543. The lady brings the baby to visit relatives (the new volume asks for a recommendation ticket)
Shen Yi never woke up, and Wang Qilin decided to take a short repair in the Zhending Mansion and wait for Shen Yi to wake up.
After waiting for three days, Shen Yi didn't wake up, and Fat Four Five and Fat Six One came back.
Xu Da happily ran in and shouted, "Seventh Master, Seventh Master, guess who is coming?"
Wang Qilin was about to casually say that of course it was the 'fat four or five brothers', but he immediately reacted and hurriedly rushed out.
If it was just Fat Four Five and Fat Six who came back by themselves, Xu Da wouldn't have to be happy like this, and he shouldn't have come to ask this stupid question, because although Wang Qilin didn't go out, as soon as the Fat Four or Five brothers came back, Fat Wuyi's loud voice at the door had already sounded, and he was told the answer.
Since Xu Da still asked this question, it means that the young people who sent the message also brought back extraordinary people.
Suisui lady!
He rushed out the door, his eyes lit up.
A dignified and gorgeous girl was smiling at him on a tall green horse.
It is the Suisui lady.
In order to see him, Suisui Niangzi should have dressed up, her hair was in a cloud bun, soft and shiny, three silver hairpins hung obliquely, and there were bright silver ribbons and jade pendants swaying.
It was late spring, and the weather was warm, and she put on a skirt, the color was simple and white, the collar of the shirt was pulled from the chest to the waist, and the skirt below was wide and colorful.
There were no ornaments on her body, only a line of words written crookedly with a brush on her snow-white belt: The sun rises in the east and rains in the west.
Wang Qilin subconsciously smiled when he saw her, he felt that his face was red and his body was hot, and he danced twice for a while, but he didn't know what to say.
Suisui Niangzi smiled: "I miss you, so I came to see you." ”
Wang Qilin rushed up and stretched out his hand, let her step on the palm of his hand and get off the horse, and grabbed her waist and sent her down.
Looking at Suisui Niangzi, he was full of joy, and wanted to say something, but he frowned but was in his heart.
Xu Da pulled the fat four or five away: "Okay, don't look at it, people are talented and beautiful, thunder and fire, what's wrong with you, you still want to see some taboos?"
Wang Qilin scolded: "Get out!"
Suisui Niangzi patted him on the chest and said angrily: "When the slave family heard your first words, they were actually cursing. ”
Wang Qilin sneered: "Actually, I have already said a lot to you in my heart, so many words. ”
Suisui Niangzi generously pressed it on his chest and said, "Then the slave family came to listen." ”
A childish and anxious voice sounded on the back of the young man next to him: "Uncle, Aunt Suisui, and me, and Dou, which of you can take me down?" I was anxious to pee. ”
Only then did Wang Qilin remember to turn his head to look at Fat Liuyi, and then saw Black Bean's chubby black fat face.
Is this kid fatter? But it's still so black, I used to be thin like a black bean noodle, and now I'm as fat as a black bean paste bun.
Qing Yan ran all the way, it is estimated that it is day and night? The black beans were tossed quite miserably.
His little hat hung around his neck? A messy hair like a fat pig, a pinch on the left and a pinch on the right? Still dirt on your face? Clothes are also crumpled? It looks down.
The worst thing is that it is estimated that he is hungry for sweets on the road, and there is a circle of sugar water on his mouth that has not been wiped clean, and the dust is rolling and sticking to his mouth? It's like a mustache.
Wang Qilin lifted him down, and he quickly pulled his belt and shouted, "Thank you, uncle." ”
"Don't rush to thank you. Wang Qilin smiled sinisterly, and then whistled......
Black beans quickly clamped the root of the thigh? Crying and moving to the corner.
He looked at Suisui Lady and shouted, "Aunt Suisui, look at my uncle!"
Suisui Lady also whistled.
Or is Ma Ming a good person? Come and pick him up with a smile? Sent to the corner of the wall to take off his pants and pee.
Black Beans got a little angry after walking back? said: "Uncle? Why do you always bully me? Originally, my mother and grandparents asked Dou to prepare a lot of nice words, but now I won't tell you!"
