Chapter 132 A Man Disguises as a Woman......

Sure enough, as soon as Jiang Xie's words fell, Huang Ying wiped her eyes and stopped crying.

Then he actually smiled and said, "You can really do anything?"

Jiang Xie immediately felt that he was on the thief ship, no matter what this girl said, let him do anything, he immediately put away his tears, and this emotion recovered too quickly.......

But Jiang Xie didn't play tricks, nodded and said, "Well, you can say it, whether it's going up to Dao Mountain or going down to the Sea of Fire." "Anyway, it's not illegal to brag and break the law, so Jiang Xie said nonsense.

Huang Ying looked at Jiang Xie, and the corners of his mouth curled: "Then I'll let you go up to Daoshan and go down to the sea of fire." ”

This Nima is embarrassed, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, this is bragging, okay? You are good, and really let him go to the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire to .......

Jiang Xie glared at Huang Ying depressedly, meaning that he was playing with him like this, was it really good?

Huang Ying laughed with a "poof", and then said, "Just kidding, I just want you to accompany me to the palace and a place." ”

Jiang Xie couldn't help frowning, now that he was wanted by the royal family, it would be almost the ninth day, and now go to the palace, in case he didn't leave in time, he would be directly beaten by the royal family...... Ahem, it's just a beating after closing the door, then he can still run away with a fart.

So he was a little hesitant, after all, now he is a man who is about to be wanted by the whole country, and if he is not careful, he will not live for a few chapters.

But then he remembered that he promised Huang Ying, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Of course not!"

Hearing this, Huang Yue was also a little disappointed, it seemed that her request was still a bit excessive, so she planned to say something she didn't care about.

But he didn't expect Jiang Xie to pause and say: "Of course not, this is impossible, what I say will definitely be done, after all, it is my ...... to endure and do it." ”

As soon as the words came out, Jiang Xie felt that something was wrong, he was not a ninja, he had a ninja ...... of wool.

Although Huang Ying didn't know what Jiang Xie said about the way of forbearance, she also understood, and Jiang Xie agreed to go to the palace with her.

So a sense of happiness also rose in my heart, I didn't expect that people like her would care about her and trust her .......

Jiang Xie thought for a while and said, "I can go to the palace with you, but you have to find a way to bring me in." ”

No matter what you say, Jiang Xie has blown up the Vermilion Bird Secret Realm, and now he has walked into the palace so blatantly, Huang Shanzhong can let him in before he can see the hell.

However, Huang Ying said confidently: "I naturally have a way to take you in." Then he took out, a few artifacts necessary for disguise, the costume of the palace maid, and the wig, as well as rouge.

The corners of Jiang Xie's mouth twitched suddenly, aren't these things all girls'? Could it be that your own way is to let him pretend to be a woman...... No, men dressed as women!

This made Jiang Xie couldn't help it, and slapped Huang Ying's head, which means that you are crazy? Where did you see that he was the master who could disguise himself as a woman?

But Jiang Xie's action became a different meaning in front of Huang Ying's eyes, so instead of being angry, his face turned red.

This made Jiang Xie think, is this girl stupid, she blushes when she is beaten, isn't this sick?

Of course, Jiang Xie is a pure man, how can he understand the little girl's thoughts.

Huang Ying looked at Jiang Xie pitifully and said: "You can disguise yourself as a man and a woman for a while, just for a while, and as soon as you enter the palace, you can change back immediately." ”

Jiang Xie couldn't help but be suspicious: "To tell the truth, is it really to let me disguise myself as a woman to sneak into the palace, not to satisfy some of your special habits?"

Huang Ying's expression suddenly became unnatural, it seems that there is really a ...... to satisfy her special habits.

This person Jiang Xie is even more resolute not to pretend to be a woman, laughing at him is a man who wants to become the strongest villain, how can he leave such a stain as pretending to be a woman?

Huang Ying saw that Jiang Xie didn't pretend to be a woman when he was killed, so he fell directly to the ground, and the tomato sauce that he took out out of nowhere was blatantly put into his mouth, and then spit out a mouthful of tomato sauce, coughed twice, and said, "Actually...... I have less than a day to live...... If only I could see your women's clothes before I die...... Then I can see ...... clearly. ”

I'm going! Just pretend to be a woman for Jiang Xie, do you want to fight so hard, and such a bloody plot and such an exaggerated performance, in addition to embarrassing people, what else can it do?

