How much time does it take for a woman to get dressed up?

This varies from person to person.

How long does a woman make a man willingly wait for her to dress up?

This varies from person to person.

Chu Xue once made many people wait for a whole night, and when the sun was about to come out the next day, she asked the maid to come out and tell you: "I'm sorry, Miss Chu Xue can't find the fat powder that matches her mood today, so Childe will come back another day." ”

Even a decent person would get angry when they encounter this kind of thing.

But angry is angry, you can't lose your demeanor, if you swallow this breath, you really come back another day, maybe then she will really give you a face, come out to have a drink with you.

And if you blow your beard and stare at the scene, slap the table and shout, then you don't say that you have come to see the first snow in the future, and you don't even want to enter the door of the seven willows.

Some people may question, how much energy can a Qinglou have, and how can it keep out those "decent people"?

Yes, there is.

Because the uncle has a lot of "friends", and his own true identity is prominent enough, at least in the territory of Da Shu, not many people can touch him.

............

"Childe, please sit down for a moment. ”

After Sun Yihuan walked into the "winter" private room, a little maid who looked no more than fifteen or sixteen years old received him.

Although she is not very old, the maid is completely innocent and lively from her eyes to her tone, on the contrary, she looks very sophisticated and calm.

Sun Yihuan looked at her, only feeling sad and pitiful, but he didn't say anything, just sat down at the table and waited silently.

The maid bypassed the screen, and passed through an inner door separated by a beaded curtain, and entered the inner room, and I don't know what she said to Chu Xue inside, and after a while, she came out with a note.

Now Sun Yixiang panicked, in case someone typed a word puzzle with him, he couldn't stand it.

But as the so-called fear of something, this Chuxue just likes to type anagrams with others, so she didn't come out, so she handed a riddle to Sun Yihui first.

"Childe, our young lady said, I want to ask you to read a word first. As she spoke, the maid put the note on the table in front of Sun Yihuan.

There's no way, it's all in front of you, whether you recognize it or not, at least you have to take a look.

Sun Yixiang picked up the note a little helplessly, spread it out and looked at it, and sure enough, it ...... He didn't know the word.

The word written on the paper is "??" , a traditional "door" on the outside, and a traditional "見" on the inside, if these two parts are taken apart, Sun Yihui still recognizes them, but when they are put together, he can't even read them.

It's good that he can't read ......

If he knew this word today and answered that it was pronounced "Ti", then he would be wrong.

This word has to be looked at differently: first of all, there is "see" in the "door", which many people can guess, and it has the meaning of letting him enter the door to meet, but it is not only that...... There is another word hidden in this, which is "ask".

Chu Xue knew that Sun Yihui had something to ask herself, and she knew what it was, but she couldn't say it—mind you, it wasn't that she didn't want to say it, but that she couldn't say it.

But she actually wanted to help Sun Yihuan answer, so what should she do? So he used a question without a "mouth" to hint at Sun Yihuan: "The wall has ears, don't say the question directly." ”

And the question that removes the "mouth" is the "door", therefore, "??" Another meaning of the word is that only by "keeping your mouth shut and not talking about that question" can you "see" in this door, and I can answer you.

Just one word, it contains the above whole bunch of information, you say this woman...... Isn't it unlucky.

If you play this set with people who are full of poetry and books and witty, no one may be able to solve it, and Sun Yihuan, the "Zhangyu", is doing this?

Brother Sun stared at the word for a full ten seconds, then slapped the table, looked at the maid standing aside and waiting for his reply, and said unashamedly: "Okay!

If Huang Donglai was by his side at the moment, he would definitely see through him at a glance, and immediately said to him: "You know Mao!"

Fortunately...... Brother Huang is not there.

"Childe ......" The maid was also stunned for a moment, because Sun Yihuan didn't pronounce the word, so it seemed that he might really understand, "You...... Do you really understand?"

"Ah...... Oh, yes. Sun Yixiang felt empty in his heart, but on the surface, he still didn't know how to pretend to understand, "But ...... This one...... It's hard to say. ”

He originally wanted to play tricks and prevaricate with this sentence, but he didn't expect that this sentence "it's hard to say" was right in the middle of it, and it coincided with the other party's original intention.

When the maid heard this, she said that this son had really guessed it, and she was also surprised and delighted, she paused for a moment, settled down, and then said, "Okay, son, please come with me." ”

Sun Yihuan thought that he had mixed up, and he was also overjoyed, and then got up and walked around the screen with the maid to the inner room.

