Before Gao Hua left the earth, he saw a video on the Internet, which was about an uncle who looked like Uncle Ying dancing and playing limbs, which was very funny. But the evaluation of netizens is more classic, and one of the netizens' evaluation is "God gave you a face to eliminate demons and subdue demons, but you used it to pretend to be a ghost." It was even more vivid in his memory. What he didn't expect was that today, he actually saw a better talent.

Gao Hua can't remember who the performer is in the audition, but this person's appearance is definitely the most perfect appearance he has ever seen in his memory. Dressed in red and dancing, mysterious dance steps, fair complexion, no matter how you look at it, she is a peerless beauty, and when she dances, when he is still intoxicated by the beauty's face, a rough male voice sounded in the venue.

"Several judges seniors, the following is from the Thai Demon Galaxy, the dance I performed just now is the traditional dance of our galaxy, and it is also one of my unique skills, if I am selected, I will dedicate my personal strengths to a few more, as long as you let me enter the semi-finals, I am willing to promise you anything, and ask a few judges to give me a chance. ”

Under Gao Hua's repeated inquiries, after confirming that the beautiful woman in front of him was definitely a genuine man, he almost couldn't help but spit out all the pills he had taken yesterday. How to say that he is also a social little man with a normal orientation, thinking of the fantasy picture just now, he was full of coldness. Do you want to do this? As a person with the potential to become a little fresh meat, you don't want to deceive the fans, why bother to come here to hurt my innocent feelings, I hate you to death! The red light must be red, and your lifetime driver's license will be revoked, pseudo-lady, your old driver is driving the wrong car! We don't go by the way.

Who knew that looking at the red light in front of him, the puppet old driver quit, and immediately fell to the ground and rolled, dressed in red, accompanied by the man's cry. It turned Gao Hua's stomach upside down, and he finally pressed down the salt soda in his mouth, but he didn't dare to step forward to help, so he had to say helplessly: "Mr. Jiao, please get up and speak, why do you want to be that woman?"

Hearing Gao Hua speak, a graceful carp stood up, and then saluted with a standard woman's etiquette and said: "I lost my temper at the next moment just now, which made the judges laugh, but I have liked to dress up as a woman since I was a child, but I am very distressed as a man." That's why when the assistant came to our galaxy for selection, I didn't hesitate to come here, thinking that after coming here, I had an opportunity to become a daughter, but I still haven't found a way after so many years. I don't hear that Boss Gao has a lot of knowledge and ideas, so I came here to ask for help, and I also asked Boss Gao to fulfill it. ”

Gao Hua was speechless when he heard Jiao Tao say this, how come there are people who want to change sex everywhere, I have the way, but I don't have the experience of sex reassignment surgery! But looking at the current situation, if there is no explanation, it will really not end well. Besides, there are so many beautiful cuties here today, if you don't shake your own style, won't you smash your own signboard, it seems that you have to borrow Old Man Jin's signboard again. Gao Hua, who had an idea, raised his head and spoke: "Mr. Jiao, thank you for your trust in me, I have the way, but I don't know the consequences." It's just that when I was in my hometown, a senior wrote a book on it that there was a kind of exercise that could be done, and I don't know if it's true. ”

When Jiao Moss heard Gao Hua say that there was a way, he was immediately overjoyed, because he heard that since Gao Hua appeared, he said that what he said and did was quite successful without exception, and it seems that he really came to the right place today, as for the consequences? So he hurriedly said: "Please also ask Boss Gao to complete, no matter what the consequences, I will never blame you in the future, I can write a handwritten proof, so you can see it?"

Gao Hua saw that Jiao Mo was really determined not to be a man, so he had to emphasize again: "Mr. Jiao, you really think clearly, once you practice this exercise, there will definitely be no more male bodies, maybe you will become neither male nor female!"

Jiao Moss didn't want to have a man's body, and he couldn't find a way to do it for many years, but he finally met it today, and he could miss it. "Boss Gao, please also give me this exercise, and I will bear all the consequences myself. ”

Seeing that she couldn't pull back any cows, Gao Hua took out a few pieces of paper that he wrote when he was bored some time ago, which was the "Sunflower Treasure Book" written by Mr. Jin. This is also thanks to Lu Wushuang, when Gao Hua offended her at the counter, he was afraid of revenge, and he couldn't run, in case he followed in the footsteps of Ouyang Gongzi one day, there would be no chance to start revenge.

Looking at the manuscript in his hand again, Gao Hua said solemnly: "This is the book written by my Chinese predecessors on the earth, and I really don't know if it's true or not." If you have three longs and two shorts, don't blame me, if you really understand this skill and the practice is great, then it is also your creation. You have to remember that you should not look at this Dharma to anyone other than you. It is really this method that disturbs yin and yang too much, and it hurts the harmony of heaven, otherwise it will be punished by heaven. ”

Jiao Moss took the treasure book with both hands, and turned away after giving Gao Hua a solemn salute. Dressed in red, he was fluttering, like a phoenix spreading his wings and being reborn.

