Chapter 11: Marriage and Dragons
"Two adults, Zhou Yu is the person in my dreams, I have a lot to say to him, one step ahead, the two adults should make plans as soon as possible, and arrange all the things for us to get married!"
Li Shuang has acted in a lot of costume dramas, and her lines come as soon as she opens her mouth.
Father Zhou and Father Han were a little confused.
Zhou Yu spread his hands: "Have you asked my opinion?"
"You have no opinion!"
Li Shuang was unceremoniously, took his hand and went out,
"Let's go, let's go shopping. The order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, and the auspiciousness of the lottery are not what you and I should listen to, and it is up to the adults to decide. ”
After Zhou Yu was pulled out by her, Father Zhou and Father Han looked at each other.
Father Han said: "Brother Zhou, I am at a loss. ”
Father Zhou said: "What is the loss? You and I have not yet informed the name of the child, but the noble daughter actually said the name of my son, which shows that it is indeed a marriage in a dream, it cannot be faked, it is a match made in heaven, but that's it, right?"
Father Han's face was still bitter, and he could only say, "Brother Shi is reasonable. ”
Father Zhou said again: "Brother Han Shi, I am at a loss. ”
Father Han said unhappily: "My daughter is beautiful and beautiful, lively and lovely, what is the loss of your family?"
Father Zhou said: "When people are not thirteen or fourteen and marry, most of them are sixteen, and they should also be women, and the nobles and daughters are distinct and distinct...... Brother Shi didn't tell the truth at the banquet that day!"
Father Zhou made it clear, so he almost asked the other party directly, is there anything wrong with your girl, otherwise how could she not be married at such an old age, you are fooling me as a fool?
Han's father is also real, and said honestly: "My daughter is frail, and when she is fourteen or fifteen years old, although she blindly seeks medical advice, she is always not good, and my mother and I are very sad.
One day came an immortal master, Dao Wu Nu has a great opportunity to ten years later, then gave a bronze black stone bracelet, ordered my daughter to wear it on the wrist, sure enough, since then the body is healthy, even a little wind and cold has not suffered, it can be seen that there are miraculous things in the world, so by the order of the immortal master, wait until ten years later, only to find a good husband for my daughter. ”
"Ah......h
Father Zhou thought about it, didn't his son just practice the immortal law with the Taoist, and he also walked through the Dragon Mansion and got a lot of resources?
Zhou Yu's flying sword attack technique scared him alive!
Father Zhou suddenly said: "It seems that it is really a godsend! Brother Shi, it is better to set a good day and an auspicious day early, how about it?"
"Good!"
"I'm old, and I want to tease my grandson for a long time. ”
"I am also old, this is the only daughter, I have a lot of wealth, and I will have a good son and a son-in-law in the future!"
The two old fathers held hands and looked at each other with teary eyes, and they were both indignant: "The hearts of parents are so pitiful!"
For a while, the two of them burst into tears, drank each other, and set Najib in three days and married in five days, striving to hold their grandchildren when the autumn of the next year is cool.
Even the good grandson to wear in Japan, the nurse, the employment of Mr. private school, etc., are all discussed, the two fathers have a strange tacit understanding, synergy, and immediately swear blood for the two strategic cooperation consensus.
The streets of Tanzhou Mansion,
Li Shuang saw that there was a candy seller, so she grinded Zhou Yu to buy it for her.
Zhou Yu said angrily: "Miss Han, your family is very rich, buy it yourself." ”
Li Shuang smiled and said: "Father Han said, your family has dug out a gold mountain underground, and now you are a first-class rich man in Tanzhou Mansion!
"Shouting what?"
"Call you to flirt with a good woman. ”
"Where do I have?"
"Aren't you still holding my hand?"
"Touch your conscience, who is holding on to whom?"
"I have a big breast, and I can't touch my conscience. ”
Zhou Yu used to think that Zhao Liangliang's ghost was not gone, but now he found that Li Shuang was not far behind, no, she was even more difficult.