Wang Qilin laughed, went up and touched his messy hair and said, "Uncle teased you, you said that your child is also old, how can you go out like a little earth dog? You see the dust on your face and your hair is messy, oh, are you asking for food?"
Black Bean also smiled, and smiled: "Yes, yes, what kind of rice have you prepared, uncle?"
Wang Qilin rolled his eyes and said, "I mean you look like a person who wants to eat, you want to ask for it, you want to fart, why is your hair so messy, and you don't know how to wash your face?"
Heidou said frustratedly: "Uncle, it's Aunt Suisui who doesn't clean up for Dou, the big brothers run fast along the way, and Dou has to sleep on his back if he wants to sleep." Later, they stopped outside the city, and Aunt Sui Sui changed her clothes and combed her hair, but she didn't care about the beans. ”
Suisui Niangzi grinned and said, "I'm in a hurry to enter the city, I don't have time to help you clean up, but my aunt will buy you something delicious later." ”
Black Bean's smiling eyes became a slit.
Wang Qilin gave him a brain breakdown: "Eat, eat, eat when you're so fat, you can eat better than your little pig." By the way, what about the little piglet, who didn't bring it to slaughter and eat?"
Black Bean's eyes peeked at Xu Da with fluttering eyes, and hurriedly said: "Uncle, everything is going well, smooth sailing, smooth sailing, thriving, soaring, Huang Tengda, and making contributions......"
Wang Qilin smiled and said, "Okay, is this the blessing you prepared? Well, it's quite like that, Dou seems to be very knowledgeable now." ”
Heidou proudly raised his head and puffed up his chest, and he pointed to the belt of Suisui Niangzi: "The words on it are written by Bean!"
Wang Qilin nodded: "Crooked like this, it is indeed your handwriting." ”
Suisui Niangzi said with a smile: "Black Bean, do you remember what your mother told you?
Black Bean turned his head to look at the street, as if his attention was attracted away, and said very casually: "I don't remember." ”
Wang Qilin said: "Then do you want your uncle to use the soles of your shoes to help you recall?"
With this kid's virtue, it is definitely not a good thing for him to show this appearance, it is estimated that Wang Qiaoniang can't control him if there is something, so let herself take care of it.
Black Bean hurriedly said: "I remember, my mother asked me to report one thing to you, that is, Bean went to school, and went to school again, and went with the lock post, the two of us are good friends now, the lock post is older than me, but very honest, classmates always bully him, Dou helps him fight, protect him." ”
Before Wang Qilin persuaded the grandfather and grandson to move to Pingyang Mansion, after going to Suisui Niangzi, he presided over the old Liu Tou to help in his own store and let the lock pillar go to school.
Wang Qilin asked: "Is it because you are always fighting, and your mother can't control you?"
Black Bean hurriedly waved his hand: "Can't control me?" Do you think my mother's soles and brooms are vegetarian?"
"No," he changed his words again, "Dou doesn't fight, whoever bullies Brother Suozhu, Dou will fight." Every time there is a fight, my mother makes delicious beans and eggs, and the eggs are boiled and peeled off to apply to the beaten place, and they can still be eaten after dressing. ”
After all, he was still young, and his speech was a bit foggy.
Wang Qilin understood by himself and asked: "Oh, you only go to help the child in the lock pillar when he is bullied, so your mother will not beat you because of this, but will boil eggs to give you a compress on the wound after you are beaten, and you will eat the egg after dressing?"
Black Bean smiled: "That's right!"
Wang Qilin looked at Suisui Niangzi and asked, "Black Beans give their friends a righteous head, this is a good thing." ”
Suisui Niangzi said: "This is a good thing, but what is the purpose of sending him to school?"
"In order to study, test for fame, be a big official, and protect the people. Black Bean held his head high and his voice was loud.
Wang Qilin smiled and nodded.
Suisui Niangzi continued to ask: "Then how are you studying, how did you perform in the last monthly exam?"
Black Bean's eyes wandered.
Wang Qilin frowned and asked, "How are you reading?"
Black Bean muttered: "Last time in the monthly exam, Dou answered ten questions correctly!
