Chapter 3 Old man, are you looking for a fight?
Out of the company's gate, Zheng Qingsong thought to himself: "Since I am going to travel, should I prepare some things, such as swimming trunks, hehe, you should be able to see a lot of long legs there haha." ”
Zheng Qingsong smirked while thinking about it, when he took the subway, the people next to him were far away from him, thinking to himself, this person is not stimulated by such a big social pressure now.
There was also an old man who patted Zheng Qingsong on the shoulder and said, "Young man, what do you want to do, there is no hurdle that you can't get over."
At this time, Zheng Qingsong realized that he seemed to be making a fool of himself, smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly said seriously: "Thank you, old man, I'm fine." ”
After getting out of the subway, Zheng Qingsong secretly warned himself that he must not be able to take the subway in the future, it would be too embarrassing.
Zheng Qingsong is almost a kilometer away from the subway from where he lives, and he usually walks back, which is really nothing for a card clerk.
This time was no exception, he still walked slowly towards the house, looked up, and was about to turn into the village, and at this time he heard a voice shouting from behind, young man, wait.
Zheng Qingsong looked back at an old man with white hair, wrinkled face, and no two teeth in his mouth, calling him, this old man is very thin, wearing a Tang costume, holding a rosary in his hand, his eyes are quite black and bright, unlike the average old man's eyes are yellow and godless, at this time he is on the road teeth of the auxiliary road, there is a small bench under the buttocks, and a yellow cloth is spread on the ground in front of him, and the yellow cloth reads, Mai Shenxiang, Feng Shui Eight Characters, Yin House and Yang House, named to see the auspicious day of the zodiac.
At this time, this old man was pretending to be a fairy wind bone, and his eyes were half-squinted at Zheng Qingsong who turned around, but Zheng Qingsong looked at his appearance of a fairy wind bone, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that he looked like a thief and a thief, just like a weasel sitting there.
Zheng Qingsong looked at the old man's outfit, okay! It turned out to be a god stick called himself. Originally, Zheng Qingsong wanted to turn around and leave, but thinking that he had nothing to do when he got home, it was better to chat with this old man for a while, and let him pass the time when he was bored.
Thinking of this, Zheng Qingsong walked in front of the old man, squatted down and asked, "What's the matter, old man, you called me something?"
The old man let out a long hum and said, "There is indeed something, young man, I am surprised to see your bones." ”
Stop! Before the old man could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zheng Qingsong: "You don't want to say, my bones are amazing, I am a martial arts wizard, I have this eighteen palms of dragon descent here to give to you, and the matter of maintaining world peace in the future will be handed over to you, right?"
The old man coughed twice in embarrassment, and said with a whole face: "I see that your bones are amazing!"
"I'll leave if you say that."
didn't wait for the old man to say the following words, he was interrupted by Zheng Qingsong again, this time the old man looked displeased, and grabbed the words: "Young man, let me finish speaking." ”
"Say, I'd like to see what you say. ”
The old man saw that Zheng Qingsong let himself speak, and returned to the appearance of the old god just now, and said: "I think your bone surprise should be the life of great wealth and nobility, but you are now in debt, it can be said that you don't know where to eat this meal." ”
Zheng Qingsong looked down at his protruding belly of small beer, and thought to himself: "Why didn't you see that your bones were surprised? But this old man, it's right to say that he is in debt, could it be that he met a real person today! Isn't it like those fake Taoist priests on the side of the road in Baiyunguan, when they see people, they stop and say that you have a catastrophe recently, if you don't crack it, I'm afraid you will have to worry about your life!"
As soon as I thought of this, I heard the old man say, "Are you going to take a plane recently?"
Zheng Qingsong replied, "Yes, what's wrong?"
"I'm afraid you're going to be doomed when you fly this time. ”
When the old man said this, Zheng Qingsong's eyes glared and said, "Old man, are you looking for a fight?" I went out for a trip, and you actually cursed me before I left!"
When the old man spoke, he kept using a pair of small eyes, stealthily peeking at Zheng Qingsong's face, and found that Zheng Qingsong had a tendency to beat people, and hurriedly said: "Young man, I can see it by looking at your face, I look at my face, and I have always said something and never blindly flattered and said good things."
"If I'm talking nonsense, how can I tell from your face that you're going to fly recently?
When Zheng Qingsong heard this, he thought to himself, this old man still has some ability, he can see that he is in debt, and he can also see that he is going to take a plane recently.
