Fan Wu felt that the fat man was talking to himself, but out of caution, he didn't answer, just looked at the fat man with puzzled eyes.

"What about talking to you, still not getting out of the way? I'm going to be polite. ”

"You're sick, aren't you?"

"Miss, I'm not talking to you, don't you talk to you, okay?"

"You...... Neurotic!"

The beautiful woman next to her angrily moved to the single seat on the other side, put on headphones, and didn't bother to listen to the dead fat man continue to speak.

Fortunately, there is no one else in the first class today, otherwise it is estimated that this dead fat man who does not know how to pity flowers and jades will be scolded to death.

Fan Wu now has such an idea, it takes more than 20 hours to fly to Mexico, and he finally let a fat man mix it up next to a beautiful woman.

"You're talking to me, what the hell can you?"

"Definitely, do you want to talk to that vulgar fan?"

After the beauty left, the fat man didn't seem to mind Fan Wu occupying a seat, so he sat on the vacant seat of the beauty and replied.

"Vulgar powder, such a beautiful woman, are you blind?"

"You're blind, this woman doesn't look good at all. ”

"You don't think you look good with such a fair-skinned and beautiful beauty with a hot body?"

"Well,* and the ass are okay, but the figure, appearance and skin are a little different, alas, it's a pity! ”

Fan Wu looked at him like an idiot.

"And what should your so-called affair look like?"

"Big hands, big feet, big head, thick neck, thick arms, thick legs, healthy skin. ”

According to the fat man's description, Fan Wu thought about it carefully.

"Damn, aren't you just saying that the big black fat girl is over?"

"What's your expression?

"No, no, your hobby is quite chic. ”

"Yes, my master said the same thing, you are good, you actually think the same as my master, make a friend, my name is Zhu Xiucai. ”

"Pig ...... Zhu Xiucai?"

Fan Wu thought to himself where this guy looked like a showman, and the pig was right.

"Hello, my name is Fan Wu. ”

"Oh, Brother Wu, are you going to Mexico too? Don't you know that it's not safe over there now? You can easily be killed by foreign devils over there when you were alone in the past. ”

That's right, Fan Wu was led astray by the fat man's powerful 'aura', and now he remembers that he is a ghost, and the fat man is a human, why did he talk about it inexplicably, and made friends?

"Let's not talk about anything else, Xiucai, can you see ghosts?

"Of course, I have been able to see ghosts since I was a child, and ghosts are the same as people, so I am not afraid if I see too much. ”

"Do you have yin and yang eyes?"

"Yes, the master said that I was born with different pupils, which is what you call yin and yang eyes. ”

Fan Wu looked at the fat man's honest face, it didn't look like a lie, he didn't pay attention to it just now, but now take a closer look at the fat man's two pupils are not the same color.

"Then it's no wonder, what are you going to Mexico for, tourism or business?"

"Count the business trip, the master said that I have no interest, let me go over there to try my luck, and by the way, exercise to lose weight. ”

Fan Wu thought to himself, your body shape is going to be exercised.

"Then your master is very good to you, and he also let you travel in first class, which is very rich. ”

"I don't know if the master has any money, but he said that he doesn't know when he will go to see the ancestor in our business, so he should enjoy everything he should enjoy. ”

"What industry are you?"

"Those who watch the yin are those who hunt ghosts. ”

"Ghost hunter, then you're still friends with me, don't you catch me?"

Fan Wu felt that his head was not enough, and he actually became friends with a ghost hunter.

"The master said that ghosts, like people, are all part of this world, but they exist in different forms, and there are so many ghosts in the world, where can we catch them? ”

"Then you really know I'm not a demon?"

"Intuitively, you're not. ”

"Then how do you tell if the other person is a demon or not?"

"Intuition. ”

"Well, you're right, I'm a good ghost. Fan Wu didn't bother to continue the topic.

"What did you just say was going to happen in Mexico? Does it have anything to do with your business trip?"

"There is a problem with the ghost gate over there, I heard that a group of hungry ghosts have escaped from hell, and the master asked me to go there for one purpose, to kill ghosts. ”

Speaking of the problem of Mexico, the fat man Xiucai reversed his honest demeanor, and his eyes flashed with a hint of sharpness.

