Chapter 7 Paparazzi Diaries
Where is the dragon's tail easy to chop?
But it's still okay to cut off a scale and a half armor.
The master of the Western Sichuan Divine Whip Gate retreated, but in the end, he still left two fingers, and the broken part was as bloody as an arrow.
As soon as he pressed his other hand, the blood stopped, and he retreated backwards, and said angrily: "Five Divine Whips vs. Three Hammers of Beasts, even if you die under my dragon tail whip, you should feel that your life is worthwhile, and this battle between you and me will become a good story!"
You little thief, you can even use the blade, you can be described as having no martial virtue!"
"Martial arts?" Zhou Yu stood on the roof of the car, frowned and said, "I'm sorry, I studied liberal arts in middle school, and my literature and virtue are relatively sufficient, what is martial arts?"
"You-"
"Also, I studied psychological medicine in college, which happens to match your illness, I suggest you go to a psychiatric hospital, Ren ...... of the Seventh Hospital of Hangzhou Several doctors are good. ”
"Huh?"
Zhou Yu said seriously: "You sneak attack me first, and besides, we didn't agree not to use the blade, so it's obviously you who don't talk about martial arts, I think you may have a problem with your brain, why don't you hurry up and take a look?"
"I, I look at your mother!"
The man roared angrily and slammed into the roof of the car, while his right hand quickly reached the back of his waist.
Zhou Yu said melancholy: "My mother's tomb is far away in Lunan's hometown, this is not a year, why are you going to kowtow to her old man, besides, I don't have a bad and stupid son like you......"
Rumble!
As he spoke, his feet surged violently.
The roof sunroof glass shattered!
Zhou Yu was like a mole about to usher in a hammer, shrunk down steeply, and escaped into the car.
At the same time, the man had already pounced in front of the car, and his left hand, which had only three fingers, made a feint to attack, but his right hand quietly flipped out a pistol from behind his waist, and raised his hand to shoot.
pity
Bullets grazed over the car,
Futile.
And he threw himself on the side of the car, through the window, and saw a pair of eyes in the car.
Zhou Yu shrank into the back seat, clenched his right fist, and struck a blow.
Smash the windows!
The shattered glass made the man's eyes chaotic, and a cold light struck out in the chaos, and the short sword that should have pierced into Zhou Yu's heart not long ago was fiercely pierced into the man's heart at this moment!
Cold sweat oozed from his shaved scalp, which was only a layer of stubble.
His eyes were wide open, and they were pitch black!
"Killing the outer members of the remnants of the underworld can get 10 merit points, because the peripheral members are quite valuable, and they can be promoted to internal members after completing this task, so the reward for this killing will increase by 5 points.
Prompt:
Killing the remnants of the underworld will give you 50 merits.
Now give a mission to save a chance, you can spend 12 merits to restore the maximum expected completion of this mission to 'perfect', can I use it?"
The moment the opponent fell, lines of words floated in front of Zhou Yu's eyes.
Merits and virtues!?
What is the highest expected completion of a recovery task?
The most important thing is that the man he killed is the so-called "remnant of the underworld"?
What are the characteristics of the remnants of the underworld?
No.
Yao Jianbo and Xia Jianbai have similar characteristics.
Moreover, there are several people in Xia Jianbai's mouth who also have this trait, and they died because of it.
"Use!"
Zhou Yu tried to move his mind, and those words changed: "Consume 12 merit points, and the highest expected completion of this mission will be restored to 'Perfect'." Merit remaining: 3 points. ”
Zhou Yu thought that he had found a way to communicate with these mysterious words, and immediately asked in his heart: "What is the effect of merit?"
Text change: "3 o'clock is too little, nothing can be done." Wait until you have enough. ”
...... The tone seemed to have a little bit of fresh air.
Zhou Yu couldn't help but ask, "Are you a human or a ghost?"
"I'm certainly not human, and I'm not a ghost. In fact, I ...... too. It can't be me. ”
"Then you are...... Quantum Programs?High-Latitude Systems?
"Read less third-rate novels. ”
"Gan!"
Zhou Yu chose to give up.
He drew his sword and pushed the door out, looking as usual, as if he didn't care about killing someone just now, and quickly threw the man from the Divine Whip Gate into the car.
He closed the car door, lit a cigarette, and took a leisurely puff, then put his left hand in his pocket, flicked a flick of cigarette ash with his right hand, and the sparks splashed in the night, and calmly walked into the distance.
The black Nissan's headlights no longer flickered, and the thick night came up, like a lump of congealed grease, burying everything.
......
......
"On October 14, 2020, the sky was sunny and the heart was raining.
As an entertainer, I am often contemptuously called a 'paparazzi', and I am not reconciled.
I want to be an aspiring journalist, so I also cover other events.
Like what
'The adulterer climbed the window and fled, but the husband smeared oil on the windowsill before going out',
'The man borrowed handcuffs from the police and said that he would put them on before going home to help the children with their homework',
'A woman paid someone to seduce her ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend, but the person who invited her fell in love with her current boyfriend'...... and other popular headline social news, all of which are from my handwriting.
At first I thought I was lucky today,
went to work in the afternoon, and in the evening, the popular actress Li Shuang was photographed dating a mysterious man, and Li Shuang was sweet through the window.
These photos alone can at least knock his mother down...... No, make a lot of traffic! I am an entertainer with ideals, full marks in professional ethics, seeking welfare for the people who eat melons, and never ripping off money.
Then I followed this mysterious man, although I couldn't recognize this person in the entertainment industry encyclopedia, but I expected that he must be a male star with a background, but now the male star's makeup skills are also very good, and the eyebrows are not allowed to be women!
Because he was so cunning, I lost it.
