Chapter 184 The Philanthropist
For example, now, a Gu Yun with a hint of bookishness on the outside, can you believe that the other party has such a large piece of chest hair?
And it's the kind of black and shiny chest hair, which is not too beautiful.
When Gu Yun's chest hair fell to the ground, Jiang Xie quickly put away his flexible love.
Everyone reacted very much like Jiang Xie, and when they saw such a shocking scene, they were shocked, and then the corners of their mouths smiled, there was no way they wanted to laugh loudly, but if that was the case, they would be hacked to death by Gu Yun!
Gu Yun's face was also red at this time, there was no chest hair, and his chest was cold, although he wanted to walk over, so he picked up the chest hair very carelessly, and then glued it to his chest...... , but there is a trace of reason that tells him that if he really does this, everyone will really be unable to hold back their laughter, and then they will really lose all their faces.
In fact, it is very common to have long chest hair, but Gu Yun's chest hair is too exaggerated like a forest, and it is also his usual image, the contrast is relatively large, so it is full of embarrassment and laughter.
Just like your boss, he is usually a person who is not smiling, cold and handsome, and has a non-qualitative temperament, but one day you see him changing clothes, and you find that this part of his chest is all black and swarthy like a forest-like chest hair, what is the shadow area in your heart? Can you hold back not laughing?
So Gu Yun forcibly didn't look at the chest hair on the ground, and said to Zhang Xiaomei: "...... I lost, say what you ask, as long as my Gu family can do it, I will definitely do it. ”
Zhang Xiaomei is also an empathetic and good child, so naturally she didn't mention it, why didn't you call her grandma, after all, this stalk has been played .......
I saw Zhang Xiaomei obediently pick up her chest hair, came to Gu Yun and handed it to him, "Uncle, your chest hair has fallen off!"
"Poof!" everyone couldn't keep their smile anymore, and laughed directly, this is simply a critical hit, it is amazing my little sister Zhang.
The corners of Gu Yun's mouth twitched, he skipped this topic, okay, you still mention it, and show a well-behaved appearance in front of him, in fact, he is a black belly!
Fortunately, Gu Yun's shamelessness was not blown, he quickly calmed down, glared at everyone, and after stopping the laughter, he put away his chest hair without changing his face, it seems that he really wants to dip his chest hair back afterwards.......
Then Bento didn't happen, and said to Zhang Xiaomei: "Say your wish quickly." ”
In Gu Yun's heart, although he had already had the idea that he must not provoke this girl, he didn't think that the other party could say anything to accept the desire, after all, he was just a little kid, at most he wanted a lot of delicious food and fun, these were really not too simple for the Gu family, she could give her as much as she wanted.
However, Zhang Xiaomei's next words made him completely speechless, you were sent by the monkey to play with them, right?
I saw Zhang Xiaomei smile sweetly: "Then you become philanthropists, if you don't agree, I will play with you every day!"
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, this is to make them even have to change the name of the family? This is too much to ask Nima, and it is not good to change what surname, what kind of charity surname do they have to change? They have never heard of the surname charity, and it must be a surname that is not famous.
But for such a shameless person as Gu Yun, even if she changes her sex, she doesn't even recognize her ancestors, as long as this girl doesn't come to the Gu family to make trouble.
So he said without hesitation: "Okay, I promise you, from this moment on, the Gu family will be renamed a philanthropist!"
Jiang Xie on the roof was stunned before he reacted, this mentally retarded should not know what a philanthropist is, and he thought it was a surname...... , only to agree.
After Zhang Xiaomei received Jiang Xie's transmission, she reminded Gu Yun and the others: "A philanthropist is to do good deeds, that is, to donate spirit stones, elixirs, food, etc. to the poor, this kind of person is a philanthropist, so it has nothing to do with changing his surname." ”
Gu Yun suddenly frowned and said, "Then what's the benefit of being this philanthropist?"
Zhang Xiaomei simply shook her head and said: "It's not good, if you have to say it, even if you do these things, you will feel happy, right, isn't it good." ”
Isn't this just like a big fool? Paying for those who have no use value for free? If you really do these things, you will be happy, and it is estimated that every day is like hell.
And if this continues, it is estimated that it will not be long before the Gu family will only have praise, without any background, and he will not believe it if it does not fall!
If he should change his surname and forget his ancestors, he can do it, if he asks him to be this bullshit philanthropist, he will never agree, because if he agrees, won't all his ambitions and ambitions come to naught?
