Wu Qingqing put his hands behind his back, smiled lightly, and asked with a look of urgency on his cheeks: "Director Ma, there is no megaphone in your hand, are you particularly embarrassed to scold people?"

"Of course. Ma Dao shook his head dejectedly, "I don't have to smoke cigarettes...... Hey, you know me, huh?"

"I know, Director Ma, you are very famous, who of us young actors doesn't know you, I have also seen you direct and film on the spot. But it's the first time I've known that you really have to be called Ma Dao, and your surname is Ma Mingdao......"

Director Ma exclaimed: "Huh, are you still an actor? rest assured, next time I have a chance, I will arrange a female number one for you——"

Only then did he realize that several Si Zuo of the Jiang Ning Jingren Division in the hall looked at each other head-on, looking at him and Wu Qingqing, like hearing the book of heaven, while Zhou Yu smiled faintly and looked at him without speaking.

There was no malice in Zhou Yu's eyes, but it made him feel furious and a little scared.

Ma Dao was strong and courageous, coughed dryly, stretched out his hand, and said: "That, you are also with a halo, you can be regarded as a fellow countryman, get to know me, contemptible Ma Dao, look at your good looks, I will arrange a male number one for you when I have a chance in the future!"

Zhou Yu didn't take his hand, turned around and walked towards the hall.

Ma Dao was furious: "So arrogant?!What the I-"

Zhou Yu had already walked to the main hall, stretched out his hand and grabbed it, took out the green jade golden bull cane, and said softly: "You must have received the secret order of the Jingren Division? I am Zhou Yu, the new Jiangning Division. ”

The five Si Zuo were taken aback, they got up one after another, and after a little hesitation, they all suddenly understood, and they all saluted: "The subordinates have seen Zhou Sizheng!"

Zhou Yu bowed his head and said: "The predecessor Si Zheng died in the line of duty, and he should be a model for the Jingren Division. ”

One of the Si Zuo suddenly had tears in his eyes, and said loudly: "I wanted to avenge Yuan Sizheng a long time ago, but I really wasn't the demon's opponent, and finally waited until Zhou Sizheng arrived!"

The other four also nodded in agreement.

Zhou Yu said simply: "Then you go and prepare, and gather here early tomorrow morning." ”

"Yes!"

The five Sizuo took their leave.

Zhou Yu relaxed at this time, and said lightly: "Not every traverser has the aura of the protagonist, and it is not uncommon to be killed by the natives, Director Ma, I suggest you say less." ”

Director Ma only reacted at this moment, slapped his thigh, and said in surprise: "Fellow, it turns out that you are the new Jiang Ningjing Si Zheng?

"Oh?" Zhou Yu seemed to smile, "I see that you are Jiang Ningling, you are very moisturizing, Jiang Ningjing has no Si Zheng, Zhong Si Zuo should listen to you, and you want to go to the Yangtze River to catch saury for you?"

I think you're a little silly.

The Yangtze River saury will not enter the freshwater from Haikou against the current until the spring season, preparing for the breeding season, and at this time you will let people catch the Yangtze River saury for you?"

"Huh?

Ma Dao is extremely regretful.

Zhou Yu said: "No wonder you always make bad movies, you read too little, and you suffer the loss of no culture." ”

"I-"

Ma Dao was furious.

Wu Qingqing smiled and reminded: "Director Ma, be careful, he is a cultivator, very powerful." ”

Ma Dao pulled something out of his cuffs and said angrily: "What about cultivators, who is afraid of whom?"

"Bring it. ”

Zhou Yu suddenly said, "There is a demon in Jiangning County, the predecessor Yuan Sizheng was killed, I haven't arrived for a while, and the Runzhou Supervisor has descended a spiritual rune, which should be for Jiangning Jingren Division, was it intercepted by you?"

While speaking, Zhou Yu's fingertips hooked, and a stream of air rolled up, lifting the sleeves of Ma Dao's official uniform, and he took out a one-foot-long, white jade piece, engraved with runes, and decorated with dansha.

"My talisman, my talisman!"

Ma Dao is in a hurry.

Zhou Yu flicked his fingers, and this talisman flew out, soared into the sky, to a height of twenty or thirty zhang, suspended and immovable, radiating layers of light white glorious ripples, which quickly diffused, and soon spread in all directions, covering the entire Jiangning County seat.

It's a talisman that can be used as an emergency.

Ma Dao has no culture, thinking that this Fu is so powerful that he can suppress the five Sizuo of the Jingren Division.

If it weren't for the fact that he was Jiang Ning Ling, it was inconvenient to deal with it, and before Zhou Yu and Wu Qingqing arrived, he should have been taken down, and eighteen dog heads were not enough to be beheaded.

Zhou Yu picked a chair and sat down, and said, "Qingqing, it's not easy for Ma Dao, give him a cigarette." ”

Wu Qingqing was very dissatisfied: "I really don't have much inventory." ”

"Have a cigarette?" Director Ma was overjoyed, and suddenly the slightest anger was gone, "Hurry up, this beauty, I see that you have a first-class appearance and a good temperament, and you should be born to be the material for the female number one......!"

Wu Qingqing angrily gave him a cigarette.

soon

On the hall of Jiangning Jingren, the three "traversers" sat opposite each other and swallowed clouds and spitted fog.

Zhou Yu asked, "Director Ma, tell me, what's the matter with you?"

"Me?"