Thinking of this, he said: "Old man, next, do you want to say that you can crack it for me, but it costs a fee, and it will cost tens of thousands of dollars to open your mouth?"
"No, no, no, 200. ”
The old man actually wanted to say at first, two thousand, but looking at Zheng Qingsong's face, it is estimated that he will run away if he has more stupid hats, just say 200, it didn't open yesterday, and this kid must not be allowed to run away today.
Zheng Qingsong took a closer look at the old man's serious appearance, and thought in his heart that looking at this old man's appearance, he still had some ability, unlike other stalls, running trains with his mouth full!
Thinking of this, Zheng Qingsong said: "Okay, 200, 200, but old man, you'd better not know that you're lying to me." ”
The old man saw that I agreed, and he was happy in his heart, and he went home today to order pork head meat and buy a bottle of two pot heads to celebrate, thinking so in his heart, the old man said seriously: "The young man came closer to me." ”
When Zheng Qingsong heard this, he got closer to the old man, and saw the old man put the black rosary that he had been playing with in his hand and put it in his palm, put his hands together, and put it to his mouth. There were words in his mouth, and he didn't know what he was saying, and after a while, he turned the string of prayer beads around Zheng Qingsong's head a few times.
Only then did he say: "Young man, you take this string of prayer beads, you must wear the prayer beads on your hand when you take the plane, don't take them off, this string of Buddhist beads, I have been playing with it for more than 20 years, and I already have spirituality, which can be regarded as a light." ”
Zheng Qingsong took the string of Buddhist beads in disbelief, put it in his hand, and carefully looked at this string of prayer beads, the whole circle of 9 beads, there is a hanging bead at the interface, the other beads are a little black and red, it should be mahogany, the hanging beads are the size of peanuts and rice grains, a little yellowish, Zheng Qingsong pinched it with his hand, it is very hard! But it should not be wooden, it doesn't look like a stone, I don't see what kind of material this is, and Zheng Qingsong didn't study it deeply.
The old man kept looking at Zheng Qingsong looking at the string of beads with his small eyes, and thought in his heart that he had just bought it for 8 yuan at the Panjiayuan stall in the morning, and this kid had been watching it and pinching it with his hands, it wouldn't be Dong Wen's play.
However, what the old man was worried about did not happen, Zheng Qingsong looked at it for a while, put the rosary in his pocket, and said, "That's it, right? If I can, I'll leave." ”
The old man secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said, "It's okay, remember that when you take the plane, you must take this rosary with you! ”
Zheng Qingsong listened to the instructions of the old man behind him, and replied without looking back: "Okay, I know." ”
Back at home, Zheng Qingsong lay on the bed, took out the bracelet given by the old man in his pocket, looked at it boredly, and thought in his heart, has it been turned on?
Looking at it, I don't know when I fell asleep, I heard a mobile phone ringing in a daze, and my brain suddenly cleared up, this is the alarm clock to get up!
After a struggle of remembering and not wanting to get up, I finally got up to earn money and won, and went out after a simple wash.
After arriving at the company, I saw that there were not many people coming, and many people did not come to the company on the last day of the holiday. Those who come are all people who are ready to go to team building, after all, sales are based on performance, and it is normal not to come to the company to check in, and Zheng Qingsong didn't think about it so much.
After a while, at 9 o'clock, the manager came over and said: "It's nothing today, let's go back and prepare, bring toiletries, and clothes for the past few days, it's best to wear less, although Beijing is a little cold, but Sanya is still very hot." ”
After finishing speaking, the manager left, Zheng Qingsong saw that there was nothing wrong, packed up his things, and began to go home to prepare for daily necessities for Sanya tomorrow.
Zheng Qingsong arrived at the airport at 8 o'clock the next day, looking at the crowd coming in and out of the hall, he was still very excited, after all, this was his second flight, and the last time was 3 years ago.
Standing at the entrance of the airport, Zheng Qingsong took out a cigarette and smoked it, he couldn't smoke when he went in, and he had to pay for a lighter, so Zheng Qingsong didn't plan to go in now, and when he was bored, he opened his mobile phone and looked at the work group, thirteen people, two of them were about to arrive.
Most of them have just set off, and even two of them have just gotten up, their faces have not been washed, and they are rushing to the airport, as for where the manager has arrived, Zheng Qingsong does not know, because there has been no news of him in the group.
Looking at the departure time of the ticket at half past eleven, Zheng Qingsong wondered if he was too positive.
