Chapter 2 There are two saints in the sky, and the world is peaceful
"Lie down. ”
Zhou Yu put Li Shuang on the sofa and stood up.
Li Shuang was stunned and said, "What, what do you mean?"
Her cheeks were slightly dizzy, and her tears were still there, so she looked lovely and lovely, not inferior to Zhao Liangliang.
"It's hard for you to come so far, you should drink some milk first. ”
Zhou Yu picked up the milk he had prepared for himself on the coffee table and handed it to Li Shuang.
Li Shuang took the cup in a daze, he walked to the corner of the living room, opened the cabinet, and took out a medicine box.
Only then did Li Shuang react, and couldn't help but feel heavier on her face, and hurriedly lowered her head to drink milk.
Can't speak, can't speak.
Oops, almost exposed!
Zhou Yu came back, sat down on the other end of the sofa, lifted one of her feet, put it on her lap, and took out gauze, tweezers, and alcohol from the medicine box.
Li Shuang's feet were not only covered with mud, but also had many wounds, and Zhou Yu began to carefully clean her wounds, and then wiped them with alcohol to disinfect them.
He looked up and said, "If it hurts, it screams." ”
"No, it doesn't hurt. ”
"Oh. ”
After Zhou Yu finished processing one foot, he then handled the other foot, the action was meticulous, and the process was standard.
Li Shuang couldn't help but sigh: "I feel like I'm in a dream, and now I finally believe that you are really not the group performer, you are a doctor who wants to be an angel in white." Well, although it's psychological medicine. ”
"What they told you?"
Zhou Yu asked casually.
"Hmm. ”
Li Shuang's voice deepened, "It turns out that this is the case." ”
"And what do they mean?"
Li Shuang was silent for a few seconds, and then said softly: "In the future, I will be like Mr. Tao Tieniu, become a marginal member of the organization and do some suitable services for the organization." ”
"Tao Tie Niu?"
"It's Mr. Tao Min, his original name is Tao Tieniu, and he is a mountain household in Jiuzhi Mountain. After entering the organization more than ten years ago, he gradually took over some affairs and came to a certain position, and the original name was certainly not appropriate. ”
"What did he do?"
"Do you know the Ceramics Center?"
Zhou Yu thought for a while, and suddenly said: "Oh, it turns out that it is Cangwu's industry, and he is cooking." ”
"yes, I was shocked too. Ceramic Group has a wide range of business, involving all aspects, has long been listed, the scale is very large, in Hangzhou listed companies can be ranked in the top ten, and basically are industrial, very stable. ”
Zhou Yu nodded and said, "For them, this is also a dispensable thing. ”
"yes. Li Shuang sighed, "Who would have thought that there are so many things and things in the world that cannot be explained by common sense?"
"So you're at a loss. Zhou Yu said seriously, "Isn't it fragrant to be a big star?"
"I can't remember your words, what's so fragrant?" Li Shuang wrinkled her nose and snorted, "The entertainment industry, it stinks, where does it come from." ”
"You look like this, you came to Hangzhou temporarily, right?" Zhou Yu found a topic, "What about Ai Ai?"
"Yikes!"
Li Shuang exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly said, "Quick, lend me your mobile phone." ”
"Oh. ”
Then, Li Shuang looked at his first-generation smartphone for the middle-aged and elderly with a confused expression: "You use this?"
Zhou Yu said: "It is very strong and durable. ”
“......”
Li Shuang first dialed a number with Zhou Yu's mobile phone, hung up, and then said, "Na, this is my number, I'll save it for you." Hey, this phone is so powerful, I can't use it...... Well, it's saved. ”
Then she dialed another number, and after a while, she immediately said, "Ai Ai, it's me." ”
"Sister Shuang!" Liang Aiai screamed with a crying voice, "You finally contacted me! Where are you? What about you! Director Ma is going crazy, and the brokerage company is also going crazy......
Li Shuang smiled and said: "There will be no brokerage company in the future, I will change the owner." ”
"Huh?"
"Ceramics Group, they will soon enter the entertainment industry, I am the first to sign. They'll take care of the specifics, and you come with me. Li Shuang casually made up a reason.
"Ahh......h
Li Shuang continued: "I'm in Hangzhou, I don't want to go back, don't look for me." You tell Director Ma that I only have a little bit of the remaining scenes that need to be reshot, and let him arrange a stand-in. ”
"Didn't you never use a stand-in?"
"Liang Aiai, are you teaching me to do things?"
"Ah......h Sister Shuang, you murder me, you have changed. You can't be kidnapped by some little white face, are you?"
Li Shuang's face turned red again: "Phew, remember to take care of the rabbit, and I'll settle accounts with you if you lose a hair!"
"Got it, got it. Ai Ai was suddenly startled, "Sister Shuang, whose number is this?"
Li Shuang smiled thiefly, the happiness on the corner of her mouth was about to overflow, and said, "That's what you said, the person who kidnapped me." ”
"Ah......h
Li Shuang hung up the phone and looked at Zhou Yu: "I'm hungry." ”
"Oh, then I'll order takeout. ”
"I don't eat takeout. ”
"Then go out and eat. There is nothing left at home, and I can't cook. ”
"I can't walk. ”
"What are you trying to express?"
Li Shuang sat up straight on the sofa and spread her arms: "My clothes are not good, take me to buy clothes." ”
Zhou Yu frowned and said, "Don't you have a home in Hangzhou, I'll send you over." ”
Li Shuang was dissatisfied: "There are no new clothes at home. ”
"Clothes are not as good as old. ”
"I'm going to start a new life. Li Shuang said solemnly, "I still want to buy a new mobile phone, I want to post Weibo, I want to post Moments, I want to make an official announcement, my maternal solo career is over!"