Later, Li Shuang held Zhou Yu in one hand and Guan Gong in the other hand The sugar man who returned to the horse with the knife was held, and he bit the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in one bite, squinted his eyes, and said happily: "It's so sweet, can you take a bite?"
"I don't eat it. ”
"Eat. ”
"I'm afraid of diabetes. ”
"You're stupid! You're a cultivator, I heard you don't even need to ...... ...... you don't need to pee" Li Shuang is still a girl after all, and her cheeks are red.
"When we meet an old friend in another country, can we talk about something else?"
"Okay. ”
Zhou Yu said seriously: "Why don't we run away?"
Li Shuangqi asked, "Why did you run away?"
"If they don't run away, they're afraid they'll have to set up all the cave houses. ”
Li Shuang's face was happy: "Isn't that good?" ”
"You won't take it seriously, will you?" Zhou Yu was surprised.
"Why can't you take it seriously? The order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, let me tell you Zhou Yu, I am a very traditional and conservative person, and I am cheap for you. Humph......"
Zhou Yu looked helpless and said: "Nonsense, it's really a hammer! I play an online game these days, and I can still get married in the game, the question is whether the law recognizes it, can I give a red book?"
"Let's just make up one after we go out, it's cheap. Li Shuang said.
"It's a mission world. Zhou Yu said solemnly.
"I know. ”
Zhou Yu asked, "Then do you know what the task is?"
Li Shuang also straightened up and said, "If I guessed correctly, it's the world of "Liu Yi's Biography", right?"
"Hmm. ”
Zhou Yu's face was thoughtful,
"When I first came in, I saw that Liu Yi, he was in front, probably unwilling to pass the book for the shepherd dragon girl, and had been eaten alive, and then I passed the book for her, and I had already been to the Dongting Dragon Mansion once.
Now that I have just returned to the 'home' of this Tanzhou capital, I first met the Zhang Yuanwai family who had been engaged to the marriage contract of the Zhou family in the past, and then married the Korean family where you are...... You think carefully first. ”
Li Shuang thought for a while and said: "I have read the script of "The Secretary" to be filmed, and by the way, I also flipped through the original book. After Liu Yi came out of the Dragon Mansion, his family assets increased dramatically, and he became rich, first married his wife Zhang, died, and then married Han, and died in a few months, so he moved to Jinling, and finally married an official eunuch Lu Shi, which settled down, and after a year, he gave birth to a son, and on the day of the full moon of the son, he found out that his wife Lu was the dragon girl of the past......"
Zhou Yu said seriously: "Look, what kind of marriage is this, what kind of marriage is this, this is life-giving, be your rich lady, wait for me to complete this bullshit task, won't it be fragrant for us to go back together?"
Who knows, Li Shuang plunged into his arms and muttered, "I don't, I don't, I don't!
"I-" Zhou Yu sighed long, "Sometimes I really feel that fate is unfair. ”
"What?" Li Shuang looked up in his arms, and the fox asked.
"If only you weren't born so handsome. ”
"Hahahaha!"
Li Shuang threw the candy man in her hand, wrapped her hands around his neck, suddenly stood on tiptoe, and pecked him lightly on the lips.
Although the Tang people are open, passers-by are all shocked.
Not far away, on the upper floor of Dingshi, the two old fathers were watching them from the window, seeing this situation, Han Yuanwai's hands and feet trembled, and he almost fell, and burst into tears: "Let's go, my family will add another thirty dowries!"
"Okay, you also took advantage of the cheapness, isn't it time to go back?" Zhou Yu said angrily.
He subconsciously licked his lips,
Li Shuang smiled shyly and asked, "Is it sweet?"
"Well, you just ate the candy man, it's pretty sweet. ”
"Nonsense, sweet is clearly the taste of the first kiss. ”
"I wasn't the first kiss. ”
"I am. Li Shuang had an expression of I believe you as a ghost, and said with a smile, "I'll go back and urge Daddy Han to get married as soon as possible!"
Zhou Yu turned around and left, without looking back: "I'll discuss with Daddy Zhou when I go back, I want to go out to study, I don't pass the imperial examination, and I will never return home!"
