269. No service temple (starting point for subscription)
It's no wonder that the one-eyed fool has such a name, he has one eye with a black hole, and there is no eyeball in it.
He didn't know when he appeared, and he didn't speak when he appeared, just stared at them blankly.
Wang Qilin looked at Xie Toad and said, "Is he weird?"
Xie Toad frowned and didn't answer, but just sang: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." ”
The one-eyed fool is the same as the stupid little scholar in the car, he doesn't make trouble or toss, just stands there stunned and stares at people.
Like a walking corpse.
Seeing such a thing in the middle of the night is really infiltrating.
Wang Qilin walked up and circled around him, and the fool stretched out his hand to him to make a plea.
Seeing this, Wang Qilin asked, "Do you want to eat?"
The one-eyed fool didn't speak, and shook his hand again.
Wang Qilin thought for a while and said to the big men: "Your bear child spoiled other people's dinner, what are you still doing here? Why don't you hurry back and prepare dinner to entertain others?"
The big men had already been cleaned up by his eight Heavenly Dragon Sword Formations, and although they were dissatisfied when they heard this, they didn't dare to show it, and honestly walked back with the bear child's ears.
On the way, they beat the child again.
Wang Qilin beckoned to the one-eyed fool: "Let's go, I'll take you to a big dinner tonight." ”
I don't know if the one-eyed fool understood this, he didn't speak, and when he saw Wang Qilin walking forward, he followed behind.
Flames have lit up on the dirt mountain.
Ordinary people are reluctant to use fire oil at home, so they will not light oil lamps or candles at night, they will pick up a lot of dry firewood and pile it in the yard, and then every household will build a bonfire at night, and the whole family and even the neighbors will gather in front of the fire to roast and eat at the same time.
Now there are bonfires dancing in the courtyards of several households, and Wang Qilin and his entourage followed into the door, and immediately several eyes came sideways.
Lack of goodwill.
A man introduced them weakly and asked his mother-in-law to clean up the meal.
The mothers-in-law were also very strong, and some women said angrily: "Oh, dog officer!"
Wang Qilin was very angry.
He was born in the bottom of the people, and he understands the importance of food for poor families, so he can understand that women are reluctant to share rations for themselves, but do you want to have such a bad attitude?
Xu Da saw his expression and knew that he was very unhappy, so he hurriedly whispered: "Seventh Master, don't be angry, let me tell you, do you know what the best way to retaliate against these people is?
Wang Qilin shouted: "Am I that kind of person in your heart?"
He looked at the group of men again and said, "Since the official stepped into the officialdom, he has never been able to take a stitch from the people, and he has never eaten a meal or porridge from the common people! Even if the official eats with you tonight, he will give you money." ”
A silver baht jumped in the light of the bonfire, and the silver-white luster was very attractive.
The eyes of the men and women widened.
The silver baht fell back into his hand, and he withdrew it into his arms and continued: "Now I have changed my mind, I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect to get in exchange for estrangement. Okay, don't pretend, I'm having a showdown, we'll bring our own food!"
"Xu Da, take out all the good wine and good food!"
Xu Da covered his chest sadly: Damn, why did the Seventh Master get angry with these misers, but it was himself who was hurt in the end?
Roast chicken, elbows, stewed meat, crispy meat, meat buns, he pulled them out with a bitter face, and talked endlessly.
The oiled paper opened, and the fragrance was blown around by the night breeze.
The sound of swallowing saliva suddenly came and went.
The women's eyes were green, and one of them came up with a smile on his face and greeted: "Master Guan, you have lost your eyes, why don't we want to entertain you......?"
"Fuck off. Xu Da waved his hand.
Want to take the food out of your mouth?!
The one-eyed fool and the stupid boy hurriedly came to Xu Da's side, one by one, and the three eyes stared at the roast chicken in his hand together.
Wang Qilin picked the chicken with a clean wooden stick and heated it, then tore it open and distributed it to several people.
The one-eyed fool said, "Chicken leg chicken leg!"
The stupid boy nodded.
Xu scolded: "I'm grass, aren't you stupid at this time?"
The one-eyed fool ignored him, stared at the roast chicken and shouted, "Chicken legs, chicken legs!"
The stupid boy nodded vigorously.
Wang Qilin gave each of them a chicken leg, and the two of them hugged it and stuffed it into their mouths!
Xu Da was stunned, and he said: "The first time I've seen it is more violent than black beans, and it's the two of them at first sight!"
Jiuliu, who was gnawing on the bones of the cow, raised his head to look at him and grinned, seeing this, Xu Da was at a loss: "What's the matter, where did I provoke this little dog?"
Wang Qilin helped translate: "It feels offended by what you just said, and when it grows up, it will personally show you what it means to eat violently." ”
The two fools were both pot-bellied men, Xie Toad and Xu Da were under pressure, and they rushed to eat.
