Chapter 1 Barbecue Restaurant Adventures
It's the end of the month again, August, a hot month, and also, a month of summer vacation. The summer gave me a wonderful holiday for a student party, but it was coming to an end.
"Ahh......h Hey, no, I didn't do my homework, and I can do it at school...... That's not going to work, summer vacation——!"
As I walked along the road, the heat and the anguish of my heart caused me to have no strength at all, my limbs were like noodles, and I moved forward reflexively, my eyes glazed over, my mouth slightly open, and I thought in a voice that I could almost hear clearly.
"Woo...... Summer vacation, love me again during summer vacation...... "I roared inwardly, and my eyes glanced to the side, just in time to see a newly opened barbecue restaurant nearby.
To be reasonable, in the summer, barbecue, do you think about the feelings of passers-by? If you get a barbecue on a cool day, it's not bad, the point is, this is especially summer! People like you should die of poverty!
I thought so, and when I looked closer into the store, I was so angry that I almost lost my breath. Inside, it's overcrowded!
There are groups of three or five, there are singles, there are male and female couples, there are male and female suspected couples, and a pair of suspected male and female couples. Ordering food, asking for wine, chatting, talking about coconut dew jokes, discussing where to open a room for a while, good guys! Several waiters were busy before and after, serving dishes, handing skewers, opening the refrigerator and getting wine, and they were so busy that they were sweating profusely. In fact, if you are not busy, you have to sweat profusely, because it is too hot.
I looked stupid outside, forgot about the end of the summer vacation, looked at this room of men and women, women and men, and said in my heart, are you all Chinese? Good guys, it's too resistant to tossing, and it's not too hot to eat barbecue in this summer, which has been developed in Africa.
And what's the most important point? You said that if it's night, the sun goes down, and there is some cool breeze, then I can understand if you have a little barbecue or a skewer or something, it's noon, brother! It's that hot time!
I was thinking about it here, inside, a big bald head in white short sleeves, leading a girl who looked half his age younger, came out after settling the bill, and happened to have a brush with me.
It's just that girl's name is a heavy makeup and glamorous makeup! The face looks like it's all falling powder, and the whole body is full of incense, and the nose is topped! It's already hot, I didn't pay attention to snort, and I almost threw up.
"Vomit, vomit, cough, cough, good guy! This incense doesn't cost money!" I feel that she is here, and the mosquito coil money has been saved this summer, and with this body, mosquitoes within a radius of five meters dare not come!
I covered my mouth and nose with my hands, slowly nauseated, muttered quietly, and when I looked up, another person came out of the room.
This time it wasn't a customer, the waitress, a middle-aged woman in her mid-forties and forties, wearing an apron, standing at the door to look at me. I looked up and saw her, looking at each other.
"Hey, young man, let's have a skewer, the price is fair, it's good. As soon as the middle-aged woman saw that I was eye-to-eye with her, she immediately beckoned.
As soon as I heard it, okay, this is also in line with the age, I am only a young man who is over eighteen years old, you are a half-buried aunt, you call me a young man, you call me a young man, and the young girl calls me a "handsome guy", if you call me a handsome guy, I just can't hold back the nausea, and this time I have to break the embankment.
Of course, these are all complaints, and we have to think about it, I came out in the morning to buy something, but I didn't expect to be delayed, I didn't go back to the meal, and I haven't eaten lunch yet. Okay! Everyone has greeted them, don't be thin, don't have much appetite, eat a little, make up for it, people are iron rice or steel.
Walked up the stairs and into the barbecue restaurant.
There were a lot of people in the room, and there were few seats, and the seats were almost full, but there were two people walking out just now, so there must be empty seats. The aunt took me through the crowd of ** to a place, which is the corner of this store.
What else can I do then? Sit down, I'm also quiet. Ordering, five skewers of pork kidneys, ten skewers of meat, two chicken wings, and a bottle of cold beer, sent the aunt away, and I sat on the stool by myself, playing with my mobile phone.
Meat skewers, a must-order for skewers, needless to say, although the wings are expensive and expensive, but delicious, I can still afford to eat; cold beer, which is purely for quenching thirst and quenching the heat, refreshing, and not drunk. As for this pork kidney......
Man...... I have to think about the future, how can it be a benefit, although there is no available place now, but I can't help but prepare. Of course, I said these words to myself, relieved and relieved, as far as I am forced, in the words of my old friend Big Orange, "the whole is a pig standing up", and I want to find a girl?
Take out your mobile phone, go to WeChat or something, play for a while, and the things I ordered are all on one after another - don't look at the number of people in the store, almost all of them are ordered, I just ordered, fast! Looking at the phone, eating and drinking wine, after a while, the liquidation.