Zhou Yu smiled and said, "I didn't agree. ”
"The rejection is invalid. ”
"Then you have fun. I didn't agree anyway. ”
Li Shuang didn't care: "Whatever, what I have is time." I do not believe it, but your heart is made of stone. ”
Zhou Yu treated her foot injury, wrapped it in sterilized gauze, found her a pair of cotton slippers, and said, "Tell me the address of your home in Hangzhou." ”
"I don't. ”
"Do you want to live with me?"
"Why not?"
"Aren't you a mother-fetal solo?
"This is called daring to love and hate. ”
"Then when you hate me, remember to push harder. ”
Li Shuang said indifferently: "Hurry up, take me out, I want to eat, I want to buy clothes, I want to buy a mobile phone." ”
"Good, good. ”
Li Shuang threw herself into his arms and smiled like a cute cow cat: "It's cheap for you." ”
"I think I'm at a loss. ”
"Whatever, just be happy. ”
Zhou Yu's psychological quality is excellent, not to mention that Li Shuang doesn't care, so he took her downstairs, drove his third-hand small domestic production, took her to buy clothes, and bought a mobile phone to replace the card on the spot.
Then I had a meal of yellow braised chicken rice.
Li Shuangmei posted on Weibo and posted it to Moments.
The accompanying picture is a selfie of the princess lying in a man's arms, with an open street in the background and shocked passers-by.
Zhou Yu was driving and asked, "You really don't want to go home?"
Li Shuang shook his head like a rattle: "Don't go back, don't go back, don't go back!"
"You like me so much? You've only seen me for the first time today. ”
"Like is the outpouring of the soul, what is the face and body?"
"But in that world, we didn't have much contact. ”
"You can interpret it as not knowing what to do. ”
Zhou Yu was silent for a few seconds, and said softly: "Love will also end without knowing what to do, and it will go to death." ”
"Then it's up to fate. Li Shuang smiled unchanged, as if she really didn't care about the beginning and end of whether it would exist, "I didn't believe in such a thing as fate before, but now I do, and because of this, I confirm whether I really like your thoughts." ”
"You could be wrong. ”
"But why can't I pick someone who seems to be the right person to start my first love? If it's wrong, then it's wrong. Falling in love and breaking up without a cooling-off period. She thought for a moment and added, "Yes, that's it." ”
"My house is rented and there is only one bedroom. Zhou Yu moved his shoulders, "You know, I'm poor." ”
"You can sleep on the couch. ”
"Huh. ”
"Why, aren't you a little disappointed? Thought I'm going to sleep with you so soon?"
"I'm not used to sleeping with other people. ”
"Sooner or later you'll get used to it. ”
"No, I'm not used to it in the morning, and I'm not used to it in the evening. ”
"Hey, you're so boring, you just let me hide in your house for a while. Ai Ai has already negotiated the new film, rushing to catch up with the Chinese New Year, and filming will start in half a month, and I am under a lot of pressure. ”
Zhou Yu asked, "Is that the historical fantasy film?"
"Yes, what is it called "Biography", the background is the Tang Dynasty, the period of Gaozong. ”
Zhou Yu sighed: "Liu Yi passed the book." This story isn't comic at all, it's not suitable for the Chinese New Year, right?"
"Yes, yes, it's this legendary story of the Tang Dynasty, and the plot is said to be changed and turned into a happy comedy. ”
Zhou Yu said with a smile: "The dog screenwriter is coming again when he opens his mouth again." But this film has to use a lot of special effects, right?"
"The film has been established a long time ago, and the relevant production has already started. ”
"Tsk, in the era of industrialization, assembly line operation. ”
Li Shuang's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "I'll give you a role, right?" The actor is a little difficult, and there is no other problem. ”
"No interest. ”
Zhou Yu drove the car on the Qianjiang Bridge and was about to cross the river to go home.
Squeak!
suddenly
The sharp and terrifying sound of brakes sounded, and a bus suddenly lost control and crossed the lane, quickly turned around and flicked its tail, and with a bang, knocked over several normal cars on the bridge!
The huge bus ran over like a mountain and hit Zhou Yu's car.
Zhou Yu didn't have time to think about it, and in Li Shuang's screams, he tore off the seat belt and grabbed Li Shuang with his hand.
Bang!
The three-handed small domestic product rolled and flew up and flew out of the guardrail of the bridge.
Straight down the river.
Sometimes accidents come too quickly, like when you're standing in the street and you hear the sound of a bullet loading in the midst of the noise of thousands of people, and then your mind explodes as you think.
The world goes as fast as you come, a hurried birth canal.
Zhou Yu saw a passage, like the birth canal when a person was born, opened in the dark, tearing the rolling river tide, and burying the huge darkness, like a deep night, annihilating the world.
He saw the stars, shining.
He released the sword of Zhaogu, cut the roof of the car, and the sword light enveloped him and Li Shuang, wanting to fly out of the air.
But that passage like a birth canal has infinite pressure, squeezing through time and space.
The smoky bus finally stopped, just a millimeter away from falling into the river, and the people on the bus fell together, screaming and swearing, and only one woman sat quietly in the last row, with a mixed smile.
Her phone rang,
She answered the phone and heard a "meow" from the other side.
And when the darkness finally breaks, the light and shadow reappear in the eyes.
Zhou Yu heard a voice: "When the emperor and queen are in the hall today, the two saints are in the hall, everyone is in the dynasty, and the world is peaceful, you scholar who has fallen off the list dare to speak falsely, pretending to be amazing, but it makes people laugh!"