those who are watching the other races from the sidelines, especially the races that are absolutely top in terms of hearing, react no slower than the patriarch of the bear clan, and they walked quickly in a few steps, and the voice had already arrived before the person arrived.
"I have long admired the name of Boss Gao, I am Niu Qian of the Tianniu Clan..."
"Haha.. As soon as I saw such a handsome little student, I knew that it was the senior brother, and the younger brother was the hamster clan Qi Pao..."A lewd man with a thin figure and a pointed face with two mustaches followed the cow. It's just that the way he speaks is as prominent as his two big buckteeth, and he is as shameless as his dignity.
"Boss Gao, Yuan Hua of the ape clan is polite..."
......
The patriarch of the bear clan was only one step behind, and when he came back to his senses, there were no less than six or seven races around him, and in his perception, other races were also coming quickly, and he didn't want to provoke the anger of the crowd anymore, so he had to laugh awkwardly on the side.
More and more demon clans reported their homes to Gao Hua, which made Gao Hua's heart happy. He never thought that his name was so loud in the demon clan, and while greeting each other, his heart was even more happy, seeing that this rhythm could be accomplished.
Just when the affection between the two sides was endless, a hearty laugh came: "Hahaha. It turns out that our big supplier is here." I just received a report from a disciple in the clan, and I still don't believe it. It has been more than a year since Sect Master Gao last parted, and we met again today, and under careful observation, the cultivation has advanced so deeply, and sure enough, the hero is a young man. ”
It was Diao Bao, the patriarch of the mink clan, who came with him, and of course the patriarch of the fox clan, Da Yin, and several other elders of the two clans.
When his partner arrived, Gao Hua naturally couldn't linger on the old feelings, and hurriedly pulled out to meet him, "Gao Hua has seen the two patriarchs, and he took the liberty to come here today, and he asked the two patriarchs to be strange." ”
"When did you kid speak so politely, it seems that this year not only has your cultivation increased, but even your mouth has grown. Patriarch, this kid is a junior, why do you need to come out to greet him, you are too much to give him face. ”
Bai Li appeared at the right time, and the meaning of anger in the sentence was also obvious. It's just that this strange meaning has no effect on Boss Gao, and they still greet the rest of the elders one by one with a smile.
As the host, of course, Da Yin would not let the clansmen of other races wait for a long time, and after making some apologies, she hurriedly invited these old monsters to the clan to discuss again. So under the guidance of a group of warblers and swallows, they walked to the banquet hall that the fox and marten clans spent a lot of money to build. Where they will enjoy a unique feast, of course they will also embark on the noble thief ship.
In addition to the food, the feast is of course indispensable, with the fox and mink two tribes of the focus of the cultivation of the warbler and the swallow, after a dance, the male hormones awakened by the alcohol will naturally impact the minds of the old monsters of all races. Fortunately, everyone is a character with an identity, a head and a face, but there is no shame. After a singing and dancing performance, Gao Hua walked from Diao Bao and Da Yin to the center of the hall, where he would announce a major event that would affect the entire demon clan.
"Fellow patriarchs from the demon clan, I believe there is no need to introduce me. Since we are fortunate to meet here today, I will not hide my selfishness, boy. Everyone knows that I am a businessman, what business is, of course, what you need, what I try to provide. If you don't, you have to try my best to find it, where did the junior just come back from the ghost clan recently, you don't know where I met someone?
Gao Hua didn't sell it, first made an opening conversation about feelings, and then in the expectant eyes of everyone, he took out a pill, this pill was obtained from enlightenment, and now it is the transformation pill that the demon clan hopes to get the most.
"Boss Gao, is this the Transformation Pill?"
The elder of the bear clan saw the thing in Gao Hua's hand at a glance, and he really couldn't figure out what connection Gao Hua said about returning from the ghost clan and the transformation pill. What's more, although the Transformation Pill is not common on the market, it is still a bit bit of a race that is not much. Could it be that this kid came back from buying a large number of pills from the ghost clan, but even if this is the case, there is no need to explain the source in a grand manner.
