Chapter 18 Senior Uncle and Sister

Scar.

Before you know it, it's getting dark again.

Xiao Jun leaned against a low tree, squinting his eyes all the time as Wang Yuyan went from anxious to helpless, and finally fell into a deep sleep. Seeing that the time was almost up, he quietly stood up and walked to the Tianshan Tong who was lying not far away.

"Senior Uncle and Sister, Senior Uncle and Sister?"

Xiao Jun shouted softly while pushing the Tianshan Tong Grandma who had fallen asleep.

In a daze, Tianshan Tong's grandmother heard someone calling herself.

Masters?

Hearing these two words, Tianshan Tong's grandmother was shocked, and suddenly shook her hand and slapped it in the direction where the voice came from, and then turned over and looked in the direction where the voice came from.

"Smack!"

"it!"

With a crisp slap sounded, Xiao Jun took a few steps back and glared angrily at the Tianshan Tong Grandma who jumped up from the ground.

"You're sick!"

Xiao Jun covered his hot cheeks while glaring at Tianshan Tong's grandmother and scolded in a low voice.

"Li Qiushui is here!

Tianshan Tong looked around vigilantly and said anxiously.

"What Li Qiushui! It's Lao Tzu!"

Xiao Jun looked at Tianshan Tong's grandmother blankly, gritted his teeth and said.

"But just now I heard someone calling me senior sister!"

Tianshan Tong still looked around vigilantly, and said anxiously, just like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Senior Uncle and Sister! That's what I called,, my mouth is crooked!"

Xiao Jun rubbed his cheeks as he spoke, grinning his teeth.

If it is really from Wuyazi, Tianshan Tong is his uncle, but in fact, he doesn't want to call Tianshan Tong's uncle, a woman's uncle, or a child, he always feels awkward, so he changed it to Uncle Shi.

Tianshan Tong's grandmother listened to Xiao Jun's words, looked at Xiao Jun suspiciously, and then saw that Xiao Jun's face had been slapped fiercely, and she couldn't help but smile gloatingly.

"What do you call my senior uncle and sister? What kind of name is this? Grandma, I am old enough to be your ancestor!"

Tianshan Tong's grandmother looked at Xiao Jun and said with a smile.

"Do you think I'm willing? If it weren't for Wu Yazi being half my master, I wouldn't have bothered to have anything to do with you, an old witch. ”

Xiao Jun said disdainfully.

"What are you talking about? Wuyazi has only accepted two disciples in his life, one is the scum Ding Chunqiu, and the other is Su Xinghe, who is unlearned and unskilled, which crack in the stone did you jump out of?!"

Tianshan Tong shook her head and pouted.

"It's Sun Wukong who popped out of the crack in the stone! I'm the apprentice he just accepted!"

Xiao Jun gritted his teeth and said.

"Monkey King, which sect?"

Tianshan Tong looked at Xiao Jun blankly, and asked suspiciously, could it be that someone really jumped out of the crack in the stone?

"Like me, they are all monks of Shaolin Temple, but this is not the point, the point is that I am really your nephew!"

Xiao Jun waved his hand impatiently and said.

"You don't look like a monk at all! I haven't heard of a monk from Shaolin Temple who takes a big girl with yellow flowers everywhere he goes, and I have never seen a monk who not only kills, but also eats venison raw. ”

Tianshan Tong's grandmother shook her head, not believing Xiao Jun's words at all.

"I don't have time to explain to you, if you don't believe me, look at this!"

Xiao Jun said, and took out a wrench from his arms, which was the wrench of the head of the Carefree faction.

After a few days, he found that there was nothing good about carrying this wrench, so he took it off first and put it in his pocket.

"The head of the Loose Sect?!Why are you here!?Who the hell are you?!"

Tianshan Tong looked at the wrench in surprise and asked loudly.

"Be quiet!"

Xiao Jun secretly glanced at the sleeping Wang Yuyan, and hurriedly whispered.