Before opening the bead curtain, the maid stopped and reported: "Miss, Sun Gongzi ......"

"I hear you all, let him in. Without waiting for the maid to finish speaking, the first snow inside directly commanded.

Chu Xue's voice was a bit unexpected by Sun Yihuan.

Sun Yihuan thought that the voice of this beautiful brand should also be like a yellow warbler out of the valley and like water like a song, but the voice of the first snow is not so sweet and gentle...... If you want to compare it, when the voice enters the ear, it is like eating a bite of soft and glutinous fragrant rice and drinking a spoonful of mellow broth, which makes people feel comfortable and aftertaste.

After walking a few more steps and passing through the curtain, Sun Yihuan finally met the famous first snow girl.

Although Sun and Huang had both heard Dong Zhutou describe Chu Xue's beauty before, when they really saw it, Sun Yihuan was still stunned.

But I saw that the girl was wearing a plain embroidery, lined with a light cyan gauze skirt, her face was sinking like water, and she stood gracefully.

Her appearance is gentle but not lacking in amazing, her temperament is dignified and pure.

Sun Yihuan's gaze slowly swept down, and then looked at the figure of the first snow girl, who was also blue-chested and shrugged, and the willow waist was full of hands, even if it was just a gesture, it also aroused people's imagination......

Even though he has been a human being for two lifetimes, Sun Yihuan has to admit that a woman as beautiful as the one in front of him is indeed rare in the world, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the immortals descend to earth.

You must know that Brother Sun has been in a world with advanced makeup technology, anti-sky PS technology, and plastic surgery is also very common...... Moreover, in his original universe, if he wanted to see beautiful women, he could see thousands of them when he opened the browser and searched casually......

Therefore, a beauty that can make Sun Yihuan feel amazed is absolutely one in ten thousand.

"Childe, please take a seat. Chu Xue's words made Sun Yi, who was already a little stunned, come back to his senses.

"Ahh......h Good, good. Sun Yi responded in harmony and sat down with the other party.

The little maid was also very interesting, and after they were seated, they invited a Wanfu out, leaving only Sun Gongzi and Miss Chuxue to talk slowly.

Chu Xue's side, he was a little unhappy with Sun Yihuan's reaction when he saw him and began to "glance" and be in a daze, and said that this man was not different.

But...... There are two kinds of "unhappiness" in women.

At the moment, this is a fake unhappiness - in fact, Chu Xue is not very angry, and while she complains in her heart, she also gains a sense of superiority.

Suppose there is a man now, and he doesn't bother to look at her after coming in, and he doesn't react much after he finishes looking at her, then she will be really unhappy.

Women don't like to reject men, but they like to "have the power to reject others", but whether they are chased by men or given up, women will lose that power, and that ...... It's unpleasant.

"Sun Gongzi, do you really understand the meaning of my words?" As soon as he sat down, Chu Xue threw such a question.

The more empty Sun Yihu's heart became, the louder his voice became: "Ha! If I don't understand, will I still sit here?"

This kind of routine of answering questions with questions, which sounds like rhetorical questions can actually be questions, Sun Yihuan can be said to be familiar with it; after all, he is a fish market giant, if this method of mixing fish eyes and pearls is not slippery, how can he come from the shadow of the sword and sword.

"Good. Chu Xue said, and picked up a pot of wine on the table.

On this table, the wine and food have already been prepared, and the cups, bowls and chopsticks have been arranged. At this time, Chu Xue personally poured a glass of wine for Sun Yihuo, and she also picked up a glass herself.

"Then tonight, let's stop talking about Fengyue and don't ask anything else. Chu Xue said, already raising her glass in respect.

"Hmm...... All right. Sun Yihuan didn't understand that word just now, so he naturally didn't understand the deep meaning behind this sentence now, he just saw that the other party said this, so he also picked up the wine glass and saluted.

The two of them only drank one cup to each other, and the face of the first snow girl turned a little red.

It's not that she has a bad amount of alcohol, it's a physical problem.

To put it bluntly, the blood circulation in the capillary nerve endings of this person's face is better than that of ordinary people, and her skin is fair and delicate, and she can be broken by blowing, so the red is even more obvious.

Sun Yihui saw that this girl had only drunk a glass of wine and her cheeks were peachy, and immediately smiled: "Miss Chuxue, this is not drunk and everyone is drunk~"

The little ink in Brother Sun's stomach can only say this kind of common sentence that is quoted badly in modern society, but this sentence is put aside in Da Shu, and the effect is okay......

