Chapter 328: Hilarious First Half

"It's a new form of performance again!" The audience's interest is getting higher and higher, and today's performance is completely different from the previous singing and dancing, they feel that the sense of distance between them and the actors on stage has been reduced, and they are particularly comfortable and relaxed.

Two middle-aged people, a man and a woman, walked up on the stage, the man walked in front, holding a crutch in his hand, and the woman chased after him, shouting: "Big flicker, big flicker!"

The new form of performance that Jiang Xingchen said is a sketch. And the Chinese sketches, of course, are Uncle Zhao. So Jiang Xingchen adapted this abduction.

Of course, there are no bicycles, but Jiang Xingchen got a dilapidated carriage, and the one who was fooled was also a chef.

In order to find three actors, Sun Sanqiang is struggling to do it, Da Yu and the chef can let the cross talk actors act, just put on a little makeup, anyway, they don't look very good. But the actress who plays the daughter-in-law of the big fool is in trouble, and she can't find it at all.

Civilians can't do it, they don't have a kung fu foundation, their breath is not enough at all, and the audience can't hear what they say. But the women of aristocratic and rich families, who are willing to play this image.

After the last, the hard work finally paid off, Sun Sanqiang's subordinates found a fat aunt who walked the streets and alleys, carrying burdens and selling wild vegetables, although she was also a civilian, but her voice was loud.

At first, the aunt was not happy, but as soon as the citrine coin was handed over, the aunt immediately smiled, and the star collar followed.

"The streets are full of good legs and feet, who can buy crutches!"

"Don't you know how to tell me, I can fool the right...... The little couple is doing well, I can give him a flickering separation! Believe it or not. Today with a good pair of legs, I flickered him lame!"

At this time, the humble chef drove a broken carriage to the stage. The big flickering daughter-in-law shouted: "It's a kidnapping, it's a ......."

Watching the humble chef turn the carriage, the audience burst into laughter.

The sketch is different from cross talk, that is, it has a complete plot and is a small story, which makes it easier for people to substitute and stimulates the audience's laughter more.

"It's so funny. People say kidnap him!"

"What's even more funny is that the woman actually said that she was abducted!"

Jiang Xingchen has seen it many times in his previous life, and of course the laughter is high. He didn't expect that the audience's reaction would be so big, he leaned back and laughed at the beginning, and he didn't laugh anymore at the back.

"It seems. The development of the sketch is still quite promising! The audience's recognition is very high!" Jiang Xingchen touched his chin. Think about it.

At this time, the three actors who performed on the stage did not know what to do, and in the near future, they would become celebrities. The aunt who sold vegetables also ascended to the sky in one step and bid farewell to the life of a commoner.

"Big head, thick neck, not big money!"

"Take two steps. Take two steps without getting sick!"

"You stomp you're numb!"

The first time I saw the sketch, the audience was almost laughing. Even the marshal who sat in the front row. Dingbei Hou, Lao Hou, Feng Xuanzhang, Wang Shuangyang, they couldn't control it, and the water in their mouths squirted out.

"This little soul is weak, how did he figure it out!" The marshal shook his head again and again, holding the water cup in his hand, but he didn't dare to drink it, he was afraid that the actor's next sentence would make him spray again.

"This stage form is really good, and it will have to be vigorously promoted in the future, ouch!" Feng Xuanzhang was saying, and the aunt on the stage said: "Okay, it's a lot, it's a lot!"

"I've set up a carriage, what kind of carriage do you want......"

At this moment, Feng Xuanzhang bent down while holding his sore stomach, and he really couldn't stand the laughter.

Several army commanders were about to slip out of the chair and slip under the chair, and Tang Chuxue, who paid the most attention to the image, also covered her mouth and kept shrugging her shoulders.

On the stage, whether it was the actors or the workers, they all laughed so much that tears flowed down.

Zhao Danqing fell to the ground, his right hand clenched his fist and kept hammering the ground, today is also the first time he has seen the abduction, that Zhilu Dao will be funny like this.

Mo Hongxian hugged Wanrou, laughed so hard that she couldn't hold it anymore, and the whole person pressed on Wanrou's body......

This abduction sale is finally over, and the audience is still laughing, clapping and laughing, and they can't control themselves when they think about the scene of the sketch.

Under the stage, in the audience, a middle-aged man covered his stomach, the muscles on his face kept twitching, he couldn't hold back his smile, and said secretly in his heart: "Tang Tian didn't even follow Jiang Xingchen on such an occasion, is he really not ......?"

After a long time, people only eased up a little and looked up at the stage.

Next, Jiang Xingchen took the stage and continued to interact with the audience, and then Bauhinia Entertainment's thirty guzheng played in unison, Yu Zhen, Song Ning, Zhang Yingying, and Tan Dong were among them.

Performing under the gaze of tens of thousands of people for the first time, Yu Zhen was both excited and excited. In fact, not only them, but even Jiang Xingchen himself felt nervous in the face of such a scene.

