I'm afraid, I'm scared to death!

I met a ghost just after the soul passed through, is there such a decay as me?

Yi Yun didn't dare to move, letting this ghost keep close to his body, and even could smell the foul smell coming from the ghost's mouth, the smell made his stomach swell a little, and finally his throat surged, and he forcibly swallowed the surge.

Hell, you're going to be scared.

But the reason why Yi Yun didn't shout out was because when the ghost pretended to be his scholar, when he was talking about the terrifying appearance of the ghost, he had already aroused his suspicion and had a little psychological preparation.

In a place where there are rumors of hauntings, the horror of ghosts is told in such detail and appearance, and there is only one explanation for this situation, and that is to deliberately try to scare yourself.

But a scholar, dare to scare his own young master?

Although I don't know which dynasty I am in, the difference between master and servant will definitely not become, and the next person decides that he will not dare to scare the master.

With this guess, Yi Yun was on guard, so when he saw the picture of the scholar talking in front of him and grabbing his scalp at the same time, he couldn't help but not scream.

While forcibly suppressing his fear, his mind was also spinning rapidly.

Why is this ghost teasing himself?

I'm unconscious, if this ghost wants to hurt himself, just kill himself, why wake yourself up, take a step back and say, even if this ghost has a bad taste, and wants to wake himself up and kill himself, but what do you want to scare yourself?

Out of fun?

Yi Yun thought of a story of an ancient scholar and a ghost he had once seen.

In ancient times, there was a scholar who went to Beijing to take the exam, because his body was not entangled enough, and finally found the cheapest room in the inn, the reason why this room was cheap was because a woman had hanged herself in the room, and then the people who lived there were rumors of haunting, and no one dared to live in this room after that.

The scholar was not afraid, lived in this room, and when he read until midnight, the door of the room was opened, and a woman walked in with a red silk, and the woman came in and did not speak to the scholar, but directly hung the red silk on the beam of the house, tied a knot, and then stretched out his neck and put it in, kicked the stool off, and committed suicide.

The scholar saw the scene of the woman hanging herself, not only was she not afraid, but she was quite interested, and the woman was a little bored when she saw that the scholar was not afraid, and the person got down from the red silk, threw the red silk at the scholar's feet and said, "You can also come and play." ”

Hearing the woman's words, the scholar did not refuse, but smiled and nodded, and then stretched out his foot and put it into the red silk suit.

Seeing this, the woman hurriedly shouted, "Sir, you are mistaken. ”

The scholar smiled and replied to the woman, "It's not that I'm wrong, it's you who are wrong, that's why you are today." ”

The woman was stunned after hearing the scholar's words, but the next moment it was Taotao crying, and the scholar did not persuade her, and after a long time, the woman stopped crying, bowed respectfully to the scholar, and then disappeared.

When Yi Yun saw this story for the first time, he only thought that this scholar was a master of mouthpieces, but thinking of this story at this moment inspired him.

Ghost, why scare yourself, why don't you just do it?

There may be a reason for the bad taste, but it is definitely not the most fundamental reason.

What happens when a person encounters a ghost?

Killed by ghosts, scared by ghosts......

If this ghost doesn't have the ability to kill himself, he can only scare himself to death through fear?

If there is a guess, then it is necessary to be bold to verify.

How to verify?

rushed up and punched and slapped this ghost, and told him, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you?

But if it's wrong, it's a dead end.

Don't want milk tea, want bobo.

Phew, don't be impulsive and be calm.

Martial arts is not good, it can only be cultural fighting.

"Born human, I'm sorry. Yi Yun had a sincere expression on his face and suddenly spoke.

The ghost was stunned for a moment, and a pair of blood beads trembled, a little unclear.

"Xiao Sheng has long heard that there are haunted rumors on the mountain, this time I went up the mountain to find the girl you, I know that the girl, your soul stays in this mountain, there must be grievances, Xiao Sheng is willing to avenge the girl. ”

I've never eaten pork, and I've never seen a pig run.

Although Yi Yun has never encountered ghosts before, the ghost stories that have been circulated among the people for so many years all mention that ordinary people will become ghosts and stay in the yang world after death, that is, they have grievances before death, and the soul is unwilling to return to the underworld.

The ghost in front of you should be like this.

"I have a grievance in my heart, do you know why I died?"

"Victimized. Yi Yun replied firmly.

The ghost was silent for a moment, and then he spoke: "I am Yanghe Li, because my husband has been out for a long time, I am not willing to be lonely, and I have a private date with the butcher of the same village here. ”

With that, the ghost turned around, revealing a bloody triangular hole under his thigh.

