"No way!"

"Young master, just take a sip, you see that your lips are dry like this. ”

"Get out, even if the young master dies of thirst, he won't drink the water from your urinal. ”

"But young master, tonight is a full moon night, you are not allowed to move around in the door, you can't go down the mountain to fetch water, young master might as well ..... for a while."

"Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink to death!"

“.....”

At this time, in the dimly lit cabin, the master and servant of the Fang family were having a heated discussion about whether to drink or not, and finally under the resolute attitude of the young master, Fang Daniu put the water in the urinal on the table, and he sat cross-legged and practiced martial arts. At the end of the month, a shadow crept out of bed in the cabin, and at last he reached out and grabbed the urinal from the table.

"Gollum!"

After a full drink, he muttered: "Anyway, the urinal has been washed, and no one in the world stipulates that the urinal must be used to hold urine and not water! No, if Young Master Ben wants to live a delicious life, he must not drink water in a urinal. ”

Fang Shiyu is a human being in two lives, combining the personality characteristics of the two lives, if you have to use one word to describe it, it is probably "tsundere"!

And just when the young master was about to go back to bed to continue to recuperate, he found that there seemed to be someone on the top of his head, and a tender green bamboo pipe suddenly stretched out from the small hole that Lingfeng had pierced, and a wisp of white smoke came out of the bamboo pipe.

How could he, who had read countless films in his previous life, not know what it was, but when he was about to wake up Fang Da Niu loudly, he fell crookedly. At the last moment when consciousness disappeared, he reluctantly stretched out his middle finger......

"Sure enough, the cultivation world is not easy to mix..."

After a while, the wooden door of the hut was opened, and the moonlight slipped quietly, imprinting on Fang Da Niu's cute face, and then a little man in black walked near on tiptoe. She covered her face with a black scarf, revealing only a pair of eyes as large as starlight. The little man first pinched Fang Da Niu's face, and after making sure that the big fool had fallen asleep, he turned his head to look at Fang Shiyu, under the moonlight, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old young man who was quite handsome was lying on the ground, his fingers were in strange shapes, and then she seemed to think of something, and suddenly a fierce light appeared in her eyes.

"Fang Shiyu, don't blame this girl for being ruthless, if you want to blame your father is Fang Lie, if you want to blame, you are too disgusting, today is yours... Ahem.."

Before the little man's voice fell, a white smoke suddenly appeared in the field, and the little girl turned around suddenly, and immediately pinched the magic seal in her hand to encourage her spiritual power to use a trick to avoid the dust of the children in the children's courtyard, and the smoke and dust dispersed in an instant.

The little man looked down and saw that there was still Fang Shiyu's figure, she immediately broke down the door and chased after her, only to see a man in black dressed like her not far away carrying Fang Shiyu who had fainted on his shoulder. In terms of form, the man in black was also a woman, but compared to the small man, she was much plump. If Fang Da Niu was here, he would definitely sigh: "This is the type that the young master likes!"

When the little man sees that the duck with his beak is only a piece of duck feathers, how can he be willing?

"Stop, let go of that bastard, let me come!"

When the big ass heard this, she turned sideways slightly, revealing a pair of beautiful eyes with a shallow smile, but she didn't put down Fang Shiyu as the little man said, but slapped Fang Shiyu's ass with a "snap", that look, that posture was like a female hooligan declaring the ownership of this prey. Then he didn't look back, the wind under his feet, he rose into the air, jumped several feet, like a black goose, and flew down the mountain by the mountain wind.

The little man jumped to his feet in anger, only to hear her hateful: "In this one-acre and three-point land of Qingyunmen, no one has ever been able to bargain from this girl, hum!"

After speaking, she took out a ringing arrow from her waist, only to see her hand up and down, "boom", the sound of the arrow turned into a streamer and rose into the air, the sound spread throughout the valley, suddenly whether it was the outer gate valley under her feet, or the inner gate peak on the opposite bank was brightly lit.

