Chapter 285: The Man with a Miserable Life Is Here Again

Simon's unfortunate lazy figure was reflected in everyone's eyes, and it looked so eye-catching. There was not a single person present who did not know the most famous person of this evil sect, and no one expected that this unreliable guy who was messing around would appear in such a place and appear as a savior, which really made people laugh and cry.

"A big man still sprinkles flowers, is he a?" Long Xing sneered. He is a descendant of the Green Dragon, and his strength is undoubted, and he doesn't care who the Terrans send.

"You know what? It's not about setting up the atmosphere! I think it's a little awkward here, so let's have some flowers to cheer up. Simon unfortunately didn't care about other people's eyes at all, and still smelled the fragrance of flowers like intoxicated, with an elegant expression and a graceful demeanor.

Simon is unfortunately a cult man, and the cult man does things according to his own mood, and acts without looking at other people's faces at all, and does as he pleases, coming and leaving as he wants. No matter how shocking the appearance is, no matter how scolded they are, the evil people will not blink their eyes.

Simon's unfortunate shamelessness is even more famous among the evil sects, and he has molested many beautiful female disciples of the sect, and every moment there are a large number of talented women carrying swords all over the world to find him, and they want to cut off a certain part of his body. However, Simon's unfortunate cultivation is ridiculously high, and the wandering flowers and leaves are not touched, and there has been no defeat among the younger generation.

"What? Are you representing the Terrans? I don't want to kill the unknown and report your name. Dragon Starfall said contemptuously.

Mu Yu began to chant silently in his heart: "My name is Ximen Blowing Snow, everyone calls me Ximen so handsome, you can call me Ximen Shuai." ”

Not only Mu Yu, but also the cultivators present began to learn from Mu Yu's appearance, and their hearts began to recite silently. There is not a single person here who does not know Simon's misfortune, and his almost shameless self-introduction is already known to all.

After Mu Yu finished reading, he took another bite of this guy, which was really shameless. He thought of Xiao Shuai in his arms, and muttered in his heart whether Xiao Shuai and Simon were brothers or something in their previous life, narcissism and thick skin, just the same!

"My name is Ximen Blowing Snow, everyone calls me Ximen so handsome, you can call me Ximen Shuai. ”

Sure enough, Simon unfortunately brought out that classic rhetoric again, and Mu Yu knew that this guy would introduce himself like this to anyone he met. Anyway, he didn't care what others thought of him, even if the cultivators in the audience were embarrassed to hear it, he still went his own way.

"What the hell do I care about you Simon! Since you want to come out, then be ready to be deposed!"

Long Xingcheng found that he couldn't see through Ximen's unfortunate cultivation, he became a little cautious, but he still didn't change his attitude. In his eyes, no matter how powerful the human race is, how can it be vulnerable, it is definitely not his opponent, after all, he is the descendant of the Blue Dragon Demon King.

Simon unfortunately saw that Long Xingyuan was ready to make a move, but he raised his hand and made a pause action,

Then he said: "Wait a minute, I'll deal with the family affairs of our human race first, you count a hundred and wait for me first." ”

Then, before Long Xingyuan could react, he came to the crowd in a fluttering manner. Many people retreated, not wanting to have anything to do with the evil cult, for fear of defiling themselves, who knows which tendon is wrong with this guy and will start making trouble again.

Long Xingluo frowned, and there was a faint anger in his heart! Who would have thought that he was a little prince of the demon clan and would be put aside by the other party. If you have a good fight, you will fight, and what does it mean to go away?

If he could know the character of the cult, he wouldn't be so nerve-wracking. Communicate with the cult people, you can never guess what strange things they will do in the next moment, one moment they will talk and laugh with you, and the next moment they will directly slap you twice.

Simon unfortunately beckoned, and powerful spiritual power swept out, and everyone only felt that for a moment, a person suddenly flew out of the crowd, and was unfortunately trampled on the ground by Simon. Everyone looked at it, and it turned out to be the person who had just blamed Mu Yu for being too heavy on the demon clan.

This guy's name is Tianping, he is a disciple of Tianxingmen, and his cultivation is in the out-of-body double heaven, and he was originally selected by Cangwanzi to participate in the competition of the demon clan. It's a pity that after hearing that Long Xing Fall wanted to hit the people who competed hard, he didn't dare to play, and complained that Qi Lan Feng was too heavy on the demon people. This balance is also a cultivation in the out-of-body period, but in the face of Simon's misfortune, he was caught without any room for resistance.