"Brother Wu, if there is nothing special, don't go to Mexico this time, it's really dangerous for you to go there now, the hungry ghosts of hell have come to the world, and people and ghosts are their supplements and targets. ”

"You can leave now while the plane has just taken off. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not going to be killed that easily, and I used to have important things to do, I had to go, and if I didn't, I would recover and get off the plane. ”

"Restore your body? Do you want to possess it? They are useless and you can see at a glance, and I will not allow you to harm people for no reason. ”

"I didn't say possessed, I have a body myself, but I don't have a passport so I have a soul on board. ”

For some reason, although he felt that he was wonderful, Fan Wu had a special trust in this Xiucai who met in Pingshui.

Briefly told the fat man about the situation and the current situation of his backdoor return, and after speaking, he took advantage of the flight attendant's inattention to go to the bathroom to restore the image of the blind man.

Although when he came back to sit down, the first-class flight attendant wondered why there was suddenly another person, but the fat man said that he had just met an elder on the same plane, so he invited him to sit together.

Coupled with the fat man's unkind attitude towards the "ugly girl", the flight attendant didn't dare to offend the first-class guests, anyway, no one complained, so upgrade the cabin, and if you don't see it, you don't see it when you close your eyes.

After the stewardess left, the fat man said to Fan Wu very happily:

"It turns out that you are talking about Uncle Zhang, then it is even more no problem, since Uncle Zhang is relieved to hand over his body to you, it proves that you are definitely a good person. ”

"Mr. Zhang is your uncle?"

Fan Wu suddenly felt that this world was so small, could he meet relatives?

"yes, he taught me. ”

"Oh, although Elder Zhang gave me his body, I don't really know much about him, since he is your uncle, then you tell me. ”

"I don't know much about Uncle Shi, but I ...... him five years ago."

In this way, it is amazing that the two of them started the topic of Uncle Shi at first sight, and they chatted all over the world, and when they were tired of chatting, they went to sleep, and when they woke up, they continued to chat, intermittently, Fan Wu knew more about the fat man.

It turned out that the fat man was an orphan like Fan Wu, and he lived with his master in a small Taoist temple in the south since he was a child, and according to the master, he was picked up in a cemetery when he was still a baby.

After being sensible, the master gave the name Zhu Xiucai, saying that he hoped that he would be beautiful and talented, as for why his surname was Zhu, the fat man had not been able to ask the reason so far, and he probably thought about it casually.

The master's name is Zhang Wudao, who claims to be a descendant of Maoshan and a ghost hunter, and has taken Xiao Xiucai to hunt ghosts everywhere since he was a child.

He told Xiao Xiucai that the duty of the Maoshan heirs is to do the way for heaven and help people eliminate disasters and solve problems, so after each walk, Xiao Xiucai saw that the master only accepted a note from the other party, and never said that he wanted any gold and silver treasures.

At that time, I thought that the master was really a god, and at the age of 14, he learned to become a teacher, and only after the first time he did the work for the master did he know that the note was called a check.

Since then, he has understood the true meaning of breaking wealth and preventing disasters, and has quickly grown into an excellent Maoshan heir.

Five years ago, the master and apprentice met Zhang Blind when they passed by Duancheng, and the two elders hit it off at first sight, learned from each other in civil and military affairs, and finally became brothers, so Xiucai naturally called Zhang Blind Uncle.

Zhang Blind and Xiucai, who was under 18 years old at the time, also fell in love, saying that he was a southerner and a northerner, and he would have great achievements in the future, but he was simple-minded and easy to suffer, so he taught him a lot of skills in watching people.

Although the fat man couldn't figure out how the blind uncle viewed people, it didn't prevent him from liking to be close to this kind elder.

So when I saw that Fan Wu was actually using Zhang Lao's body, I immediately felt a little closer to him, and even said everything about this mission without concealment.

Mexico is located in the southern part of the North American continent and is one of the ancient cultural centers of the Indians, and the world-famous Mayan culture, Toltec culture and Aztec culture were all created by the Mexican Indians.

It is bordered by the United States to the north, Guatemala and Belize to the southeast, the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea to the south, and the Pacific Ocean to the southwest.

One of the world's nine ghost gates is located in the center of the Gulf of Mexico, and it is said that when the ghost gate was closed this year, the gatekeepers were ambushed and killed by the ghost king of the Moth Clan, the largest ghost clan in Mexico.

By the time Hell found out about the problem and sent people to guard again, more than half a month had passed, and a large number of hungry ghosts of various races had escaped from Hell and came to the world to cause trouble.