Fortunately, the audience here is used to watching dance and music, and Zhilu Dao keeps quiet during the performance, otherwise the scene of tens of thousands of people, and there is no sound amplification device such as microphones, nine out of ten actors can't handle it.

The guzheng played a song of Jiangnan Water Town, with a gentle and soft voice, with a soft and glutinous atmosphere, which slowly smoothed out the emotions that people had just been driven. At the same time, this song also implies the wealth of the star leader, which is comparable to the water town in the south of the Yangtze River.

Yu Zhen and the others were nervous, but fortunately they didn't make mistakes and completed the track smoothly.

The next stage was gentle and charming, and the two sang a song about meeting Xingchen, which was changed by Jiang Xingchen according to the song of meeting ninety-eight, which is also very good.

Later, Jiang Xingchen, Bauhinia Entertainment's song and dance troupe, cross talk actors took turns on the stage, and each performed a show, singing all brand new songs, all of which were widely sung by Jiang Xingchen in his previous life, familiar to everyone, and the cross talk was also a new joke.

During the performance, after two interactions, a large box of dolls was distributed.

However, this time the fans are bold, and anyone who comes on stage, regardless of whether they get a puppet or not, will hug Jiang Xingchen and Wanrou. The audience screamed, and a group of young people and girls had red eyes......

The time is close to noon, and this party has finally come to an end, Jiang Xingchen announced that today's party is over!

"It's over so soon!" all the audience had a feeling of unfinished business, and they didn't feel tired at all when they stood below for nearly three months.

"I really want to continue watching, especially the sketches, it's really funny!"

"I still like to listen to Jiang Xingchen's songs, how good that legend is!"

"Why don't you do more games, I know all the songs of Bauhinia, as long as I have the opportunity to go on stage, I will definitely get a puppet!"

For this form of performance, everyone gave a very high evaluation in their hearts, especially the fans of Bauhinia, not only heard several new songs, but also saw funny performances, as well as Jiang Xingchen's chatty hosting. It's arguably the best show they've ever seen.

However, what displeased them was that there was so little interaction that many did not have the opportunity to take the stage. For those who got the dolls, the fans were even more envious of them.

The fans who got the dolls were the happiest, not only did they finally get up close and personal with their idols, but they also got prizes that you can't buy anywhere else.

Many envious fans find the fans who get the doll and want to pay for it. However, the answer is that it is not for sale......

When the audience regretted that they hadn't seen enough, Jiang Xingchen loudly announced on stage: "Today's performance is only the first half! Tomorrow will continue the second half of the performance!"

The noise of the scene subsided and became silent, and then a huge cheer broke out, and the huge sound seemed to knock the sky into a hole, which could be heard from afar.

At this time, people realized that the performance mentioned in the leaflet was not a few more performances, but a different one every day, and all of them were new.

All the audience were overjoyed, and the happiness of wishing fulfillment was spontaneously born. The fans who didn't get the chance to go on stage have also rekindled their hopes, and it will be our turn tomorrow......

The audience began to leave, and Jiang Xingchen and the others also followed off the stage, walking behind everyone.

In the crowd in front, Yuan Hao turned his head to look at the back, and said with a smile: "Jiang Xingchen always does things unexpectedly...... Hehe, the better you do and the more people you attract, the happier I will be! When you hear the news of the imperial capital, the more wonderful your expression will be! Tomorrow we will see if you will talk and laugh like you do today!"

"Yuan Shao, where are we going next?" He Yunxuan's question interrupted Yuan Hao. He smiled and said, "It's time to go to the food street, the new food is launched today, it seems that there are still spirits to drink!

"Yes!" He Yunxuan smiled and said, "Let's go, let's go to the food street, let's talk about it, I'll treat you, Yuan Shao don't rush to check out......"

"Where is it, to my territory, how can I let you spend money, today is all mine...... Don't be hypocritical!" The two talked and laughed, left from the exit of the square, and went straight to the food court.

Not far behind them, the middle-aged man also glanced back and exhaled slowly: "Observe for another afternoon, if Tang Tian hasn't appeared yet, then he will definitely not be there...... However, Marshal, Feng Xuanzhang, Huang Shi, and Wang Shuangyang are not easy to deal with, and there are several army commanders, all of whom are Yuan Qi realm cultivators...... But fortunately, they didn't expect that someone would be unfavorable to Jiang Xingchen......"

With a sneer, the middle-aged man also walked out of the square and disappeared into the crowd in a blink of an eye.

People left one after another, everyone with a smile on their faces and talking about the content of the party.

All the audience walked cleanly, Jiang Xingchen, Wanrou, and Mei'er came out the last, and those who followed were the marshal and others.

As soon as they came out, a soldier of the army ran over: "Marshal, the Emperor's letter!"

"Oh, letter from the Emperor!" the marshal stretched out his hand to take it, and when he looked at it, his expression suddenly sank. (To be continued......)