It didn't take long for Liu Yanyue and Ning Kexin, who were dressed in snow-white long dresses, to appear at the venue at the same time, one was unabashedly bewitching and beautiful, and the other was the freshness of Xiaojia Jasper.

"Oh my god, my nose is bleeding, mosquitoes, quick, give me toilet paper!"

Ye Fatzi raised his head and hurriedly asked Li Congwen to hand him the paper. Li Congwen also said that he was playing with himself, but when he looked up, he was shocked, this dead fat man really had a nosebleed, and it was a two-pronged approach.

Panicked, Li Congwen hurriedly tore open the napkin bag on the table, pulled out a bunch and handed it to Ye Fatzi's hand.

"Hey, can you be a little more reserved, don't be ashamed when you see beautiful women. Li Congwen complained.

"Mosquito, it's not that I'm not reserved, it's really these two punctual girls, you know, I've eaten a lot of hot food recently, and I'm stimulated like this, how can I bear the nosebleed. ”

Ye Shuxian plugged his two nostrils with tissues, and said to Li Congwen while tilting his head.

"Strong words!" Li Congwen sighed, not believing his nonsense.

"Ye Shuxian!"

At this moment, a sharp voice sounded, Ye Fatzi looked at him slightly, and saw that Liu Yanyue was already standing in front of him, with her hands on her waist, looking at him angrily.

"Who did you just call your mother...... , you make it clear to me!"

When it comes to the word girl, Liu Yanyue seems a little unnatural, and it really takes courage for her to say it out loud. (Marshmallow offers Txt free download)

"Uh...... This one...... That one...... Mosquito, you say, who did I call a girl just now?" Ye Fatzi was in a predicament, and as a result, he kicked the trouble on Li Congwen

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However, Li Congwen spread his hands and quickly turned his head and walked away.

"I'm #¥%......"

Ye Fatzi cursed extremely in his heart, and in the face of Liu Yanyue's questioning, he could only laugh to hide his nervousness.

"That, Yanyue children's shoes, you must have heard it wrong just now, I didn't say the word girl. ”

"You didn't say it?" Liu Yanyue was skeptical.

"He said it for sure, and I heard it very clearly. Ning Kexin said.

Ye Fatzi has the heart to commit suicide at this time, this Ning Xin children's shoes really want to put himself to death, if he really admits that he just said the word girl, then Liu Yanyue will not tear him to pieces. [Lots of good]

Fixedly, he shook his head and said: "Absolutely not, how can a person with such a noble quality as me say such foul language, you heard it wrong, you must have heard it wrong, what we just discussed was that it was a new movie that was recently staged." ”

"Wolf Gate?"

Ning Kexin and Liu Yanyue glanced at each other, as if they were puzzled, is there a new movie released recently?

Liu Yanyue didn't care about this, she looked Ye Shuxian up and down, her eyes were full of disbelief: "You are of high quality?"

Ye Fatzi raised his right hand directly: "I swear to Master Guan Gong, my quality is definitely very noble......" As soon as the words fell, the paper tube that plugged his nose fell, and the nosebleed flowed into his mouth, and he subconsciously popped out a dirty sentence "I ...... grass"

Liu Yanyue looked at him and shook her head slowly, but she didn't bother with Ye Shuxian anymore, looked around, and asked, "Hey, where is Tang Mo in your bedroom?"

Ye Fatzi raised his head, glanced around with difficulty, and said casually: "I don't know, I was still here just now, maybe I went to pee with Brother Pang."

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Sprinkle...... Pee?

When Liu Yanyue and Ning Kexin heard this, their faces turned red, they glared at Ye Shuxian through gritted teeth, and said secretly: Isn't this guy a little more civilized when he uses words?

Ignoring Ye Fatzi, the two walked away.

Ye Fatzi guessed correctly, Yin and the remnant were indeed in the bathroom at the moment. Just after urinating, I stepped on the water outlet switch, but no water came out at all.

"*e, what a broken toilet!"

Curse and step on it again.

"Bang"

The switch and water pipe burst directly, and the tap water splashed out, but the residual reaction was extremely fast, and in an instant, he jumped a few meters away, and the tap water did not touch his body at all.

Seeing this scene after relieving his hand, he couldn't help but sigh: "Convergence." ”

"Cut!"

He snorted coldly, crossed his hands on his chest, and said nonchalantly, "I've been restrained enough, it's this broken toilet, it's just a tofu scum project." ”

Yin didn't say anything more and walked out directly.

"Stinky Tang Mo!"

"Wood!"

Outside, I saw Liu Yanyue and Ning Kexin rushing to the hidden place, accompanied by bursts of fragrant wind. Don't say that Ye Fatzi can't hold it, it's him, and he was also shocked when he saw these two stunners in white dresses.

swallowed a mouthful of saliva, forcibly suppressed the restlessness in his heart, and smiled slightly: "You guys are here." ”

"Of course, how about it, are we beautiful now?" Liu Yanyue spun around and let him admire it.

If it is not beautiful at this time, it is too embarrassing to the scenery, and not to mention now, even in normal times, Liu Yanyue and Ning Kexin are also superb beauties.

Yin nodded: "It's okay."

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Knowing that what he said was okay was actually quite beautiful, Liu Yanyue and Ning Kexin couldn't help but be happy.

"Hey, Tanatos, you two women are really good-looking, no wonder you chose to major in English, here's why. ”

At this time, the remnant walked over.

Liu Yanyue and Ning Kexin looked at him, and were stunned for a moment, and then two blushes immediately appeared on their faces, and then they called out "stinky hooligan" and left.

"*e, why do you scold Lao Tzu as soon as you meet!"

Yin glanced at him and sighed helplessly: "The door below you is open." ”

"The door down there?"

The remnant looked down, the old face was red, just because of anger, he actually forgot to close the zipper, "*e!" turned around, and pulled the zipper with lightning speed.

As the teachers of the college entered one by one, the warm applause was also undulating.

"Dead old class, I will always remember you, paralyzed, so that I changed my thesis so much that I even had the heart to commit suicide. Ye Fatzi looked at the head teacher Yu Guojian on the side and secretly gritted his teeth and said.

I don't know if it met his gaze, Yu Guojian walked over with a smile, and Ye Fatzi hurriedly showed a smiling face.

"Shuxian, don't blame the teacher for letting you change your paper, I'm strict with you, it's also for your good, I hope you can understand the teacher's painstaking efforts." Yu Guojian patted Ye Fatzi's shoulder and said.

Ye Fatzi was flattered and hurriedly said, "Teacher, I understand, I understand." ”

"It's good if you understand, it's good if you understand!"

patted Ye Fatzi's shoulder again, and Yu Guojian walked away.

Ye Fatzi looked at Yin in surprise: "Meiwang, do you say that our old class has mind reading skills, how does he know what I am thinking." ”

Yin smiled: "You're too careful!" ()

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