At this time, I heard someone behind him call him: "Hey, Lao Zheng, you came early,"
Zheng Qingsong looked back and saw a handsome guy about 180 cm tall in casual clothes greeting him.
Zheng Qingsong remembers this guy, called He Yu, 23 years old this year, and he hasn't been a card worker for long, maybe he is single, maybe he doesn't know the meaning of this sentence when he often goes home, so he is a more active one in this team building.
"I couldn't sleep at home, I woke up at 6 o'clock, and I thought there was nothing to do, so I took the car in advance. Zheng Qingsong said casually.
He Yu took a few steps in front of Zheng Qingsong, took out a box of Chinese, took out one and handed it to Zheng Qingsong, and said, "Come, Lao Zheng, smoke a Huazi." ”
Zheng Qingsong looked at Huazi in his hand, thinking that it was good to be young and not stressed, a box of cigarettes cost dozens of yuan, and then look at the cigarettes he smoked, 10 yuan Ziyun.
"Thank you," Zheng Qingsong said as he lit the fire.
"By the way, what about the manager, are we just here?"
He Yu lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Who knows, anyway, I didn't see anyone in the group talking, why don't we go and have breakfast first, how about it?"
Zheng Qingsong said a little embarrassed: "Forget it, it costs dozens of yuan to eat noodles here at the airport, and I can't afford to eat them." ”
He Yu stretched out his right hand and hugged Zheng Qingsong's shoulder, and said, "Brother Zheng! I invite you, I don't need you to spend money! How can you treat yourself badly when you come out to play, you say, right?"
"But"
Without waiting for Zheng Qingsong to finish the next words, He Yu put his arm around Zheng Qingsong's shoulders and walked in the direction of the hotel.
He Yu is from Shaanxi, he should like to eat noodles, so he took Zheng Qingsong to a noodle restaurant, ordered two bowls of ramen and a side dish, and ate them.
The two of them chatted while eating, because it was still early, the two of them ate slowly, and then a few more people arrived. Until 11 o'clock, almost everyone who should have arrived arrived, and many people were in the departure hall, waiting for boarding.
He Yu said: "Lao Zheng, why don't we go to the waiting hall too, the people are almost there, and we will have to go through the security check in a while, let's not miss the time." ”
Zheng Qingsong looked at his phone at 11:03, raised his head and said, "Okay." ”
After speaking, the two walked towards the waiting hall, and when they arrived at the waiting hall, they saw that everyone had arrived, only the manager had not yet arrived.
He Yu asked, "Huang Zhe, where's the manager?"
A chubby little fat man with a height of about 165 heard He's words and replied: "The manager said that he forgot to bring his ID card, let me wait for him at the airport first, and he will arrive in a while." ”
Huang Zhe, 26 years old, graduated from college for 2 years, it seems that he has never done any other job after graduation, and the card clerk is his first job.
He lives in a community with the manager, so everyone basically asks him about the manager's business, and the two of them are chatting, when someone in the back says, "Have you all arrived?"
Hearing the voice, everyone looked back and saw that it was the manager, who had a big flower pants on his lower body, a big flower vest on his upper body, and a big travel bag on his back.
Everyone looked back and saw the manager dressed in this dress, and they all had a feeling of fainting, big brother, this is Beijing, and it is okay not to Sanya yet!
The manager didn't care much when he saw everyone's reaction: "My clothes are all in my backpack, if everyone is ready, let's go and get on the plane immediately." ”
Everyone saw the manager walking in stride, and then looked down at his outfit, his eyes were a little weird.
Zheng Qingsong, who was walking in the direction of the security check, inadvertently turned his head to the right, and saw an acquaintance who was also walking towards the security check area.
The man looked back in confusion when he heard the voice.
Seeing this person turn around, Zheng Qingsong was sure that he was not looking at the wrong person: "Where are you going?"
Wang Peng was also surprised: "Mr. Zheng, this is not the first day of October holiday, I am idle and fine, so I want to go to Sanya for a few days." ”
"Is this also the plane?" Zheng Qingsong asked.
"That's right, Mr. Zheng, are you going to Sanya too? This is also the plane?"
"Yes, haha, it's really fate"
"Let's go, then let's go to the security check together, it's not long before the plane takes off," Wang Peng said.
In this way, the two chatted while walking, and after the two finished the security check, Zheng Qingsong saw that his colleagues had already boarded the plane and were waiting to take off, and said to Wang Peng: "Let's go, let's board the plane too, the plane will take off immediately." ”