Text Chapter 159 The chief of Ouchi wants to do his job!
It turns out that the perverted act of snatching corpses is actually a direct proof of merit. This made Gao Hua, who missed the feat, almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda again.
Today's work was in vain.
Gao Hua knew that without a corpse, even if it was a piece of minced meat of a Heavenly Immortal cultivator, he would not get any merit without these.
You can't go home without merit, and when she thinks of this problem, Gao Hua can't wait to punch herself to show her resentment towards herself.
Gao Hua, who ate at a celebration banquet, felt cold in his heart, when others walked into the meritorious place with a look of anticipation with a corpse or a severed limb, and then walked out with a red face, laughing and eating the celebration banquet.
Gao Hua's depressed mind reached the extreme, and he walked to a corner where no one paid attention to the tears of regret accompanied by the entrance of the wine, how could he feel that it was not a taste.
The comforting person appeared at the right time, and only then did he awaken his own ignorance.
"Brother, brother seems to be lacking in interest at this time, if you don't change places, let's have a good time. ”
The man who kissed his thigh was called Wu Yong, and God knows what his parents were thinking when they named him.
Wu Yong is a native of the Heavenly Prison Continent, and his unscrupulous parents have just come of age when they have just come of age, and they don't know where they have gone to live their own two-person world.
Without the control of his parents, Wu Yong naturally embarked on a crooked path, and practiced along the way and did a lot of robberies and robberies. This is also the reason why he was sent to Tianmen to make meritorious atonement after he was arrested, because because of his historical problems, few monks came into contact with him. Of course, now with Gao Hua, a new recruit, the problem of getting off the list has finally been perfectly solved.
On one of the streets inside the fortress, there are merchants who are not afraid of death, and there is a place for the entertainment of the front-line monks. At this time, he was in a liquor store called Drunken Life and Dream Death. The two warriors who have just successfully taken off the single are exchanging glasses and talking, of course, the list of this meal needs to be bought by recruits, after all, there is a request for people.
"Brother Wu, you started from the end of the way, and now you are in this fortress place, you have to help the younger brother in the future, the younger brother doesn't understand any rules when he first comes to the ramp, please give me some advice. ”
"Haha, Brother Gao doesn't have to be so polite. Brother, although I have a criminal record, I have never done anything that hurts the heavens and reason. Now it is very happy to atone for sins under this gate of heaven. Don't worry, brother will never let you drink soup if you have meat to eat in the future. Come, come, let's do this toast, and then we will boast......"
Gao Hua and Wu Yong were in the fortress to eat and drink the sea and drink the mountains, and the rolling that was left by the beautiful sister of Nuwa Palace began to be unstable.
Gao Hua had been away from him for more than half a month when he went to Tianmen to earn meritorious service, and as the head of the Daode Sect, it was his biggest dereliction of duty not to be optimistic about the huge resources of the sect at all times.
The idea of the national treasure is that when the sect master goes to the battlefield, he should entrust the resources of the sect to him. In this way, even if the sect master unfortunately dies in battle, he will not let the huge resources fall into the hands of outsiders. These huge resources are the capital of the sect, and any loss of any drop is a mistake in his work.
So after thinking about it again, on a dark night. Panda Man successfully escaped from prison and went to the place where he performed his duties.
Most of the black hair on his body made it easy for him to slip away in the night, and of course, in the eyes of the cultivators, the night was like the day. So the silent escapee, who thought he was leaving, melted into the darkness not long after, and a woman dressed in white and Derpy appeared at the palace gate.
"Senior sister, this shameless cat is not too late to say goodbye, why don't you fix him and let him go. ”
"Hee-hee, Derpy, you don't know that, only by putting this scourge where it should be in its place can it be used to the fullest extent possible. I have a strong premonition that this time he and his good brother will be in great trouble, this is the catastrophe of the two of them, and no one can help them. Once this incident is over, they will come to the peak of the pole, and no one will be able to stop them. The person I Ji Ling'er has a crush on, how can he become a talent without going through some hardships. ”
"Senior sister, you won't be stupid enough to think that bastard boy is your knot. As far as that kid's virtue is concerned, you will suffer. ”
"Hey...... Derpy, you don't understand the number of fate, I think I am the emperor's family, the ancestors are all using Yi to criticize life, I am a descendant, some of the fate is destined. You look down on that kid now because you don't know hexagrams, and I'm the kind that does. Derpy, after they are in trouble this time, you can send them away secretly, and I will wait for him to return. ”
"Okay, senior sister, what you said is so mysterious, this time for your sake, let's help him, I hope he is not a salted fish. ”
"That's very good, I believe senior sister, you will be grateful for this shot in the future. ”
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The news of leaving Nuwa Palace in the middle of the night spread to several bereaved families early the next morning. The plan to immediately attack Gao Hua was also stillborn, and no one wanted to provoke this hob meat, so he had to choose the opportunity to start again.
Gao Hua didn't know that he had escaped a catastrophe, and he didn't know that the panda hero had come all the way to find him, ready to supervise him.
Drunken wine can't anesthetize a monk for too long, as monks who have been there know this. The name of the liquor store is good, but it really can't make the monk like the name, and even if it does, the owner of the liquor store will not dare to do it, and a large-scale war may break out here in Tianmen anytime and anywhere. If a battle breaks out, it will be a group of drunkards with sleepy eyes and fluffy knives, and the first person to twist off the head of the angry fortress supervisor must be the owner of his liquor store.
