Chapter 18: A Ball Comes Downstairs
"I heard that Chu Zi'an of the Shushan Sword Tower lost to the sword master Wei Chikuan a few days ago, not to mention the broken sword, the realm has plummeted, and there is no longer his name on the martial arts list!"
The companion also said regretfully: "It's a pity, now, there is no place for kendo on the martial arts list." ”
"Yes, since the sword immortal disappeared thirty years ago, the way of the sword has been sluggish, and now even Chu Zi'an, the only one who makes a sword on the list, is out of the list, and the sword battle for many years seems to be a stable sword!" The knight looked at the sword on his waist and said without regret.
Listening to the conversation at the next table, Li Bad asked Li Zi: "Li Smash, did you hear? He said that you might as well use a sword as well as a sword!"
Li Zi ate the food and didn't answer, knowing that Li Bad patted him on the head again, so he stopped and said: "Shizi, can you stop patting me on the head all the time, you will become stupid! Besides, our Wudang Fu Sword has never participated in any disputes between the rivers and lakes, and besides, my master asked me to practice my sword." ”
Li Bad asked: "Then do you want to practice?" Li Zi said: "If I can't use a sword, the master won't let me learn the Tao, and if I can't learn the Tao, I can't be regarded as a Taoist priest, how can I be a master in the future?"
Li Badqi said: "Who told you that you can be a master teacher if you learn the Tao? How can you be a master teacher if you are so stupid?"
Li Zi was about to speak, but Li Bad took the first step and said, "What your master said!" Seeing Li Zi chick nodding his head like pecking rice, Li Bad suddenly didn't want to pay attention to him, and said: "Eat, eat, eat, maybe you will be able to hold back a move and a half, hurry back to the mountain!"
Li Zi immediately smiled, lowered his head and picked up the chopsticks, and ate them as if no one was around.
Li Bad looked at Li Zi speechlessly, so he had to turn his head to look at Lao Bai: "I said Lao Bai, have you ever seen a sword immortal? Thirty years ago, you know?"
Lao Bai was drinking by himself, and when he heard Li Bad's question, he pointed to his nose and said, "Am I not right?"
Li Bad suddenly sighed and said: "I knew that I brought Bao'er, this one only knows how to eat, the other is drunk all day long, and no one can speak,"
Lao Bai said with a smile: "I said boy, you don't believe if people are not drunk, and you don't believe me if I am drunk. ”
"How can you walk the rivers and lakes without a heart?" Li Bad replied angrily, and asked again: "Lao Bai, you said that you threw a sword back then, then you used a sword, you tell me, how is the swordsmanship?"
"It depends on who you compare yourself to. Lao Bai still said with a smile.
I saw Li Bad's eyes roll, and he pointed at Li Zi and said, "What do you say about comparing with his master's Fu Sword?"
"That's so-so. Lao Bai replied with a wine burp.
"How does that compare to the Shushan Sword Tower in their mouths?" asked Li Bad again.
"It's also so-so. "I said Lao Bai, aren't you so-so compared to anyone?" Li Bad said depressedly.
"Compared with Wudang Mountain, I am so-so, and compared with Jianlou, they are so-so. ”
Listening to this answer, Li Bad's head was big, and talking to these two people, he really couldn't stand it without the few years of kung fu that Wudang Mountain had practiced qi in the past.
When I wanted to ask something, there was a commotion downstairs, and I turned my head to look out the window, only to see a ball rolled into the restaurant, and then turned my head to look downstairs, only to see clearly, this fat man in a brocade dress is a ball.
This ball, ah no, this fat man staggered to the table in the middle, only to see a pair of men and women sitting on the table looking at him in horror and trying to come by himself, but he didn't dare to move.
"Boy, sir, I'll give you time to think about it, you don't know how to lift, don't blame me for not giving face!" he said as he laboriously sat down in his chair.
"Zhu Qianqian, you deceive people too much!" the young man drank with his chest heaving.
Zhu Gongzi stood up when he glared, his expression was furious, this young man hated others calling his name the most, and smashed it at the man with a punch, how could the thin man be the opponent of such a spherical fat man, and he flew out with a whoosh, and when he saw that the fat man was about to point at the young man and shout, there were bursts of laughter from upstairs.
Li Bad originally looked at the scene that happened below with interest, in the Northland, this little master had already put those second ancestors into obedience, how many years have not seen the bullying of men and women, was drinking wine and wanted to see the lively Li Bad heard the man shout the fat man's name, immediately squirted the wine in his mouth, and couldn't stop laughing.
When he came back to his senses, he saw the fat man downstairs looking at himself with a gloomy face, his face was full of murderous intentions, and then he looked around, and the visitors were all sympathetic eyes. After speaking, he covered his mouth, his face was flushed, and it was quite hard to hold back.
Zhu Qianqian suddenly shouted angrily: "Pull that kid down, the master will beat him to death!"
The entourage immediately rushed upstairs, but before the fat man could recover from his angry emotions, he saw several entourages flying down from the stairs, and when he looked back, the kid was standing at the top of the stairs, patting his calf and saying, "What, what is this, you you, can I see if it's okay?" looked at the fat man with a look of grievance, and the sympathetic eyes around him suddenly turned into a look of mourning.
The fat man gasped, as if he was about to break off at any time, and scolded: "You wait for the master, the master won't hang you on the city today, the master will write the character upside down!" After speaking, he beckoned his entourage to go out, leaving only the two of them looking here.
Upstairs, Li Bad muttered: "This fat man is not stupid, he also knows how to call people, I don't know who is calling?"
Lao Bai, who was watching this scene happily on the table, reminded: "Boy, that girl is probably going to come up later, why don't you straighten up first?"
Li Bad came back to his senses at this time, and said: "Lao Bai, I see that your martial arts are not good, but this Jianghu routine is clear?"
Lao Bai smiled and went to drink, as if he didn't want to deal with him.
But Li Zi put down his rice bowl, pulled Li Bad and said: "Shizi, seeing that this fat man seems to have a lot of background, maybe he asked someone to go, should we go first?"
Li Bad looked at Li Zi in shock: "Little Lizi, you have a heart when you are full, right? Not stupid at this time! Let's eat it if we have nothing to do in the future! Don't keep your little head melon!"
Li Zi looked at the food embarrassedly, and then at Li Bad, as if it was difficult to decide.
Li Bad broke the gong in an instant, and said: "Okay, okay, you can continue to eat, you, these stinky fish and rotten shrimp have already been cleaned up like a fish in water." Seeing that Li Zi really walked towards the dinner table, he immediately stopped: "You really eat, wait for you to settle them, Lao Bai and I will go first!"
After speaking, he picked up Lao Bai and walked downstairs, Li Zi seemed to have just woken up and hurriedly followed.
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