Chapter Thirty-Seven: Mortals Don't Speak of Martial Virtues
"Despicable mortal, I'm going to kill you!"
Ma Wen trembled angrily.
I was actually yin by a mortal?
It's a shame!
What makes you pay back?
What Dragon Ball?
These are all traps, and the goal of people is to induce themselves to take the initiative to grab the fake Dragon Ball that has been 'tricked', and then give themselves a ruthless one.
Gan Ru Niang!
A mortal with such a dirty heart!
Marven is so angry!
It's like playing a game, a full-level number is killed by a trumpet, and he is taunted, who can bear this?
I was so angry that I died on the spot, and I had to eat the keyboard.
"How did I fall for it?"
Marven vomited blood depressedly, this miscellaneous boy, who doesn't talk about martial arts, sneaked up on me, a monk!
In fact, Marven admitted that he was careless!
After all, who would have thought that a mortal boy could have such means?
He really had an adventure!
Marven fell into hesitation, should I get him myself and take away his chance? Or should I tell Liu Jinshui to let the senior brother go out?
In an instant, Marven decided to go to Liu Jinshui, but there was no way, the scene of the purple-skinned little giant pinching off the flying sword made him a little jealous.
......
Lu Anzhi hummed a little song and returned to Bluestone Square.
"Da Lang!"
When Sanqi saw his brother, he immediately ran over, looked up and down for a while, and after making sure that there was no injury, he laughed: "It's done?"
"Well, I'll charge some interest first!"
Lu Anzhi laughed.
"How did you do that?"
Sanqi was curious.
"I'm a puppeteer, a craftsman, I made a fake dragon ball, buried five explosive charms in it, and then used a little trick to let Marven take the initiative to grab it, and then bang ......"
Lu An's face was a little proud: "He lost an eye, and his face was full of blood!"
Marven guessed correctly, all this was planned by Lu Anzhi, whether he was angry and angry, or nervous and flustered, pretending to fall and losing Dragon Ball, it was all acting.
In fact, Lu Anzhi was unlucky from the beginning, except for the success of the final plan, when he was overshadowed by Marven, he was happy, and the rest of the time, his mood was calm.
And he's even older than Marven thought!
Why go to the poolside?
It seems that he chose an open place to avoid Marven from killing people and burying his body, but in fact, in the pool, after Tai Yiqian used his magical powers, he turned into a puddle of metal liquid and hid it inside.
Once the fight really starts, Lu Anzhi can sneak attack at any time.
"Awesome!"
Sanqi gave a thumbs up, Da Lang is really powerful!
When facing a monk, you can blind each other in one eye.
"Of course! I'm a genius in this wave, it's no problem to give an Oscar statuette!"
Lu Anzhi is very proud!
I deserve to be reborn as a fairy king!
Looking for a complaint from the senior sister?
Lu Anzhi never thought about it at all, after all, revenge has to be done by himself, which is cool enough!
"It's a pity that I couldn't kill him!"
Sanqi touched the firewood knife and felt a little regretful.
"Let's not say that I don't have the certainty of victory, if I really kill him, the Ethereal Sect still wants me?"
Lu Anzhi hugged his sister's shoulder: "Don't worry, when I enter the sect in the future, I will go to him every day to collect debts!"
"Hmm!"
Sanqi nodded.
If there is a contradiction between the disciples of the sect, they can duel on the platform of life and death, and fight a battle of life and death, but if an outsider kills the disciple of the sect, he will be defeated, otherwise where is the face of the big sect?
If you are bullied, you will be bullied back a hundredfold, this is the most simple code of conduct of the major sects in the cultivation realm.
Unless you can't beat it!
"So many people?"
Lu Anzhi stood on tiptoe and looked around: "Are there any newcomers worth noting?"
"Yes!"
Sanqi raised his hand and pointed at it.
Lu Anzhi looked over.
Ooh!
This big man is more than 1.9 meters tall, with wide shoulders, long legs, and a wide chest, and knotted muscles, which stretches the samurai uniform on his body.
A proper body of 10,000 enemies!
"Whose fifteen-year-old baby looks like this? The censor of the sect collected the money, right?"
Lu Anzhi was speechless.
To participate in the entrance assessment, the maximum age is fifteen years old, which has to be reviewed, but the big muscle bully on the opposite side has a rough face, although he has no beard, but no matter how you look at it, he is also an overage person!
Sanqi fumbled with the hilt of the knife and looked at the neck of the big man, where there was a blood vessel that was buried like an earthworm.
No matter how old he is, if he dares to block Da Lang,
Hack to death with a knife!
Probably noticing the sight of the two siblings, the muscular man looked over, opened his mouth, and smiled in return.
"Brother, get to know me, my name is Huangfu only, seeing you look so handsome, I am so envious, I have time to drink together!"
"Sorry, I only like women!"
After Lu Anzhi finished speaking, he was worried that this big-muscled bully had a small brain and couldn't understand his words, so he hurriedly added: "Beautiful!"
"Haha, brother, don't get me wrong, I don't like men either, especially ugly ones!"
Ten thousand enemies thought that this handsome young man was very interesting, so they came over and wanted to have an in-depth exchange.
"Why do you want to emphasize ugly men?"
Lu Anzhi feels that this guy is trying to cover up, why are you so loud?
Heart disease is going to be scared out!
Sanqi also smiled sweetly, it was very harmless to humans and animals, but the firewood knife pinned to the back of her waist was quietly held by her.
