Chapter 169 Crooked Nuts
But no matter what you say, Jiang Xie finally understands why Sanshengmeng is a waste material...... And I also know that his relationship with Ah Yi and others is far from being as simple as it seems.
They are playmates, friends, master servants, and family members, and although they do things that seem like jerks, they have good intentions.
Sanshengmeng made this decision, it must not be a whim, he must be worried about them, even if he himself doesn't care about anything anymore.
Jiang Xie glanced at Sanshengmeng with a little meaning, and replied: "Okay, I promise all your requests, but I won't help you hide it if you use this trick, right?"
"Of course, if they knew that I had used this trick without permission, they would have found my coffin, and the devil would have done terrible things to my body. Sanshengmeng said excitedly.
So Jiang Xie didn't talk nonsense, and released a soft Xuan Qi, which shocked all these girls and vomited blood...... No, it's all stunned.
Then he glanced at Sanshengmeng and said, which means that my business is done, it's your turn.
Sanshengmeng nodded, and said to Jiang Xie: "Then you poke my chrysanthemum with your finger." โ
"Poof!"
He's having auditory hallucinations, isn't he? Didn't he say that it's time for you to use that bull fork move? Why did you suddenly have a plot to stab the chrysanthemum? Even if you want to satisfy your special fetish, don't look for him! And now that Nima has been trapped for nine days, is it time to poke the chrysanthemum?
Sanshengmeng knew that Jiang Xie would misunderstand, so he could only explain: "To guide me in my previous life, that is, in the third life, in addition to the bloodline inheritance and special exercises, I also need to stimulate the chrysanthemum, so as to use that unimaginable pain to awaken the soul of the previous life, that is to say, the chrysanthemum is the lock, and the special exercises of the bloodline inheritance and the finger are the key......." โ
Jiang Xie was suddenly confused, he didn't read much, don't lie to him...... , such a powerful skill, how can you need such a lewd method to activate you to tease me?
At this moment, the voice of the system suddenly sounded, and Jiang Xie Science said: " Eighty percent of what Sao Nian said is true, some rare tricks are often from higher civilizations, that is, in the universe, left or lost, those civilizations do not necessarily have the human race, and their chrysanthemums are not necessarily so dirty, maybe some races chrysanthemums are their noble symbols, and there is nothing wrong with using them to unlock the locks of some kind of anti-heaven tricks, you feel strange, just from the perspective of human beings, the universe is so big, there are many strange things, and you can go to the level of the universe in the future, you will understandใ โ
The corners of Jiang Xie's mouth twitched, this is called serious nonsense...... , Even stabbing chrysanthemums to open a certain skill, it can be said that it is so normal, and it is really powerful.
But after it is confirmed, Sanshengmeng must use this way of exploding chrysanthemums in order to use and activate him in the previous life, so he can only close his eyes and use it for a thousand years to kill, anyway, it is not to stab him for what he is afraid of.
Listening to the scream of "whoosh", Sanshengmeng started the Sansheng Sansheng Exercises in time, and suddenly a white light appeared from his body, which instantly lit up the entire room.
Then I saw Sanshengmeng's eyes, which suddenly glowed with blue light, and then disappeared together with the white light that emerged from the surface of the body.
"Muscle!" After the abnormality, Sanshengmeng's temperament all over his body changed, and he was covered by a righteous qi.
Jiang Xie was stunned, this is the dream of three lives in the previous life? Why is there no big difference? And you don't talk about chicken legs.
After Sanshengmeng finished speaking, he touched his arm again, and then his face darkened, the body of such a spicy chicken can also be the body of his pole stone?
And when did his Polar Stone's flesh have such a spicy chicken? This made the Polar Stone, who had been sanctified in the flesh, even more disgusting than eating.
So he started doing push-ups directly, but it was not an ordinary push-up, I saw that he did thousands of push-ups in just a few breaths...... Can this still be average?
This made Jiang Xie find that this product seemed to have changed a little, at least push-ups at this speed, even he couldn't do it.
However, Jiang Xie was speechless, this product was still addicted, and after tens of millions of push-ups, he used the same speed to do sit-ups.......
It looks like after doing sit-ups, maybe you have to do squats...... This made Jiang Xie have a kind of thinking, the last life of Sanshengmeng will not be a long-distance mobilization, this appearance is definitely the master who has won the gold medal.
However, when Sanshengmeng was halfway through the sit-ups, his soul seemed to be there, telling him that the purpose of coming this time was not to do exercise.
And when he smashed the jade door in front of him, he stopped, looked at the jade door with disdain, and said, "This kind of tofu door also needs the deity to smash it?"
Jiang Xie glanced at Sanshengmeng, and said unhappily: "You're not Sanshengmeng now, right? โ
It's not, it's not for you to do sports and pretend to be forced to let you come out, hurry up and complete the task and go to get a boxed lunch.
Hearing that Sanshengmeng noticed that there was such a person as Jiang Xie, he looked at it, and then said: "The deity is named Jishi, and he is the third guardian of the Xuanwu Kingdom, is your junior actually daring to speak to the deity like this? But your physical body is not bad, you should have practiced your physical body diligently, it can be said that you barely passed, for the sake of your muscles, the deity will forgive you for your unreasonableness this time." โ
Jiang Xie was stunned, he didn't expect that in the previous life of Sansheng Dream, he was still a crooked nut! But this crooked kernel seems to be quite capable of pretending to be 13, and in the end, you don't forgive labor and management, what does it matter to manage muscles, what kind of logic is this.
Although he was a little unhappy with Jiang Xie's crooked kernel, he didn't plan to do anything, because although he couldn't feel anything powerful about this crooked kernel, the system had just reminded him that this crooked kernel was very powerful, so powerful that if he wanted to kill him, he only needed one toe to completely kill him in seconds.
This made Jiang Xie gasp, it seems that this trick is really against the sky.
So he just reminded: "Then the senior might as well open this tofu door first?"
Jishi thought about it, and deep in his soul, he also had an urge to blast open this door, so he nodded and said, "That kid, you look at it, how did the deity blast it open." โ
When he finished speaking, he came to the jade door, and he didn't see that he had concentrated Xuan Qi, so he just stretched out his finger and gently touched the jade door...... Then the finger broke .......
I'm going! It's awesome for my crooked nuts! Didn't you say that this was a tofu door before? Why can you still poke your hand when you poke a tofu now? I just want to ask you if your face hurts?