Chapter 134 Breakfast

After complaining in his heart, Jiang Xie calmed down, and now in this situation, there is no other way except the routine.

As the saying goes, there are weaknesses in strong enemies, and if there are weaknesses, you can be tricked!

Jiang Xie's understanding of this sentence has reached the point of reaching the peak, so every time he encounters danger, he can use routines to turn danger into relief.

But the hooligan of the routine still had to think about it, so he squinted his eyes, touched his chin, and shook one leg, because this is how inspiration comes quickly.

However, Jiang Xie's action in Zhao Ming's eyes is simply selling cuteness, and he is almost ...... to see it.

Fortunately, according to the usual practice, Jiang Xie usually doesn't take long to think about it, and he can end it and come up with a great routine.

So in less than ten breaths, Jiang Xie came up with an idea, confident that he would definitely be able to leave this hooligan this time!

So he looked back at Zhao Ming and smiled: "You have been with others for so long, and the little woman has also seen your sincerity...... So the little girl wants to kiss her son, I don't know what?"

Zhao Ming was stunned for a moment, could it be that G's sisters are so open?

But Zhao Ming, as a gentleman, expressed his ...... for this sudden benefit It's perfectly acceptable! It's not like love at first sight, right? It's not without a one-night stand, right? So it's not strange that it didn't take long to kiss, right?

And...... Ahem, maybe after kissing, he can still go to pop, then his chu for many years can also unlock the seal for love!

"Of course it's no problem, you can hug and lift it high! as long as the girl is happy!" Zhao Ming said with a red face.

Jiang Xie's reaction to Zhao Ming couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, this thing really doesn't want a B face.

But I didn't care, look at how he is today, knock down the person who doesn't want to be B-faced, invincible in the world!

Seeing that Zhao Ming agreed, Jiang Xie walked slowly towards Zhao Ming step by step.

Zhao Ming looked at G's sister-in-law, slowly approaching him, and his heart involuntarily "knock knock" faster and faster, and his mind flashed a lot of thoughts in an instant, such as whether his mouth stinks now, what skills do kisses have, do you want to close your eyes or something.

But these questions, now that his two friends are not there, no one will definitely answer him, so he simply closed his eyes and pursed his lips, anyway, it's useless to think too much, just let it out!

Seeing Zhao Ming's reaction, Jiang Xie immediately showed a long-lost smile, which was a smile as beautiful as sunshine.

"Whew!" sounded, Jiang Xie kicked Zhao Ming's crotch, of course you have to use anti-wolf legs to deal with perverts.

Sure enough, even Zhao Ming, who was as strong as a tiger overlord, was hit by this defenseless kick, and instantly lost his resistance, fell to the ground, and convulsed.

I can't kick it up, it's too painful, it's not a pain that a man can endure at all.

Jiang Xie saw Zhao Ming, who was holding his crotch on the ground and twitching, was also very relieved, and asked you to treat the old lady...... Don't work and capital, think crookedly!

At the same time, I can't help but despise it, and your flirtatious girl's consciousness is not enough.

I think he was kicked by Huang Yue'er countless times, although it hurt terribly, but he was definitely not as weak as this thing, but he could continue to fight!

After despising him, Jiang Xie completely stripped the other party naked, found a hemp rope, tied the other party, and hung it on the plaque of a certain restaurant, of course, he also used Zhao Ming's underwear to plug his mouth, otherwise it would not be fun to make a sound.

After doing these things, Jiang Xie clapped his hands, and the anger was eliminated, so he hummed a song and left happily.

Zhao Ming, who was hanging on the plaque, had fainted because of the pain, otherwise he didn't know how he would feel when he saw ...... way he was now.

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By the time Jiang Xie returned to the place where he had made an appointment with Huang Ying again, it was already the third watch in the middle of the night, and even the buns on his chest became cold.......

Jiang Xie swept around this place and found that there was no longer Huang Ying's figure, but he was relieved, he was really afraid that this stupid girl would wait for him all the time, after all, after all so much time had passed, and the cold wind was getting more and more biting, even if the cultivator was not careful, he would suffer from the cold, and then he would have sinned .......