Huangfu only walked up to Lu An, looked at his delicate face, and couldn't hold back for a while, so he opened his hands and wanted to have a bear hug to express his enthusiasm.
Swish!
Lu Anzhi just wanted to draw his sword, but Sanqi's firewood knife had already brought out a touch of silver light.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
Lu Anzhi's eyes narrowed.
"I'm sorry, you're too handsome, I can't help it!"
The enemy grabbed his hair embarrassedly, and quickly apologized with a smile.
The corners of Lu Anzhi's mouth twitched, and he said that you don't know martial arts...... Ah no, is it not like men?
"My mother said, I'm ugly, it's hard to find a daughter-in-law......"
Huangfu only explained.
"You can't find a man!"
Someone next to him interjected, which caused a burst of laughter.
In fact, this 10,000-strong enemy is not very ugly, he has all facial features, and he can see it normally, but when he was just born, maybe the midwife didn't hold it steady, so he fell face down on the ground.
"No, my mother said, be brothers with men with clear eyebrows, generally around this kind of man, there is no shortage of women, just miss one or two out, I don't have to worry about my daughter-in-law. ”
Huangfu only smiled embarrassedly.
“......”
Lu Anzhi was stunned, can it still be like this?
Speaking of your size, no one wants to be a fellow believer with you!
"Isn't my mother very wise?"
Huangfu only looked proud, and then glanced at Sanqi, but he just tilted his head.
"What do you mean?"
Lu Anzhi frowned, unhappy.
Although Sanqi was dressed in cloth and cut her hair short for the convenience of work, she had a beautiful appearance and a lively personality, and at this moment, there were already many teenagers secretly looking at her.
"I like big ones!"
The only thing that Huangfu is definitely has a small brain, so he doesn't know that this sentence offends people.
Sanqi Dai raised his eyebrows, and he was about to pull out a knife and chop him!
She is not afraid of being said, but in front of Da Lang,
No way!
What if I make Dalang hate me?
"Sister!"
Lu Anzhi hurriedly pressed Sanqi's hand: "He has no intention, don't cut it!"
Huangfu's only emotional intelligence is not high, he didn't notice that he said the wrong thing at all, offended Sanqi, and chatted with the two brothers and sisters by himself, and at the same time saw someone looking at him, so he grinned and beckoned others to drink together.
"Da Lang, this can't be done, it's too eye-catching to be with this guy!"
Sanqi reminded.
The content of the triennial entrance assessment of the Ethereal Sect always changes, but no matter what, candidates should try to hide themselves as much as possible and wait until the critical moment to break out.
Now it is seen by many people, very passive.
"Brother Huangfu, I saw an acquaintance, go say hello!"
Lu Anzhi also wanted to keep a low profile, so he made an excuse and prepared to avoid this big muscle bully.
"Go together!
Huangfu only looked up, looking forward to it: "Brother Lu is so handsome, presumably your friend is not bad-looking, right?"
“......”
Lu Anzhi was convinced, this one is too familiar, fortunately, he really has a few friends, after all, there are still a lot of handymen in the outer door.
"Chonghachi, how are you preparing?"
Lu Anzhi shouted.
To be honest, this name is very rustic, and when I hear it, I am the eighth in the family, but Lu Dalang has read a lot of Ming Dynasty novels in Nanke's dream, and knows that this is the name of a son of the plane, so I can't look directly at this name.
But on the contrary, this young man of the same age as him is also surnamed Zhu, and he also has a shoehorn face, and his chin is long enough to stick into the dead.
"Brother, you look so strange!"
Huangfu only sighed: "My mother said that I am ugly and shocking, but I don't think you are bad!"
"Huh!"
Zhu Chongba is used to others saying that he is ugly, and he doesn't care, but there are three Qi here today, which makes his face not very good, but the other party is so big, he doesn't dare to talk back, so he can only divert the topic.
"Xiao Anzi, look over there!"
Zhu Chongba worked hard towards the north.
A large group of teenagers gathered there, well-behaved like a group of teddy dogs, in the middle is a tall girl, she is wearing a purple dress, picturesque eyebrows, pretty face with spring, looking forward to it, a pair of peach blossom eyes, sparkling waves, so that the teenagers instantly feel that spring is coming.
It's mating season again!
"She's so good-looking!"
Zhu Chongba turned his head and glanced at Sanqi, two young girls, with different styles, which made him entangled, so he poked Lu Dalang with his elbow, and asked distressedly: "If you were asked to choose one to be your wife, who would you choose?"
Lu Anzhi directly rolled his eyes.
Zhu Chongba sighed, and the shoehorn's face was full of loss: "That's right, how can we be lowly handymen to marry them?"
"No, I rolled my eyes, it's this kind of problem, children will choose. ”
Lu Anzhi clenched his fists: "Of course I want them all!"
"What?"
Zhu Chongba was dumbfounded, and Huangfu was the only one who looked at Lu Anzhi dumbfounded, are you so greedy?
But with your face, it's really possible.
Envy!
Syllable!
Sanqi pursed his lips and raised his foot and kicked Lu Dalang's ass.
"Sister, put the knife down, I'm talking about playing!"
Lu Anzhi hurriedly explained, and changed the topic again: "But this woman in purple is too high, everyone should try to stay away!"
"What do you mean by that?"
A voice, suddenly inserted, interrupted Lu Anzhi.