Text Chapter 300 Forgive the Green Suit
Originally, Jiang Xie thought that these two goods would have some lofty methods, it turned out that they were pretending to be gardeners, and when they entered the Zongren Mansion, they had to ask the prince where the confinement room was...... Anyway, it's all on your own.
Then you still need them to help dry the yarn, so you can use this trick yourself, right?
However, complaining and complaining, there is indeed only one way to enter the Zongren Mansion now.
So I had to go to the gardener's place with the North Girl to get the gardener's clothes.
The eldest sister who distributed the costumes inside was polite to Jiang Xie and kept smiling.
But when the eldest sister took out the costume, Jiang Xie showed a face of refusal and resolutely refused to wear this kind of costume!
It's not that Jiang Xie is hypocritical, he doesn't like this dress, but this dress, but it's a set of forgiveness green! Not only green jackets, green pants, green shoes, but also green hats!
How do you say that this makes Jiang Xie wear? How can he wear it? If you wear this green hat, I'm afraid I really won't dare to look for a girl......
At the same time, Jiang Xie also complained about this costume, you have to forgive the green for Mao's work, what does this mean? I think this is purely disgusting gardener, anyway, if you want to do it here, you have to wear a green hat, otherwise you will roll the calf .......
This is indeed very disgusting, either if you want a job, you have to be a green hat, or if you don't want a green hat, you can't do this job, if you are how you will choose .......
But the North Sister has nothing to care about, so she went directly to the dressing room to change into it, this set of forgiveness green clothes.
After coming out, Jiang Xie also nodded, the northern girl wore it like this, I didn't expect it to be quite good-looking, it was a little more naughty and cute than the usual coldness.
But in this way, it is impossible for Jiang Xie to compromise by wearing this set to forgive the green!
So he reasoned with the eldest sister: "Why do you have to wear a set of green, even if you wear a set of green, why do you have to wear a green hat? The person who asks to wear this costume has to have a story to ask for ......." ”
The system couldn't help but give Jiang Xie a thumbs up, people who really ask for this, but they don't have to have a story to ask for this, or they are perverted in their hearts!
I have to say that Jiang Xie and the system want to be crooked, or the kind that is very crooked.
So the eldest sister didn't understand the meaning of Jiang's evil words, but said, "What's wrong with wearing a set of green?
Jiang Xie almost squirted out when he heard this, your sister's gardeners are all wearing a set of green, are you bluffing me?
Who knew that the eldest sister really said the reason for wearing this: "Gardeners are engaged in garden work, so they wear nature to integrate into nature, and they can better enter the world of flowers and plants, and wear hats to shade the sun, and finally the green is more resistant to dirt, and there is no need to wash it every day." ”
After Jiang Xie listened, he couldn't help but nodded, he could really talk nonsense .......
But after all, the other party made a point, and Jiang Xie didn't know what to say, so he glanced at the forgiveness green suit, and finally decided to change it, anyway, the green hat was resolutely not brought.
Although he didn't want to compromise, he couldn't be a gardener if he didn't wear it, and he couldn't sneak into the Zongren Mansion and see the prince, which would be even more painful for Jiang Xie.
Other ways to enter the Zongren Mansion, he couldn't think of a better way for a while, the crown prince he must see, then there is only a compromise.
The eldest sister didn't say anything about Jiang Xie or not wearing a green hat, anyway, as long as she was green, no one would care about the little ...... on her head.
In this way, Jiang Xie changed his clothes, and then went to the Zongren Mansion with the North Sister.
I didn't walk long, and I came to the top of a big mountain, and there was indeed a courtyard called Zongrenfu on the top of the mountain.
Jiang Xie and Bei Meizi could feel that this sect had a very powerful formation, and even if it was an ordinary Yuan Infant stage master, it was impossible to break it at all.
In other words, it is impossible to forcibly take someone from here first.
Even if no one comes to arrest you, a single formation can kill all the invaders.
Therefore, there are not as many guards in the Zongren Mansion as imagined.
Jiang Xie and Bei Meizi did not hesitate, they pretended to be gardeners, and soon entered the Zongren Mansion as a matter of course.
After entering the Zongren Mansion, the people inside didn't pay much attention to them, and they were busy with their own work.
Now it's just a matter of casually, tying up a subordinate or official of the Zongren Mansion and asking them to tell them where the confinement room where the prince is being held.
But at the same time, the question comes, do you say it is better to tie up subordinates or officials?
If you tie up your subordinates, the possibility of revealing your identity will be very low, but if you also know where the prince's confinement room is, the probability will also be very low, after all, just a weak and low-authority subordinate, what important things can you know? It is estimated that you can only know some gossip that is not necessarily accurate.