It was rare to be in a happy mood and drunk with his fellow believers for a night, and the sky had just turned white, and the two drunks who were huddled together to keep warm opened their eyes in the barracks.
The two big men hugged and slept ambiguously for a night, and they couldn't help but shiver at each other for the two of them who were both normal.
Drinking and misconduct and promiscuity are punishments for those who open their hearts and ask for only one drunken offender.
As soon as the two big men who had hugged all night walked out of the barracks, they felt the laughter of their companions around them. No one told them how beautiful they were when they slept cuddling, and no one came to stop other people's hobbies. They are all people who live on the knife edge, who is interested in caring what others do, as long as they don't grab the corpse with themselves, who cares how you die.
Yesterday's post-war exploits have been recorded, and future exploits are still waiting to be fought for. The only thing the monk did after washing and waiting for the arrival of the aliens was to wash his body bag or storage items. When this thing is done, if the foreign tribe has not come, everyone will start to wipe their natal spirit weapons again.
War doesn't happen every day, but the monks who can't leave the fortified land, messing around or practicing are the only things they can do.
The two comrades, who had managed to avoid the ridicule of others, walked on the streets of the fortress. If there is no war today, Wu Yong will fulfill his first promise to Gao Hua - take him shopping and let him know about the fortress market.
"Brother Wu, don't care about other people's eyes, those who are clear will clear themselves. Besides, my eldest brother and I are all heart-to-heart, and sleeping together is not a shameless thing, not to mention that we are all fully clothed, and that kind of dirty thing is just their lust. ”
"Oh...... Brother Gao, it's best if you think like this, don't have other thoughts. I'm the only seedling of the Wu family, just forget about some things after they have passed, don't have a spiritual burden, it's not good for you or me......"
Wu's words made Gao Hua want to beat him up, and the ghost had other thoughts. The straight man of steel is his original intention that will never change in his life, even if the mountains are not in harmony, he can't be allowed to do things that are degrading and normal, even in the camp or prison.
Except for Wu Yong's words just now, he is still competent in being a tour guide and explaining the rules and regulations. Spit droplets at the mouth, Gao Hua heard it clearly and clearly, which made his dissatisfied senses correct again. When passing by the drunken dream liquor store, the two of them took a sip at the same time very comfortably, and then laughed and left in the murderous eyes of the owner of the liquor store.
The two impolite spitting and then laughing and running away like madmen puzzled the monks. There were even high-quality cultivators who were strongly dissatisfied with the spitting of the two, and finally under the persuasion of their companions, they gave up the idea of finding the two of them.
The two of them, who were of poor quality, finished walking through the streets, and then walked up to the fortress. As a combatant, knowing that you are defending your fortress is a must-do lesson.
Therefore, along the way, where the great powers stayed, and where they were low-level monks like them, these Wu Yong had to be explained clearly to Gao Hua, a newcomer.
The higher the level of cultivation, the monks have their own hobbies, intruding into their territory for no reason, and no one will intercede for the intruder if they are killed. This is the master, this is the treatment enjoyed by different realms, immortals and any ordinary person can peep.
Gao Hua didn't want to be beaten to death for no reason, he hadn't returned home yet, and the most important thing was that he hadn't married a wife yet. After more than twenty years of innocent body, he didn't want to be ruined in the hands of those old immortal banban, so every time Wu Yong said a forbidden place, he hurriedly used the record to mark a big red warning sign.
Not only that, but in every forbidden place, he had to confirm with Wu Yong twice repeatedly, and then he was satisfied and walked to the next place.
Wu Yong was very dissatisfied with Gao Hua's continuous confirmation, but he had short hands and short mouths. The banquet in the drunken dream wine shop was not eaten for nothing, not to mention that he finally had Gao Hua, a comrade partner. Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, and seeking truth from facts to solve the doubts of his brother is a must to be a big brother.
The fortress was very long, and it basically took half a day under the cultivation of the two of them, who were not too weak. After half a day of non-stop explanations, even Wu Yong, a strong man who is about to become a half-immortal, is talking about dry mouth.
also had a rich late lunch in Gaohua, which soothed the little heart liver that was a little sad. Wine, the two who have had a story dare not drink it again, God knows what kind of wind will blow in this fortress if the two of them get drunk again in broad daylight and behave badly in broad daylight.
Time is like a white horse, and it will not stop for the sake of whether there is a war. Another ten days passed for him to fight and kill and earn some meritorious deeds, and after Gao Hua Meizi handed over his meritorious deeds, he was caught off guard by a sudden shock in the inner world. Because he didn't expect to break through so quickly, and the most important thing is that he hadn't found the breakthrough location yet.
Rushed all the way back to the camp to find Wu Yong, and after contributing some benefits, Wu Yong, Brother Wu, got up with satisfaction and walked to the fortress street with Gao Hua, where is there a secret room for the monk to break through.
Gao Hua was in a hurry to break through, and Wu Yong took the advantage. All this was clearly seen by a pair of resentful panda eyes.
"Loser's mother's skin, you don't know how much property in the sect has been lost, you wait for the lord to see how I exercise the position of the head manager......"