Chapter 102: Tang Seng is a straight man of steel
Tang Seng not only had to eat meat, but also drank wine.
This kid is bad at learning!
However, it was in the arms of Sun Xiaosheng.
He immediately untied the wine gourd on his waist and threw it to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng couldn't wait to open it and sniff it.
The fair-skinned and handsome face suddenly appeared red.
I got drunk before I even drank it.
"Gollum!"
Tang Seng poured a big mouthful.
"Hah!"
"Good wine!"
He sighed.
Growing this big, he'd never drunk before.
It turns out that the wine is so delicious, and the past life is really boring and boring!
Seeing this, Sun Xiaosheng took advantage of the victory to pursue, and threw Tang Seng a chicken leg.
Tang Seng also did not refuse to come, nibbling on chicken legs while drinking a big gulp.
It's like a wine and meat monk.
At this time, the five directions in the heavens were all stupid.
"What is this doing?"
"How can he drink wine and eat meat!"
"The journey to the west has just begun, and he can't resist the temptation, what can he do in the future!"
"It's hateful, we can't take the initiative to show up, we can only report to my Buddha!"
Wufang revealed that he hated iron but not steel, and he couldn't wait to arrest Tang Seng and beat him up.
above the earth.
Sun Xiaosheng looked up at the clouds and grinned.
He naturally knew that the Five Directions Jiedi was spying on Tang Seng.
But he didn't care.
Drinking wine and eating meat is just an appetizer for plotting against Tang Seng.
His real purpose was to make Tang Seng give up going to Tianzhu.
"Little monk, do you know that the road to the west is full of trials, do you have the confidence to resist all temptations?"
Sun Xiaosheng asked lazily.
"Of course!"
Tang Seng blushed and said drunkly:
"The little monk has lived in Jinshan Temple since he was a child, and he yearns for Buddhism. ”
"The direction of the little monk's life in this life is to obtain the true scriptures and transform the world. ”
"If you can't realize your wish, you won't return to Datang until you die!"
Tang Seng said that if it is good, it is persistent, and if it is not good, it is a tendon.
He himself is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he has a yearning for Buddhism from the soul.
It can't be easily shaken.
However, it is not entirely impossible.
At least the meat ring will be broken easily!
"Well, since you are so determined, the old man will test you for the Buddha. ”
Sun Xiaosheng smiled and had an idea in his heart.
"No problem. ”
Tang Seng patted his chest and said with confidence.
As soon as the words fell, Sun Xiaosheng suddenly jumped up, jumped on the white horse, and led Tang Seng straight to the nearby city.
"Where is the old monk going to take Tang Seng?"
"Could it be that he is also a youkai change?"
"Go and monitor, don't let Tang Seng have an accident!"
The five parties followed all the way until the two of them rushed into the city.
Then, the white horse stopped in front of an ancient building that was brightly lit.
"Yihongyuan!"
The five parties are stupid.
So what is the old monk going to do?
"Yo, what a handsome little monk. ”
The old bustard twisted the waist of the water snake and greeted him.
"Amitabha!"
Tang Seng clasped his hands together and was unmoved.
He is a high monk, how can the vulgar fat and vulgar powder in the mortal world make him move his mortal heart.
"Serve the wine, serve the food, and call us the best girl in your family. ”
Sun Xiaosheng shouted.
Although he has never been to Yihong Courtyard, he has never eaten pork, and he has also seen pigs run, who wouldn't draw a scoop according to the gourd!
After speaking, Sun Xiaosheng threw an ingot of gold to the bustard, which was a hundred taels.
Suddenly, the old bustard's eyes lit up with golden light.
"No problem!"
The old bustard said happily.
Immediately, people surrounded Tang Seng and Sun Xiaosheng and walked to Yihong Courtyard.
"Amitabha!"
Tang Seng obviously resisted, but he couldn't stand the push of a group of beauties.
"Little monk, aren't you going to be tested?"
"The test of the color ring is indispensable on the road to the west, and the old man is helping you warm up. ”
Sun Xiaosheng said with a smile.
"I see, the seniors have a heart. ”
Tang Seng did not doubt that he had his way.
simply stopped resisting, and let a bunch of warblers and warblers wander around him, but he was not moved at all.
"Whew!"
"It's not a golden cicada, and the concentration is really profound. ”
"I'm worried about nothing, and I believe that the golden cicada will be able to keep the Buddha's heart. ”
The five parties breathed a sigh of relief and showed a smile of relief.
After a while, the food and drinks were served.
Tang Seng immediately opened his eyes and stared directly at the delicious food on the table.
"Eat, but don't forget that the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart. ”
Sun Xiaosheng said earnestly.
"Follow the teachings of your predecessors!"
"Amitabha, the little monk has started!"
Tang Seng couldn't wait to eat meat and drink a lot.
A large group of people in Yihong Courtyard looked over with shocked eyes.
Monks who drink wine and eat meat are rare.
"Hehe, it turned out to be a gluttonous monk. ”
"I'm still pretending to be here with my mother, pretending to be Nima!"
The old bustard said disdainfully.
After deciding that Tang Seng was not a serious monk, the old bustard immediately hinted that the girls should increase their efforts.
In any case, we must take down Tang Seng, a handsome little monk.
Sun Xiaosheng on the side can see it.
Yihongyuan's gang of rouge fans can't take Tang Seng at all.
After simply getting drunk, the body of a boy who broke Tang Seng will definitely be stopped by the five directions.
After all, it wasn't Tang Seng's will.
"It seems that we have to think of another way to make Tang Seng break the color ring. ”
Sun Xiaosheng touched his chin and pondered.
In the original plot, Tang Seng has not touched his mortal heart, especially his daughter's country.
Tang Seng almost married the king of his daughter's country.
was inserted by the scorpion essence and ended this friendship.
Datang is thousands of miles away from Xiliang, even if Sun Xiaosheng can use his magic power to take Tang Seng to his daughter's country.
But Tang Seng may not agree.
"It seems that this matter can only be discussed in the long run. ”
Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help but be disappointed.
After being full of wine and food, Tang Seng fell asleep on the dining table drunkenly.
"This ...... Do you want to serve this little monk to sleep?"
The old bustard looked at Sun Xiaosheng and asked.
"Forget it. ”
Sun Xiaosheng waved his hand, and he could sense that the Five Directions Revelation was staring at Yihong Courtyard.
I'm afraid that those girls haven't done anything to Tang Seng yet, and this Yihong Courtyard has been razed to the ground.
He came to plot against Tang Seng, not to harm others.
"Prepare two bedrooms, don't want girls, let's rest for the night and leave. ”
Sun Xiaosheng gave a brief explanation, and then carried Tang Seng upstairs.
Although Tang Seng failed to break the color ring, the meat ring was completely broken.
After tasting the good taste of wine and meat, Tang Seng is afraid that he will not be able to face vegetarian food at all.
Since the color ring can't be broken for the time being, then try the killing ring.
Sun Xiaosheng was lying on the bed, and the original plot of Journey to the West came to mind.
Originally, before the Guanyin Monastery, there were six thieves who were killed by Sun Wukong.
It is also the first time that there is a rift between Sun Wukong and Tang Seng.
But Tang Seng was in a hurry to run for his life when he left Chang'an, and he never rested in the farmhouse at all.
"That's a good opportunity!"
Sun Xiaosheng grinned.
Didn't Tang Seng pity the six thieves and resent Sun Wukong for beating the six thieves to death?
Then Sun Xiaosheng let Tang Seng have a good look at the sinister nature of the human heart, and made him completely doubt life.