Chapter Twenty-Six: A Wave of Fat
"Da Lang, you have changed!"
Sanqi looked at Lu Dalang sadly, he dared to take the female ghost home, do you think that Yang Shou is not long enough?
"Sanqi, don't worry, this matter is a long story!"
Lu Anzhi hurriedly told his sister the details of this trip to the mass grave in Black Camel Mountain.
Sanqi listened silently, but didn't believe a word.
To be a man, you must have your own judgment.
Hum!
What is homeless?
This is a common trick used by female ghosts when hunting for food!
She must be gluttonous and ready to enjoy it slowly, so she came back with him, which is like making meat dishes by herself, and she won't eat them all at once.
Don't panic!
I'll hold my ground for now, wait for her to show her feet, and slash her to death!
Sanqi is not an unreasonable and brainless girl, she can see that Da Lang is a little polite to this female ghost, so she doesn't want to rush people and make Da Lang angry.
Ay!
Sanqi sighed, Da Lang has grown up, and he also knows how to be greedy for women.
The female ghost in white is indeed beautiful, the master sister Ji Huafan is recognized as the first beauty of the Ethereal Sect, Sanqi has a fate to meet once, that is really a person in the painting, a fairy among people, but compared with this female ghost, it is still worse.
The main thing is temperament!
This female ghost is really too fairy.
"Can you go and rest for a while?"
Sanqi pushed Lu Dalang out of the kitchen, lit firewood, heated the earthen stove, not only heated the meal, but also re-steamed two eggs.
One of them was for the female ghost to paralyze her and make her let her guard down.
Soon, the meal was served.
It's very simple, white porridge, pickles, and wowotou.
"Oops, I'm starving!"
Lu Anzhi feasted: "By the way, I'll use Lingsha to buy some meat and silk cloth tomorrow, and you can also make new clothes." ”
"Don't!" Sanqi immediately refused: "The spirit sand is saved, buy the elixir talisman for the assessment!"
"Don't be so saving, your brother and I have a wave of fat this time!"
Lu Anzhi laughed, took out the treasure bag, and threw it to his sister as if offering a treasure: "That little demon is too arrogant, I didn't expect me to dare to fight back, and I played a knife trick." ”
Lu Dalang said with his eyebrows fluttering, after all, this is his debut, which can be called perfect.
"Anzhi, that little demon is too arrogant, and I didn't expect you to be killed by you when you had an epiphany of the secret sword, this is just a special case, if you think that the monks are so easy to kill, then you will definitely die. ”
Lu Lingxi's expression was serious.
"I understand!"
Lu Anzhi drank a big mouthful of porridge: "In the past few days, have you taught me and Sanqi some means of body-by-body means?"
This is the main purpose of Lu Anzhi bringing this white-clothed fairy back.
"Yes!"
Lu Lingxi didn't refuse, after all, this young man is very good, and his heart is also good, it is worth investing, but his sister ......
Why didn't she get excited when she heard that her brother had killed the Qi Refining Demon and brought back the Hundred Treasure Bag?
This is a record that can be blown for decades!
Could it be that she has a brain disease?
Sanqi wanted to jump up happily and celebrate her brother's pig stew, but out of prudence, she didn't want to show any emotional fluctuations in front of an outsider.
What if that female ghost threatens me in the future?
So I'm going to show that I'm not close to Da Lang, no, I can't even give her a chance to capture me alive and threaten Da Lang.
Thinking of this, Sanqi touched the firewood knife pinned to his waist.
Lu Lingxi noticed the girl's small movements, and couldn't help but be stunned, why do you bring a firewood knife with you when you eat?
"By the way, I bought you a pair of Divine Walkers!"
Lu Anzhi quickly found the shoes he bought in the morning and put them in front of his sister.
Sanqi immediately showed a sweet smile, and the dimples at the corners of her lips seemed to be overflowing with the sweetest honey, but the next moment she restrained her expression again.
