Chapter 564, my brother loves me again
"Wow Ka I'm going to be the man of One Piece, little ones, charge!!"
Dobby stood on the deck of the Hanhai Star, a black one-eyed blindfold strapped diagonally to his body, and a plastic toy knife in his hand, looking like he was scolding Fang Xuan.
During his two months in Cleatos, Dobby learned the words and language of Daist out of boredom, and by chance he came into contact with something called a "graphic novel", which was so bad that the little thing was addicted to it all day long, even to the point of fantasizing that he was the character in it.
Looking at the way it looks now, it should still be immersed in that manga called "One Piece".
bang
A hand knife landed on Dobby's head unmistakably, and Tobby turned around angrily, but when he saw the comer, he was immediately startled, and in the blink of an eye, he changed to a flattering face.
"Ha, the beautiful and moving leopard human, why did you come out, didn't you want to accompany the Solo human. ”
"Hmph, there are a bunch of women around that little pervert, and there is no shortage of old women. ”
"I really don't understand why you humans are divided into men and women, when they are all the same creatures. ”
Dobby spun around and continued.
"When a man sees a better-looking woman, he will abandon his wife and son to engage in a mistress, and the original partner was dumped and angry to become a strong woman, and he came back with a gorgeous counterattack with a different face, but he found that his son fell in love with the man and the daughter of the mistress, and the brother and sister who learned the truth came from the sadness, and the two had a car accident at the same time on the way to elope, and both lost their memories after waking up.
In the end, they were arranged by their respective parents to combine with the people they didn't like, who knew that the children of the brothers and sisters fell in love again more than ten years later, and then even God was moved by this kind of bad fate, so the brothers and sisters and their children turned into dogs, and the happy ending. ”
The leopard choked on Dobby's words for a long time before he came to his senses.
"Little flame, where did you see this story!"
"Here. I don't know where Dobby pulled out a hardcover book that was taller than his body. "Brother of the Temptation to Return to the Village Loves Me Again" more than a dozen gilded characters are impressively printed in the most conspicuous position on the cover.
“...... Confiscate, little ones don't look at this mess. The leopard couldn't help but say, snatched the book and held it above his head.
"Wow, panther human, you pay me back, this is a hardcover collector's edition, Dobby bought a dwarf in Kryatos for a month, and he lent it to Dobby, you pay me back quickly!"
"Do you want to be beaten!"
"I don't care, pay me back!!"
Dobby is determined to fight the leopard to the end this time, and his small body keeps jumping up and down, but he is always two inches away from the collector's edition of the novel in front of him.
Bang bang bang
"Walding, ...... Hard, it's almost there!!"
The sudden sounds of some kind of movement in the forest below, and the two rough and engaged gongs that followed, made the leopard focus his attention below.
"Wouldn't it be so, is Seya so open-minded?"
Of course, the leopard knew what that voice meant, and when she first met Solo for the first time, she still wanted to send Solo to the "Chrysanthemum Club", but even the people in the club didn't dare to do that in the open air so blatantly.
"What are you looking at? The teleportation array should be around here, let's go down. ”
When Sawo came to the deck, he saw that the leopard was looking down intently, and driven by curiosity, he also listened intently, and soon Sawo's face became strange.
"Dad, what are you watching, Lan Lan wants to watch too. ”
"No way!"
Sawo and the Panther stopped a curious little girl in unison.
"Girl, you obediently stay here with the other sisters and wait for Dad to come back, and ask Sister Minnie not to come with them, Dad will come back soon. ”
"Little pervert, I'll go with you too!"
Solo and the others jumped off the spaceship without hesitation, leaving only Lan Lan with an ignorant face.
"Now, Dobby, why do Dad and Sister Leopard seem to be in such a hurry?"
"Because they're brother and sister!"
“?”
"They'll have two more kids!!"
“??”
"They're all going to be turned into dogs by the gods, and then kneel in front of Lord Dobby and lick my toes, damn panther humans, you give me back the hardcover collector's edition!!"
"Dobby, you don't have toes. ”
......
No matter what the two little guys were thinking, Sawo and the Panther had come to the source of the suspicious sound, and the closer they got, the more intense the flesh-to-flesh collision became.
"Whew...... Hey...... Ha ......"
"Woki, clamp it tight, I'm almost there too!!"
At this critical moment, Solo and the leopard jumped out of the bushes. It's just that the actual situation seems to be a little different from the scene they imagined.
I saw two muscular hunks with red upper bodies, one holding the waist of the other, and the two took turns doing sit-ups face to face, and the suspicious sound of "popping" was purely a movement made by the collision of the two pectoral muscles. Every time they collided, the two of them still showed an intoxicated look on their faces, and it was no wonder that Solo and the two were not found when they landed.
"Aha, you two are so interested, farewell!"
Sawo and the Panther turned to leave, but of course Wodin Wonki didn't agree.
"Brotherhood of Steel!! Who you are, where you came from, and where are you going, tell me honestly!!"
Woki and Wodin shouted slogans and fell from the sky to block the way of the two of them, and that's it, Woki was still riding on Wodin's shoulders, and the two of them struck the javelin throwing position commonly used by bodybuilders, and their oily muscles trembled slightly in the moonlight, and no one could doubt how amazing the explosiveness contained in it.
"Uh...... We were going to ask if there was a teleportation array or something nearby, but since the two of you are so busy, let's go and ask the others, Leopard, withdraw!"
Solo really didn't want to deal with these two macho men whose sexual orientation was not normal at first glance, so he picked up the leopard and ran away.
"I'm finally looking forward to a door-to-door delivery, which is so easy for you to slip away. Iron will, macho gladiatorial arena!!"
Saw, who was running away, suddenly found that an iron cage ring had appeared under their feet at some point, and Wodin and Woukee appeared in the ring as a matter of course.
"Little bunny, Navas who doesn't know that this three teleportation arrays are the property of our Brotherhood of Steel, do you want to go to the Tower of Trials, either pay the money or defeat the two of us. ”
Solo looked around, and finally determined that the "little rabbit" in the two mouths seemed to refer to him, but he didn't want to get into trouble just after coming to Seya, so he decisively chose the first one.
"Hmph, look at your small body, or obediently go back to be your rabbit, and run to the Tower of Trials for fear that you will lose your life. Each person has a fragment of the Five Elements Law, and it disappears from our eyes after paying the money. ”
Walding counts So'ou on his lips, and he doesn't miss his job, after all, no one will have trouble with money.