Text Chapter 217: The Test of Fake Death
But Jia Sheng didn't want to, he really had to deal with a city lord, anyway, it was indeed his fault for killing Hou Liangping by mistake.
So he accepted the city lord's apology and promised to go to the banquet, but he still reminded the city lord: "This Hou Liangping's body must be buried well, otherwise I will feel very guilty." ”
The city lord nodded hurriedly, saying that he would bury Mr. Hou Liangping well.
However, Zhang Liangpin said suddenly: "The old man thinks that this corpse should not be buried in a hurry." ”
The city lord and Jia Sheng frowned at the same time, if this corpse is not buried in time, can it be placed in this courtyard and play a corpse party?
And Nima keeps it there, so he's not afraid of the smell of rot, uh, yes, this is not his yard, he's afraid of the smell of rotten wool, and he can't smell it anyway.
Zhang Liangpin naturally didn't know that his casual words would make the city lord and Jia Shengsheng ...... so many ideas.
Zhang Liangpin hesitated for a moment, and then said to Jia Sheng: "Prime Minister Jia, this may be a test...... That's why I asked you, don't rush to bury Mr. Hou Liangping first. ”
Jia Sheng replied with a somewhat speechless voice: "Do you think too much about good products? Who can test people with their lives?" In fact, what Jia Sheng wants to say is that people are dead, and they may test a hammer, don't you seem stupid?
Zhang Liangpin shook his head, his teammate, his IQ is really too average, I don't know how he became the prime minister of a country.
After thinking about it, it was better not to explain for the time being, in case he thought too much, he would be ridiculed by Jia Sheng, it was better to confirm it himself first, and then it would not be too late to explain.
said directly: "Prime Minister A, anyway, you let this city lord first, don't bury Mr. Hou Liangping." ”
After Jia Sheng heard this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, if he said this to the city lord, it is estimated that he would really be cuckolded!
You must know that since ancient times, there has been a saying that the body of the deceased is buried for a long time, and it is still left casually, which will be scolded.
So there was a look of embarrassment, what is this, not to mention accidentally killing the person to be recruited, and now he can't bury the other party, why is this more and more pushing him to the heinous villain?
Zhang Liangpin saw Jiasheng hesitating, and knew that the other party was reluctant to say this, so he could only look at it himself and said: "Hello city lord, I am the current King Wen, this king thinks that it is really inappropriate to bury Mr. Hou Liangping now, why do you have to look at a suitable day, right?"
Jia Sheng nodded hurriedly, he is worthy of being a cultural person, and he can even say that it makes sense to do this kind of immoral thing that is poked in the back.
However, the city lord said with a smile: "It turns out that you are King Wen, you are respectful and respectful!" But you don't need to look at this day, today is the most suitable day for burial, because I have a good habit of reading the yellow calendar every day. ”
Even Zhang Liangpin, who is good at sophistry, doesn't know how to say it at this time......
Who told people to have a good habit of reading the yellow calendar every day...... , what other good reason can Zhang Liangpin have to prevent Hou Liangping from being buried now?
Zhang Liangpin glanced at Jia Sheng, and saw that the other party was not planning to do this wicked man, so he could only rely on himself, so he said bluntly: "No matter whether it is a good day to bury Mr. Hou Liangping today, you can't bury Mr. Hou Liangping, otherwise you will be my enemy." ”
Zhang Liangpin's meaning is very simple, that is, I put the words here, if you don't know how to bury Hou Liangping, it will be against a prince, and you will definitely die if you don't think about it.
The city lord understood what Zhang Liangpin meant this time, and immediately became angry, is this to blaspheme the deceased? He is the lord of a city, even if the other party is bigger than him and stronger than him, what about it? Of course, he has to agree to this kind of thing that people and gods are angry about...... That's right, the city lord said so much, and he still admitted it.
I saw him smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum, and assured Zhang Liangpin: "King Wen, don't worry, my friend actually likes to bask in the sun, and he will not change after death, so let him here, and it's not bad to bask in the sun." ”
Xiao Huang and the monkey's faces suddenly darkened, and they had an urge to scold the city lord, do you want to be hated so much? It turns out that your corpses like to bask in the sun, right?
Zhang Liangpin and Jiasheng were also speechless about this, but as long as they were not buried, he could say whatever he liked.
So a few people were not entangled, and went to the main hall to start the banquet, of course, Xiao Huang and the monkey did not go back, but on the grounds of excessive sadness, they also participated in the banquet, and ate and drank...... , said that only overeating can alleviate the grief ...... Mr. Hou Liangping.
The next day, Jia Sheng and Zhang Liangpin went to the inn to look for the prince, and found that the prince had woken up and recovered a lot, so they went to the city lord's mansion again as a guest, and looked at the corpse lying in the courtyard ...... basking in the sun.
"Teacher...... Isn't it good to do this way?" Jia Sheng told him about yesterday's incident, so he still had a relatively clear understanding of the ins and outs of this matter.
But he is still the same as Jia Sheng, and he expressed his incomprehension about Zhang Liangpin's refusal to let his family settle down.
Zhang Liangpin smiled and said, "Does the prince not believe in me, teacher? Do you think I will be the kind of person who has no sense of proportion?"
The prince hurriedly said: "How could I not trust the teacher, I just have some doubts." ”
Jia Sheng said, you are regretting a few days, the one who basks in the sun should stink......
The three of them chatted for a while, and then went back to the guest room in the city lord's mansion to rest.
On the third day, they came to see the courtyard again, and found Hou Liangping, Xiao Huang, and the monkey, eating and drinking big fish and meat in the pavilion, and they were immediately stunned, is this the legendary exploding corpse?
Only Zhang Liangpin is very calm, it seems that his guess is right, Hou Liangping's death, no, it should be said that it is a fake death, it is just a test for them.
When the man in white saw them coming, he also put down the chicken leg in his hand and pouted: "I promised to join the prince's team and participate in the anti-corruption battle, how about it, are you surprised?"
Jia Sheng said that this was a surprise, and this was directly a fright.
The prince was stunned and said in surprise: "Is Mr. Hou Liangping fake his death?"
The man in white didn't speak, just glanced at Zhang Liangpin, meaning that you are here to explain.
Zhang Liangpin nodded and said: "That's right, Mr. Hou Liangping is indeed a fake death, but the means of fake death are very clever, and we didn't find any flaws, and Mr. Hou Liangping's fake death also has a purpose, that is, to see if we are ignorant people, if so, then it is impossible for us to hear the voice of Mr. Hou Liangping willing to join our team today." ”