Wang Qilin said: "Yes, you kid is good." ”
Suisui Niangzi asked with a smile: "Why don't you ask him how many questions there are?"
Wang Qilin asked, "Black Bean, how many questions do you have in your monthly exam?"
Black Bean snorted: "Five, fifty questions!"
"My day!" Wang Qilin almost blew up, "Didn't pass? No, our performance is so bad? It seems that your brain is not open, come, uncle will open your brain today." ”
He pulled out the demon knife.
Seeing this, Eight Meow immediately ran into the house: Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, come out, dad is going to hit black beans, come and see the excitement, hurry up!
Black Bean shouted, "Don't do it, uncle, then why don't you ask others how many questions you answer correctly?"
Wang Qilin asked: "How many questions did others answer correctly?" So, tell me the most correct answers, how many questions did he answer correctly?"
Black Bean sneered: "Brother Zhuzi is very good at reading, he has answered all fifty questions correctly, and he is the top of the list." ”
Wang Qilin pulled out the demon knife and shouted: "It seems that Suozhu has only been studying for a few months, right? Have you answered all 50 questions correctly? You have answered 10 correctly? Come here, I will open up your brain!"
Black Bean shouted, "Don't do it, uncle, why don't you ask how many of our classmates in the class are not as good as me?"
Wang Qilin thought that if he was more than enough than the top, he put away his knife and asked, "How much?"
Black Bean nodded and said, "Not one." ”
"Are you the penultimate one?" Wang Qilin drew his knife and said angrily, "No wonder your mother sent you over, you owe it to clean up!"
Black Bean shouted: "Don't do it, uncle, Dou is young, the youngest, why don't you ask the master what he thinks of Dou?"
Wang Qilin thought about it, suppressed his anger and pressed back the knife and asked, "What does your master say about you?"
Black Bean shed tears: "Rotten wood cannot be carved." ”
Wang Qilin gritted his teeth and drew his knife and said: "You kid, you kid! The reputation that our old Wang family has saved in eight lifetimes has ruined you, and I have to open your head." ”
Heidou quickly wiped away his tears and shouted: "Uncle, don't beat me, I was also framed by my classmates! Really, I usually fight with them, and they frame me in the end!"
As soon as Wang Qilin heard that there was still school bullying, he withdrew his knife and asked, "How did they frame you?"
Hei Dou said sadly and angrily: "Uncle, usually the beans are not the first, the beans are not the worst, and the meat Ding and Liu Guangyu are worse than the beans, but the last time they bullied the beans in the monthly test, let the meat Ding and Liu Guangyu pretend to be sick, and the two of them didn't come to the test, forcing me to be the penultimate one! Otherwise, ......"
Wang Qilin really felt that his eyes were dark, and he clutched his chest and asked, "Otherwise?"
Black Bean said as a matter of course: "Otherwise, Bean is not the worst, this time Bean will be framed." ”
"They deliberately framed Dou and said to Dou Ming: This time let you taste the taste of the bottom of the list!"
Wang Qilin gritted his teeth and rushed forward, Xu Da and Ma Ming came up and dragged him: "Don't don't, Seventh Master, this is your own nephew." ”
"If you have something to say, if you want to be fast, you can't reach it, and you didn't do well in the monthly exam of the school, so it's not a big deal. ”
Black Bean wiped his tears and choked up: "Uncle, don't be angry, Dou knows that he is wrong, Dou will study hard in the future, and he will definitely not take the exam next time." ”
"Then how many are you going to take the exam?" Ma Ming helped him speak, "Do you want to get a good rank?"
Black Bean nodded vigorously: "Yes, at least I can take the test to Tanhua!"
Ma Ming persuaded and said: "Listen, Seventh Master, explore the flowers." ”
Only then did Wang Qilin ease his face: "Okay, you said it yourself, next time you have to take the Tanhua test, if you don't pass the test, hehe." ”
He made the demon knife thrust and thrust with a clang.
Xu Dabang said: "Hurry up, come over and show your uncle a gesture, and say that you will test Tanhua next time." However, since you can get into the exam, you can also get into the list if you work hard, and rounding is about equal to the champion, so you can simply take the top test. ”
The black bean calf was soft and sat down on the spot.