The doubts of the elders of the bear clan are also the doubts of other races, so we don't care where you got it from, anyway, we only buy it at the market price. Of course, Gao Hua saw the doubts of various ethnic groups in his eyes, and saw a smile on the corner of his mouth, and then in front of everyone, he patted the storage ring, only to see a flash of light, and then the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.
Bang Bang .....
The sound of metal items hitting the ground startled the old monsters, and everyone was waiting for your words attentively, and then they began to rush to buy, after all, there are more monks and less porridge, how much can be grabbed. But your sister didn't say anything, she took out a metal object the size of an ordinary person, and put it down so heavily, don't you know that this is in the house, and the echo is very loud? And don't you know that some people in our clan are quite good at hearing? What should you do if you break someone's eardrum!
Of course, Gao Hua didn't want to cause public anger, and when a few demon clans were about to go crazy, he hurriedly spoke, "I believe everyone can see clearly what this is, that's right, he is the alchemy furnace that originated from my human race." What is the alchemy furnace used for? Of course, it is alchemy, and what to do with the elixir that has been practiced, of course, is to eat it.
So the question is, what am I going to do with a Dan stove? Rest assured, it will never show you how to use the Dan stove to make barbecue. In fact, these are floating clouds, and the reason why I took out the Dan Furnace is to prove to you that I am not only an excellent chef, but also an alchemist with a professional qualification.
Today we are all together, I have the honor to broadcast live for you how to alchemy, and you will also be very lucky to witness the miracle. Without further ado, please keep your eyes open and see my performance clearly, and I will tell you how the pill is made with facts. Brother Qi, don't squeeze, your eyes are relatively small, you can move forward, so as not to be unable to see clearly for a while and shout loudly to affect others. ”
After paying attention to the hamster Qi Brother, Gao Hua rolled up his sleeves, took a deep breath, and then began to pinch the runes engraved on the Dan furnace with both hands, and of course flicked into the flint from time to time to the holes inside.
Whew...
After all the lines on the Dan furnace are activated and lit, the flint begins to burn, and from time to time green smoke rises from the Dan furnace. Seeing the green smoke coming out, Gao Hua put away his trick, stood in front of the Dan furnace and uncovered the lid of the Dan furnace, and then looked inside the probe. At this moment, a stream of green smoke rushed straight to his face, and Gao Hua hurriedly retreated, and a cough came out of his mouth when he retreated.
"This...."
The faces of the audience changed abruptly, but there were a few demon cultivators who knew a little bit of superficial alchemy knowledge, but their faces were full of strangeness.
"Don't be surprised, I'm testing whether the dregs of the previous furnace have been disposed of, you demon clans are not good at alchemy, so you just need to watch carefully. Remember that you must not ask out loud when the alchemist is alchemizing, so as not to affect the normal performance of the alchemist, if you really have questions, you can write them down and ask questions after the alchemist is completed. Remember, remember. ”
Gao Hua wiped the ash off his nose and saw the strange expressions of several viewers, and then hurriedly opened his mouth to stop Brother Qi who was about to open his mouth. After some negotiation, he took a few steps back and threw out a futon, and then sat cross-legged on it. When he waved his hand again, an incense burner had appeared in his hand, and a sandalwood incense appeared in his hand with a snap of his fingers, and then he snapped his fingers and lit it and inserted it in the incense burner, and then put it behind his right hand. ”
Half an hour later, there was no more green smoke coming out of the Dan furnace, and Gao Hua opened his eyes as the temperature of the Dan furnace body came.
"Three dragons protect the ding, cover it, and the medicine enters..."
One got up, and in the dazzled eyes of the audience, Gao Hua was like a dancing god, and after closing the lid of the stove after dancing, he turned around again, returned to the futon, and closed his eyes again.
"What did you just see?"
Audience A asked the audience around him.