But if you tie up the officials, it is estimated that the probability of knowing where the prince's confinement room is is greater, but it is also possible to expose the identity, what kind of spicy chicken the officials are doing, the ghost knows if they will have any hole cards to escape, and when they are calling someone, the fun will be great.
Therefore, Jiang Xie was very entangled, and he didn't know whether it was better to be bold or obscene.
In the end, I had to ask the opinion of the North Sister, and the North Girl answered him very correctly, that is, the subordinates and officials were tied up.
Jiang Xie couldn't help but glance at the northern girl, should this girl be so .......
Obviously, Jiang Xie would not refer to such a correct choice, so he still chose to throw a coin, which is the most used method when he doesn't know how to choose.
If it's positive, it's kidnapping officials, and if it's negative, kidnapping officials!
That's right, Jiang Xie has actually thought about it a long time ago, the object of the kidnapping is just pretending to be entangled, otherwise how can he ...... Ahem, the reason doesn't really matter.
After a wave of spoofing, Jiang Xie and his sister casually found an official who was squatting in the pit, the kind that had just gotten up and hadn't come to wipe his ass, and then let the North girl squint and stunned the other party with a punch.
Then he dragged the official again, found a place where no one was, and woke the other party up again.
"Who are you, what do you want to do?...... I...... How do I ...... with my bare ass. Platinum looked at his pants pulled under his buttocks, and felt that there was a foreign object on his buttocks, and remembered that he was not shitting, and was knocked unconscious before he could wipe his buttocks.
Immediately, his face couldn't help but turn blue, you kidnap someone, he can understand, but after he finishes shitting, he hasn't wiped his buttocks, you just play kidnapping, is this no professional ethics at all? If you want to kidnap and wait for him to wipe his buttocks, will he die in kidnapping?
I'm afraid you won't know the despair of pooping but not wiping your ass!
No, of course Jiang Xie knows how desperate it is to poop but not be able to wipe his ass, so he will do this on purpose, in order to use this to let him tell where the prince's confinement room is!
So Jiang Xie took out the paper and said lightly: "You'd better not call people, otherwise I'll plug your mouth and beat you, okay, now let's do business, do you see the tissue in my hand?"
Platinum would love to say that whoever Tm shit but didn't wipe his ass would not want paper!
If he hadn't been tied up by the rope covering Xuan Qi now and couldn't move a bit, it is estimated that he would have gone up to grab the paper in Jiang Xie's hand a long time ago.
"Think...... Want. Platinum said truthfully with a bitter face.
Jiang Xie nodded and then said: "Then let's do a business, as long as you tell me where the prince's confinement is and swear by the demons in your heart, you will not mention this matter to anyone, how about I give you paper? Or two pieces of paper! And it's super soft!"
As soon as this remark came out, Platinum was confused, is this still a person? Actually to the person who pooped and didn't wipe his buttocks, he used paper to make a transaction, this is too bullying, right?
When to finish urinating, wiping your ass with paper has become a luxury, and you still need to make a deal to get .......
This made Platinum angry, the big deal is that if he doesn't wipe his ass, he won't give in to the other party's prestige.
Platinum said resolutely: "You just give up this plan, I won't tell you anything." ”
Jiang Xie couldn't help pouting, I was going to give you leniency, but I didn't expect you to be scolded, it seems that you really have to let him use violence.
So without saying a word, he flattened the goods, and then said lightly: "Don't you say it now?"
Bai Jin's blue face looked at Jiang Xie with a swollen face, and he snorted coldly: "You keep walking in front of the prince's confinement room, and then turn left and go straight until you see an independent courtyard, which is the prince's confinement room." ”
Jiang Xie couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, you said everything, and you snorted coldly.
Anyway, he knew where the prince's confinement room was, and Jiang Xie didn't go too far, but after letting the other party swear an oath, he let the other party go and gave the other party paper.
Only then did he clap his hands, call the North Sister, and go to the prince's confinement room.
It didn't take long for the two of them to arrive, the separate courtyard that Platinum was talking about.
Jiang Xie couldn't help frowning when he looked at this courtyard, how can he say that this is also a place where the prince is held, why is there no special place at all?
It's either luxurious, or it's very tight, just a small courtyard, which looks like the prince's confinement room, just like the courtyard in the bungalow of the same scholar.
It is estimated that if you call twice from here, the prince will be able to hear it, and then come out to find him, which is really too loose.
So he also said to the North Girl: "Look at it, I'll call my classmates out, and then go play together!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Xie paused and shouted into the courtyard: "Prince, Prince, Prince......。 ”
However, Jiang Xie screamed for a long time, but his classmates didn't come out, which made Jiang Xie blush, the prince didn't bring this, you will die if you reply, he doesn't believe that he won't be able to hear his voice inside.