As for the promise to go to the palace together, let's wait for the opportunity to talk about it later.

After thinking about it, I walked a few steps forward, but found a plain-clothed woman, leaning against the corner of the wall, shrunk into a ball, sleeping, with a crystal saliva on the corner of her mouth, but also a little cute.

However, Jiang Xie couldn't help but complain: "Huang Ying, do you think you are a little girl who sells matches, do you want to be so pitiful?"

It's not very pitiful, you see that you are still shivering from time to time, although you still haven't woken up.

This made Jiang Xie sigh, it seemed that he still overestimated Huang Ying.

There was no way, so he stepped on his toes, gently came to Huang Ying's side, took off his coat, draped it on Huang Ying's body, and stretched out his hand to wipe Huang Ying's saliva, and then sat down, hugged his hands, closed his eyes, and waited for Huang Ying to wake up slowly.

Huang Ying slept so soundly, he obviously couldn't wake up the other party, but he must not be at ease when he let a stupid girl stay on the street, so he planned to close his eyes and recuperate, and secretly protect Huang Ying by the way...... Well, he bragged.

Of course, he knew that it was already the ninth day of his wanted, which meant that tomorrow would usher in the biggest crisis, so it was better to make plans to leave instead of wasting time here.

However, Jiang Xie didn't take these things seriously, even if tomorrow was the end of the world, he would do what he thought was right, even if it was just a trivial matter.

"You stupid girl...... , just get a good night's sleep. Jiang Xie opened his eyes, glanced at Huang Ying, and hugged him into his arms, and then activated the Heavenly Fire Spirit Root, and a warm Xuan Qi rose in his body, which became a human flesh stove.

Huang Ying gradually warmed up, and her frowning brows relaxed.

In this way, Jiang Xie served as a stove for the night, and then, when the sky was just dawning, Jiang Xie pushed Huang Ying away and called the other party up.

"I said you, this is enough, you let me dress up as a woman, I came to you with a fart, but you fell asleep ....... Jiang Xie said with a cold face.

Huang Ying yawned, rubbed her eyes lazily, and then opened her eyes and saw Jiang Xie in women's clothes, especially when she saw the pair of giant ru, she directly covered her stomach and couldn't stop laughing, and after a while, she even laughed out of tears.

The corners of Jiang Xie's mouth twitched, laughing Nima! Labor and management said that if you don't pretend to be a woman, you have to let him dress up, and now that he is dressed up, not only does he not comfort his wounded heart, but he actually laughs at him .......

So he warned unceremoniously: "If you are laughing, believe it or not I will throw you into the river! No, throw you into the stinking ditch!"

Huang Ying couldn't hold back a smile at this time, and said apologetically to Jiang Xie: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh at you...... But you're so funny the way you look, haha. Speaking of the back, he glanced at Jiang Xie again, and couldn't help laughing again.

Jiang Xie was stunned, and then he understood, maybe the chest pad is too big, which is the laughing point?

So without saying a word, he took out two cold buns from them, and suddenly his chest was reduced to E...... Then he stuffed a bun into Huang Ying's mouth.

smiled and said, "Na, I know you haven't eaten breakfast yet, you see how sweet I am!" After speaking, he stuffed another bun into his mouth, only to find that it tasted good.

Originally, Huang Ying instinctively spit out this steamed bun with frozen teeth, but then remembered that this was the bun in Jiang Xie's chest...... He blushed and ate it.

After Huang Ying finished eating the buns, she became serious and didn't laugh anymore, because she knew that if she was laughing, Jiang Xie would definitely stuff her ......with a bun again.

Huang Ying glanced at the coat on his body, returned it to Jiang Xie, and said curiously: "I saw that you didn't come back yesterday, so I accidentally fell asleep...... Did you stay with me all night yesterday?"

Jiang Xie took the coat and said casually: "You think too much, I just came back not long ago, and when I saw you sleeping here, I covered the coat for you, and then I waited for a while and woke you up." ”

Of course Jiang Xie won't admit it, he accompanied Huang Ying for one night yesterday...... After all, this is too detrimental to his image as a villain.