Director Ma took off his official hat, rubbed the pill on the back of his head, and said hatefully,

"I'm also a person who has made some blockbusters such as time-travel, fantasy, etc., and I know a little bit...... Don't look at me like that, I know that all the movies I shoot are bad movies, can you blame me, the producers buy all bad IPs, and it's hard for me to cook rotten rice!

in a word

I've just finished the big piece of work I've made, and I'm about to take a break—"

"Is that "Getting Jade" finished?" Wu Qingqing interjected.

"Uh-huh. Ma Dao took a deep breath of cigarette and was so comfortable that he almost collapsed, "Then, he was hit by a car!

It's all to blame on the dog thief who stole Lao Tzu's Mercedes-Benz, if it weren't for him, would I need to take a taxi?

What can I do without taking a taxi?

Anyway, when I woke up from the pain, I was holding Jiang Ningling's concubine, what about breastfeeding......"

"Phew!lsp!" Wu Qingqing scolded.

"You continue. Zhou Yu said.

Ma Dao said confusedly: "I think it's very strange, this is different from the various crossings I know." First of all, it's not soul wearing, and secondly, you say it's flesh wearing, how can the body already have an identity after crossing over?

Although it is very cool to be an official when I come over, and there are several little wives, it is rare to wear it once, and I always feel that I am a failure if I don't dress as a genius and handsome young man......"

Zhou Yu nodded and said seriously: "You are so old, you look ugly, you have no other skills except to scold, to be honest, I don't know what the point is for you to come through." ”

Ma Dao was unhappy and said: "You can't say that, what era is this? Datang! What's next? Soon it will be time for Empress Wu to mess up the government and usurp the throne and become emperor!"

This is a good opportunity, brother, maybe God will let me fight hard, lead the righteous people in the world, rise up, and reshape the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty!"

The more he talked, the more energetic he became, feeling that he was thinking very right, and patted his thigh again and again.

"I see! I'm the chosen one!

You see, I originally came here alone, a little Jiang Ningling, it's really not easy to do things, but aren't you guys here too?

I think the script should be like this, I am the main one, we develop obscenely, hoard power, you cultivate hard, become a big master, and when the world is in chaos, it is our time!

When the time comes, order the heroes, sweep the world, and take Chang'an directly!"

"Huh. Zhou Yu sneered, "Today's two saints have changed their capital to Luoyang. ”

"Ah, is it?" Director Ma suffered the loss of no culture again, "Then kill Luoyang......!

"You still want to rebel and become the emperor?"

"No, no, no," Ma Dao hurriedly waved his hand, "This is indeed a bit difficult, we can't engage in historical nihilism, we have to follow the historical context, be a Kuang Fu Sheji, and revive Li Tang's king with a different surname, what is this called? Make the Great Tang greatest again!"

By the way, we can still sail to the sea and start a new era, isn't it beautiful?"

Wu Qingqing sneered: "I think you're thinking about fart." ”

Zhou Yu was indifferent: "Go back and wash and sleep." ”

"What do you mean by this? don't want to listen to me? Then, that's not impossible, but I think this MDGA plan is promising, Brother Zhou, it's okay to listen to you, and you will be crowned king ...... back."

Ma Dao hurriedly said.

Zhou Yu said: "I'm going to punish the evil man tomorrow, do you want to go with me?"

Director Ma hurriedly shook his head like a rattle: "Don't go, don't go, I heard that the monster is old and powerful, and it hurts a lot of people, the former Si Zheng missed and was eaten alive!

"Oh, there's so much more you haven't seen. ”

Zhou Yu got up and wanted to take Wu Qingqing to the back of the Jingren Division, when he suddenly heard a shout from outside: "Engong! Engong!

Wuling Sizheng Xia Liu strode in, saw Zhou Yu at a glance, overjoyed, and said: "Engong!

Behind him was the former Wuling Jingren Si Si Zuo Niu Stool.

Zhou Yu slapped his head.

"It's over. ”

"Why did Engong say this?" Xia Jianbai asked in surprise.

"I think it will be more difficult to punish demons tomorrow. Zhou Yu said.

Xia Jianbai Zhengse said: "I also read the official document of Jingren Division when I went down, the demon seems to be very powerful, but with the presence of the Engong, I am quite confident that I will definitely be able to punish the demon!"

"Xia Jianbai. ”

"Walk down. ”

"I suggest you stay in Jiangning County tomorrow. Do you see it? This Jiang Ning Ling Ma Dao, at first glance, is not a good thing, it must be a corrupt and perverted law, the dog official of the fish and meat villagers, I suggest you investigate carefully and impeach him!"

"Huh?" said the horse director.

Xia Jianbai was surprised: "Engong, this is not the responsibility of my Jingren Division!"

Zhou Yu simply flicked his sackcloth sleeves, pulled Wu Qingqing and left, and said: "This person intercepted the spirit rune that the Runzhou Supervisor gave to the Jiangning Jingren Division, and bullied the Jingren Division, and only after I took office did I take back the spirit rune, this is always under the supervision of you, the Runzhou Assistant, right?"

"Is there such a thing?"

Xia Jianbai was furious and shouted, "Cow stool!

Ma Dao howled: "Fellow countryman, fellow countryman, old fellow see fellow countryman, you shoot in the back! You believe me, we cross the trio, make the Great Tang greatest again!"

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, it's really going to break 10,000, and I can't escape.

Today's chapter content is lighter,

Comfortable.