"Sun Gongzi quoted the scriptures like this, and the little girl was only shallow in learning, so I was afraid that she would not be able to parry. "But Hatsuyuki was really a little unhappy this time.

What she said was a clear compliment and a disparagement, in fact, where could she not parry? Don't say that it is you Sun Yihuan, she can also answer fluently when she comes to a champion, but she feels that this Sun Gongzi seems to be a little absent-minded since he met him, and he has focused all his attention on himself, but he has forgotten to get down to business.

Tonight, Chu Xue hopes to convey as much information as she knows to the other party through dialogue on the premise that someone is eavesdropping, she thinks that through the anagram just now, Sun Yihuan has also understood what she means, but at this moment, Sun Yihuan doesn't seem to be going in this direction.

"Oh, that's so?" Sun Yixiang said with a smile, "Ha! Actually, I don't like Wen Crepe either, since Miss Chuxue said this, I'll be more down-to-earth when I talk next." ”

This Chuxue was confused again, and said in his heart: "Eh? Could it be that he did it on purpose just now......? What is the mystery hidden in what he is going to say next?"

She...... Think too much.

"First of all, ......" The next second, Sun Yihuan naturally picked up the chopsticks, and said very impolitely and unqualified while eating, "I have to confirm with you, what is 'Fengyue'? What is "other"?"

When Chu Xue heard this, she was a little annoyed, and simply said bluntly: "The thing you want to ask me about today is 'other', except for that incident, it's all 'Fengyue', so do you understand?"

Sun Yihuan really understands.

He is just uneducated, but his intelligence is no problem, and he can understand the sound of this - the wall has ears, and it is inconvenient to speak.

In fact, even if Chu Xue didn't talk about this, Sun Yihuan had already guessed that someone would eavesdrop, from the old bustard's martial arts to the boss's invitation, everything could see how deep the water of the seven willows was.

"Understood! understood. Sun Yi responded a few times, and immediately changed the conversation, "Fengyue, right...... What about this qin, chess, calligraphy and painting...... Let's talk about the piano first. ”

In the room of the first snow, there is indeed a yaoqin.

"Sun Gongzi...... Do you also know the rhythm of music?" Chu Xue thought that Sun Yixiang was going to use the piano to tell him what kind of code.

"Yes. Sun Yixiang raised his eyebrows and said, "I still want to play a song with you, girl." ”

"Is this true?" Chu Xue is also starting to be empty now, she really doesn't know what Sun Yihuan can do.

"Hehe......" Sun Yihuan squinted and smiled, "It's easy to say, I'm better at percussion......"

............

A moment later, the grandfather's room.

At this time, Huang Donglai had already left, and the master was left alone in the house.

Knock knock knock knock -

There was another knock on the door.

"Enter. The uncle replied.

This time it was a man who came in, looking at his clothes, he was just a lowest-level turtle slave, but his eyes were very alert, and his movements were extraordinarily quiet.

"Boss, Miss Cher's side...... There is a difference. The man leaned over to the ear of the master and said directly.

"What's wrong?" the uncle's attitude was quite leisurely, "Could it be that she is talking nonsense?"

"My subordinates don't know ......," the man replied.

"Huh?" the master turned his head and glared at the man, "What do you mean?"

The man's face was embarrassed: "That grandson, he said that he wanted to study the rhythm with Miss Xue'er, and then he called someone to bring a few gongs and drums and beat them in the house, and his subordinates were really ......."

"Heh......" When the uncle heard this, he couldn't help laughing, "What a Sun Yihu, really good at playing......"

"Master, what should I do now?" the man looked a little anxious, and hurriedly asked again.

"What, what, do it?" the master repeated these three words word by word, and asked rhetorically, "I'm going to ask you, what are you going to do?" he said this, and his tone suddenly carried a bit of sarcasm, "When you killed Zheng Mukai, didn't you have a lot of ideas? Now the woman you like doesn't know what to do with other men in the room...... But you came to me and asked me what to do?"

When the man dressed as a turtle slave heard this, his whole body tensed, and the pair of tiger eyes seemed to be about to bleed, but he still endured it, without saying a word, and did not move.

"Heh......" Seeing the man's appearance, the uncle sneered, and paused a little before saying, "Okay, since you have asked, then I will tell you...... If you don't do it, you are not a human being, you are a living king, what will happen to the woman of the king...... You don't have to tell you, do you?"

Before he could finish speaking, the man had left the room like a gust of wind, without even saying a word of resignation.

The uncle glanced at the door, his face was fierce, and he snorted, then he stood up and closed the door himself.