'Jingle bells...'

The alarm clock of the mobile phone rang, Zhang San opened his eyes suddenly, and then he closed his eyes tiredly.

After sleeping for a while, Zhang San couldn't hold on anyway, and he kicked away all the red rabbits and ruffles hovering around him.

"Sleep, sleep, sleep! I know how to sleep all day long! I can't find something to do on my own? ”

"Master, it's not right for you to say that. Only Guanzhou was allowed to set fires, and the people were not allowed to light lamps. That's not right. ”

"What's the matter, I'm the sky here!" Zhang Santoe said arrogantly, and the snobbish Chitu on the side had already slipped away obediently.

'Master, something is wrong. ’

"What happened?"

'I hacked into the cameras around me and found that since you came back, the room around was all women, and the whole floor was full!'

"Isn't that normal?"

No, it's not really normal, actually. Because the first day you come here is almost always surrounded by couples, and after just one day, they are all replaced. ’

"Someone spying on me?"

'I don't know, but you'd better ask Thirteen, I always feel like I can't get away with him. Also breakfast was already prepared and right on the table. ’

"How do you make breakfast?"

'Gaining control of the Phantom is just a matter of using your right and left hands, as each component has its own energy supply. ’

"Okay, thank you. ”

After some washing, Zhang San sat on the chair and enjoyed a beautiful breakfast slowly, when his doorbell rang.

"Look at who it is. ”

'A grown woman, there is no threat to speak of. ’

Zhang San, who wiped his mouth, opened the door unhurriedly, and he looked at the woman who was still passable and was silent for a while: "Hello, what's the matter?"

"Uh... The water heater in my house is broken, and I have to go to work later, can you borrow your bathroom?"

'Yo.. Master... Peach blossoms...'

"This, of course... No. Zhang San decisively refused, whether it was an immortal jump or really broken, it had nothing to do with him, he didn't like trouble. ”

"Ahh You're going to help people. ”

'Gollum'

The clear sound of swallowing saliva came from the bedroom, which made Zhang San's face change slightly: "Damn, the fart is so big." ”

Yun also realized that he seemed to have made a big mistake, and he quickly pulled the red rabbit and hid in the corner.

"You.. Is there anyone else in the house?"

"No, you heard me wrong. Zhang San didn't panic in the slightest: "Although I can't borrow your bathroom, I can help you see what the problem is." ”

"Thank you then. ”

"Do you have tools at home?"

"Yes, but they can't be repaired. The woman said with some embarrassment, and she pulled her hair up.

Zhang San, who had locked the door, followed the woman to the far left of the 12th floor, and the woman skillfully opened the door, and the inside was extremely neat.

Following the woman's instructions, he came to the bathroom and found that the water heater inside was not working properly, but Zhang San could not find out about the further problems.

"Fina, look what's broken. ”

'The chip that controls the temperature is broken, so it doesn't work properly. The electronics inside had burned out, and with our current conditions, they could be repaired, but they couldn't be exposed to her eyes.

Also, there are three bugs in this room and two pinhole cameras, so you'd better keep an eye on them. ’

"What do you mean by that? as if I would do something to her. Please, it's all 0202 now, and the fools should all be extinct

Finish. ”

"How's it going?" the woman asked, a little anxiously

Zhang Sangang wanted to answer but found the beautiful picture on the shelf, he hurriedly lowered his head: "I took a look just now, it's the built-in chip is broken, I can't deal with this, if you don't dislike it, then go to my place and wash it." ”

'Ahh What if you don't borrow it? That's it? That's it?'

"She's been cornered by her, what else can I say? I can't borrow it, I can't do it, I knew I wouldn't have come.

By the way, where's the pinhole camera in her room?

'Right above your head, I've taken control of it. ’

Zhang San quietly put the pinhole camera in his pocket, washed his hands and left: "Only this time." ”

"Thank you, thank you. ”

The moment he turned around, the corners of the woman's mouth slowly rose: "Hooked." ”

However, this scene was clearly seen by Zhang San, and he also hooked the corners of his mouth: "Although I don't know who you are, but now it's in my hands." ”

....

"Whew... This woman is slow to bathe..."

"Oops..."

The woman suddenly screamed, which made Zhang San, who was a little impatient waiting, finally come to his senses: "Tsk..."

"What's going on?!"

"The water heater seems to be broken again, and then I fell and now I can't stand up, can you come in and help me?"

"This... Doesn't that seem inconvenient?"

"Oh, when did you talk about the difference between men and women?"

"Well, in that case, I'll come in. ”

Zhang San slowly pushed open the door, and the woman at this time had already wrapped her body in a bath towel, but the half-wet and half-soaked appearance still made Zhang San swallow a mouthful of saliva.