Sanqi wanted to ask, where did you get the spiritual sand?
But this question must have involved Da Lang's secret, and it was inconvenient for outsiders to know, so she held back.
"I'll go to the proprietress tomorrow and see if I can open the treasure bag, the loot inside should be enough to buy two sets of newbie packs. ”
Lu Dalang planned for the future: "When the time comes, I will participate in the entry assessment, and I will be like a tiger with wings!"
"Will you be slaughtered?"
San Qi frowned, after all, Da Lang was just a mortal, and doing business with monks was naturally at the lower end of the food chain.
"No, the hostess is very nice!"
Lu Anzhi sandwiched a chopstick pickle, and Bai Yuezhi's character was as strong as her chest.
"You've only known each other for a few days, how can you be sure that people are good?"
Sanqi Fox looked at Lu Dalang suspiciously.
Are you hiding something from me?
Otherwise, that proprietress is a monk, why should she be so nice to you?
"The hostess is very bold!"
Lu Anzhi didn't want to discuss this topic, so he quickly finished his meal and prepared to perform: "Do you want to see my secret sword?"
"It's early in the morning, hurry up and go to sleep!"
Sanqi washed the dishes and chopsticks, as for the proprietress,
Hum!
Eighty percent is the body of a gluttonous man, and he wants to double cultivate with him.
Lu Anzhi took advantage of this time to find a quilt for Lu Lingxi: "The family is poor, the quilt is a little old, you will get down!"
"It's okay, I can go days without sleeping, just meditate!"
Lu Lingxi signaled to Lu Anzhi not to bother.
"Okay!"
Lu Anzhi's original intention was that he would spread a straw mat on the ground to sleep, anyway, it was not cold in summer, so let Sanqi and Lu Lingxi sleep in bed together, but this beautiful big sister was stunned and couldn't accept it, so he didn't force it.
The oil lamp was blown out, and the thatched hut fell silent.
Lu Anzhi couldn't sleep, and he was still reminiscing about the experience of the past few days, which was like a dream.
First, the old turtle spat out his words, saying that he was the rebirth of the fairy king, and presented a thousand-year-old magic machine, and then he searched for the three most suitable opportunities from the fairy king encyclopedia, ready to fight and improve his strength.
Lu Anzhi's original plan was to take the ancient three colors of Wanbao Zhai, cut off the Hu family dog to offer treasures, and negotiate with the barren mountain ancient temple and the grape demon vine, and do his best.
As for the chance of the mass grave, he didn't have much hope, after all, it was too difficult to have an epiphany of the secret sword, but who would have thought that he would succeed, and he also killed a little demon during the process.
I deserve to be reborn as an immortal king, it's amazing!
Lu Anzhi was bubbling up, and suddenly felt Sanqi's arms hugging him from behind, and he was still trembling.
"Brother, don't take any more risks in the future, okay?"
Sanqi sobbed in a low voice: "No matter how bad it is, let me accompany you!"
Lu Anzhi heard the worry in his sister's words, and blamed himself: "I'm sorry!"
"I know you're in a hurry, but if you can't come in a hurry, you can't cultivate immortals, and you can't live forever, it doesn't matter!"
As long as Sanqi is with his brother, even if the coarse tea and light rice are sweet, the thatched hut cold pit does not feel unbearable.
"What is the difference between a life without cultivating immortals and salted fish?"
Lu Anzhi laughed at himself: "The monk is the king who stands at the top of the food chain, and we mortals are just fish and leeks, and when we are slaughtered and harvested, we can't even spit in each other's faces!"
"Sanqi, I cultivate immortals, not to live forever, but when others bully us, I have the strength to beat us back!"
Lu Anzhi turned around and hugged his sister: "The so-called golden courage is rampant in the world, which means that there will be no more grievances in this life!"
Lu Lingxi, who was sitting cross-legged on the straw mat and meditating, couldn't help but nod when he heard Lu Anzhi's words.
