"Poof!"

Luo Tian looked at the demon idiot blankly, and when he saw that it had trapped a contract beast with a cobweb, for a moment, he regretted saying that condition.

There are at least seventy contract beasts on the field, so you won't really let him tell seventy stories, right?

"It's still some cold winter ......" Luo Tian flipped through a few pages to find a short short story and continued.

"Poof!"

Everyone in the vanguard and Qingyun Village is like falling into an ice cellar, why are you endless, tell the story of spring, summer or autumn, what does it mean to always say winter, deliberately laying the groundwork for cold jokes?

The members of the vanguard team were fighting with their lives, but they met a strange man who told cold jokes with a contract beast, and he was still singing and attracting their attention, is it really easy to bully the children of the Qin family?

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

"Kill me!"

The captain of the vanguard roared, and all the contract beasts rushed towards Luo Tian, the mud splashed, and the entire battlefield fermented with a disgusting taste.

“...... A bear suddenly got bored, so he started plucking the hair from his body, plucking and plucking, and in a short time he plucked all the hair, and then he said, "Guess what?"

Luo Tian didn't pay attention to the movements of the vanguard, Hu Bawan and Bo Qi were in front, he just needed to do what he could.

Bo Qizheng was commanding the two Tiger Clan demon beasts to resist the beast herd in front of him, and suddenly turned his head and replied: "Is that bear saying: It's so boring?"

"You're boring, don't be distracted when you're fighting. When Luo Tian saw Bo Qi's serious answer, he felt that he was very close to the demon idiot, and he felt a very uncomfortable feeling in his heart.

He didn't dare to teach the demon idiot a lesson, so he vented all the unhappiness of being tossed by the demon idiot these days on Bo Qi.

Bo Qi was also energetic at this time, he was a head taller than Luo Tian, he stood in front of the latter, looked down at Luo Tian condescendingly, and retorted: "Are you embarrassed to say me? Can the battle be more serious, is it time to tell a story?"

"You two don't take fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps, I won't be able to last long......" Hu Bawan said bitterly, these two people are not the masters he can offend, one is the follower of the God of Gambling, and the other is the future owner of the village.

He is guilty of taking sides......

"Don't pull out the light...... It's ...... to eat."

As if he hadn't heard of it, the demon idiot hesitated for a moment, then replied, "...... A mouthful of hair. ”

"Whoosh-"

The rain soaked his clothes, and the cold wind hit him, carrying a chill. Everyone didn't know what words to use to describe their mood at the moment...... Is it cold or biting?

It was as if the whole world had turned into an ice field, and everyone had become ice sculptures......

The vanguard team was eager to pull out Luo Tian's tongue, and the people of Qingyunzhai also wanted to plug his stinky mouth with a dung ball.

For a while, the crowd was excited, and they almost wanted to rise up, even the resentment of the divine sigh of a thousand illusions did not have such a strong effect.

Luo Tian himself was also stunned, he felt that the answers in the book were not cold to the idiot's answers......

"Poof. ”

"Story ......," the idiot said again.

Luo Tian wanted to cry without tears: "It's still a cold winter......

"Boom!" A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and slashed straight towards Luo Tian.

The vanguard was first shocked, and then overjoyed, this guy who told a bad joke had finally been punished!

God is eye-opening!

Luo Tian was full of black lines, he reacted quite quickly, and quickly dodged to the side, and the lightning slashed at the location where Luo Tian was just now, splashing a puddle of mud, and there was a slight smell of burnt on the ground.

"Hahahaha......" There were bursts of laughter all around, and everyone held their breath and laughed hard, feeling that even if they laughed to death, it was worth it.

Luo Tian got up and looked at the cloudy sky with resentment, isn't it just to tell a story, and I didn't change the content to a cold joke, why are you hacking me?

Wronged!

"Boom!"

"Ya is still coming?" Luo Tian didn't care about shouting grievances, and dodged to the side again, but the thief seemed to be on the bar with him, and the thunder and lightning kept blasting towards Luo Tian.

A gloating smile appeared on the face of the vanguard captain: "Hahaha...... This time, even God is on our side, see how long you Qingyunzhai can hold on?"

Xia Yun stood outside the arena and looked at the deep night sky, a little puzzled.

There's no reason for this, Luo Tian just told a bad joke, how could it attract thunder punishment?

Legend has it that when you achieve the Spirit King in the Xuanwu Continent, you will be jealous of the divine envoys, which will lead to a heavenly calamity. One of the most common types of catastrophes is the thunder punishment, which is to become a king after surviving the tribulation, and if you fail to overcome the tribulation, you will have no hope for life.

"Brother Yun, save me!"

Four or five bolts of lightning in a row really frightened Luo Tian, and he hurriedly ran to Xia Yun to pray for protection.

Xia Yun stepped back quietly, and laughed heartily: "Hahaha...... Luo Tian, the time has finally come for you to make meritorious contributions. ”

"Really?" Luo Tian was stunned.

Xia Yun nodded: "Take advantage of the thunder and lightning protection now, hurry up and rush into the vanguard and die with them...... Don't worry, I will add you the title of Thunder King, and erect a ten-meter-high monument in Qingyun City, which will be famous for ......eternity."

"You're enough!"

Luo Tiandu was about to cry, telling a story was punished by God, everyone was gloating, and in the end, Brother Yun was thrown into the well...... He had never been so unlucky in his life.

However, Luo Tian finally rushed towards the vanguard camp, he can't be the only one who is unlucky, he will be happy when he shares it with everyone.

"You...... Don't come here!" Seeing this, the vanguard immediately scattered and fled, and the whole scene instantly became a mess. Wherever Luo Tian passed, the thunderbolt always skillfully hit the demon spirit masters and contract beasts of the vanguard.

None of them were split on Luo Tian's body......

Hu Bawan and Bo Qi were stunned, is this okay? Or Hu Bawan was the first to react and took advantage of the enemy's paralyzed state to take the opportunity to sneak attack.

Bo Qi was also not idle, and ordered the two Tiger Demon Beasts to kill the contract beasts that had no ability to resist. Even the people in the fifth squad have some itchy hands, it stands to reason that this job should be theirs, but because of the order, they can only stay behind Qingyun Village and pinch the dung ball......

......

Ten miles away, above the clouds.

The snow-haired woman frowned slightly, gritting her teeth with hatred: "This kid runs very fast, I don't believe that I can't kill you." ”

The thunderbolt that attacked Luo Tian before was actually controlled by the snow-haired woman, and she was chilled when she heard it, and decisively interrupted Luo Tian's cold jokes.

The middle-aged woman shook her head with her hand on her forehead and sighed: "Princess...... You are obviously helping Qingyunzhai, so don't show that expression. ”

The snow-haired woman's expression froze, stuck out her tongue, and smiled awkwardly: "I still can't hide it from Aunt Lan......"

The middle-aged woman called "Aunt Lan" is the sister of the pilgrimage, Princess Bailan of the previous dynasty. And the snow-haired woman is the princess Bai Yixue of the dynasty, known as Snow White.

"Princess, you are acting unfairly. ”

Aunt Lan gently tapped Bai Yixue's head, but there was not much blame on her face.

"It's not in the way, anyway, there are only two battles that really affect the outcome of the battle. ”

Bai Yixue looked at the mountain behind Qingyun Village, where there was still a crucial battle......

(End of chapter)