"Simon is unfortunate, what do you want to do? let go of me!"

The aura circulating on this Ximen's unfortunate body is undoubtedly cultivated in the out-of-body period, but the condensed aura is much stronger than the balance, where is he Ximen's unfortunate opponent? Ximen unfortunately dragged him out and stepped on him again, the whole process was extremely fast, and even the other companions of the Heavenly Star Gate couldn't react.

"Seniors, I have to teach this kind of fart idiot a lesson before I go up, otherwise when I beat this demon patriarch horned monster to death, and some people complain that I am too heavy, then how unwilling I am!

Cang Bangzi snorted and said, "You are a disciple of the evil sect, right? When will your master's old fellow from the evil sect die?"

"Ah, it turns out that the seniors recognized the teacher, and it was really an honor. The tutor is fine now, and I will ask him when he will die, and then I will go back and forth to my seniors. ”

Simon smiled unfortunately, and saluted again. To be able to say this about his master in front of outsiders, I'm afraid only a cult person can do it. His words made everyone involuntarily raise their middle fingers, this guy even dared to be so black with his own master, it was really the style of the evil sect!

"The person who talks nonsense really has to be cured, otherwise it will be chilling! You can do it yourself!" Cang Wanzi glanced at the balance lightly and snorted coldly.

How could he not know that it was this disciple of the Tianxing Sect just now who complained that Lan Feng was too heavy on the demon clan? It's just that the other party is a disciple of the Tianxing Sect, he is the elder of the Xuanling Sect, and at the same time, the people of the Eight Sects have lost the demeanor of the elders because of their own identity, so they can't help but not make a move. Now Simon of the cult unfortunately wants to teach this spineless guy a lesson for him, so let him go! It is much better to let the people of the cult take action than to take action himself.

"Thank you so much!"

Simon unfortunately bent down vertically again, and behaved politely like a well-educated young man with three good, four virtues and five beauty. If it weren't for the fact that everyone knew the person's character, they would really treat him as a polite son.

"Simon misfortune, what do you want? I tell you, if you dare to touch my cold hair, my father will not—ah!" Before the balance could finish speaking, Simon unfortunate gave him a slap, and the bright red palm print appeared clearly on his face.

"The rhinoceros demon proudly said that he had thick skin, and I was not convinced, I thought that my skin must be thicker than his. It wasn't until I heard your words that I felt that your skin should outperform me. Simon unfortunately did not shy away from backhand and slapped Tianping again, and the crisp sound frightened many people, and everyone watched in horror as Tianping's teeth mixed with blood flew out of their mouths.

Those who dare to blatantly teach the Heavenly Star Gate a lesson, I'm afraid that only the evil sect can really do it.

"Sure enough, the skin is thick, and my hands are a little numb when I fight. Simon unfortunately slapped him down a few times.

"Bang! bang!"

crackled a few times in a row, and his face was so swollen that he couldn't even speak, if he could speak, he would definitely greet Simon's unfortunate eighteenth generation ancestor.

The clear sound of hands and faces colliding echoed in the crowd for a long time, and no one dared to step forward to stop Ximen's misfortune, even the people of Tianxingmen were stunned. The balance is already the highest cultivation among the people who came from the Heavenly Star Gate this time, and if the others go up, they can only go and send their heads again.

Those who echoed Tianping's words just now were completely frightened and didn't dare to move, and they didn't dare to take a breath, for fear that they would also be unfortunate to be pulled out by Simon, and then their faces would become like pigs' heads. At this moment, the balance has completely lost his true face, and he has even passed out, without a good tooth in his mouth.

Simon rubbed his hands unfortunately, and then said to Tianping in relief: "Hey, next time, remember, try not to move your mouth if you can, and sew your mouth shut if you don't dare to do it, anyway, you will say it in vain." ”

After saying that, he threw the scales out like a dead dog, and then returned to the dragon starfall.

"Where did you count? Surely not a hundred, right?" said Simon, who had the misfortune of pulling out a fan, opened it with a clatter, and said casually.

"You're an interesting person. Long Xing Fall glanced at Simon unfortunately.