Wang Qilin saw that this was not good, so he said: "Master Xu, Dao Chang, I have always had a question that I haven't figured out, that is, you Confucianism and Taoism are ......."
"If you don't understand how to read by yourself, don't ask me!" Xu Da immediately interrupted him, and secretly took out the wine jug and poured it into his mouth.
Xie Toad said: "Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking, immeasurable Tianzun! Give the old Taoist priest some wine!"
Xu Da sped up the speed of pouring wine.
The bears and children stood around and sucked their saliva, and the women were cunning and deliberately let the children come and watch them eat.
The meaning is clear: if you have a little conscience, you have to give some points to your children.
Wang Qilin has no conscience, they eat the roast chicken and eat the elbow, after eating the elbow to divide the crispy meat, and after eating the meat, one person will have a big bun.
The fools ate violently, and their mouths chirped loudly, Xu Da commented while eating: "This roast chicken is okay, tsk, the chicken skin tastes so fragrant! The fragrance has entered the bones, what kind of chicken is this?"
"The elbow is also strong, fat, oh, this taste, the seventh master has a bite of bone marrow?"
"This bun is the best when it comes out of the oven, but it's okay to bake the bun, hey, there's gravy in it, it's delicious!"
The meat buns were grilled until they were browned on both sides, fragrant and crispy, and the bear children were crying with hunger.
In this way, there was no love between the two sides, and the men and women in the mountains led their children to guard their own firewood, and did not give them the opportunity to add firewood to the campfire.
However, this bonfire originally put a lot of wood, so it won't burn for a while.
Wang Qilin sat cross-legged on the ground, Bameow was lying on his left leg, and Jiuliu was lying on his right leg, so that he stroked the cat's head with his left hand and the dog's head with his right hand, and the rain and dew were all wet.
Xie Toad gritted his teeth and asked, "Seventh Master, what is the flying sword you just cast?"
Xu Da burped and said in a daze: "Our seventh master has a secret, what are you asking about?"
Wang Qilin said with a smile: "I have no secrets with the two of you, the flying sword just now is a set of sword formations, called the Eight Heavenly Dragon Sword Formations." ”
"Eight Heavenly Dragon Sword Formations?" Xie Toad subconsciously stood up.
Wang Qilin looked up at him and subconsciously stopped his movements.
Eight Meow and Nine-Six were not satisfied, Eight Meow and Nine-Six arched his arm with a dog's head and gave him a look: Keep masturbating.
Wang Qilin reopened, Eight Meow squinted his eyes with satisfaction and began to grunt Buddha with his little hands, and Nine-six said that he was comfortable.
Xie Toad said in a deep voice: "You actually cultivated the Eight Heavenly Dragon Sword Formation?!"
Wang Qilin asked, "Is this some kind of demonic exercise?"
Xie Toad shook his head and said, "Of course not, this is the top-level Buddhist formation, which is still above the one hundred and eight Arhat arrays." It's incredible that you've come to this sword formation, and it looks like you've learned it!"
He didn't continue to ask anything, and continued: "This set of sword formations is extremely difficult to refine, and the power is extremely great after refining, but the most difficult part of it is that it is to ask the eight Heavenly Dragons to hold the sword for you to form a sword formation, do you have a way to invite the Eight Heavenly Dragons?"
Wang Qilin looked at him expectantly and said, "I count on you for this." ”
He really couldn't find the Eight Heavenly Dragons, but he knew that Xie *** Lake was experienced and might be able to help him.
This was also one of the reasons why he said the Eight Heavenly Dragon Sword Formations frankly.
Xie Toad had no choice, he said: "How can ordinary mortals know the news of the Eight Heavenly Dragons? But there is a heaven and a genius in the rivers and lakes, ahem, his name is Bai Ze, his origin is extraordinary, he knows all kinds of things in the heavens and the earth, we will find a way to find him in the future, he should have a way to find the news of the Eight Heavenly Dragons in the human world." ”
Wang Qilin asked, "Dao Chief, is there really a place in this world like the Heavenly Realm, the Nine Shadows, the Buddha Kingdom, and the Demon Kingdom?"
Xie Toad nodded and said, "Of course there is, haven't you walked through the Yin and gone to the Huangquan Underworld?" The Heavenly Realm, the Buddha Kingdom, and the Demon Kingdom also exist, but it's not as magical as the storytellers say......."
Wang Qilin sat down obediently, and it was time for class.
Sexy Taoist, online lectures.
Before you know it, in the middle of the night, the bonfire is about to go out.
The one-eyed fool rubbed his hands together and stood up, and he shoved the pork knuckle stick into his bosom and walked down the hill.