I clearly said that I wanted to take the test and Tanhua was the third from the bottom, why did I round it up and become the top of the list?
He can see that his uncle just wants to beat him, and Uncle Ma wants his life!
Wang Qilin took him to eat Jingchu's special food, and the black beans suddenly forgot the troubles of the monthly test and went on a killing spree at the dinner table.
Seeing this, even the honest man Ma Ming couldn't help but comment: "Black Bean, you said that you put your heart-eating eyes on studying, why worry about not becoming the champion?"
Black Bean put down the rice bowl bigger than his face and said: "If you use food to determine your results, then Bean can really become a champion." ”
Wang Qilin decided to find an opportunity to beat him.
As a result, Heidou guessed his plan very cleverly, and behaved all kinds of well-behaved later, knowing that Shen Yi couldn't wake up for a long time, he still jumped up and hugged Shen Yi's arm and cried, which was really sad for the listener and crying.
In the evening, he gave Wang Qilin water to wash his feet, and also helped the inn sweep the floor, and some beggars came to beg, so he took out the copper baht he saved to buy baked cakes and gave them to the beggars.
Wang Qilin was very depressed, and he didn't find a chance to beat him all day.
In addition to studying, Black Bean is not a bear child at all, and his performance is perfect, which makes the inn full of praise.
After the busy work during the day, Black Bean asked innocently and obediently: "Beans beat uncle's shoulders and legs, and Beans beat grandparents every day." ”
Wang Qilin sighed and said, "Black Bean, my uncle won't beat you anymore, but can you study hard?"
Black Bean nodded innocently and obediently: "Well, Dou listens to his uncle, because his uncle is the best for Dou." ”
Wang Qilin, the heart of the old uncle, was really sweet when he heard this.
Just at night, he asked Xu Xiaoda to assist Heidou with his homework, and told Xu Xiaoda: "If he doesn't study hard, you come back to me." ”
There was nothing to say all night, Xu Xiaoda didn't come to him, he slept peacefully.
He thought that the black bean had been modified, which made him very happy and had a sense of accomplishment, his uncle was still very powerful, and he still had a very high status in his nephew's heart.
At breakfast, he specially asked for two more drawers of xiaolongbao for black beans, stuffed with pork and green onions.
When he arrived at Xiaolongbao, he asked Heidou, "Dou, what did you learn last night?"
Black Bean said, "I didn't learn anything. ”
Wang Qilin's face changed when he heard this, and he said to the shopkeeper: "The buns won't be served first." ”
Heidou said helplessly: "Uncle, Second Uncle Xu didn't teach me." ”
The shopkeeper asked, "Lord Wang, don't you want buns?"
Wang Qilin knew that although black beans didn't like to study, they wouldn't lie, so he said, "Let's continue steaming the buns." ”
When the brothers of the Xu family said that they were laughing and laughing, Wang Qilin directly attacked Xu Xiaoda: "Didn't you teach Black Beans to read last night?"
Xu Xiaoda said: "Heidou was too tired to work yesterday, and he dozed off when he went to my room, and I saw that he was really distressed to endure drowsiness and read, so I let him sleep first." ”
Wang Qilin sighed and asked Heidou: "What about fooling your second uncle?"
Black Bean said timidly: "Uncle, I'm really sleepy." ”
Wang Qilin couldn't help but stare at him, this kid was only four years old, how could he have so many hearts?
Why don't you have so many eyes on your studies?
Black Bean was silent for a moment and said, "Don't eat steamed buns anymore." ”
Wang Qilin didn't want to get angry early in the morning, so he reluctantly let him go: "When will you study, when will you eat steamed buns." ”
When the shopkeeper heard this, he asked again, "Lord Wang, can't you get the buns on it?"
Wang Qilin said: "Come on, give it to the dog." ”
Xu shouted: "Don't, give it to the uncle." ”
"Second troll, why are you grabbing food with the dog now? ”
When these words sounded, everyone raised their heads violently, and Shen Yi leaned on the railing on the third floor and smiled at them.
Wang Qilin flew up with a rocket and shouted in surprise: "Senior monk, have you woken up?"
