The petite maid lowered her head and complained in a low voice: "Miss, even if the son returns to his original appearance, you are like this...... It's really ......."

"How is it really?" Although the strong man is strong, his voice is lolit, and he is unexpectedly a little cute.

The little maid's voice was lower: "Miss, you really should lose weight, don't you want to lose weight......

"Lose weight?!" the strong man's voice suddenly rose three degrees higher, "I'm so fat, do you ask me if I want to lose weight? I feel that after you finish saying this, you are, you are here, you are a mane monk, you are in the dark! You are imagining this sentence out of thin air, you are fabricating it out of thin air, you are speechless, you are hopeless! You are after saying this sentence, I am so fat, you, you are the deceased rest in peace, you are going all the way! You are, fool, fool, you are endless! You have no money to buy medicine, you are the brain, the mind is sick! You have a bubble in your eyes, you are Liu Neng in your mouth, do you know? You are foul language, you are to blame! You are harmful, innocent, you are a scourge to the monks! You are in a hurry, you are a dark Chen Cang! You are hopeless, you are shameless, shameless to face the Jiangdong fathers! You are like a dog, you are a stinking ......

The little maid knelt down on the spot when she was scolded: "Miss, Miss, I was wrong!

Only then did the strong man stop and gasped several times: "You bad girl, Miss Ben is so angry...... Used ...... I used what the monks had learned......"

The little maid hurriedly supported the strong man, lowered her head and leaned over: "Little ...... Miss, 'raw', 'raw'!"

When the strong man heard that the little maid dared to talk back, he said angrily: "You, you, I don't know if it's a 'monk'!" I still need to be reminded by you, I feel that after you say this, you are there, you are a manless monk ......."

Qingling moved her body step by step in front of the two of them in the form of a "big" character, and she smiled stiffly at Lin Zize: "The mortal world seems to be quite interesting......

Lin Zize couldn't cry or laugh, this kind of big scene was the first time he had seen it......

......

After paying the accommodation fee, Lin Zize and Qingling sat in the hall and waited for the meal.

As for luggage or something, hehe, people in the cultivation realm still need luggage?

Lin Zize's Qiankun sleeve bag was finally usable, and as for the storage ring on his finger, Lin Zize gave it to Qingling.

Qing Ling is not polite, space equipment is such a good thing, who doesn't prostitute in vain?

After walking for a long time, although Qingling is not tired, she has eaten more than ten years of fireworks in the world, and when she stops at first glance, she is uncomfortable, and she has not received any good treatment in Daoling Mountain, so the idea of tasting human food cannot be contained.

Lin Zize allowed her on this point, because life is nothing more than food, clothing, housing, transportation, joys, sorrows, and sorrows.

People take food as their day, and starting from this aspect may be a good starting point.

Due to the lack of funds for the event, Lin Zize only ordered a few side dishes.

The side dishes didn't taste very good, they were a little salty, Lin Zize ate a few bites and put away the chopsticks, but Qing Ling didn't dislike it very much, and feasted on it.

This is beyond Lin Zize's expectations, when did this girl become unpicky? Or maybe this girl was already heavy on taste?

Seeing that Qing Ling burped with satisfaction, Lin Zize stretched out his hand and called the inn guy: "Little brother, is there anything interesting in this Han Ze town recently?"

"Interesting? I don't know what the guest officer means by interesting?" There is a huge flow of tourists in Han Ze Town, and most of the people who come here are with the purpose of making a fortune. The innkeepers had met all kinds of guests, and they had been asked about many things, but most of them were for utilitarian purposes and sought business opportunities from the minutiae, and Lin Zize was the first person he had ever seen in Han Zezhen who came here to listen to jokes.

"Oh, here is a writer who walks the world, and I hope to listen to some interesting rumors in this Han Ze Town and inspire it. After finishing speaking, Lin Zize added, "Bizarre, weird, or something that is going to happen in the near future can be." ”

The guy nodded: "If the guest officer says so, I will understand." Well, I really have two things to talk about. But ......."