Compared with the ethereal way of immortality, the avenue pursued by this young man of the Lu family is more clear and clear, full of true temperament and true self!
This teenager is good!
It is worth cultivating.
"Ann no ......"
The white-clothed fairy Ji opened her mouth and called softly.
"What's wrong?"
Lu An's heart was overjoyed, could it be that she was shocked by what I just said from the bottom of her heart, and wanted to teach me the magic power of the Dao Fa?
"Long nights, no sleep, can you tell a story?"
Lu Lingxi pleaded: "The kind of domineering president!"
"No!"
Lu Anzhi replied angrily, and covered his head with a thin quilt.
Lu Lingxi had already guessed this situation, so he didn't panic: "I can use the Dao Fa as a reward, one story and one Dao Fa!"
"Ten Ways!"
Lu Anzhi immediately took over.
“......”
Even if you want to spray a sentence, you are a cabbage when the Dao is a cabbage, do you know that it is not passed on lightly, and the law is not taught lightly?
But for the sake of the story, I bear with it!
"Two!"
The white-clothed fairy continued to bargain.
"I'll suffer a loss, cut it in half, and I'll want you five!"
Lu Anzhi noticed a pain in his ribs, and was twisted by a small hand, no need to ask, it must be Sanqi who thought he was asking for too ruthlessly.
Ay!
Kind sister, you don't know people...... Well, the devil has a sinister heart.
Novel Lane Change?
This kind of big bargain has not been encountered for thousands of years, I finally caught a big fat sheep, and I am really ashamed of my identity as a reborn fairy king if I don't take her bald.
"No, up to three, if you don't agree, forget it!"
Lu Lingxi closed his eyes.
Lu Anzhi was just about to bargain again, but a small hand reached out from behind and covered his mouth, and then on his back, Sanqi wrote three words with his index finger.
Agree quickly!
What if you scare away the only fat sheep you have?
"Okay, deal!"
Lu Anzhi sighed, a look of me suffering a big loss.
"Let me say it first, the quality of the story you tell can't be too bad, otherwise I have the right to refuse to pay for it!"
In the dark, Lu Lingxi's eyes as bright as stars stared at Lu Anzhi, worried that he would perfunctory himself with toilet paper-level stories.
"Don't worry, each one is a hundred times more wonderful than the one I told you before, if it doesn't sound good, you will shave me with big ears. ”
When it comes to that, I'm too confident.
In Nan Ke's dream, Lu Anzhi has read countless novels, except for Tan Meiwen, who is not good at it, if you want a lily taste, I can give you the entire hundred or so books.
"It's you, do you have so many magical powers?"
Lu Anzhi was suspicious.
"Hehe, I teach you a Dao method a day, and I can teach you until you are old!"
Lu Lingxi rolled his eyes.
Don't look at who I am?
"Really?"
Lu Anzhi doesn't believe it, can you know more magic than me, the Ten Thousand Law Immortal King?
"My deer spirit rhino, any spell, you can understand the principle by looking at it once, you can cast it after watching it twice, and if you look at it three times, the other party is dead!"
When Lu Lingxi said this, he was very confident, domineering, and proud!
At this moment, this woman in white really has the unparalleled demeanor of Xianji!
"Alright, can you hurry up and get started?"
Lu Lingxi urged: "Yes, just continue the story of the little palace maid before!"
"No way!"
Lu Anzhi refused.
"Why?"
Lu Lingxi is unhappy, why is it so difficult to listen to a book?
"I won't talk about the domineering president in front of Sanqi!"
Lu Anzhi's expression was serious.
"What's the point?"
The white-clothed fairy looked confused, feeling that Lu Anzhi was unreasonable.
"Because girls listen to this kind of story, they will dream of being a princess, and they can't recognize reality!" Lu Anzhi was confident: "Then they will look down on this worker, look down on that worker, and only think that one day, all kinds of rich second generations will revolve around them, fighting for themselves and being jealous." ”
"I can't poison my sister, then she'll be superficial!"