Xu Da was drunk, and when he saw this, he shouted loudly: "Guys, you are real, we have no advantage here to take advantage of, so we will immediately slap our butts and leave?"
Xie Toad shook his head and said, "Follow up and have a look." ”
Wang Qilin heard that he had something to say, so he asked in a low voice, "Does he have a problem?"
Xie Toad stroked his beard and smiled, with a mysterious expression: "Just follow and see, we can open our eyes tonight." ”
The three of them settled the silly little scholar, and then followed the one-eyed fool to the small temple between the two mountains in the distance.
Approaching the small temple, they saw a light appear in the open space at the entrance of the temple.
Someone is cooking a fire.
Wang Qilin looked fixedly, there were two bonfires, each of which was surrounded by four people, exactly in four directions, southeast, northwest.
At this time, as long as you have a little brain, you can understand that the situation is not right, but Xu Da drank too much, and he was afraid that others would share his own wine, so he secretly killed it all.
The liquor was drunk in a hurry, and he would have no brains in his head for a long time, only bursting pulp.
So when he saw the two bonfires, he ran up with great interest: "Hey, there are still people cooking fires here?"
The one-eyed fool walked closer and didn't leave, he watched Xu Da approach the bonfire, his face was neither happy nor sad.
Xu Da grinned and hugged his fists and said: "Brothers, brothers are polite, you have a good roast on this small fire, can you make a seat successful?" Buddy, let's roast a fire together, I still have a bag of broad beans here, let's eat broad beans while roasting the fire, isn't it beautiful?"
The four men lowered their heads and rubbed their hands close to the flames, and they didn't answer when they heard Xu Da's words, but squeezed each other to make way for a place.
Seeing this, Xu Da hurriedly turned around and beckoned to Wang Qilin: "Seventh Master, come on, I asked you for a seat for the fire." ”
Wang Qilin sighed: "Alas, drinking is wrong, as the old saying goes, drinking doesn't catch ghosts, catching ghosts doesn't drink, this is really reasonable." ”
Xie Toad smiled and said, "Don't go, let him suffer a little." ”
Wang Qilin shook his head and said: "If he sits down by himself, I will let him suffer a little, but even if he is drunk and encounters benefits, he still remembers me first, so how can I let him suffer?"
Reluctant.
He walked forward, but the men still didn't look up, didn't look back, didn't speak, they continued to move their butts, and gave up another seat.
Xu Da sat down and stretched out his hand to bake the fire, and when he reached out, he shivered, and subconsciously said, "This gust of wind was so cold just now!"
Wang Qilin picked him up.
Up close, the bonfire was exuberant, but there was no heat coming out of the surroundings.
The flames were blazing, but they were glowing with a cold green light.
He punched Xu Da in the stomach, and this punch was strong, so although Xu Da had a golden jade coat to protect his body, he was still beaten and couldn't help bending over and spitting.
This sip is full of drink.
As soon as the wine spit out and the wind blew, Xu Da came to his senses.
He wiped his eyes and looked around, and said in shock: "Wucao, Seventh Master, something is wrong with this ghost place!"
Wang Qilin was about to speak, when the laughter of children came from the small temple, and there was more than one child listening to the voice, at least a group of people who were amused by something in it.
So what is it that makes them laugh?
Or - they?
The laughter was slight, that is, Wang Qilin could only hear it when he opened his ears, but Xu Da didn't hear it.
He looked around at both sides and said, "Seventh Master, I know, our mother's luck is bad, this is a frozen ghost! This is a frozen ghost roasting fire, they are not burning firewood at all, it is its mother's dried bones, what comes out is phosphorus fire, and it is cold! The more it is roasted, the colder it gets, because people's anger is dried up by it!"
Wang Qilin listened attentively to the voices in the temple, and he vaguely heard the voice of the woman talking.
Xu Da said to himself: "It's just that I didn't run into it, since today's uncle has encountered this sneaky and harmful trick, he must not let them go!"
"Well, Uncle put out this fire for you first!"
Xu Da unbuckled his belt, and a powerful column of water erupted into the flames.
The four men who lowered their heads and roasted the fire quickly withdrew their hands as if they were burned by the fire, but when they didn't see their strength, their bodies suddenly stood up.
But still keep your head down.
The four men stood in front of Xu Da with their heads down and their hands down, and the night wind seemed to be blocked by them, and the sound of the wind suddenly quieted down.
The other four men didn't care, they were still keeping their heads down and taking care of their own fires.
Seeing this, Wang Qilin hurriedly took Xu Dahu behind him, and he shouted, "What are you messing with?"
Xu Da said: "There are four frozen ghosts here, can't we get rid of them?
Xie Toad sighed and said, "These four are not frozen ghosts, and we don't need to clean them up." ”
"Don't be afraid!