This is something he can't accept no matter what, and it's a big deal to break the net.
So he snorted coldly, and surrounded Zhang Xiaomei with a wave of his big hand, it seemed that he didn't care about Zhang Xiaomei's terrible strength, and planned to fight hard.
Jiang Xie on the roof shrugged his shoulders, he knew that Gu Yun would not agree like this, so he naturally prepared the final killer plan.
That is Gu Yun who is beating and doubting life! He should understand that if he goes against Zhang Xiaomei, it will only be his own death, and there will be no for others, see if you still agree.
I saw a ball of purple gum popping out of Zhang Xiaomei's small fingers, and everyone involuntarily took two steps back, and there was no way to be shadowed by this thing.
Gu Yun broke out in a cold sweat, he should be the one who was most afraid of this thing, after all, his chest hair was ripped off by this thing!
Just as he broke out in a cold sweat, a purple gum suddenly stuck to his body, and then the candy moved on its own.
Pull up the ancient cloud to the ground of the ancient family compound, rockery, pool, and other places to smash down, the frequency is still very fast, this second is still on the ground to smash the pit, the next second to the pool to make a splash for everyone to enjoy.
Before and after, no matter how Gu Yun exerted his Xuan Qi, he couldn't break free from this empty candy, so he could only let it drag himself everywhere.
"Ahhh
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
Everyone looked at Gu Yun who was covered in mosaics, and his compromise also chose to understand, after all, this kind of pain was too terrifying.
After seeing Gu Yun agree, Jiang Xie manipulated the flexible love, blasted a pit with Gu Yun's body, and put Gu Yun face down before putting Gu Yun down.
Jiang Xie couldn't help wiping a handful of sweat, because of the relationship between children, no one was killed in Jiang Xie's control, and bloody scenes were all avoided, anyway, with the vision of a six- or seven-year-old child, it was not very difficult to do this.
Next, let Zhang Xiaomei put down a sentence, I hope you can abide by the agreement, otherwise she will come to the Gu family every day, and she will meet Zhang Xiaomei at the door of the ancient house and leave here together.
Along the way, Jiang Xie took Zhang Xiaomei's little hand and asked, "How is it, are you happy today?"
"Well, happy! I've never played with so many people, but they don't seem to be very happy. Zhang Xiaomei pouted.
Jiang Xie nodded, for adults, Zhang Xiaomei punished a bunch of bad people, but in the eyes of a child like Zhang Xiaomei, she really just went to play.
Jiang Xie glanced at Zhang Xiaomei, knowing that this child also did not have parents by his side, so he must be very lonely, otherwise he would not run away as soon as he encountered something he was interested in.
Jiang Xie touched his chin and said, "Whether they are happy or not, after returning to the inn, Brother Mage will continue to play with you, how about it?"
Zhang Xiaomei nodded her little head and said, "Of course it's good, then let's go faster!"
After finishing speaking, he trotted up with Jiang Xie, and Jiang Xie was also a little helpless, but he also felt that it was not so bad to take a child.
After coming to the inn, Jiang Xie asked the couple to go to Gu's house tomorrow, and told them that they would definitely have a harvest, and then regardless of whether they believed it or not, they went to play with Zhang Xiaomei.
I played a lot of games with Zhang Xiaomei one night before I went to bed, but I didn't expect that I hadn't slept for long before I was called up by a chirp, which means that it was already dawn......
So there was no sleepiness, so he woke up the couple, urged them to go to the Gu family, and locked Zhang Xiaomei, who was still asleep, and followed to see if the Gu family did it.
This distressed couple came to the nightmare Gu home with a nervous mood, but they were completely stunned by the scene in front of them!
I saw that early in the morning, there was a big stall at the door of the ancient house, making all kinds of delicious food, and there was also a writing next to it, the poor eat for free, and you can also get a love package after eating to the ancient family!
It can be a spirit stone or an elixir, and you can get a love package when you complete what you lack.
This almost made the couple's jaws fall to the ground in shock, this is the sun coming out in the west, the infamous Gu family, will do such a heart-warming good deed?
Originally, they didn't believe it, but when more and more people went to the Gu family's booth and it was really free, they completely believed that the Gu family was really doing good deeds!
He also joined in, ate a free food, entered the Gu family again, and received some elixirs that could cure his husband's illness, so he was grateful to the Gu family at once, and swore that after they got better, they would definitely repay the Gu family, and let the Gu family's charity not be so disgusting.