Chapter 365: Theoretically, you can go through the back door and cheat to eat and drink
Li Nianfan was stunned for a moment, "You ...... Can you still modify it at will?"
Niu Tou said modestly: "It can only be changed slightly, the nature remains the same, and it is still impossible to turn a pig into a dog." ”
Reincarnated in an ordinary family into a rich family, do you call this a small change?
That's bigger than the gap between pigs and dogs!
A group of officials who don't understand the people's livelihood and suffering!
At this moment, Li Nianfan is really impressed by this trial work.
With such an awesome work, the bull head and the horse face are still pushing back, is this like words?
I don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings, envy.
Li Nianfan is really glad that his relationship with the underworld is not bad, it is very good, and the road is stable.
He saw that they hadn't spoken for a long time, and there was a faint sadness between his eyebrows, so he almost wrote the word worry on his face, and he didn't even dare to say anything.
Suddenly, his heart moved, and he said: "Brother Niu, tell me honestly, how will the three of them be judged?"
"This ......"
Niu Tou looked at the three of them, a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Two of them kill innocents indiscriminately, and one is illegally refining souls, but they are all big crimes, and they may not be able to be reincarnated." ”
If you can't be reincarnated, you will go to eighteen levels of hell.
Yun Yiyi's face turned pale, smiled bitterly, and said, "Master Li, this is what the little woman deserves, and there is no need to plead." ”
At this time, Jiese spoke, "The poor monk has been with him all the way, and he has the ability but has not stopped it, and the cause and effect of Miss Yun should be recorded on the head of the poor monk." ”
Seeing that the two of them were about to stage a fancy show of affection and abuse of dogs, Li Nianfan hurriedly interrupted, "Ahem, Brother Niu, that ...... Can you be accommodating?"
"Theoretically, no. Niu Tou spoke, the three words 'theoretically' are very particular, and sure enough, he listened to Niu Tou's words, "However, the three of them, one to establish Buddhism, one to incarnate in hell, and one to complete reincarnation, these are all great virtues, and they can intercede outside the law." ”
Li Nianfan smiled, "It's good to be able to intercede!"
The so-called intercession, isn't this thing controlled by the bull's hand?
Immediately, he took out the wine gourd and poured a glass of wine, "By the way, Brother Niu, Brother Ma, we met for the first time, you haven't tasted my home-brewed wine, although it can't compare to the so-called fairy wine, but the taste is definitely okay, try it." ”
"Li Gongzi, you can see the outside, with our relationship, do you need to fix these things outside your body?" Niu Tou and Ma Mian said, but their eyes were staring straight at the quilt, which was about to bulge out.
After they recovered, black and white impermanence boasted in front of them how great the masters were, and the most mentioned was naturally the food and wine of the masters, which were a hundred times more precious than the so-called fairy dew elixir!
Every time I hear it, I can't eat the cow's head and the horse's face, and the saliva is flowing, and they are not good at the rest, so it's good for this one!
Is this the wine of a master?
Sniffed my nose, well, it smells so good!
Li Nianfan said with a smile: "It's because I don't see you outside that I invite you to drink, you're welcome." ”
Niu Tou Ma Mian swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "coo", "Then we will be disrespectful." ”
After speaking, he couldn't wait to take the wine glass and drink it all.
"Ahh
Good wine, really good wine!
They smashed their mouths, not only did they taste beautiful, but they were also very beneficial to cultivation, this wine ...... It's not like the world can have it.
Niu Tou Ma Mian's heart suddenly swelled with a thousand thoughts, and his admiration for the master soared, and he couldn't imagine that now he was not only out of trouble, but also able to taste such a divine wine, such a creation is simply unimaginable.
Li Nianfan took the wine gourd and smiled slightly, "Come on, come on, there will be one more cup after drinking this glass." ”
Of course, he didn't just give Niu Tou Ma noodles a drink, but they were still next to the black and white impermanence, so naturally they were indispensable, and together with the ghost who was in charge of guarding here, they also got a glass of wine.
The eyes of these ghosts have long been looking at this side, and they thought that they would be able to smell the wine and get over their noses, but they didn't expect to be able to mix a glass of wine to drink, and they were immediately flattered and thanked again and again.
As for the bunch of souls queuing up, it was a bit miserable, and they could only watch with their eyes.
At this moment, an old man blurted out a protest: "Why didn't we give a drop?" ”
"Huh?"
Niu Tou was stunned for a moment, "This old man's thinking can still be so clear, what's the matter?"
Ma Mian waved his hand, "It seems that the IQ is still retained, drag it out, and give another bowl of Meng Po soup." ”
Everyone enjoyed a feast of grapes and wine, and their mood suddenly became happy.
Two strands of red rose on the cow's face, and he patted his chest happily and said: "Li Gongzi, these three people are your friends, that is my bull's friend, my old cow has no other skills, and he is doing it for his friend, and this matter is on me!"
Immediately, he raised his hand and waved, and a glimmer of light appeared on the book of life and death.
The first to appear is the moon.
"The demons, who have killed countless people, are extremely heinous, and should be sent to the sixteenth layer of hell, sentenced to three thousand years, and then re-entered the pig's womb. ”
This is terrifying, to suffer in the sixteenth layer of hell for three thousand years, and then to be in the womb of a pig.
"Little things. The bull head smiled slightly, put the brush in his mouth, and began to put the pen down.