Even if Lin Zize basically has no resume in walking the rivers and lakes, he also knows that the guy is going to be rewarded.

Taking out two coins of silver from his sleeve, Lin Zize asked with a smile, "Can the little brother talk now?"

The guy hurriedly put the money into his cuffs, he saw that Lin Zize was not dressed well, but he didn't expect that there would be two coins for the silver reward, so he smiled with his eyebrows: "Naturally! Naturally, well, if you want to talk about a big deal...... Well, the Treasure Pavilion in Beicheng will hold an auction in two days, and it is said that there will be a lot of good treasures in this auction, and there will be a lot of rich people at that time......"

"Treasure Chamber?"

"Oh, that's a local auction house, and he has been making a living in recent years, and the pavilion master seems to be very capable, and he respects him for three points...... If the guest officer wants to buy or sell something, he must go somewhere! The price is very fair!"

"I can take a look when I have time...... So what's the other thing?"

The guy stopped cleaning up the dinner plate and sat next to Lin Zize: "This matter has been talked about for many years, and the truth is still unclear if it is not a local." But this thing is funny, bizarre, and even weirder, and it's impossible to think about it now!"

Lin Zize's eyes lit up, and he poured a cup of tea for the guy: "Tell me quickly." ”

The guy took the teacup and drank it in one gulp: "Let's go back to this, if you want to go back to it, I'm afraid you have to go back to more than ten years ago......"

It turned out that the process of abolishing the agricultural builder in Han Zezhen at that time was not so simple, and it was subject to unimaginable resistance, but at this time, fortunately, a businessman surnamed Bai came to the aid and provided enough financial support, which survived the most difficult time.

Later, the merchant surnamed Bai married the lord of the castle as a brother with a different surname, and his daughter was also betrothed to the son of the lord of the castle.

The relationship between the two juniors is also very good. The boy is handsome and chic, the girl is gentle and pretty, the two are childhood sweethearts, and the two have no guesses, and there is no bloody plot during the period, which is rumored to be a good story in Han Zezhen.

But just three or four years ago, the girl suddenly had a serious illness and almost died.

The boy frantically consulted the famous doctor, but was told that there was no cure, until a wizard appeared.

The wizard told the boy that the girl could only be saved if he found an extremely precious medicinal herb.

It was hard to find, but miraculously, the boy did find it.

Later, the girl survived, but ......

It seems that because the herb itself is highly poisonous, the girl's body shape has changed greatly because of this poison, and her originally petite figure looks like an adult man.

And the boy's "sexuality" changed greatly, and since then he has been wearing heavy makeup and glamorous, and he has become interested in men......

Speaking of this, the guy is still unsatisfied, if it weren't for the shopkeeper to call him away, he would have to have another thousand words of emotion.

Lin Zize laughed and laughed, if he hadn't seen the hero and heroine of the story with his own eyes, the credibility of this story was really not very good.

But it's really funny and weird......

Lin Zize shook his head and chuckled twice, and was about to take a sip of tea, but found that Qing Ling's two shining eyes were looking at him brightly.

"What's wrong, coveting my beauty?" Lin Zize said poorly.

"Bah, it's just you, no one wants to pay for meat!" Qing Ling laughed twice, "Na, in this case, you can give me some silver, and this girl can also tell you a few things." ”

Lin Zize helplessly supported his forehead, he suddenly had an idea, smiled and scanned Qing Ling from top to bottom, and his smile gradually changed with his gaze, and finally fixed his gaze on her delicate body: "You say this, hehe, I really want to know something!"

Qing Lingqiao's face flushed, and she hurriedly protected her chest: "Dead thief, it's not good to be around!"

Lin Zize sighed: "Am I so superficial? I just want to ask you how many patches there are on this dress!"