"Then I'll go jump to Dongting Lake!"
“...... You win. ”
For a while, Zhou Yu returned to Zhou's house, entered the courtyard of the deep house, arrived at his residence, retreated from the servants and maids, closed the doors and windows, and began to close his eyes and calm his mind, and practice soul arts.
Nothing was said for days.
On the third day, Zhou's father really prepared a bride price that caused a sensation in the Quantan Prefecture, and invited many local celebrities and elders to go to Han's house to receive the lottery.
The Han family also began to prepare two days earlier, and on the fifth day, the Tanzhou Mansion was once again a sensation, with one hundred and ninety-nine dowries passing through the city, ten miles of red makeup, and the joy of the two families scattered out was unknown.
It's dusk,
The faint is also married.
Zhou's high hall, red candles shine high, the lights are bright, the maids come and go endlessly, the feast fills the whole house, the whole city is up and down, all those who have a head and a face, all are salty and gather to congratulate.
Zhou Yu in the hall was dressed in a red suit, and Li Shuang was wearing a red cover, and the two were facing each other.
Zhou Yu said in a low voice: "Don't forget it, I always feel that something is going to happen tonight." ”
"Killed?"
"Hmm. ”
"Oh, you're a serious person, but it's all fake!
"I ......" Zhou Yu couldn't laugh or cry, "Can you stop driving?"
"It's obviously your car that we just got to this ghost world. ”
"What do you think, it must be the work of the dog organization. ”
"That's simpler, it means that the organization has decided that we will get married, do you dare to object?"
"I'm not from the Dog Organization, at least not yet. ”
"Zhou Yu, you really don't want to be with me?" Li Shuang's voice was soft.
"Actually, you're pretty good. ”
"Good guy card?"
"That's not what I meant. ”
"Hey, don't worry, I'll just think it's a dream. How can the things in the dream be taken seriously?" Li Shuang said sourly.
Zhou Yu felt that he couldn't be like this, and he had a tendency to be scum, so he said: "It's too late for you to regret it, I'll take you away with my sword." ”
"I'm afraid I can't leave, right?"
"Huh?"
Zhou Yu raised his head and looked outside the hall, I don't know when, the cold rain was dripping, and the change was extremely fast, and in the middle of it, it was pouring down.
There were high clouds rolling in the sky, obscuring the stars and the moon, and a low roar was heard in the clouds, like a great thing roaring.
The Zhou family suddenly became anxious, which was not a good sign.
The old man who was the master of ceremonies hurriedly said, "It's okay to salute!"
Zhou's father and mother sat on the hall and nodded, their faces full of joy.
Suddenly, in the upper clouds of the sky, a huge thing hung down, with green scales and ink whiskers, hideous horns, electric fire running on the surface of the body, and thunder and light wandering around the body.
The tail swings high in the sky, sweeping away the clouds, and the head hangs in the world, breaking through the wind and rain.
But it was a hundred-foot blue-armored dragon, hanging its head down, arching suddenly, and smashing the main hall of Xu Fangyuan in Zhou's mu, a bloody mouth covered the head, the bloody tongue swept away, the turbidity was monstrous, and suddenly rolled up, and he was going to eat the bride with red makeup.
Li Shuang's red hijab flew away, revealing her delicate face, the evil dragon's eyes were fierce, staring at Li Shuang, radiating an undisguised vicious light, and the bloody tongue was like a chain, wrapped around Li Shuang.
Li Shuang was shocked and hurriedly grabbed Zhou Yu's hand.
In the middle of the class, everyone was shocked and fainted.
Zhou Yu's eyes burst with sword fire, and he let out a clear roar and shouted: "Evil animal, I knew this was the case!"
He put his hand in his hand, and the sword soared out of the air, the sword light was turbulent, the river was rushing, and it slashed towards the dragon's tongue!
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When I was almost finished, I remembered that today was the weekend, so I didn't have to go out to move bricks. Damn, why do I still get up at three o'clock to write?
I'm going to go back to sleep.
Next ...... Afternoon bar.