"Reciting his banner and repenting, founding Buddhism, guiding people to goodness, and bearing good causes, it is recommended that the punishment of hell be temporarily exempted for future observation. ”
The bull head scratched the bull's head and said, "Li Gongzi, hell is avoided, but if you enter reincarnation, I am afraid that you will have to go through nine lifetimes of misery, and you may not be a human being." ”
"Thank you so much. Yue Tu opened her mouth sincerely, paused and said, "Can you let me vote for a man?" ”
It seems that she is still counting on being a monk again in the next life.
"Hahaha, this one is the easiest. The bull head smiled slightly, and wrote parentheses at the end, male, male, male.
Next, when it came to Jiese and Yun Yiyi, the faces of the two of them suddenly became a little nervous.
Not surprisingly, their sins also reached the level of going to hell, but much lighter than Yuedi.
Niu Tou smiled, "You two are easier to handle, and you still have a great favor in my underworld, it's a piece of cake." ”
Yun Yiyi looked forward to it: "Can you arrange for me and the monk to be husband and wife?"
Niu Tou said: "Yes, yes, but since you are guilty, I am afraid that there will be a lot of setbacks in your fate." ”
Li Nianfan said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if there are setbacks, the final outcome is good." ”
When Niu Tou saw that Li Nianfan had spoken, he naturally didn't say anything, and his mouth was full of brushes, "This ...... I'll try it. ”
"The nine generations of love calamities, although there are many calamities, the love road is bumpy, and the obstruction is like a moat, but ......"
Niu Tou weighed this sentence repeatedly, and finally slapped his head, and simply wrote down the words "happy ending".
Damn, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm writing here in the general direction, as for the specific fate arrangement, how can I love it.
My old cow is a rough man, so I can only help you so much.
Yun Yiyi immediately said happily: "Thank you, Lord Niutou." ”
The black and white are not common, and he said with a smile: "It's okay, as long as you go and drink Meng Po soup, you can be reincarnated." ”
The three of them glanced at each other, bowed to Li Nianfan together, and did not speak, because words could no longer express the gratitude in the hearts of themselves and others.
Li Nianfan laughed, "Okay, what you should be grateful to is the adults in the underworld, and you will be a good person in the next life." ”
He pursed his lips, feeling that there was something strange about his words.
Black and white impermanence leads the way, "Please come with me." ”
For the three of them, the underworld naturally opened a fast channel, and there was no need to queue up, ensuring that they could be reincarnated quickly.
Back at Nai He Bridge, the old woman who scooped the soup was still there, her face was kind, and it didn't seem to have changed much.
smiled at everyone, opened the back door, and scooped three bowls for the three of them, "You're welcome, just drink." ”
She looked at Li Nianfan and the others again, and said with a smile: "Guests, do you want to have some?"
"Don't!" Nan Nan and Long Er trembled all over their bodies and hid behind Li Nianfan.
Ziye couldn't help but say, "Mother-in-law, don't be joking. ”
She was smiling, remembering that when she came to the underworld in the past, her mother-in-law would ask herself this question every time to scare her.
"Hehe, it's Xiao Zi. Meng Po's eyes showed kindness, "I haven't seen you for many years, how is the Heavenly Palace now?"
Zi Ye's face was slightly bitter, and he opened his mouth, and he was about to tell Meng Po about the situation in the Heavenly Palace, expecting to get a way to crack it.
"Gross!"
Yun Yiyi suddenly retched, she took the bowl, and smelled it suddenly without defense, and immediately her stomach twitched, and her face was full of horror.
It's smelly and fishy, drink this thing...... Will it die?
Looking at Yuetu and Jiese again, the two of them had closed their eyes, as if they were chanting scriptures, but the hand holding the bowl was trembling slightly.
Yun Yiyi hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm a little ...... Gross!"
Li Nianfan couldn't help but say, "That...... Mother-in-law, can you add some spice to the soup? ”
Meng Po smiled and said, "If Li Gongzi has any seasonings, you can put them in the pot and try them." ”
"Okay. Li Nianfan took out the seasoning bag he was carrying, tore open a packet, and poured a small half bag into the pot.
Meng Po stirred for a while, and the next moment, a strange fragrance suddenly appeared, and suddenly, those ghosts who were originally full of anxiety suddenly twitched their noses, and looked at Meng Po soup with strange eyes, and even a little impatient.
The black and white impermanent gaze couldn't help but be sure, looking at the pot of Meng Po soup, he couldn't help but lick his lips.
Bai Wuchang couldn't help but say, "Li Gongzi, what did you put here?
"Essence of chicken and cumin, these two things are good things to improve the taste and aroma. ”
Bai Wuchang exclaimed: "I'll go, chicken essence?
Hei Wuchang is even more full of curiosity, "What kind of chicken is this, I need to catch some more." ”
Meng Po began to serve soup to the ghosts again.
In front of him was a middle-aged man, holding Meng Po soup in his hand, but he didn't take a bite for a long time.
The ghost's face suddenly sank, and he said in a low voice: "What's the matter? It's all improved for you, don't you drink it yet?"
The ghost looked sad and said: "The adults don't know, the villain and a woman love and kill each other, the love is stronger than gold, touching the heavens and the earth, deeply engraved each other in my mind, I once swore that I will never forget each other." ”
Onicha frowned, "What do you want to express?"
"A bowl of Meng Po soup...... Probably not enough. ”
"Good boy, you are brave enough! I see that you are clearly trying to cheat and cheat!"
The ghost cha had already seen through everything, and beckoned, "Come on, bring him the original version of Meng Po soup, let him drink to his heart's content!"