I have to say that eating skewers in summer is not as comfortable as eating skewers in winter, and after eating, it is hot all over, plus spicy, and it is uncomfortable. Swallow the last sip of the beer that had been warm, lie back, fall into the chair, put the phone in your pocket, and glance to the side. Just to the left there was a room, which was supposed to be a storeroom, with no door, only half a curtain.
Inside the house, there were all kinds of buckets and pots on the floor, and especially, there was a big mirror! When I was eating just now, I was either looking at skewers or looking at my phone, so I didn't notice it.
The mirror wasn't too big, but it wasn't small, it used to be on the wall, but now it's in the pantry, and it's facing me now because of the support behind it. And as I just said, my position is relatively partial, and there is no other table on the side, so at the door of the storage room, there is only my table, and this mirror can naturally only shine on me alone.
Hey, look at how handsome the person in the mirror is, 1.88 meters tall, inch head, wearing glasses, under the nose is two Lu Xun-style mustaches, and the chin is a dense circle of beards; if you look at this figure again, yes, the figure is a little flawed, but it is a little fat, it doesn't matter.
It's just a little fat, it's two hundred pounds, okay!
I was admiring myself here, and when I looked up, there was a small thing in the mirror, just above my shoulder. The black rumbling was round, and there were two small white dots in front of it, as if they were two eyes. At first glance, it looked like a head! the head of a creature of some unknown nature! It felt as if it was lying on my back and looking at me!
But to be honest, I was bold enough to shout, not to make a sound, to sit still, to pretend not to see, to turn around, to glance behind me—nothing.
Look at the mirror again, it should be something or something, and there are no little blackheads.
"Hallucinations? Drink too much? Can't, it's just a bottle, can't. Well...... Maybe it's too hot, hallucinations, well, right. ”
With so to myself, I stood up and walked to the door, ready to settle the bill.
The person who settled the bill for me was the aunt just now, and after counting, thirty-nine yuan, gave forty to let her find money, and it happened that she had no change in her pocket, so she went to the cabinet on the side to withdraw the money.
She was gone, and I muttered to myself. Seriously, no matter how bold a person is, it may not be what happens when he suddenly sees such a person, although it may be an illusion, but he is still afraid in his heart, and the cold sweat on his body has not disappeared.
While thinking, I subconsciously looked over there, and at this time, a woman's eager voice sounded outside: "Hey, Xiaobao, don't go over there!"
I looked back, and a woman was calling him son, and when I looked again, there was an old lady and an old beggar coming over from there!
Good fellow, it's not so torn! A black dress, with patches on top of them, patches on top of them, no hat on his head, a mantle on his head, and his hair is all hard! With a broken wooden stick in one hand and a broken porcelain bowl in the other, he bent over and staggered.
The people around avoided one after another, making way for the old lady, but there was no obstruction in front of the old lady, and after a few clicks, she was almost at the door.
I stood in the room and sniffed it, but I felt a foul smell, not so smelly, my stomach churned, and I almost vomited out the little thing I had just eaten.
At this moment, the aunt of the barbecue restaurant came back and gave me a one-dollar steel jump. I reached out and took it, turned around and went out the door, just in time to meet the old lady.
When I got closer, it was really smelly, and there was nothing else in my nose, and I looked at the old lady, sighed, held the coin in my hand, and handed it over, "Bell-" and put it in her bowl.
Seriously, there are a lot of liars these days, and it's not one or two who are beggars and deceives, and I don't know if the old lady in front of me at this moment is real or fake. But, just like her, I have to give this dollar!
It's not easy, if this is a fake, you can smell this stink everywhere you go, how many copies do you have to make! Why don't you have to pay a hard fee?
With a soft thud, steel jumped in. I looked at her, and remembered the girl with heavy makeup just now, and said in my heart that it all made me want to vomit, why is the difference so big? The girl doesn't learn well, and she feels great when she rubs the powder all over her body, and in my eyes, you are not as good as this old lady. Even if she is an "actor", she is better than you, at least dare to do it. Just like you, I won't sleep if I let me sleep, and I won't find a girl like this in the future, and I will eat pork kidneys, so you can sleep with the pig!
Of course, I definitely didn't dare to say these words in front of her, and just for the last sentence, I was afraid that she hadn't beaten me yet, and the bald head would have to beat me first.
I put the steel in and looked up at the old lady, just in time to see that the old lady also looked up at me, looking at each other.
I was speechless in my heart, and said in my heart, why is my old woman so good today?
The old lady looked at me, and suddenly, "poof", was happy.
It doesn't matter if she's happy, it scares me, and I'm about to leave. The old lady didn't know how to react so quickly, and grabbed my wrist with one hand.
Just this moment, I felt that her hand was really strong! Holding my hand, I couldn't use it at all.
"Well, I ......" Before I could speak, the old lady laughed and said, "Come on, come on, come here." ”