"But I think it's boring to fight with a big man like you!" Ximen unfortunately looked over the dragon starfall and landed on a fox demon who was out of the body of the Nine Heavens behind him, his eyes were full of light, and he touched his chin and said, "Wait, wait, wait! Don't do it yet, or you go down to rest first, let that fox demon sister come up, I like to talk about life with the fox demon sister the most." After speaking, he wiped the saliva from his mouth.

The fox demon in the demon clan is enchanting and moving, and the whole body exudes endless charm, which makes people look at it and their hearts are rippling, and they can't wait to hold it in their arms. Ximen is unfortunate that he still thinks about picking up girls at this juncture, let alone the girls of the demon clan, which really makes many people almost vomit blood. Simon is unfortunate that this guy is usually crazy, but in the competition between the dignity of the human race and the demon race, can't he take it seriously, do you have to do so many messy things?

"Hmph! If you can beat me, I will naturally let Xiaohu have a fight with you. Long Xing said proudly.

"And you want to hear about my background?" asked Simon unfortunately.

"Why do I want to know your background?" Long Xingyuan felt inexplicable, he fought when he fought, did he expect to rely on his background to make people merciful?

Everyone in the cultivators below felt extremely embarrassed, and some of them began to curse this evil guy. Is this Simon unfortunate and brainless? Every time he has to bring out his life experience, is he tired of it? He really thinks that this kind of pediatric thing can deal with the demon people?

"How do I think it's a mistake to bet the hope of the human race on a cult person!" Cang Wanzi looked at Simon Unfortunate with some headache, he had more or less heard about the deeds of Simon Unfortunate this guy, and he also felt very awkward in his heart.

Cult people have always been rejected by the major famous and decent people in the cultivation world, if any troubled person wants to make a "cultivator disgust ranking", the first is the Youmeng Demon Clan, the second is the Demon Clan, and the third is definitely the Evil Sect!

However, at this moment, none of the so-called famous and decent factions can stand up, but it is a cult Ximen who unfortunately comes on the field. Winning or not is secondary, at least Simon unfortunately dared to stand up, which is much more backbone than the usual young generation who claim to be famous and upright. It's just that after Simon unfortunately stood up, he did many embarrassing things, and everyone couldn't stand it. It doesn't feel like he's giving the patriarch face, but he's embarrassing the human race.

But Simon unfortunately didn't care what others thought! still went his own way, and regardless of whether Long Xing Xing was willing to listen or not, Simon unfortunately began to say nervously:

"When you hear about my background, you won't think I'm an interesting person. When I was four years old, my grandmother drowned, my grandfather died violently at the age of five, my father was killed by vendetta at the age of six, my mother committed suicide at the age of seven, and at the age of eight I was sold to the Qinglou because I was too good-looking.

When the unfortunate old fellow heard what had happened to me, he named me Simon Misfortune.

But I always knew that fate is in my own hands, I must learn to fight, I will not succumb to fate, I decided to name myself Simon Misfortune, oh no, Simon Blowing Snow, I want everyone to know that I am handsome, I want to prove to everyone that I am handsome......"

Simon unfortunately finished saying that he also sprinkled a handful of flowers, and then took out a flute, playing a sad tone, his flute sound was long and complaining, many people hurriedly blocked their ears, Simon unfortunately this set of tricks is hugely lethal, if you are not careful, you will be on the road, many people have been tricked.

"Damn, is Simon unfortunate and brainless? The demon people are so powerful, how could they be put down by such a pediatric thing?"

"That's right! This kind of incomprehensible carving insect skill is simply a shame for our human race, if it can have a little effect, I will eat!"

The cultivator scolded indignantly, and some people even wanted to go up and kick him, a good and serious competition actually made it so embarrassing, talking and singing, I really don't know which tendon is wrong in this guy's brain, it would be strange if he could defeat the demon clan with this pediatric means!

However, the unfortunate flute of Ximen was still playing, and a sad atmosphere enveloped the entire Bacao Village.

"Bang!"

No one expected that Long Xing suddenly covered his chest with his hands, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground in a daze, and then let out a muffled sound, knocking the ground out of a big crater, and then fell unconscious.

Oh, I'll wipe it, this girl is okay too?

The demons were dumbfounded! The terrans were dumbfounded! The creatures present were dumbfounded!