Seeing this, the Zhuji elders on duty immediately flew with their swords, and the streamer pierced the sky and flew towards the mountain of the outer disciples, and the little man who was originally staying at the outer gate began to change his clothes in an orderly manner at this time. I saw that she took off the black-clothed night dress outside, revealing the inner disciples serving inside.

The blue and white moire skirt, with a soft belt around the waist, set off the little man's posture and temperament to the fullest, and she patted her face with both hands so that her angry face would not be so stiff. Then take out a dressing mirror from the storage bag, pull the bangs between the forehead, and in the smooth copper mirror, a delicate little face is revealed. The little man nodded with satisfaction, flipped his hand, the mirror disappeared out of thin air, and when a few streamers in the sky fell, the little face rushed over anxiously with small steps.

"Oh no, no! Senior Brother Fang was taken away. While running, he shouted, his tone was excited, but his acting skills were quite clumsy.

The gray-clothed deacon elder who fell down frowned when he saw this: "It should be a coincidence, but the arrow you put is simply lawless, don't think that your master spoils you, you can ignore the door rules! Besides, on the night of the full moon today, do you know the danger? Why don't you go back quickly!"

The gray-clothed elder spoke fiercely, and there was a hint of helplessness in his tone, as well as a hint of doting. Guy Ying Qiaoqiao is not only a cultivator, but his status is even more unusual, but immediately after, the gray-clothed elder reacted, isn't this the residence of the detriment?

"What did you just say?"

Ying Qiaoqiao rubbed the corners of his clothes: "Elder Bai, Qiaoqiao said Fang Shiyu, Senior Brother Fang was arrested!"

This gray-clothed elder is named Bai He, one of the three deacon elders of the outer gate of Qingyun Gate, Fang Shiyu has a special identity, and he was injured a few days ago, although everyone in the door is rumored that he fell off the cliff when he came out of Gong, but people with a little brain know that this is just a disguise.

With his sixth-level cultivation of Qi training, how could he pee at night and fall off the cliff? The door also did some investigation on this, and finally the head of the door spoke, and then the matter was suppressed, since everyone said that he fell out of Gong, that is out of Gong, of course, it can also be vulgarly said that he fell by peeing.

Originally, according to the meaning of the rest of the True Inheritance Elders, since this dantian was abolished, it was better to send him back down the mountain to be his rich marquis, but for some reason, the head of the sect insisted on keeping it and placing it in this outer gate. It stands to reason that Fang Shiyu is under the jurisdiction of this White Crane Elder.

When Elder Bai heard that Fang Shiyu had been arrested, he immediately unleashed his divine sense, he was only in the middle stage of foundation building, and his divine sense was thirty zhang outside, although it was not far away, he was able to investigate the situation in the house. There was no one else in the house except for the servants of the Fang family who were sleeping sweetly.

You must know that although the person is abolished, his identity is still there, even if he is not covered by Wuhou, and there is the caretaker in the Baiyun Jing Palace, if Fang Shiyu disappears in the outer gate under his jurisdiction for no reason, then even if he is an elder of Zhuji, he will inevitably be punished.

After some questioning, Elder Bai and several elders who came one after another swept down the mountain, but just as Elder Bai flew halfway up the mountain, he suddenly realized: "No, why did Ying Qiaoqiao appear outside Fang Shiyu's house at this time! Could it be that the rumor is true?"

However, before Elder Bai could think about it, a wolf howl suddenly spread throughout the Qingyun Outer Gate Valley. Qingyunmen, divided into inside and outside, is separated by a stream in the middle, but after this wolf howl, the stream that was originally trickling suddenly stopped. And in the dark cave at the source of the creek, where the moonlight could not shine, a huge demon shadow came out step by step.

The demon shadow was more than ten zhang high, baring its teeth and grinning, looking up to the sky and roaring, Elder Bai and several elders who were traveling with him glanced at each other, and immediately took out the sound transmission conch and transmitted the sound to the only Jindan powerhouse in Qingyun Gate, the Qingyun Venerable.

"Boss, the wolf spirit is out, come to the rescue!"