Looking at the distant figure, Gao Hua retracted his gaze, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, if this delicate moss is entangled, this so-called audition ceremony really doesn't need to continue. As for the ending of the delicate moss, Gao Hua doesn't know, everyone has their own chances, who can say?

Looking at the participants in the audience again, Gao Hua was already bored. Turning to the four gods and Lu Qingfeng, he said: "I made a few seniors laugh just now, the juniors really didn't expect that there was such a bizarre man in this world, but unfortunately he was a man." ”

Gao Hua thought that several seniors would be angry with him for the gaffe just now, but after he finished speaking, several respected celebrities looked at him with strange eyes. Suddenly, my heart tightened, uncle, these old people don't suspect my orientation, how is this, after wearing it, how can the young master still mix in the rivers and lakes.

Just as Gao Hua wanted to defend himself, Ouyang Toad spoke: "Gao Shaoxia doesn't need to explain, who didn't have a young age, compared to Shaoxia's personality orientation, the old man cares more about the treasure book you just took out, is there really a technique in this world that can reverse yin and yang? Gao Shaoxia should know my nephew...... Not to mention, if you really have this exercise, please give it to me Shaoxia and save my poor nephew. ”

How does Gao Hua know if this "Sunflower Treasure Book" is really effective, this even Old Man Jin didn't explain it, what can I do! But Ouyang Toad opened his mouth to ask, if he can't say why, I'm afraid he will really turn his face, who knows what the temper of these old monsters is, if they give themselves yin, there is no place to cry.

Gao Hua, who had no choice, had no choice but to stiffen his head and replied: "Back to Ouyang's predecessors, this classic is actually written by my hometown seniors, and it is the old man Jin I told my seniors." As for whether it has an effect, the juniors really don't know, if Ouyang seniors really want to take a look, the juniors will definitely offer it with both hands. ”

When the rest of the people heard Gao Hua say that they could offer the treasure book to watch, they couldn't help but feel hot in their eyes. They have all heard Gao Hua say that he is a master who can write so many deeds in the rivers and lakes, and who can believe that he is not a master in the industry! Today, I am fortunate enough to be able to take a look at the treasure book he wrote, which is absolutely helpful to my own cultivation. Thinking of this, several people also looked at Gao Hua with expectant eyes.

Gao Hua looked at the hot eyes of several people, and secretly exclaimed in his heart! Today's pretense is about to explode, and a Ouyang toad will make himself unbearable, and now this overlord of thousands of miles has an idea, if he really doesn't know each other, he will definitely not think about it if he wants to end up better. And whether his so-called master can avenge himself or not will not be said, it is difficult to see the current situation and live to see the sun tomorrow.

"A few seniors, please listen to me in detail, according to the old man Jin, this treasure book was created by a palace eunuch. Therefore, the beginning of the exercise says: If you want to practice this exercise, you must first go from the palace. Let's tell a few seniors like this, eunuchs are a special profession in my hometown of Huaxia, which is to cut off some of their own descendants, so you said that the exercises they created, the situation is self-evident. You can see it with a few seniors, but please don't try it. The younger generation cannot afford to bear the consequences. ”

The four great gods and Lu Qingfeng were suddenly dumbfounded, uncle, your earth is really special, eunuch, since the palace has thought of it, to be able to come up with such a bad character, what a great hatred for male compatriots. But seeing is believing, hearing is false, it can't be that this kid doesn't want to share this exercise.

Under the gaze of several people, Gao Hua wrote the treasure book again and handed it over to several people to watch. As a veteran in the cultivation of truth, several people can know the truth at a glance, and it is indeed learned by special races. A few people watched it and it was very boring.,Your cat.,You have to play your own children and grandchildren before you practice a skill.,How can there be such an exciting game.,The roots are gone.,Even if the world is invincible, there's a fart.,That thing can't grow anymore.,This thing is still good for its own original.。 Only Ouyang Toad carefully put it away and put it down, it seemed that his nephew was destined to take an unusual path.

Just as everyone was about to change the topic, a son wearing the costume of Baiyun Villa ran in, and looking at his urgent appearance, he knew that something big had happened. Lu Qingfeng saw that his subordinate disciples were running so anxiously, and waved his hand to signal the audition to be suspended. Everyone also hurriedly got up and prepared to walk with him to the back lounge, Gao Hua was hesitating to take a look, Lu Qingfeng said: "Gao boy, you can come too, this disciple is the one who went out with Shuang'er to do errands, it seems that this matter should be related to her." After saying that, he took the lead and walked to the backyard.

Gao Hua heard that it was related to the female tyrannosaurus, so he dared to stop any longer, so he hurriedly followed, leaving a group of group performers from all over the world who didn't know why.