Shen Yi touched his bald head and said, "Amitabha, the sky is so bright, the monk must wake up, what's wrong? Seventh Master, why are you so excited?"
Wang Qilin patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "No, no, eat, go, go eat." ”
Shen Yi finally woke up, and the serious injuries caused by being ambushed by Lei Yongjian and others after being alone in the river also recovered.
He seemed to have forgotten the serious injuries he suffered at the bottom of the river, and his memory was lost for a while, only remembering going into the water with Wang Qilin, and then waking up today.
Wang Qilin felt that this was also good, if Shen Yi recovered all his memories, it would be difficult for them to face each other head-on.
Everyone was happy when Shen Yi woke up, they didn't know Shen Yi's true identity yet.
Wang Qilin didn't want to tell them either.
The spout was the happiest, he returned the secret book of "Divine Dog Howling Heavenly Gong" to Wang Qilin, and said: "Seventh Master, today is double happiness, the first brother wakes up, and I have also refined the exercises." ”
Wang Qilin was surprised: "So fast?"
Spout said modestly: "It's just a small success, but I've finished practicing, the cheats can be returned to you, and you can practice with another person." ”
He looked at everyone with bad intentions, and everyone shook their heads.
Wang Qilin patted his head and said, "Since you have practiced divine skills, then open your eyes to our big guy and show it?"
Swallowing his mouth and squeaking, he said: "In the middle of the city, isn't it? This magic skill is quite powerful......
"Then wait until you get to the wilderness and you'll show it. The crowd happily made the decision.
Now that Shen woke up, it was time for them to go.
Seeing them packing their luggage, Fat Four or Five couldn't help but say: "Seventh Master, I want to ask, where are our two relatives who cheated on eating and drinking, where are they now? You won't sell them both, will you?"
Wang Qilin patted his head and said, "No, both of them are now guests at a wrestler's house, and there have been a lot of things recently, but I forgot about them." ”
Originally, the deceived food followed them, but then they had a Daofa boat and didn't need a mount, so they sent the deceived food back.
Thinking of the attribute of the rice bucket that cheats eating and drinking, Wang Qilin secretly screamed in his heart, the wrestler named Deng Dazhi is afraid that he will be pitted very badly.
He hurriedly took people to Deng Dazhi's house, and Deng Dazhi's eyes turned red when he saw them.
After taking them into the house, Deng Dazhi said: "My lord, there is only water left in the house, if you don't dislike it, drink a glass of white water." ”
Wang Qilin said embarrassedly: "Isn't it that the two mules are too edible?"
Deng Dazhi smiled and replied, "Fortunately, they don't eat people." ”
Wang Qilin said: "It's been hard work for Lord Deng these days, in this way, we two divine mules let you break the bank, you name the amount, and I will reimburse you." ”
Deng Dazhi smiled bitterly: "Lord Wang said that he is laughing, I am really proud of my humble function for your service, and I already know that you have solved a big treachery that has embarrassed the city for more than ten years, and my humble duty has taken care of the mules for you, which can be regarded as a contribution, and I am really happy in my heart." ”
Wang Qilin said: "Okay, I won't give you money, I'll give you a good thing." ”
He handed him the "Divine Dog Howling Heavenly Gong": "This is a secret book of divine skills that I got by chance, if you can cultivate well, you can practice well according to the guidance above, this exercise can help you have a bright future, at least you can become an iron captain!"
Deng Dazhi shouted in surprise: "Lord Wang, this, this, what's so embarrassing?"
As he spoke, he gripped the cheats with all his might.
Wang Qilin patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, you have to cultivate hard, and after cultivating this miracle, you must be worthy of our duty to listen to the heavenly prison, and you must protect the people, the country and the people!"
Deng Dazhi nodded vigorously: "Follow the teachings of the Seventh Master!"
He rubbed the cheats and felt weak in his heart, and said, "Seventh Master, why don't I take care of the divine mule for a few more days?"
Hearing this, a woman's voice sounded in the inner room: "If you take care of them for a few more days, we will have to make rations!"
Wang Qilin smiled awkwardly and left with the two brothers.