After the three of them sent a message, they immediately flew towards the two mountain gates inside and outside, and they were going to appease the disciples at this time, as for the wolf spirit, it was naturally handled by the master. And Fang Shiyu was arrested, why should Qiaoqiao appear in Fang Shiyu's residence at the outer gate, but he was abandoned.

At the same time, in the woods below the mountain, Fang Shiyu woke up leisurely, and he found that he was lying on a tree branch at this time, his feet hanging in the air, and if he didn't pay attention, he would fall from the place where he was five or six feet long. If it was before, Fang Shiyu didn't have to worry, but now that he was crippled, he knew that if he fell, he could go to reincarnation again.

Fang Shiyu cautiously turned his somewhat drowsy head, and he looked around.

"Isn't this the grove at the foot of Qingyun Mountain? Who robbed the little master? Could it be that the fairy saw that the little master was like a jade and wanted to do that flower-picking thing?

As for why Fang Shiyu knew that the person who robbed him would be a woman, it was because of the lingering fragrance on his body.

"Giggles, little fairy? Sure enough, Fang Jialang speaks the same. I'm not a little fairy, I'm here tonight to take your life!"

At this time, a black shadow jumped from another treetop, and she made a gesture of cold light dagger on Fang Shiyu's face.

"This woman, you have something to say!"

Illuminated by the cold light, Fang Shiyu immediately confessed, but she was not in a hurry in her heart, the other party was obviously not here to kill him, from the mouth of the man in black, Fang Shiyu got two messages "Fang Jialang" Maybe she has something to do with her cheap father, and if she wants to kill him, she doesn't need to take him away and kill him again, just with his current half-crippled appearance, he can completely click it silently.

Sure enough, the dagger slapped Fang Shiyu's face, and finally took it back.

"I can't imagine that the dignified Wuhou prince is like this! The grassland men all say that Wuhou is the most kind of man in the world, but how can he give birth to such a seedless fool!"

Fang Shiyu grinned when he heard this: "How do you know if you don't give it a try?"

Fang Shiyu looked the woman in black up and down, not to mention that this man in black has a good figure, fat where he should be fat, and thin where he should be....

The woman in black "giggled", and instantly stepped forward, setting off a burst of incense, only to see that she took out a golden pill out of nowhere, and regardless of Fang Shiyu's objections, she directly stuffed it into his mouth.

"This person doesn't have any special fetishes, okay!" Fang Shiyu secretly cried out in his heart, a little scared, and a little excited....

But then Fang Shiyu heard: "Boy with no conscience, if it weren't for Wu Lie's sake, just by virtue of your words, the old lady would have let you really change from a kind to a seed." Also, if I hadn't saved you from that little girl, maybe you'd have to see your dead daddy!"

When Fang Shiyu heard this, his heart sank, sure enough, it was sent by his father, and just as he was about to ask about something, the golden pill that was stuffed into his mouth suddenly began to exert force. Fang Shiyu felt itching all over his body, he picked his throat and wanted to pull out the pill, and asked, "Ahem.." What the hell are you feeding me?"

The woman in black, but Fang Shiyu was mentioned, the two fell from the tree to the bottom of the tree, and then she threw down a burden, and was about to say something, but there was a sound of rustling outside the forest, and someone from Qingyunmen was carrying a lamp as if looking for something.

The woman said coldly: "Boy, I have already brought the things, so I will do it myself in the future!"

After speaking, he jumped into the air and jumped onto the treetops, while Fang Shiyu was lying on the ground and rolling, his skin was suddenly covered with black gold stripes, and the originally broken meridians showed signs of remodeling, but the pain in it made Fang Shiyu scream in pain, and finally the shouting attracted the disciples of Qingyunmen.

"Senior brother, quick, pull the arrow, go out and waste here!"

"Okay, it's just that the junior brother doesn't understand, why did he just suppress the demon rebellion and let the sect come together to find this waste?"

"Senior brother don't ask, there are some things that can't be said clearly. ”

"Please also ask the senior brother to answer. ”

“......”

Fang Shiyu was mentally beaten, but he still fainted without a fight.