Chapter Twenty-Four: Supper
Night fell again, this Sima Yang was in a state of high concentration, drawing talismans for a day and a night, and the whole person was almost exhausted! After eating a whole wooden barrel of rice after gluttony, Xiaoyu really couldn't communicate with him....... But it's okay that he sleeps dead at night, so as not to interfere with his actions!
The so-called three o'clock refers to 9:45 p.m.! For modern people, it is the beginning of nightlife, but for ancient people, it is already late at night......
The bright moon hangs high, the night breeze is blowing, and there is a tall plane tree on the way from the abbot's room to the latrine, and the winding path leads to the secluded room. The light rain hit it during the day, and it was just right to be used as a stake to lift the old monk. This place is hidden and not easy to be discovered, making it the best place to commit crimes!
He crouched under a low wall not far from the plane tree, and waited quietly...... The smell of fermented feces wafted faintly in the latrine, the crickets squeaked after autumn, and the unique smell of tung oil from the plane trees permeated the surroundings.
After about half an hour, there was finally the sound of footsteps, and Xiaoyu looked sideways at the wall, and couldn't help frowning......
The black cat is right!...... in the moonlight The great monk Yuanhui was holding his stomach, his expression was cramped, and he was rushing towards the reverse of the latrine, but ...... He didn't come alone, and there was a little novice who rushed to the toilet with him, and it seemed that he had also eaten a bad stomach..... frowned and followed the leader.
The black cat just said that he would let himself hang the great monk Yuanhui, but he didn't say anything...... In addition, it also emphasized that he should tie the abbot's neck so that he would not squeak and scream, which would be difficult to get out!
We have to "judge the situation and size up the situation" in everything, how can we be reckless? Therefore, we have to ..... Xiaoyu didn't make a move, and let the two monks, one old and one young, get into the latrine.
"Poof!poof!" The bombardment of the dung gate continued one after another, and a stream of fresh stench greeted the face, and Xiaoyu frowned and sighed...... I feel that something is not quite right. Fishy howling ...... It's like a stinky fish and shrimp in a fish market!
To say..... The feces are all stinky, but the smell is not the same......! It is closely related, if you are a vegetarian, the smell is not very pungent, but if you eat meat and drink alcohol, there are obviously more amines in the feces, and the smell of feces will be more aggressive!
In fact, it's not just human beings, the pungent smell of cow dung is far from being as good as the smell of tiger dung! It's a truth! The animals in the mountains will turn around and run away in fright when they smell the tiger's poop..... Bloodline suppression!
What about these two monks..... What do you eat during the day? Why is the so fishy? And ..... This fishy smell is not like the kind of feces after eating unclean fish and shrimp, it is just the simple smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp, which is weird!
Xiaoyu covered her nose and waited patiently...... After the old and young "suddenly" finished for a while, they didn't make a sound for a long time, as if they were running very seriously and needed to squat for a while.
I waited for about ten minutes, but I heard the young novice say, "I'm done, I'll go back first." ”
"Yes!" Master Yuan Hui sighed, and then he heard the sound of the stone slab trampling and shaking, and after a while..... The young novice came out of the latrine and walked in the direction of the monk's room with a relaxed face.
Xiaoyu sighed, very suspicious! These two people ...... The tone of his speech did not look like a conversation between an abbot and an ordinary novice. That tone feels more like an exchange between buddies and brothers.
To say..... Ordinary little novice, that is the lowest status existence in the temple, and Yuan Hui is the abbot, the two meet and communicate, that is the disciple grandson to the ancestor, how can it be so unruly?
Xiaoyu waited for almost half an hour before he finished pulling, slowly came out of the latrine, stretched his waist, looked relieved and relaxed, and then took a big step and began to walk back.
When he walked under the plane tree, Xiaoyu directly threw the "black lightning" out!
Between the lightning and flint, with a "whoosh", the great monk Yuanhui was directly hung on the plane tree, struggling desperately in fright, his limbs kept dancing, and a painful whimper was squeezed out of his throat!
Although it is said..... The Nine Yin Buckle couldn't completely make him unable to make a sound, but it was impossible to shout! His level of snorting would never attract anyone's attention in the southwest corner of the temple in the dead of night!
The benefits of Zhong Xiaomei's yin buckle are..... The plane tree is very tall, and Xiaoyu lowered the great monk Yuanhui from the "high altitude" to the appropriate height, further perfected the binding method, and fixed the limbs..... Then he dodged and walked out!
When he saw the light rain, the great monk Yuanhui ..... The surprised eyes were about to squeeze out, and the throat and eyes desperately wanted to squeeze the sound out, but ..... He seemed to mean it..... Donor, the old man treats you well, why do you have to do this?