Also, you took out all the ketchup, and what are you pretending to vomit blood? Didn't you see that the narrator said that you were spitting ketchup?

Jiang Xie was also shocked by Huang Ying's acting skills, so he pretended to be in black face and said: "I seem to remember, I still haven't read today's little yellow book, and I really go to see Xiao ......." ”

Before Jiang Xie could finish speaking, Huang Ying grabbed one of his legs from behind.

"Ah...... Don't go, you can dress up as a woman, please!" Although Huang Ying didn't think that Jiang Xie would agree, he still made a final effort.

Jiang Xie couldn't help sighing, squatted down and broke Huang Ying's five fingers one by one, and then said, "Well, let's go buy a basket of steamed buns first." ”

Huang Ying was stunned, not knowing what Jiang Xie meant, so he said, "Jiang Xie, are you hungry?

Jiang Xie was laughed angrily by this girl: "Isn't it that your palace maids are all flat-chested?

After Huang Ying reacted, she said in surprise: "You...... You mean...... You agreed to dress up as a woman?"

Jiang Xie snapped his fingers and said, "That's right, so I suggest you buy it quickly, otherwise I can't say it accurately, and I will regret it immediately." ”

Huang Ying nodded hurriedly, and then got up from the ground, almost tripping, but he didn't care about it, so he hurriedly bought buns.

Jiang Xie looked at Huang Ying's back, showed a smile and said to himself, "Just toss with this stupid girl today." ”

It didn't take long for Huang Ying to pant and carry a cage of steamed buns and came to Jiang Xie.

Jiang Xie glanced at Huang Ying and said, "It's all this time, can you really buy buns?"

Huang Ying nodded a little casually and said: "Originally, I couldn't buy it, and the shops selling steamed buns were closed, but I spent ten spirit stones, and the boss who sold the steamed buns was excited all of a sudden, and the boss was quite enthusiastic, and it didn't take long for a cage of meat buns to be ready." ”

The corners of Jiang Xie's mouth twitched, and he wanted to say, you spend ten spirit stones to buy a meat bun for less than a gold coin, do you think he can not be enthusiastic?

Hey, I guess this stupid girl doesn't know yet, although the boss is enthusiastic on the surface, he must be scolding psychologically, which one is mentally retarded, is it stupid to buy a cage ......of meat buns for ten spirit stones.

But Jiang Xie didn't say anything, just took the meat bun, and at the same time hugged the palace maid's clothes and rouge that Huang Ying had taken out before before saying to Huang Ying: "I'll find a place and dress up, you wait!"

Huang Ying nodded expectantly, saying that he would wait here for Jiang Xie to come back in disguise.

Somewhere in the woods, Jiang Xie had a headache when he looked at the outfits of this bunch of girls, and instinctively refused to wear these, but remembered that he had promised Huang Ying, so he stiffened his head and started fighting.

An hour later......

At this time, it was already dark, and there were only a few merry men scattered on the road, still wandering around.

"Brother Zhao Ming, why do you bother? If you want to say that you are the oldest of us, and we all have several concubines, but you don't have any of them, and no one will serve you after drinking?"

"That's right, Brother Zhao Ming, you can't do it, right?"

Zhao Ming was supported by two good brothers, frowned and said: "You know a fart! Labor and management do not take concubines, it is because there is no suitable one." ”

Jia Wei on Zhao Ming's left smiled: "Oh? I don't know what kind of woman Brother Zhao Ming thinks of?"

Zhang Wenyan on Zhao Ming's right coaxed: "You still need to think about it, you must be the great beauty of the imperial city, Mrs. Qin." Zhang Wenyan is a well-known mature woman, and even his concubines are older than him, and they are ...... him.

"I heard that I thought that labor and management were as heavy as you, although Mrs. Qin was indeed very beautiful, and she was also the object of everyone's hearts in the imperial city...... , but after all, he is much older than our fathers...... , The woman I like is actually simple, as long as there is such a standard. Zhao Ming said speechlessly.

Jia Wei and Zhao Wenyan were also interested, so they asked what the standard was?

Zhao Ming was questioned by the two for a long time, and then said impatiently: "Okay, you have to have big breasts, and you have to have particularly big breasts!" Zhao Ming compared with his hands when he explained, for fear that the two would not understand.