After Lu Dalang finished speaking, his back was twisted by Sanqi again.
“......”
Lu Lingxi's eyes are glazed, what you say is so reasonable, I can't refute it!
Wait a minute!
"Then why are you willing to tell me? I can be poisoned, and it doesn't matter if I become superficial?"
The deer pouted.
Lu Anzhi replied with two words:
Hehe!
Lu Lingxi's good-looking eyebrows were raised, his fingers moved slightly, and the cloth shoes on the ground flew up out of thin air and slapped on Lu Anzhi's body.
Syllable!
The sound is crisp.
......
Just when the two of them were arguing, the mass grave of Black Camel Mountain ushered in a gray-haired middle-aged man.
After Zuo Xiangdao landed, the flying sword automatically entered the sheath, and he didn't care about observing the terrain and whether there was any danger around him, but stared at the compass in his hand tightly, his eyes not blinking for a moment.
It's good that the pointer is not returned to its place.
Zuo Yidao breathed a big sigh of relief.
A few days ago in Denghua Lane, only one step away, Zuo Xiangdao passed by the baby, and he didn't blow up his lungs.
After all, it was a treasure that burned thirty years of life before it was found.
"Let me know who took my baby, I have to skin him and cramp him, make it into an insoles, and step on it every day!"
Zuo Xiangdao cursed and began to wander around the mass grave.
The compass in his hand is a magic weapon, as long as the user's life is burned, the pointer on the compass will turn, and the direction it points to, there must be a treasure.
As for the quality of the baby, it has to do with how many years of life it burns.
Finding a baby is really a very addictive thing, just like fishing, when the moment the rod is baited, it feels like the world can catch it.
This time, Zuo Yidao spent fifty years of life, ready to make a big vote, and then stopped, although he was Jindan, but his life span could not withstand such a squander.
"When I get the treasure on this mass grave, I will go back to the cave mansion, concentrate on cultivation, impact the Yuanying realm, and never explore the treasure again!"
Zuo Rudao made up his mind.
As a Jindan boss, Zuo Yidao has extremely rich experience and a very broad vision, so it only took him a quarter of an hour to find the big bluestone and recognize the sword marks on it, which is a secret sword post.
But this should have been a happy moment to smile and enjoy the harvest, but Zuo Yidao's face was cloudy, and his hands and feet were even more trembling, as if he had Parkinson's.
"Who stole my secret sword?"
Zuo seemed to be bursting with words, and Jindan Zhenwei swept through the entire mass grave, instantly crushing countless snakes, insects, rats and ants, making this place silent.
The sword marks on the big bluestone were destroyed by a knife mark, which was like a peerless beauty's cheek, which was scratched with thousands of holes.
With the eyesight of Zuo Xiangdao, it can be seen that this slash mark has just been cut up, and it is likely to be what happened during the day today.
"What a fucking O eye!"
Zuo Xiangdao vomited blood in a depressed manner.
What's going on with me this week?
Stomping on shit?
Why do you keep being unlucky?
I've burned a total of 80 years of life, and I haven't caught a single hair!
Gan!
It's so angry!
It's even angrier than accidentally witnessing Taoist couples and seven male cultivators doing multi-person sports back then!
Zuo Rudao raised his hand and was about to smash this big bluestone, but in the end he held back, rolled up the sleeves of his robe, and put it away.
After that, Zuo Yidao looked at the compass in his hand and fell into a tangle.
Gan!
I don't believe in it!
One more time!
Fifty years of life, press on!
You have the ability to get the baby before me!
Just when the Jindan boss was ruthless and masochistic, Lu Anzhi was sleeping soundly, and he naturally couldn't see that the body of the white-clothed fairy Ji Lu Lingxi had a terrifying change as the morning light gradually rose.