Xiaoyu stepped forward cleanly, picking at the collar of the great monk Yuanhui, wanting to pick off his Guanyin pendant, and the old monk struggled fiercely as if he had been electrocuted, and the movement of whining and screaming was like killing a pig! The eyeballs were about to drip blood! It was as if he was ..... What Xiaoyu wants to pick up is not his necklace jade pendant, but the palace punishment is clean!
Xiao Yu didn't care about him, and neatly took off the old monk's Guanyin jade pendant, and the moment the Guanyin jade pendant was taken off!
But before the meeting, he was tied up, where is the abbot of Fayuan Temple....., Master Yuanhui! The huge goldfish with a huge human physique! struggled desperately, and the cheeks were snorting and panting! The round eyes of the fish the size of a basin were dripping with red blood and tears......
"Bang Bang!" the fishtail slapped the ground fiercely, and Xiaoyu quickly adjusted the binding method of the Yin Buckle to keep it from making a sound!
It's really "shocking"! This ..... This great monk of Yuanhui turned out to be a goldfish?
"Hey, hey, hey!" came a sneer overhead. Xiaoyu looked up, but saw that on the branches of the sycamore tree, the black cat squinted at two dark green eyes, and looked at Xiaoyu with a smile: "The child can be taught!"
"Brother! this guy ...... It's actually a goldfish?" Xiaoyu sighed and shuddered.
The black cat ignored the light rain, and with a "whoosh", jumped off the branch and pounced on the goldfish!
"Click, click, snort!" The black cat frantically gnawed on the goldfish, gulping and eating, and soon the goldfish was scratched and messed up, and the golden fish scales with the size of the tea bowl were splashing everywhere.
The black cat has an excellent appetite, and in less than ten minutes, the whole fish has eaten almost completely, and only the skeleton and head remain. Xiaoyu was terrified when she saw it...... It's not that it's cruel, what's cruel about cats eating fish? It's ..... The size of this goldfish is about the same as that of the old monk Yuanhui, both of which weigh 200 catties, but this black cat has a normal figure..... It's a bit unreasonable to be able to eat so much meat!
The black cat ate so deliciously that Xiaoyu didn't dare to approach, and when her body moved slightly, the black cat had to show a fierce gaze and snort in warning! What a beast, and she also protected food! It wasn't until it finished eating that Xiaoyu swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and asked in a low voice: "Brother, is it fragrant?"
"It's okay!
He rolled his eyes and looked at Xiaoyu with a smile: "Brother, this mission has been completed well, huh..... You can also eat fish scales, which is a reward for you. ”
"What?," Xiaoyu grinned awkwardly: "Brother, you eat fish, I eat fish scales, you are really generous......"
"Don't be embarrassed! these scales are a good thing!" said the black cat with a gritty glare.
"Uh-uh-uh..... I mean, let me eat a slice? What about the rest? It's all over the ground with .....," Xiaoyu asked with a sigh.
"Hmph, your heart is really big, although this thing is good, but if you eat too much, you will become a monster..... Would you like to eat more?" the black cat sneered.
"Oh oh oh..... Xiaoyu nodded thoughtfully, although he said..... He and the black cat have a poor mouth without a word, but it is really a bit of a mistake to let him eat the fish scales that the old monk has become. Devils know..... Could this fish be of the same nature as the roast leg of lamb in Niushou Village?
"Eat it! it will harden after a while!" the black cat glared and urged.
Xiaoyu didn't dare to disobey the black cat's order, picked up a piece of fish scales and put it in her mouth, and chewed it embarrassedly......
If you want to say it, don't say that the scales of the big goldfish that have become fine, even ordinary fish scales, this thing can't be chewed! However, the strange thing is that Xiaoyu eats it in his mouth, and it seems to be ..... It's not as hard as you imagined, and it tastes pretty good, just like the wholesale and retail dried fish in the supermarket, but it's a little damp and the smell is too strong!
So..... He didn't reject the whole fish scale in his mouth. I didn't feel anything special after eating, I just felt that my stomach was quite full.
"Brother..... What about this jade pendant?" Xiaoyu asked curiously.
The black cat looked indifferent and said, "Well, if you like this, just keep it as a souvenir." ”
"Rub!" Xiaoyu was a little confused, I really didn't understand the value and aesthetics of this black cat, fish scales are a good thing, but ..... This Guanyin jade pendant, which the old monk Yuanhui regarded as life, was just a "souvenir" in its eyes!"
If it's just a souvenir, why go to such great lengths to pick it up?
"What kind of function does it have?" Xiaoyu asked curiously.
"Function, hum!" The black cat pouted: "You can study it yourself, okay, don't be poor here with me, the person who dragged you outside the Yuan Mansion is waiting for you at home now, hurry back and take a look." ”