"Who the hell are you?

Tianshan Tong's grandmother unconsciously lowered her voice and asked again.

"Listen, I'm the third-generation head of the Loose School, X... Void Bamboo!"

Xiao Jun stood up straight and said proudly.

"Where's my junior brother?"

Tianshan Tong's grandmother asked with wide eyes.

The change of ownership means that the previous head is either dead or has an accident.

"He's dead. ”

Xiao Jun sighed and said, in fact, from Xuzhu's point of view, Wu Yazi is half a master, but from his point of view, Wu Yazi is his real master.

"What?How did you die?!"

Hearing that Wuyazi was dead, Tianshan Tong's grandmother was grief-stricken.

"I guess it's because I taught Ding Chunqiu such a criminal, I don't think it's interesting to live, after I broke Su Xinghe's Zhenlong chess game, the master passed on all his life's skills to me, and then passed away. ”

Xiao Jun said slowly, he couldn't help but feel a little sad, and his nose was sour.

"Dead, dead? hahahaha......"

Knowing that Wuyazi was really dead, Tianshan Tong's grandmother muttered to herself and let out a burst of nervous laughter.

"Why did you die like this? I fought with Li Qiushui's mother-in-law for so long, but I didn't expect that in the end, no one would get your favor, and you still left us alone after all......

Tianshan Tong's grandmother was muttering to herself, and she was unconsciously crying.

I don't know why, Xiao Jun looked at Tianshan Tong at this time, and he really had some sympathy, and now he finally understood why Xuzhu didn't leave her alone in the end.

"Senior Uncle and Sister, now is not the time to sigh, I'll pinch my fingers, Li Qiushui's devil is coming, why don't you teach me all the martial arts of the Xiaoyao School, and you can also have a helper when the time comes, right?"

Xiao Jun interrupted Tianshan Tong's self-talk and said anxiously.

"Didn't you say that you are my junior brother's apprentice? Why do you want me to teach you the martial arts of the Loose Sect now?"

Tianshan Tong's grandmother suppressed her crying, looked at Xiao Jun suspiciously, and asked.

"Time is in a hurry, the master just finished passing on the skill and lost his breath, so I didn't have time, so let me come to you and say that besides him, Xiaoyao sent you the best martial arts and the most talented. ”

Xiao Jun said seriously.

"That's really what he said?"

Tianshan Tong asked as she stared at Xiao Jun's eyes, as if she really cared.

Xiao Jun nodded solemnly.

Seeing Xiao Jun nodding, Tianshan Tong's grandmother smiled unconsciously, with a satisfied smile on her face.

"Wait, you just said that Li Qiushui's stinky woman is coming soon?

Tianshan Tong's grandmother suddenly thought of Xiao Jun's words just now, and hurriedly asked.

"I'll count. ”

Xiao Jun said seriously.

"I don't believe it!"

Tianshan Tong's grandmother shook her head, looking at Xiao Jun's appearance, not only did she not look like a monk, but she also didn't look like an old man who could pinch and calculate.

"Really, if you don't believe me, I'll do the math for you, you have a lot of female apprentices in the Ethereal Peak, but among them, Mei Lan Zhuju has the highest martial arts of the four maids, and two of them are twins, Li Qiushui has a scar on his face, you did it, the reason why you go crazy in practicing is because Li Qiushui ......"

"Shut up!"

When Xiao Jun was gushing about the plot on TV, he was suddenly interrupted by Tianshan Tong's grandmother.

Tianshan Tong looked at Xiao Jun in surprise, and now she finally believed it, she didn't expect that this stinky monk in front of her, who was useless except for his junior brother's lifelong skills, could really see through the heavens and pinch him.

"I believe in you. ”

After hesitating for a moment, Tianshan Tong finally nodded and said.

Hearing this, Xiao Jun was secretly happy in his heart, but on the surface, he pretended to be calm.

It seems that it is still beneficial to watch more TV when you have free time......