"I saw two fish flying on the stove and then falling into them and disappearing. ”
"If you read more books on the human race, you don't believe it, it's called fish breath grass, which is an auxiliary medicine in many pills. ”
"Oh, that's right, brother, you don't see that I'm not a tanuki, and it's normal to see me as a fish. ”
"Damn, don't tanuki eat birds as their staple food? When did you switch to fish?"
"Hey! It's hard to put into words! Times are different, we also have to make progress...."
Syllable...
A sound interrupted the transmission of the audience A and B, and saw that Gao Hua had already gotten up, and was constantly waving his hands for fear of hitting the furnace, and every time he was afraid of hitting, a puff of green smoke came out of the furnace.
"Shhhh Brother Tanuki, you said that this high boss is directly afraid of hitting the Dan furnace with his meat palm, isn't he afraid of being hot?"
"I know, you don't read as many books!"
"I.... Hey, it smells so good, I asked about the taste of my mother's food for me when I was a child, Brother Tanuki, I want to cry a little. ”
"If you want to cry, don't cry out loud, it affects Boss Gao's alchemy, in case this furnace pill is very precious, will you pay for it?"
"I..."
However, their words were interrupted again, and after another slapping sound, the two audience members hurriedly looked at each other. I saw that under Gao Hua's fear, the furnace lid flew up, and at the same time, several black irregular round objects rushed out with the furnace lid, Gao Hua hurriedly took out a jade bottle and put a few jet-black objects flying out into the bottle.
As the lid of the furnace fell back again, Gao Hua stretched out the jade bottle in his hand to the crowd, raised his hand to pull out the cap on the jade bottle, and then a scorching smell came.
"Guys, you see, it's obvious that this elixir failed, do you know why it failed? That's because I did it on purpose. I want to tell you a truth through this failure, that is, why the pill is so expensive, that is, because the alchemist does not dare to guarantee that every furnace of the pill will be successful, as the so-called rare is expensive, ten pairs of the same medicinal materials can practice seven furnaces.
The more advanced the pill, the lower the yield, and what I am refining now is the high-grade pill, so don't be surprised if I fail again, you have to cheer me up and encourage me. I'm sure I'll make it. ”
Throwing away the jade bottle in his hand, Gao Hua stood in front of the Dan furnace again, this time he did not burn incense again. After another big jump, I began to be afraid of hitting the furnace body again, unlike the last slap, this time the action was obviously faster than the last time. The furnace lid flew as scheduled, but unfortunately the pill was still jet black, but this time the jet black had begun to fade, and the second furnace pill failed.
After the furnace lid flew again, a trace of gray and white had been revealed in the black of the pill, and the third furnace failed.
The fourth furnace, the gray and white gradually increased, defeated!
In the fifth furnace, the black color has all faded, and the whole one has become grayish-white, irregular in shape, and defeated.
In the sixth furnace, the gray gradually recedes, and the shape gradually becomes round, and it fails.
In the seventh furnace, Gao Hua was already disheveled, and his eyes were bloodshot in the blur. The whole body of the pill is milky white, but it is still not round enough and defeated.
In the eighth furnace, Gao Yan did not rush to do anything, but turned back to the futon, his eyes closed and trembling slightly. After the body returned to stability, Gao Hua immediately made a movement and began to alchemy, and the eighth furnace pill started.
(High Sage Calendar: In this year, the Sage Yu Fox and Marten clans discussed alchemy with the demon clans.) During this period, the saint's refining of the seven furnaces failed. The hair is not tied, the shirt is not tied, the eyes are greasy and bloodshot, and it is to fall into the devil. After sitting cross-legged on the futon epiphany, then a finger to the sky and a finger to the ground, and then open the furnace refining, Dancheng, a total of four, round and full of crystal clear, Dan incense floats for hundreds of miles, around the beam for three days and endlessly, this Dan name is called "transformation". Afterwards, some viewers asked, "Why is it pointing to heaven and earth?" Later, the saint gave the pill to a bear, a cow, a cat and a mouse, so far the saint had to hum and laugh at the four generals. Micro buckle small scholar's note. )