A deep voice rang out.
Wang Qilin, who was about to draw his sword and sword, turned his head in surprise and saw that the one-eyed fool had actually spoken.
Not only did he speak, but he did not know where to take out a gourd hammer, which was a short-handled hammer, about the length of a man's arm, and the front end was decorated with a gourd, which looked more like an ornament than a weapon.
After taking a look at Wang Qilin, the one-eyed fool smiled and walked towards them.
As he walked forward, the four men with their heads bowed stepped back.
Only then did Wang Qilin notice that the four people standing in front of Xu Da just now were not aiming at Xu Da, in fact, they were facing the one-eyed fool, but Xu Da happened to be standing in front of the one-eyed fool, so at a cursory glance, it seemed that they were facing Xu Da.
Two women suddenly appeared at the door of the temple, two of them looked like monkey gills, dressed in red and green, one of them immediately smiled after appearing: "Hey mother, who are we coming, this scared my family slaves squeaked hard, it turned out to be the masters who listened to the heavenly prison, ha, the guardian also came back? But it's not that we entered the temple by ourselves with bad rules, it's that you weren't there just now, and our ladies were anxious, so we had to go in first to find the dolls." ”
The one-eyed fool walked up with the golden hammer in his hand and said, "You have broken the rules. ”
A woman said impatiently: "Yes, we broke the rules, but didn't I tell you just now? You are not here, my lady is anxious, so ......"
"You've broken the rules!" said the one-eyed fool.
Another woman laughed and said, "Yo, you're quite natural, yes, we broke the rules, what can you do?"
Wang Qilin asked in a low voice, "What's going on? What the hell is this?"
Xu Da interjected: "Didn't those men say it in the evening? This is called the Wufu Temple, and the Wufu God is enshrined in it." ”
Xie Toad said: "Those men have no knowledge, they should have heard the name of this temple mentioned, but they didn't remember it clearly. This is the temple of Wufu, which is not dedicated to the god of five blessings, but to the god of Wufu. ”
Wang Qilin looked at Xu Da, Xu Da coughed and said: "Oh, it turns out that this is the Temple of Wufu, I know, what, isn't it said in "Etiquette and Mourning Clothes"? If a person dies young, the age of 19 to 16 is a long death, 15 to 12 is a middle death, 11 to 8 years old is a lower death, and less than 8 years old is a death without service. ”
", when are you still talking nonsense?" Wang Qilin said angrily.
A woman laughed when she heard this, and shouted, "Hey mother, big brother, you also hit the Northeast Continent?"
The one-eyed fool said to her again, "You have broken the rules!"
The woman said angrily, "I said, why did you pull the tiger? Why did this Wufu Temple find a mallet to be a guardian?"
Xie Toad ignored the woman, he said, "Lord Xu really didn't talk nonsense just now, what he said is true!"
Wang Qilin was stunned.
Xu was overjoyed, he burped and said: "When, of course it's true, why don't you know? This temple of Wufu must be enshrined in Wufu God, why worship Wufu God? It must be because the common people worship him in order to avoid the death of their children." ”
Xie Toad said: "This is nonsense, the temple is a yin temple, it is not for the gods, but for the children who are not in the clothes, most of them are dedicated to the infant spirits here, some of the infant spirits are very fierce, and the cultivators will send them to this yin temple to worship." ”
Wang Qilin suddenly said: "This is the Yin Temple." ”
Xie Toad introduced him to the Yin Temple, this kind of temple was built in a place where there is no sunlight all year round, and the Wufu Temple in front of them was built in the middle of two earth mountains, and the earth mountains sandwiched it in the east and west, so that it could not see the sun as much as possible.
"The Yin Temple has temple keepers, also called soul keepers, because they guard the spirits of the dead. These guardians were all wicked people who were tyrannical and troublesome in the first half of their lives, and they were finally sent to the Yin Guardian Temple. ”
"They are stupid and stupid during the day, and they will be bullied in every way, in the words of the Buddhists, this is their life ordeal, just like this spirit keeper is always tossed by the bear child on the mountain, this is also his life. ”
"At night they will return to normal, but at this time they cannot leave the temple, their souls are tied here, and they must guard the temple gates, and if any demon wants to steal the infant spirit, they will kill the demon and destroy the demon, and if the infant spirit wants to escape from the temple, they will punish the infant spirit. ”
Xie Toad nodded at the woman at the door with his chin and said, "The spirit who came tonight is the one who came to steal the baby spirit......"
Hearing this, a woman said dissatisfiedly: "What are you guys doing there? Looking at the bosses, why do you like to mumble like an old hug?
"That's it, both of us are worried about you!" said another woman.
Xie Toad smiled slightly and said, "Are you really girls?"