The corners of Yi Yun's mouth twitched: I'm afraid it's not a poisonous snake, this is a giant python, and it was bitten through directly.

The starry sky was still so bright, Yi Yun looked at the female ghost, and the female ghost looked at Yi Yun, and they were speechless for a while.

This doesn't play according to the routine.

Yi Yun blinked, in his original idea, he pretended to be a scholar with a bold sense of justice, knowing that there were unjust ghosts here, he deliberately came to find ghosts, listen to the grievances of ghosts, and make his image more lofty, and at the same time make this ghost less murderous towards himself.

"I am sorry to be human", this sentence is foreshadowing.

You see, you were killed, and I am humiliated because I am as human as they are.

But now he can't say a lot of words he has prepared, this female ghost deserves to die, stealing people and being bitten to death by poisonous snakes, anyone will clap their hands and applaud, as for grievances, there is a fart grievance.

"You say I have a grievance, where does my grievance come from?" the female ghost rolled her eyes, picked one off, put it in her mouth and chewed it like a candy.

Where did it come from, peeking out of your thigh holes!

Yi Yun rolled his eyes in his heart, but said on his lips: "That poisonous snake killed you, this is your grievance, I think that the poisonous snake has also been killed by you......"

"The viper is not dead, and I can't kill it. ”

The female ghost's answer made Yi Yun pause, the more he felt that his guess was correct, the female ghost in front of him actually only had the ability to be scary, and she couldn't really hurt people at all, otherwise how could she let go of the poisonous snake that killed her.

You can't kill a poisonous snake, you are better than a snake.

Thinking of this, Yi Yun's originally bowed body straightened, his eyes flashed with the light of justice at this moment, and he shouted loudly and scolded:

"You slut, since you are a wife, you should abide by women's morality, teach your husband and children, and support the old and young, so that you can be worthy of your husband's employment of three books and six rites, not to work, not to be lonely, to cheat on others, to be ashamed of the grace of parents' education, and to be ashamed of the husband's employment. ”

"It's a person like you, the poisonous snake swallowed and fell off the cliff and died, it is already a blessing from God, if not, once the East Window incident happens, what face do your parents have to face the neighbors, the reputation of the daughter of the clan is affected by you, it is difficult to find a good match, and the children of the family have been pointed out by their husband's relatives since then, and it is difficult to raise their heads for the rest of their lives. ”

"If I were you, I should thank the poisonous snake and save you from the East Window incident, and I should be even more remorseful, go to the underworld to repent sincerely, and dare to stay in this yang world to do evil, don't I think that Lang Lang Qiankun is easy to deceive!"

Yi Yun's scolding is called a cheerful, telling you to scare Lao Tzu before, how scared Lao Tzu was before, how ruthless he is scolding you now.

"Disloyalty, unfilial piety, shamelessness, water-based poplar disciples, only hate me for not being a judge in the underworld, otherwise you will be sentenced to enter the oil pot knife mountain, and then peel the skin and cramp, hang on the iron tree, and suffer the punishment of the knife and axe. ”

In the long pavilion, the scholar's voice shook the sky, covering the sound of insects and birds for a while, like thunder, but the female ghost's figure was trembling.

What Yi Yun didn't notice was that when he was scolding, there was a stone floating quietly three inches above his head, if he could see it, he would find that this stone was exactly the same as the stone he grabbed from the grass when he stumbled in Taishan.

"Although the scholar is weak, he is willing to carry a three-foot sword and kill you, a brazen ghost!"

Call!

When Yi Yun was righteously speaking, the female ghost's eyes were always staring at the stone above his head, with a look of horror in her eyes, and after Yi Yun finished scolding, the figure suddenly disappeared.

"Is this scolded by me, or is the soul of being scolded directly by me scattered?"

The female ghost disappeared, Yi Yun himself was stunned for a moment, and then ecstatic, it seems that the ghost is not as terrible as he imagined.

In ancient times, Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, and today I am Yi Yunyu to kill evil ghosts.

"It's fine if this female ghost is scolded to death by me, but if she is just scolded away, but maybe she will return after a while, I have to hurry up and go down the mountain. Muttering in his heart, Yi Yun did not hesitate, and hurriedly walked down the mountain by the moonlight.

And just as Yi Yun left the pavilion and walked down the mountain road, in the grass on the edge of the pavilion, there was a rustling sound, and the next moment a green snake more than three meters long crawled out of it with a snake hyacinth, and the pair of green eyes on the head of the triangular snake stared at Yi Yun's disappearing back, flashing with a certain different color.

PS: New book, ask for recommendations, ask for collections, ask for rewards, this book won't have so many restrictions, and Jiudeng can write freely.