Originally, this was the Western sect's own business, and it would not and did not need the Eastern sect to intervene, but Zhang Wudao counted his fingers and told the fat man that this was a life and death calamity related to him, but it should not be.

If not, it will be ordinary for life, and the greatest achievement will stop at the descendants of Maoshan.

Yes, life and death are uncertain, but if you don't die, the rest of your life will be wonderful and there will be great achievements.

The fat man thought about it again and again, and finally felt that he still wanted to be exciting, so he asked the master and decided to fight once.

The master did not stop him, and gave him four words before leaving: "If it is dark, it will follow".

"When it's dark, follow it, what do you mean?" Fan Wu couldn't help but ask while eating the plane meal he had just taken.

"Who knows, maybe it's just his old man's casual remark, or maybe he knows that I like black girls, so I can be casual when I meet black girls. ”

Seeing the fat man talking serious nonsense while eating, Fan Wu's eyes were about to roll over his head, and he was about to complain about him, when the fat man suddenly buried his head and approached Fan Wu and said:

"Brother Wu, let me tell you a secret. ”

"What's the secret?"

"I have a special physique, and I will go to bed immediately when I am full, so the master stipulates that I should not eat very full at every meal. ”

Fan Wu pursed his lips.

"I have a secret for you. ”

"Okay, what's it?"

"I'll pull when I'm done, and I'll sleep when I'm sleepy. ”

"It's different, I'm drowsy, I can't control it, and I can't wake up, I have to wait for me to wake up naturally. ”

"Xiucai, what do you mean?" Fan Wu had an ominous premonition.

"Hehe, Brother Wu is embarrassed, I had a happy chat today, and I was too full before I knew it, so I might want you to take care of me when I get to the airport, it's not too big, just find a place to sleep for me." ”

Fan Wu looked at the stack of lunch boxes on the fat man's table, and then looked at his body shape and was directly speechless.

"Fat man, you mean it, I can't carry you, so you must not sleep, you know? Fat man, fat man, ......"

I went and really fell asleep.

Fan Wugang wanted to slap him twice to see if he was pretending to be asleep.

The stewardess came over at this time.

"Two gentlemen, because there is a thunderstorm over Mexico ahead, the plane will be a little turbulent, please put away the small table and fasten the safety ......"

Before he finished speaking, Fan Wu heard a loud bang and felt the entire plane shake violently.

The sirens in the cabin beeped, and a huge suction force was felt coming from the rear of the plane, and the whole body was pulled backwards and pressed against the seat.

If it weren't for the seat blocking, it is estimated that it would be sucked to the back in an instant, and the flight attendant just now now doesn't know which person flew into the arms of the economy class.

Fan Wu hurriedly buckled his seat belt, and saw that the fat man next to him was not as embarrassed as him.

The fat man has been wearing a seat belt since he sat down on the plane, except for going to the toilet, he has never let go of it, and his weight is there, and he seems to be sleeping quite comfortably.

Fan Wu slapped the fat man's shoulder with a black line on his face.

"Fatty, fat, Xiucai, Zhu Xiucai, eat......"

Not only did the fat man not wake up, but the sound of snoring came out.

At this time, I heard a large crying and screaming from behind, and I felt that the suction was getting bigger and bigger, although I couldn't see the specific situation, but Fan Wu, who had watched a lot of air crash movies, estimated that there should be a hole in the tail of the aircraft.

Under the pull of the air, the hole may be getting bigger and bigger now, so it will suck everything to the back, and even the beautiful woman next to her is nowhere to be found, and it is estimated that she flew out of the cabin directly.

Slowly, the crying behind was gone, and in addition to the sound of the siren, there was only the howling of the wind, and it was estimated that the people behind either flew away or fainted.

Fan Wu tried several times to restore his soul body, but he didn't know if the high air pressure was too high or for some reason, and the soul couldn't come out.

Then there is no way, I can only resign myself to fate, but unfortunately I encountered a plane crash on my first plane abroad, I hope it will not destroy Zhang Lao's body.

Fan Wu, whose soul was separated from his body, also fainted under high pressure.

After Fan Wu fell unconscious, several explosions continued in the tail section, and the plane spun and fell into the Gulf of Mexico.

That night, in a Taoist temple far away in the south of China, Zhang Wudao, who was having dinner, saw a report about the air crash on the TV news, put down his dishes and chopsticks, and lit a cigarette.

He took a deep breath and said, "Let's go, let's go after smoking." ”

"Grass! Such a big mall actually sells fake cigarettes!"