It's not scientific,
He's definitely a veteran.
I'm not an old guy in the circle, and I have a lot of experience in stealing food, how can I lose it?
Not a crime of war!
When I was about to get home on a small donkey shared bicycle, I found a black Nissan parked in the wilderness far away from the community. Hey, hey, hey...... With my years of experience in peeping into car battles, this must be the scene of car battles!
I put down my donkey bike, grabbed my camera, and switched to a night shot at a speed comparable to that of F1 tyre.
I hate it!
I was the first to get there!
It doesn't matter, I hid behind a big tree, stretched the camera, and worked quietly!
That person was so strange, wearing a strange robe, wearing sunglasses at night, combing his hair like Chow Yun-fat, and what was even more strange was that he took a flashlight to shine in the car, and there was no screaming of dogs and men in the car.
I was disappointed, but I quickly relented because the police came!
The police quickly surrounded the car, said a few words to the robed Chow Yun-fat, and then lifted a man out of the car, a man.
Hung up?
Damn, is it going to be windy right away?
No, another one was brought out, as if it were ...... Or is it a man?
It seems that it is not a car fight, it is a murder. But maybe even if it's not a man and a woman, maybe it's a 'war behind enemy lines'?
Anyway, I was a little scared and decided to go home quickly.
I quietly returned to the entrance of the community in one breath, and was about to go in, but at a glance I saw a young man from the optical store at the entrance of the community, who was very tall and had a good temperament, and put on a rimless glasses with a rather toneful movement......
Wait! It's him!
Isn't this the mysterious man who was dating Li Shuang? He also lives here? No, he called a taxi to leave!
I hurriedly called a taxi, three hundred yuan down, the master package ticket will definitely be able to follow the car in front!
The driver asked me what I was doing, catching a rapist?
Hehe, I want to have a traitor to catch, and I have been thinking about it for more than 30 years.
Give me a chance to catch the adulterer, as long as I can catch her, I will forgive her.
Let the driver talk nonsense, I followed him in another suburb.
He entered a hotel.
Before getting out of the car, the driver looked at the hotel signboard and said to me, brother, don't be impulsive.
I'm impulsive with a hammer!
We are melon pickers, how many pairs of eyes are waiting for us to pick the melons, we are working for the welfare of the masses, understand?
I got out of the car and saw clearly, this hotel uses a two-story terraced house facing the street, and there are shops below, and there are several windows on the first floor of the hotel signboard. Thankfully, only one drew the curtains.
I gritted my teeth and went to another hotel across the street to ask for a room for eighty yuan, the matter was urgent, I didn't even bargain, and I was now writing today's diary while my heart was cold. Damn, blood loss today......
I entered the room, immediately put the camera on the window shelf, half-pulled the curtains to hide it a little, and searched for the rooms across the street one by one behind the lens.
No, no, not yet......
There are only two rooms left,
One draws the curtains, the other doesn't.
I thought it must be God's reward for my thirty-six years of being single, and I saw him in the last window without the curtains!
I zoomed in to the closest, and I had to take pictures of the pimples on his face...... Ah, this guy has so good skin, and he doesn't have any shortcomings.
Then...... Oh day,
No wonder!
I said that the guy who was dating the big star Li Shuang just now shouldn't be a small character, how could he live in such a shabby hotel in the suburbs? It seems that Lao Tzu is going to send it today, and he really came here to tryst with other women!
Hey, it's so strange, how can I have the anger of catching a mistress by myself?
And then I got angry,
What is the world?
Is it true that Zhumen is full of girls, and there are hanging silk crying on the road?
I'm starting to plan,
Take the photos of him and Li Shuang first, find Li Shuang, and knock her on a stroke.
When I find out who this guy is, I'll send me a photo of his tryst with another girl in a small hotel, and knock him on again!
Then, Lao Tzu washed his hands and didn't dry them!
Fuck the paparazzi,
I'm a journalist with ideals!
Journalists, never for dogs!
I saw this guy sitting down at a table with glasses, and the young girl who looked so big looked was going up to hug him, and he actually raised his hand and refused!
???
Then he sat down and did nothing, and the girl put all the ingredients she had prepared into the hot pot, and put them into the bowl in front of him.
This guy's eating is not bad, clean, Svenven.
Damn, it's this kind of Sven beast that has made the girls lame......
They were eating hot pot and eating, and the girl suddenly stood up, and when I turned around, I saw her face.
Hey, there are a sea of beauties in Jinqiao Film and Television City, but she also has to count the good-looking ones. How pretty, if she marries me, I'll allow her to cheat once a month.
What the?
I'm Gan!
The girl took an envelope from the side, pulled out a thick wad of red tickets from it, waved it happily twice, then stuffed it back into the envelope and handed it to the guy!
Ah, my heart.
Ah, my three views.
Ah, my perception of the world......
It's all smashed!
I sat on the ground.
I'm not interested in what they're doing again.
Now the curtains had been drawn on the other side, and the lights were as dim as my soul.
I don't even know if that guy is gone or not.
Maybe not, I hope not. Anyway, he took money from others......
I told myself to be a journalist with ambitions.
I insist on writing a diary every day in order to always review my studies and strive to reach the ideal high ground as soon as possible.
Now that I've given up,
I think it's good to be a paparazzi.
Hey, fuck the ideal.
A paparazzi should have the consciousness of a paparazzi. I'll call my friend right now and ask who can contact Li Shuang, I have something good to show her!
From tomorrow, don't feed the horses and don't chop wood,
I want to make a lot of money and travel the world.
I don't keep a diary anymore.
Once upon a time I died,
Ye Qing knot.
Above.
By a paparazzi who used to be a little idealistic, Hu Lianrong. ”