"What else are you looking at, help me up. ”

"Oh, I'm coming. ”

Zhang San stumbled and fell, but his feet brought the woman's bathrobe down.

'Ahh

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I'll wrap it up for you!" Zhang San hurriedly draped the wet bath towel over the woman, and before she could react, Zhang San quickly wrapped the bath towel back on her.

"It's huge. ”

'Doesn't it feel good?'

"Ahem, what do you say? Am I that kind of person?"

"What did you do?"

Zhang San, who had just stood firm, fell again under the woman's scolding, but this time he overwhelmed the woman.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on today, my feet are too slippery. I'll be sure to pay attention next time!

'Isn't it cunning to be sure it's a slippery foot?'

Just when Zhang San helped the woman up, the originally broken bath head began to spray water again, and the bath towel soaked in water fell down again.

"You... You get me out!"

"Okay, okay. No problem, I'll just get out. ”

After rubbing his wet hair half-dry with a towel, there was a knock on the door behind Zhang San: "Open the door, police!"

"I came so late, and I couldn't even eat hot food. Well, I'm tired of playing, and it's not good to go on like this. ”

Zhang San, whose eyes gradually recovered cold, quickly opened the bathroom door and grabbed her hand directly despite the woman's screaming voice.

"This game isn't fun at all, it's time to end it. ”

Who knew that the woman quieted down instead: "What? Is it too late to find out now?"

"Oh, you seem to have eaten me?"

"As long as I call out, you won't be able to escape, to be honest, we really lost one when we found you

Kung Fu. But now you can only listen to us. ”

"Shhhh The phone he pulled out of his crotch was playing a conversation between the two of them.

"Do you know who this pinhole camera is?"

The woman's pupils shrank, but she quickly reacted: "Even so, as long as I say that you molested you, you will be brought into the bureau, as long as you enter the bureau, you will not be able to bear it." ”

"Tsk... You're not going to be bored like that. Zhang San unhurriedly took out a lion and lit one for himself: "Actually, I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, I'm a good person, so I can't bear to see that your monitors and pinhole cameras are damaged."

No, this pinhole camera will be fixed for you. As for you stuff, I'm tired of playing with them for a long time. The forces behind me are beyond your imagination, if you don't want your graceful body to be displayed on the Internet, just shout. ”

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"Hey, if we don't open the door, we're going to break in!"

The voice outside the door became more and more urgent, Zhang San didn't pay attention to the woman, and he was about to turn around to open the door when he suddenly stopped.

"Your name is Vivien Leigh, and my name is Zhang San. It's up to you what you say. After all, it's relatively easy for a hacker to get some private information. ”

'Smack'

The door was opened

Several policemen swarmed in, and they quickly stopped Zhang San: "Why didn't you open the door just now?"

"What, is it illegal to make out with your girlfriend?"

"Where's your girlfriend?"

"In the bathroom, she hasn't dressed yet, do you want to pull it out for you to admire?"

"You've been reported for drug use, so it's offensive to you, but that's all we can do. ”

"Is there a search warrant?"

"If you don't, you're trespassing, you know, it's very serious. ”

'Smack'

A document was thrown heavily on Zhang San, and the door of the bathroom was violently opened, and Vivien Leigh, who was dressed in a hurry, had both a panicked expression and a disappointed look.

"What did you just do in there, or what did you two just do?" A young police officer stared at Vivien Leigh with a gloomy face.

"We were taking a mandarin duck bath just now, if the police officer doesn't mind, can we come together?"

"Come back to the bureau with us and make a note. ”

The corner of the policeman's mouth showed a cruel smile on the corner of the mouth of the police officer who was resisting the body camera, and so did the others. Only Zhang San did not panic in the slightest.

"Do you say we take drugs?"

"I really didn't find any drugs after a search, so you just have to go back to the bureau and make a record. ”

Thinking of Vivien Li's words, Zhang San raised his eyebrows: "Do you have to pick the words so clearly? It's not good to pick out some things clearly, after all, everyone needs a fig leaf." ”

"I don't know what you're talking about, get dressed and come with us, otherwise you won't be able to work together!"

"Hey..."

Zhang San quickly swiped his phone, and then a recording without the slightest impurity was played: "Brother Qin, are we really going to arrest him in the bureau later?"

"No, scare him first, and then take him to the old place, and arrest him for no reason, if he is discovered, then we won't be able to eat and go away. ”

"What if he wants to see our search warrant?"

"I've been ready for a long time, as long as he can see the seal. I've already changed my name to him, and he won't recognize it. ”

"Enough!"